小学英语短剧剧本《大话西游》.doc

音乐起，白骨精睡醒后，连唤两声K，不见回答，愤怒吼叫其名。B: Kelly, Kelly, Kelly!K : ( 慌张跑上讨好般应答) yeah, here.B: My mirror!Kelly 赶紧递到眼前B :（自我欣赏中）Beautiful ! Wonderful! Who is the most beautiful lady in the world? K: Me! 脱口而出，意识到错误，连忙后退。Oh!B : 瞪了一眼 Its me!照镜子 I am the most beautiful lady in the world.突然发现脸上有颗痘痘，惊呼Oh! Pimple! No use! 挤痘痘，把镜子打翻在地。手机音乐响起，Kelly为白骨精递上手机。B: Hello! H: Hello, honey! Its me.B: I know its you. Youve been calling me every day since 400 years ago.H: Oh. Honey, I love you so much. Do you love me?B: No way! B对这位契而不舍的追求者已厌烦到了极点。B : 朝Kelly喊道Pimple!B: Im busy with my face now. Ive got one more pimple. How terrible! Ill never see anyone unless I can cure it.H: Ah! Thats easy. Do you know TangSeng? His meat is good for your face! You can go and catch him. Thats a good idea. Do you think so?B: Yes! I cant wait! See you later. H: Ok!B: I love you!H :（受宠若惊地自言自语）oh. She loves me! My God, she loves me!B : How nasty令人厌恶的 he is! ( 她想了想，对k道 ) But Tang Seng, tang seng must be delicious! Telescope!K显然理解主人的意思，递过一副望远镜。B便观察起T的行踪来。B : ( 欢喜万分 ) Ah-ha, four people! I got it! Look, hes silly! But delicious! Theyre coming! 边说边后退下场。音乐起，师徒四人上场。T师徒四人上台来。S拎着行李，M握着金箍棒在前面探路。集体亮相：we are coming! Coming!(八戒后喊道)T: Its a long journey! Fine, lets have a rest.S: Master, sit here!T: Ok!T: Monkey!M: Yes, sir!T: Ive told you a million and once times, our journey to the west is very hard. If we cant meet Mr. Rulai, nobody will know that we are great; nobody will know that we are heroes; no girls will be our fans! SoT还在得意地发表他的演说，M、S和P都被他说得昏昏欲睡。P: Sir! Im so hungry.T: I know that. Im hungry too. So Monkey, would you please go and buy some food?M: Ok, Ill go!舞台另一头的B听了不禁眉开眼笑。B: Its a good chance.B迅速地化装成一个老太婆，弯腰挎着篮子咳嗽着走到了T师徒的面前。P: Ah, here comes an old lady. Hello granny! Whats in your basket? Smells nice!J: Some pancakes for my son. He is working in the field.P: Im hungry. Can I have some? Only a little bit.心急的P伸手去拿篮子里的东西，J假装惊慌地护住了篮子。T: Piggy! Ive told you a million and once times, remember to be polite to old ladies.J: You are very kind. It looks as if you are hungry and need some food. I can give you some for free.T: （ 双手合十 ） Oh, thank you. God bless you!B假意伸手拿食物递给T，企图乘机抓住T,不想袖中露出一只白皙的少女的手，立刻被赶回的M瞧出了破绽。M: ( 一把抓住了J的手腕 ) Stop! Who are you? B: Im an old lady.M: An old lady? An ugly old lady?B虽然是妖怪，但四百年来，这还是头一遭被人这么窝囊地抓住手腕，简直是又羞又怒。B: Youyou dare touch my hand!M: Monster! Take my stick!猪八戒一把抱住孙悟空的腿让白骨精逃脱。T听到Monster一词立刻吓得晕倒在S怀中。M: Pig! What are you doing? 说着抡起金箍棒就要向猪八戒打去。这时唐僧唱起歌曲only you 仨徒弟顿时狂晕。M把金箍棒给p求他把自己打晕，p给s，最后s把自己打晕在地。唐僧却还在动情歌唱。随后清清嗓子，T: Monkey, Im hungry. Please go and buy the lunch!M: Ok, ok! 随后下场 S: Master! 把行李箱递给唐僧坐。B: This time, I must win! Yeah! (面朝观众说道)B: Gentlemen! Im going to take part in the dance nobody. I need a partner. Who can help me?P: I can! B大吐特吐，然后转头问唐僧：Can you help me?T: But Im not good at it.B: It doesnt matter. Just follow the music. Come here!1, 2, 3, go!当他们正跳的尽兴时，B趁乱把T带走了。P&S: Master, master! 这时M 回来了M: Master! Wheres our master?S: We dont know.M: What are you doing? 生气中摔了篮子，找出手机给师傅打电话，未接。舞台下传来奸笑声，B: Ha-ha, I got your master!B（白骨精拍打唐僧）: Have a rest. Dont be nervous!3, 2, 1! Action! 向唐僧冲过去，却扑空了。唐僧正起身做运动，然后鞠躬合十，问候：Nice to meet you!白骨精很崩溃，很无奈，挠头发，然后发话。B: Heres my home. Im Bai Gujing.heihei. Nice to meet you, too. My dinner!M, P &S: Master, we are coming!猪八戒看到美女，应声倒地，沙僧被鞋子扔到，然后孙悟空与白骨精周旋，音乐起。猪沙二人趁机救出唐僧。这时观音上台：G: Stop! B: Who are you? Go away!G: You cant hurt them. What do you want to do?B: I just want to cure my pimple! Pimple!G: Pimple?B: Yeah!G: Its just a piece of cake for me! Look! I have clean &clear. Once use, no pimple! (师徒四人膜拜不已)B: I want that.G: Ok. Here you are!B(白骨