The Big Bang Theory第五季第20集剧本.doc

The Big Bang Theory, Season 5, Episode 20 Sheldon: Leonard: Penny: Sheldon: Quantum physics makes me so happy. 量子力学真让我满心欢喜Leonard: Yeah, Im glad. 恭喜恭喜Sheldon: Its like looking at the universe naked. 如同看着一丝不挂的宇宙Penny: Hi. Guys got a minute? 能打扰一下吗Leonard: Sure. Whats up? 行啊 什么事Penny: Well, I was thinking about Sheldons little joke 我想到谢尔顿开的小玩笑 the other night about me eating all your food. 就那天晚上说我老蹭你们东西吃Sheldon: Oh! That was no joke. But. 那不是在开玩笑 不过. I understand your confusion, 我能理解你以为我是说笑 as I am our groups resident cutup. 毕竟我一直是咱们小团体中的笑话王Leonard: Im sorry, you are our resident cutup? 不是吧你还是小团体中的笑话王吗Sheldon: Yes. 当然Leonard: Oh, prove it. 证明一下Sheldon: Knock-knock. 敲敲门 敲敲门Leonard: Whos there? 谁呢 Sheldon: Interrupting physicist. 插嘴物理学家Leonard: Interrupting phys. 物理学家怎么插.Sheldon: Muon! -介子哞哞Penny: Anyway, I got a little residual check from my commercial, 言归正传 我收到了我广告的尾款 and I thought, hey, how about I get the guys 我想了想 不如给你们 a little thank you to pay them back? 买点感恩礼物当做回报吧 So, Sheldon. 所以呢 谢尔顿 ta-da! 你看Sheldon: A vintage mint-in-box未拆封的经典 1975 Mego Star Trek Transporter with real transporter action. 1975年米果公司出产的星际迷航传送机,还会有真实的传送特效 Hot darn! 帅爆了Leonard: Where did you get that? 你去哪里买的啊Penny: From Stuart, at the comic book store. 斯图尔特的漫画店里买的Leonard: You went to the comic book store by yourself?你孤身一人走进了漫画店啊Penny: Yeah. It was fun. 是啊 挺好玩的 I walked in, and two different guys got asthma attacks. 我一走进 俩男的立刻被迷得哮喘发作 Felt pretty good. 感觉真爽啊Sheldon: This calls for an expression of gratitude.这个应该表示一下感谢Penny: Ooh, am I about to get a rare Sheldon Cooper hug? 哟 是不是要给我一个罕见的谢氏拥抱Sheldon: No, not this time. Then they wouldnt be special. 这次不行 不然我的拥抱就掉价了 Thanks, Penny. 谢了 佩妮Penny: Youre welcome. 不客气 Dont worry, I didnt forget about you. 别担心 我没忘记你 Leonard, I got you. 莱纳德 我给你买了 a label-maker! 一个标签机Leonard: Wow. 哇 No, its great. 真好 Also mint-in-box. Mm. 也是全新没开封的Penny: And I got you a transporter, too! 我也给你买了个传送机Leonard: Awesome! 太帅了Sheldon: Look, it was actually designed for my vintage Mr.Spock action figure. 这是专门配我的珍藏版史波克模型的呢Penny: Oh, thats great! Lets open them up and put him in there.那太好了 我们快拆开把他放进传送机吧Leonard: Open it? 打开?! Sheldon: Oh, good Lord, no! 老天啊 不行Penny: Why? Theyre just toys. 为什么 玩具不是拿来玩的吗Leonard: Theyre collectibles. 拿来收藏的 Sheldon: Theyre mint-in-box. 全新没开封的 Penny: Come on. Cant we open one up and take a look? 拜托 打开来看看也不行吗Leonard: No, dont! 不行 Sheldon: No, dont! 不行Leonard: Once you open the box,it loses its value.一旦开封了就不值钱了Penny: Yeah, yeah. My mom gave me the same lecture ab