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2 ok ok 3 4 5 2 1 6 1 2 3 bada 4 5 15237 6 7 10000 8 9 10 11 12 13 pm we all have to pay the bills but sometimes the office is literally the last place in the universe you want to be the reasons can run the gamut employees can sometimes be led to creative extremes to find a way to take a day off in careerbuilders annual survey 29 percent of workers admitted to playing hooky this year their top reasons is calling in sick but some employees like to get more creative here are 14 of the strangest excuses employers said they heard careerbuild 29 1 employees 12 year old daughter stole his car and he had no other way to work employee didnt want to report it to the police 12 2 employee said bats got in her hair 3 employee said a refrigerator fell on him 4 employee said a deer bit him during hunting season 5 employee ate too much at a party 6 employee fell out of bed and broke his nose 7 employee got a cold from a puppy 8 employees child stuck a mint up his nose and had to go to the er to remove it 9 employee hurt his back chasing a beaver 10 employee got his toe caught in a vent cover 11 employee had a headache after going to too many garage sales 12 employees brother in law was kidnapped by a drug cartel while in mexico 13 employee drank anti freeze by mistake and had to go to the hospital 14 employee was at a bowling alley and a bucket filled with water due to a leak crashed through the ceiling and hit her on the head we all have to pay the bills but sometimes the office is literally the last place in the universe you want to be the reasons can run the gamut employees can sometimes be led to creative extremes to find a way to take a day off in careerbuilder s annual survey 29 percent of workers admitted to playing hooky this year their top reasons is calling in sick but some employees like to get more creative here are 14 of the strangest excuses employers said they heard careerbuild 29 1 employee s 12 year old daughter stole his car and he had no other way to work employee didn t want to report it to the police 1 12 2 employee said bats got in her hair 3 4 employee said a refrigerator fell on him 5 6 employee said a deer bit him during hunting season 7 8 employee ate too much at a party 9 6 employee fell out of bed and broke his nose 6 7 employee got a cold from a puppy 7 8 employee s child stuck a mint up his nose and had to go to the er to remove it 8 9 employee hurt his back chasing a beaver 9 10 employee got his toe caught in a vent cover 10 11 employee had a headache after going to too many garage sales 11 12 employee s brother in law was kidnapped by a drug cartel while in mexico 12 13 employee drank anti freeze by mistake and had to go to the hospital 13 14 em