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Joe: Kathleen Kelly, hello. This is acoincidence. Would you mind if I sat down? Kathleen: Yes, yes, I would. Actually Im expecting someone. Thanks. Joe: Pride and Prejudice. Kathleen: Do you mind? Joe: I bet you read that book every year. I bet you just love that Mr. Darcy and your sentimental heart just beats wildly at the thought that he and, well, you know whatever her name is, are truly honestly going to end up together. Waiter: Can I get you something? Kathleen: No, no, hes not staying. Joe: Mochachino, decaf, non-fat.Kathleen: No, you are not staying. Joe: Ill just stay here until your friend gets here. Gee, is he late? Kathleen: The heroine of Pride and Prejudice is Elizabeth Bennet. She is one of the greatest and most complex characters ever written, not that you would know. Joe: As a matter of fact, Ive read it. Kathleen: Oh, well, good for you. Joe: I think youll discover a lot of things if you really knew me. Kathleen: If I really knew you, I know what I would find instead of a brain, a cash register, instead of a heart, a bottom line. Joe: What? Kathleen: I just had a breakthrough. Joe: What is it? Kathleen: I have you to thank for it, for the first time in my life when confronted with a horrible, insensitive person I knew exactly what I wanted to say and I said it. Joe: Well, I think you have a gift for it. It was a perfect blend of poetry and meanness. 乔:凯瑟琳凯丽,你好。真巧。我坐一坐可以吗? 凯瑟琳:不可以,真的不可以。其实我在等人。谢谢。 乔:傲慢与偏见。 凯瑟琳:不可以吗? 乔:我敢说这本书你每年都要读。我敢说你一定爱上了那位达西先生,你善感的心灵一想起他就狂跳不已,还有,那个你知道叫什么名字的,最终和他真诚地走到了一起。 侍者:你要点什么吗? 凯瑟琳:不,不,他马上走。 乔:穆哈咖啡,无咖啡因,脱脂。 、 凯瑟琳:不,你不能呆在这。 乔:你朋友来了我就走。哦天哪,他迟到了。 凯瑟琳:傲慢与偏见的女主人翁是伊丽莎白贝纳特,她是小说作品中最伟大、最复杂的角色之一,你不会知道的。 乔:事实上我已经拜读。 凯瑟琳:噢,是,对你有好处。 乔:我想如果你真的了解我,你会发现很多很多东西。 凯瑟琳:如果我真的了解你,我知道我会发现什么,我会发现你不是一个有头脑的人,而是一台收银机,残酷无情,没有人性。 乔:什么? 凯瑟琳:我刚刚有了一项突破。 乔:什么突破? 凯瑟琳:这要感谢你,在我人生中第一次当面面对一个恐怖、冷漠的家伙时,我确切知道了自己想说什么,并且说了出来。 乔:噢,我认为你有这方面的天赋。刚才真是诗意加卑劣啊。Kathleen: Meanness, let me tell you something about meanness Joe: Dont misunderstand me. Im just trying to pay you a compliment. Kathleen: Oh, oh, why are you touching that? What are you doing? Joe: Is this a red rose? No, you know its a crimson rose. Something you read about in a book, no doubt. Kathleen: Its funny to you, isnt it? Everything is a joke to you. Please leave. Please, please leave, I beg you. Thank you. Joe: You know what that hanky reminds me of? Kathleen: Hmm Joe: The first day I met you. Kathleen: The first day you lied to me. Joe: I didnt lie to you. Kathleen: You did too. Joe: No, I didnt. Kathleen: Yes, you did. Joe: I did not. Kathleen: You did too. Joe: I did not. Kathleen: You did too. Joe: I did not. Kathleen: You did too. I thought all that Fox stuff was so charming. F-O-X. Joe: Well, I didnt lie about it. Kathleen: Joe, just call me Joe. Joe: Sure. Kathleen: As if you were one of those stupid 22-year old girls with no last name. Hi, Im Kimberly, hi, Im Janice. Dont they know youre supposed to have a last name? Its like theyre an entire generation of cocktail waitresses. Joe: Look, I am not a 22-year old cocktail waitress. Kathleen: That is not what I meant. Joe: And when I said the thing about the Price Club and the cans of olive oil, thats not what I meant. Kathleen: Oh, you poor sad multi-millionaire. I feel so sorry for you. (Someone comes into, Kathleen raises her head and looks forward.) Joe: Take a wild guess thats not him either. So who is he, I wonder? Certainly not I, gather the worlds greatest living expert on Julius and Ethel Rosenberg but somebody else entirely different. And will you be mean to him too? Kathleen: No, I will not. Because the man who is coming here tonight is completely unlike you. The man who is coming here tonight is kind and funny and hes got the most wonderful sense of humor. Joe: But, hes not here. Kathleen: Well, if hes not here he has a reason because theres not a cruel or careless bone in his body. But I wouldnt expect you to understand anybody like that. You with your theme park multi-level homogenize the world mochachino land. Youve deluded yourself into thinking that youre some sort of benefactor bringing books to the masses. But no one will ever remember you Joe Fox and maybe no one will remember me either, but plenty of people remember my mother and they think she was fine and they think her store was something special. You are nothing but a suit. Joe: Thats my cue. Have a good night. 凯瑟琳:卑劣,我来告诉你什么叫卑劣 乔:别误会我的意思。我只是想夸夸你。 凯瑟琳:噢,哦,你动它干嘛?你想干什么? 乔:这是一朵红色的玫瑰吗?不,你知道这是一朵深红色的玫瑰。一定是哪本书里读到的东西。 凯瑟琳:你觉得可笑是吗?对于你一切都是开玩笑。你走吧。走吧,真的。我求求你了。谢谢。 乔:你知道那块手帕让我想到什么? 凯瑟琳:哦 乔:第一天我见到你。 凯瑟琳:第一天你对我撒谎。 乔:我没撒谎。 凯瑟琳:你撒谎。 乔:我没有。 凯瑟琳:你就是撒谎。 乔:我没撒谎。 凯瑟琳:你就是撒谎。 乔:我没有。 凯瑟琳:你就是撒谎。 乔:我没有。 凯瑟琳:你撒谎。我以为弗克斯家族的东西很可爱。弗-克-斯。 乔:噢,可我并没骗你。 凯瑟琳:乔,叫我乔吧。 乔:当然。 凯瑟琳:搞得好像就像那些不知道姓什么的22岁的笨女孩一样。嘿,我是金伯丽。嗨,我是杰妮丝。他们知不知道你应该有个姓?整个就象是一代鸡尾酒女招待。 乔:喂,我可不是22岁的鸡尾酒女招待。 凯瑟琳:我不是这个意思。 乔:我当时谈到的价值俱乐部和橄榄油罐,也不是那个意思。 凯瑟琳:噢,可怜的数百万富翁。我为你感到难过。 (有人进门,凯瑟琳看了过去。) 乔:猜猜一定也不是他。我在想他是谁?当然不会是我,也不是还活在世上的参加过裘里斯和伊塞尔罗森伯格案件的侦探专家,一定是个完全不同的人。你对他也会这样卑劣吗? 凯瑟琳:不,我不会对他这样。因
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