英语三人短剧--搞笑

精品文档 1欢迎下载 顾客 小心 你的大拇指在我汤里了 服务员 别担心 先生 不是很烫 A Watch out Your thumbs in my soup B Don t worry Sir it s not that hot 一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排 大拇指在牛肉上 你疯了吗 顾客喊到 你的手在我的牛排上 什么 服务员说 你想让它再掉地上 A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat A Are you crazy yelled the customer with your hand on my steak What answers the waiter You want it to fall on the floor again 服务员 茶或咖啡 先生 第一个顾客 我要茶 第二个顾客 我也是茶 杯子要干净的 服务员 两杯茶 哪个要干净的杯子 B Waiter Tea or coffee gentlemen A I ll have tea C 2nd customer Me too and be sure the glass is clean Waiter exits returns B Waiter Two teas Which one asked for the clean glass 创新句子 我坚持用干净杯子喝茶 服务员 这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么 看起来象是在仰泳 A Waiter what s this fly doing in my soup Um looks to me to be backstroke sir 服务员 汤里有只苍蝇 别担心 先生 面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它 A Waiter there s a fly in my soup B Don t worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get em 服务员 我汤里有只苍蝇 不是 先生 那是蟑螂 苍蝇在你牛排里 A Waiter there s a fly in my soup C No sir that s a cockroach the fly is on your steak 服务员 汤里有只苍蝇 别让别人看见 先生 要不别人都要 A Waiter there s a fly in my soup B Keep it down sir or they ll all be wanting one 服务员 汤里有只苍蝇 我知道 先生 我们没有另收钱 A Waiter there s a fly in my soup C Its OK Sir there s no extra charge 服务员 汤里有只苍蝇 对不起 先生 我弄走那三个时忘了这个 A Waiter there is a fly in my soup 精品文档 2欢迎下载 B Sorry sir maybe I ve forgotten it when I removed the other three 服务员 汤里有只死苍蝇 是的 先生 是开水杀死了它们 A Waiter there s a dead fly in my soup C Yes sir it s the hot water that kills them 话剧前半部分是荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本 Introduction Long ago there was a crazy country in this crazy country there were some crazy people trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing Yingzheng But finally he failed Do you want to know what happened at that time Okay next show will tell you the truth Action I 太子丹 上 掏出镜子梳头 做自恋状 Mirror mirror tell me who is the most pretty man in the world 画 外音 It s you Prince Dan 太子丹高兴状 Thank u mirror 面对观众 I m Prince Dan the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth I am so scared So what can I do 向幕 里大叫 Where is my minister 阿三 毕恭毕敬 Honey I am coming 太子丹 I ve told you again and again that you should call me my most beautiful graceful handsome charming cute smart and dearest Prince Dan 阿三 Sure honey I have a good idea We can find a hero to kill YingZheng 作杀状 太子 Oh yeah What is the most expensive commodity in this century Talent 二十一世纪最需要的是什么 人才 这句话要跟观众 交流 最好由观众来回答 然后拍阿三肩膀 做赞许状 Good idea But who is the right candidate 阿三 After screening I have two promising persons on hand One is Miss LiMoChou the other is Mr JinKe Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world 太子 Well show me the winner as soon as possible OK 阿三 Yes Action II 十面埋伏 中刘德华 Dabao in white clothes a board with NO SARS Dabao Yangrouchuan yangrouchuan Eaten one want nine Eaten one want nine Xiaofu Hi Dabao Hi Two What a familiar face Two It s you Dabao 10 years past you are a still a tax collector Xiaofu 10 years past you still sell Yangrouchuan How is your business Dabao Everything is OK 10 years past you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing Xiaofu 10 years past you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before Dabao Thank you No SARS no dirtiness Serve people serve me Xiaofu Great Have you Dabao Married I m not married I m still single Xiaofu Have you claimed your tax this month Dabao What Taxi Oh tax Of course I should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this month Xioafu Your receipt please 精品文档 5欢迎下载 Dabao shows the receipt Here you are I have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer Xiaofu Great What a good taxpayer you are Dabao Thank you It is my duty I m proud of myself to pay the tax for our country Xiaofu Yeah The tax you paid is a share of our country s economy and you do a lot for Olympics of Beijing Dabao Let s do it together It s said that Don t ask what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country Just like me sell Yangrouchuan and pay the Tax for ten years more Xiaofu You re the loveliest people in new century Dabao Thank you And you re the loveliest tax collector in new era X Excuse me and I have to go now Bye bye D A moment are you free tomorrow evening Could I have a dinner with you Xiaofu Well may I have the company of my husband Dabao No no no problem 6