三打白骨精中英文对照搞笑版

三打白骨精中英文对照搞笑版 人物 T 唐僧 S 孙悟空 E 猪八戒 J 沙僧 B 白骨精 B1 B 变 成的村姑 B2 B 变成的太婆 B3 B 变化成的老头 N 哪吒 T Wukong where we are now 悟空 我们现在到哪里了 S Bajie map 八戒 地图 E 摸出 递给 S S oh master look 凑近 T T S 一齐转向 E 哦 师傅 你瞧啊 T Bajie How Many times I have told you don t take these pictures of beautiful girls with you 八戒 我告诉你多少次啦 不要老是带美女图啦 E Oh master Forgive me 伸手拿回 哦 师傅 原谅我这次吧 T 缩手 No i tkink i will take this untill we get to west ba jie map 没门 我想就由我暂时保管 直到我们到达西天 取得真经 八戒 地图 E But T Emitofo nothing is lust lust is nothing Map E 递 Here Em i am so hungry now 坐 and i can not move anymore 奥 师傅 我肚子饿扁了 再也走不动了 S Fat Pig 肥猪 E Monkey if you dare to say these two words once again I will I will 死猴子 如果你再敢说这俩个字 我就 我就 S You will what 凶相 你就要干嘛啊 E 软禁 I will help you catch fleas 跳蚤 呵呵 我就帮你抓虱子啊 S Hm T 轻咳 Wukong I am hungry too would you bring us some food 悟空 我也饿了 你能帮我们去找点吃的吗 E You see master is hungry too 你看 我们师傅也饿了 T Baijie Don t forget who ate my last meal 八戒 不要忘了谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了 J But master if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away what can we do 但是师傅 如果大师兄走了 有妖怪来我们怎么办 T Em It is a problem Wukong do you have any idea 这倒是一个问题 悟空 你有什么办法吗 S No problem 安装 B 已躲在一旁偷看 E This is 这是 S Electric net I have learnt the energy of electricity from master s books So I made this No monster can approach you if you stay in it T Em Wukong you are becoming more and more knowledgeable knowledge is power 哦 悟空 你真是越来越知识渊博哦 知识就是力量啊 S ok i am going to find some food Bye 走 好的 我去找吃的啦 拜拜 T ok it is the show time 好的 现在是我们展示自己的时间啦 放音乐 穷开心 三师徒开始跳舞 T i am a little tired Let s play cards 三人开始打牌 音乐 斗 地主 我有点累了 我们打牌吧 B Hm Hm Electric net it is easy ha ha ha 变成 B1 传说中的电网 小菜一碟嘛 哈哈哈 B1 接近三人 望着 Can I join you 能加我一个吗 T I m sorry lady We are playing card now and three people are enough 哦 女士 我们现在在斗地主 三个人足够了 B1 在一旁观看 Oh Chance T oh chance 嗯 机会 B1 Double King 一对 k T Oh I win Em Lady you are so clever Come in and teach me 准备开电网门 S 回来 看见 B1 Oh monster 上前就打 B1 倒 Ah T 气愤 Wukong Look what have done She is my teacher S She is a monster T Nonsense 深呼吸 S Oh please don t T It s too late 唱 Once more you open the door 泰坦尼克主 题曲 走音离谱 S Please Please oh no 痛苦抱头 晕去 T 呛住 咳 Wukong I m disappointed with you B 真身出现 Hm Sun Wukong I ll teach you a lesson 变成太婆 哈哈哈哈 孙悟空 我马上就给你一个教训 B2 Daughter daughter where is my daughter Hello have you seen my daughter 悟空醒 看到老妇 T you Daughter 连忙挡住地尸体 No sorry 陪笑 B2 想看后面是什 么 T 挡 S 咬牙切齿 You monster I ll beat you into hell S 追打 B2 B2 躲至 T 身后 S 打 不想打到 T 头 T 晕 S 再打死 B2 E Ah you are too late Nezha 对 T I ve called the police N hei hei 摇醒 B You are under arrest 出示证件 You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law let us go 带走 B 嘿嘿 你被捕了 你现在可以保持沉默 你现在所说的每一句话将 来都可能成为呈堂证供 走吧 T Wukong S 不理 T I admit my mistake this time S 仍不理 I m sorry 小声 S What T I m sorry S i can not hear clearly T I am sorry S 捂耳 音乐响 敢