绝望的主妇台词142-146

142 期 你一定要站在我这边 So help me if you don t back me up on this I will loose it 快帮帮我 这件事如果你不站在我这边我会输的 Yes shouldn t have spanked Porter but its not like she hurt him 没错 Bree 不应该打 Bree 的屁股 但是她并没有伤害他啊 That is not the point you don t spank other people s children 这不是重点 她不应该打别人家小孩的屁股 He was misbehaving she had to do something B but make no mistake she definitely crossed the line 他调皮了 她必须干点什么 但 但是她的确过分了一点 Yeah you re damned right she did She could have tried something else like a time out or she could have simply threatened to spank him 当然 她是过分了 她试试别的方法啊 比如 暂停休息 或者她可以威胁说要打他 Yeah because that works out so well when we do it 是啊 因为这种方法我们很受用 It does work It does work most of the time 的确有用 大部分时间都有用的 It used to work They ve figured out that it s an empty threat they they re on to us 过去是有用的 小孩慢慢地知道我们只是在吓唬他们 然后他们会想到应对措施 My mom used to beat the hell out of my sisters and me And I won t do it I will not become my mother 我妈以前会狠狠地打我和我妹妹 我是不会这样的 我不会变成我妈那样 Fine But the boys are getting older and smarter And eventually believe me eventually they re gonna figure out that they outnumber us and then 好的 但是男孩们会长大 变得越来越聪明 而最后 相信我 最后他们会知道他们在数 量上胜出我们 然后 We re screwed 我们就惨了 Exactly 没错 back up 支持 为 撑腰 But he s got science to back up the results 但他得到了科学依据来支持这个结论 Senior administration officials back up the president 美国政府高级官员们都支持总统 hang up 把 挂起 He says when I hang up 我挂上电话后他说道 Hang up these dresses 把这些连衣裙挂起来 cross the line 跨过线 可以理解为 做的太过分了 Few would cross the line to shoplifting which they correctly regard as criminal 少数人会超越底线去偷窃 他们 正确地 认为这是犯罪 For some revenue projections cross the line 就某些 IPO 公司来说 透露收入预期也是违规行为 143 期 可能是同性恋 Uh Bree 嗯 Bree Don t get up I ll be quick Andrew all any parent can do is try to provide thei r child with the tools to succeed in life 别站起来 我很快就好 Andrew 好的父母亲所能做的就是努力提供给他们的孩子成功 生活所需要的工具 Education love a good clean safe home Well I have given you those things a nd I m through feeling guilty 教育 关爱 一个安全整洁美好的家 我都做到了 我仍然感到内疚 So if you want to piss your life away and blame it on how horrible things are at home then go ahead 如果你想要毁了自己的前程 并把所有可怕的事都归咎于你的父母 那么随便你 But I want it stated for the record that I am a good mother Do you hear me I am a good mother 我只想说清楚 我是个好妈妈 Bree Andrew just told me that he thinks he might be gay Andrew 刚刚告诉我说 他觉得他可能是个同性恋 What 什么 That s why he wanted me to come in first He thought I could take it better 这就是他想让我先进来的原因 他觉得我可能更容易接受这件事 Well he was right I ll be waiting in the car 他是对的 我去车上等你们 provide with 供给 Instantly they provide with the encouragement and boost my motivation 瞬间 这些格言会给我勇气 激励我前行 succeed in 在 上获得成功 Succeed in spite of management 顶着管理 实现成功 Such offerings may also succeed in reducing the demand for pirated music 提供此类的服务也许还能成功削减盗版音乐的需求量 piss away 俚语 浪费 Jack boasted that he had enough money to piss away until the day he died 杰克夸口说 他的钱足够他挥霍一辈子 blame on 责怪 把 归咎于 The united nations security council statement condemned the attack but stopped short of placing blame on the north 联合国安理会发表声明谴责本次袭击 但是并没有将事件的责任归咎于朝鲜 The truck driver put the blame on me for the car accident 那名卡车司机把车祸的责任推到我身上 144 期 有些人注定不是你的 Hey there 你好 Hi Edie What s up Edie 什么事 Nice ensemble you busy 穿这么帅啊 你忙不忙 No not really 不忙 Oh good I bought a bunch of fresh doughnuts for my construction workers and as you can see I bought a few too many s o I thought maybe you and I could 好极了 我买了几个刚炸好的面包圈给建筑工人吃 你看 买得太多了 我想也许你和我 可以 Susan Susan Hey there Edie 嘿 Edie What are you 你们 你们怎么 Mike and I got back together Mike 和我和好了 Super 了不起 I knew you d be happy for us So what s going on 我知道你会替我们高兴的 有事吗 Uh Edie was just about to Edie 正想 Free doughnuts Want them Or not 免费的面包圈 要不要来点 How sweet thanks 太好了 谢谢 Why don t you go put these on a plate 你把它们放到料理台上去好吧 Oh and save me one with sprinkles 给我留个有糖屑的 I cannot believe you are still coming onto him 我真不敢相信你还来找他 You said you two were finished You thought he was a murderer 你说你们两个吹了 你以为他是个谋杀犯 And that was your cue to come over and flirt 那成了你过来调情的原因 You wasted your time and your doughnuts 你浪费了你的时间还有你的面包圈 Not if you choke on them 如果你噎到就不算浪费了 Well thanks Edie 谢谢 Edie The doughnuts look great 面包圈看上去很诱人 Pleasure See ya 我很荣幸 过会见 You know I m gonna run home and get somemilk to go with those doughnuts 我回家去拿点牛奶来配那些面包圈吃 Hey you know it s it s a shame you ve got to keep running back and forth 你看 这样跑来跑去太不好了 Well I can t have doughnuts and juice It s unnatural 我不能用果汁来配面包圈 吃起来多别扭 No I mean we should move in together 我是说 我们应该住在一起 Come on what do you say 你说呢 Um I say oh Hold that thought Edie Edie stop Stop Hang on 我 我认为 啊 先等会儿 Edie Edie 停车 停一下 What now 现在又怎么了 Oh I was just rude back there gloating and everything and I apologize 我刚刚太无理了 直勾勾的看着你 我向你道歉 Well thank you Susan Very big of you 谢谢 Susan 能道歉对你来说已经很不容易了 And on a completely unrelated topic Mike and I are moving in together See ya 说一个完全不相干的话题 我和 Mike 同居了 再见 be about to 正要 表 立即的将来 Things could be about to change 这一切可能将面临改变 The train is about to start 火车马上就要开了 go with 与 相配 Do you have shoes go with the dress 你们有和这衣服搭配的鞋子吗 back and forth 来回地 反复地 He is always shuttling us back and forth between worlds 他总是让我们在不同的世界之间来回穿梭 The bird flew back and forth 鸟前前后后地飞 hold that thought 等会再说 Yeah why not Hold that thought 好为什么不呢 能否等会儿再说 145 期 挑衅开始了 Hey 嘿 Hey Lynette what are you doing here What s this Lynette 你来这里做什么 这是什么 You told me Duggan s coming back to work today I thought I d do something special for him 你告诉我说 Duggan 今天回来工作 我想我要为他做点什么 Uh huh and this wouldn t have anything to do with you checking up on me an d Annabel 绝对不是为了过来监视一下我和 Annabel 的 What 什么 Yesterday you brought my pictures of the kids 昨天你带来了孩子们的照片 The day before that you brought me soup 前天 你给我带香皂 Lynette honey it s gotta stop Lynette 亲爱的 不能这么做了 Tom I don t care about you working with Annabel Tom 我不介意你和 Annabel 一起工作 I told you that 我跟你说过了 This is for Duggan He had a heart attack I don t care about Annabel 这是给 Duggan 的 他刚得了心脏病 我一点也不介意 Annabel Hey Lynette Lynette Huh Speak of the devil And I mean that 说起魔鬼 我就是那个意思 Well you re becoming a regular fixture around here aren t ya 你都快成了这里的常驻代表了 是吧 Oh yeah I wanted to do something nice for Duggan 我只想为 Duggan 做点什么事 I suppose filling his blood stream with butter fat might be considered nice 我猜在他的血管里塞满脂肪是个不错的主意 Actually it s fruit juice sweetened Can I cut you A piece 这是果糖的 要不要我切你 切给你一块 Everyone I need to see you right now 各位 请都过来一下 Okay listen up I just spoke with Tim Duggan s wife and it looks like he s not gonna bereturning to work after all 听着 我刚和 Duggan 的太太见了一面 看来他不会再回来工作了 Seems that he had a relapse lastnight which unfortunately puts us in a very t ight spot 昨晚他的心脏病重新复发 这让我们就比较紧张了 We re gonna work together as a team and do what we need to do 我们团队必须团结起来做好本份工作 so Jerry you re taking the Holister account Suzanne you re covering Paradis e Springs andAnnabel I want you to take the lead on the Traveler s Hotel ch ain Jerry 你来做表单会计 Suzanne 你来做法拉利春季系列 Annabel 我要你负责连 锁旅行酒店 You re leaving for Hawaii in three days 三天后你出发去夏威夷 I can t handle traveler s by myself especially not if they re moving into the p rint 我一个人没法出差 事情都还没有定的时候更不能我一个去 Dan Well choose someone to take with you 选个人和你一起去 Oh okay Um I choose Tom 好的 我选 Tom check up on 检查 调查 But check up on him from time to time 不过有时间的时候去看看他 Consumers often find it difficult to check up on any of the claims made by the salesmen 顾客常常发现很难核对推销员所声称的功能 speak of the devil 说曹操曹操就到 Speak of the devil and it will appear 说曹操 曹操就到 Speak of the devil here she comes now 说曹操曹操到 她现在来了 in a tight spot 身处困境 She ll always help if you re in a tight spot 你有困难 她总会帮忙的 He hasn t done any review and there are only two days left so he s in a tight spot with his exams 他一点都没复习 只剩两天了 他可得为考试为难了 take the lead 领导 Active fiscal policy will soon take the lead in stimulating the economy 积极财政政策很快将在刺激经济方面发挥带头作用 146 期 苏珊的幸福破坏者 Later that day Edie Britt witnessed something disturbing 那天下午 Edie Brit 看到了一些让她很不高兴的事 So is Susan coming Susan 来吗 She said she might be a little late 她说她也许会晚一点 They already started moving a few of Mike s things over to her house 她正在把 Mike 的东西搬去她家 Already Wow good for her 已经搬了 太好了 Yeah it s nice to see Susan so happy again 是的 很高兴看到 Susan 又开心起来 Yeah I m happy for Susan 我也很替 Susan 高兴 But don t you think she and Mike are moving a little fast 但你们不觉得她和 Mike 的进展快了一点吗 I mean two days ago she was thinking he was a murderer and now she s mo ving in with him 两天前 她还认为他是个谋杀犯 现在她却要和他住在一起 She found out it was in self defense 她知道了他当时只是自卫还击 I think they ve cleared everything up 我觉得他们已经把一切都弄清楚了 Yeah good point 说的很对 Mike s a decent guy Mike 是个不错的男人 Yeah that s true Of coursethere was the gunshot wound 是的 他受过枪伤 That s right Did they ever explain that 对啊 他做出解释了吗 No and I know guns and that wound was not self inflicted 没有 我懂枪 他的伤口绝对不是自己误伤的 And then what about Mrs Huber s blood stained jewelry 还有 Huber 太太沾了血的首饰呢 Yeah that didn t walk into Mike s garage by itself 它不会自己走进 Mike 的车库 Maybe this is a mistake 可能有点不对 If there s one thin