初三英语作文愚人节

初三英语作文愚人节初三英语作文愚人节 您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 注册 发布 导语 作为最为搞笑的节日 捉弄人得到快乐 这是一个善意的谎 言 以下为大家准备的初三愚人节英语作文 仅供参考 What was the joke To end our special news bulletin said the voice of the television announcer we re going over to the macaroni fields of Calabria Macaroni has been grown in this area for over six hundred years Two of the leading growers Giuseppe Moldova and Riardo Brabante tell me that they have been expecting a splendid crop this year and harvesting has begun earlier than usual Here you can see two workers who between them have just finished cutting three cartloads of golden brown macaroni stalks The whole village has been working day and night gathering and threshing this year s crop before the September rains On the right you can see Mrs Brabante herself She has been helping her husband for thirty years now Mrs Brabante is talking to the manager of the local factory where the crop is processed This last scene shows you what will happen at the end of the harvest the famous Calabrian macaroni eating petition Signor Fratelli the present champion has won it every year since 1991 And that ends our special bulletin for today Thursday April lst We re now going back to the studio To Be Paranoid on April Fools Day It s OK To Be Paranoid on April Fools Day On April First it s OK to be suspicious about believing anything too good to be true Aording to a psychologist who has researched past April Fools Pranks Most of us have fun playing harmless April Fools tricks on each other but some folks inflict cruel and unusual punishment on their friends when their prank gets out of control says Robert R Butterworth Ph D who has developed a list of questions that should be asked before planning an April Fools prank Could the prank cause undue anxiety when uncovered Could it be misinterpreted by others as a serious event Does it involve deceiving more than a few people Is an element of fear or risk involved If you were on the receiving end of the prank would you be upset You have to be careful Fool s Day 1st April is a day to be careful or you could easily get tricked by someone It s April fool s Day a day when people traditionally like to try to make a fool of someone else and laugh at them There are lots of theories surrounding the origins of the day but one explanation is connected with the change in the calendar in the 16th century which meant that 1st April was no longer the beginning of the year Those who still celebrated the New Year on 1st April were called fools So what kind of pranks do people play on April fool s Day Well there are lots of simple tricks that you can play on your friends For example you could wear a black sweater and pull a piece of white thread through it so that people try to pull it off You could change the time on someone s alarm clock so that they re late for work Or glue a coin to the floor and see how many people try to pick it up All these are small scale practical jokes which you might play on one other person or a few people But there s also a tradition of large panies attempting to fool a lot of people For example a burger restaurant once claimed that they were introducing a left handed burger In particular the media often try to make people believe something which is not true Newspapers publish some ludicrous stories every year although some of them are actually true It s entertaining to try to guess which stories are true and which are fake In the April Fool s stories they often include a clue to the fact that it s a joke For example the name of an expert quoted in the article might be an anagram of April Fool Radio and television programmes have also fooled many people by broadcasting reports which are untrue One programme announced the invention of an amazing new weight loss product water which contained minus calories And one of the most famous hoaxes ever was broadcast by the BBC itself in 1957 A very serious news programme called Panorama reported on the poor spaghetti harvest in Switzerland and showed pictures of farmers picking spaghetti from trees Hundreds of people were taken in and wrote to the BBC asking how to grow their own spaghetti An unforgettable April Fool s Day Growing up as a child April Fools Day was the one holiday I never felt clever enough to take part in I was creative enough to make a costume for Halloween or bake a dozen heart shaped cookies on Valentine s Day but I never had any good ideas for playing pranks In elementary school all my classmates would prepare a joke to play on April Fools Day The joke was usually meant to be played on the teacher and for a week in advance all the students would get together at lunch to plan out what the prank was going to be This went on for years since I went to a grade school with the same thirty students for all of primary school The ring leader of our class was a boy named Michael and Michael always came up with the best pranks When we were in the fourth grade he convinced us all to wear regular clothes instead of our school uniforms even though we didn t have permission to In the sixth grade he got us all to agree to switch identities so that when the teacher called on me I wouldn t answer for myself instead another classmate would speak Our teachers always put up with our silly antics even if they were childish They always knew that Michael was in charge of our jokes as well but they never punished him They seemed to understand that as children we were entitled to a bit of fun more over that Michael got a lot of joy from organizing the whole thing and making us laugh with his crazy ideas In my final year of primary school Michael decided that for April Fools Day we needed to play our best prank yet We all got together as a class all fifteen boys and fifteen girls and started spitting out ideas left and right Michael really wanted it to be something no one at school would ever forget so a lot of the ideas got rejected No one questioned when Michael shot down an idea He was the king of pranks so we listened to all of his suggestions and criticisms I d never really spoken up during this yearly ritual but something in me wanted to be a part of it this year It was my last year before high school was to begin and I wanted to think that in our final scam I would be an integral part of the plan I wanted to use my creativity for a change and make everybody laugh On the third day of our meetings the whole class got together at lunch and sat in our usual spot underneath a row of trees next to the soer field Sandwiches and juice boxes in hand people started to once again feed our ring leader ideas each of which he discarded Finally I decided that maybe my idea was good enough I was pretty positive Michael wouldn t think it wise enough but I figured it was worth a shot Besides after all those years of sitting quietly and agreeing to whatever it was he thought of I really had nothing to lose Even if my idea wasn t funny enough I figured everyone would be shocked that I even thought of something That was reason enough for me to get up and give it a go Putting my lunch down I stood up in front of my classmates and gave a suggestion Every year we play a prank here at the school How about this year we don t How about we play the prank from outside of school Michael chimed in How are we supposed to manage that I don t think I follow Well I went on I suggest that we don t even show up for school I think our whole class should be absent Everybody stared at me in plete shock An entire class of thirty students being absent on the same day would be an absolute riot Michael has a big grin on his face but the other students had a lot of questions How will we convince ALL our parents to let us stay home The chances of each of us getting them to allow it are slim to none If one person shows up because their parents force them to go then the prank is ruined I could see my idea wasn t winning them over but then Michael stepped in Hey I think Raquel has a great idea This could be the funniest thing we do Raquel I think you found a winner As soon as Michael aepted my idea slowly everyone else did too I could see they thought it was funny but they were just worried it wouldn t work April Fools day finally arrived and we set our plan into motion The night before some students faked a stomach ache after dinner Some of my classmates faked fevers that morning One or two students actually had been sick and couldn t get out of bed I told my parents that I had an awful headache and needed to stay home Knowing what