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赵本山小沈阳不差钱英文版台词Got the Money Anyway(A Comic Piece for the CCTV Spring Festival Gala 2009)Play script by Cui Kai et al.CharactersUncle Zhao, acted by Zhao BenshanShenyang, acted by Shen HeCCTV Man, acted by Bi FujianYadar, acted by Wang Jinfeng (Mao Mao)小品:“不差钱”(2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目)编创者 崔凯 等表演者 赵本山、沈鹤、毕福剑、王金凤(毛毛)(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景,写着:“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装,身上背着一串蒜头,手上拿着野鸡,拉着毛毛上场。)(This short play is set in a restaurant named Scottish Taste / Feel. Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)赵本山:到了。毛毛: 到了。赵本山:这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不,苏格兰调情(tio qng)。毛毛: 爷爷,你念反了,苏格兰情调(qng dio)。赵本山:啊,情调?就搁这儿吃。毛毛: 爷爷,这家老贵的啦。赵本山:贵?咱带钱了,带三万多块,那包呢?毛毛: 我没拿包啊。赵本山:装钱那包,黄包。毛毛: 完了,让我落炕上了。赵本山:我说,你这孩子还能办点事吗?!这给你办事,落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗?毛毛: 兜里,多少钱哪才?才70多块钱。赵本山:我还有400。行,够了。毛毛: 这也不能够啊。赵本山:哎呀,够不够就这样了。服务员!Uncle Zhao Here we are.Yadar Here we are.Uncle Zhao Its the most pricy eatin spot in Tieling: Scottish Tease / Fool.Yadar You got it wrong - Scottish taste / feel, not tease / fool.Uncle Zhao All right, taste / feel. Were gonna have our meal here anyway.Yadar But its very expensive.Uncle Zhao So whut? Weve got the money, 30,000 yuan. Wheres the bag?Yadar What bag?Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed.Uncle Zhao So whut can you do at all? Im goin trough all this for you and you had the nerve to forget the bag on the bed! Any money left on you?Yadar Let me see. (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.Uncle Zhao Heres 400 more.Yadar Still not enough.Uncle Zhao No matter. Waiter!(小沈阳上)小沈阳:对不起大爷,我们这是高档酒店,不收农副产品。赵本山:不是,我们是吃饭的。小沈阳:妈呀,吃饭的?赵本山:不像啊?小沈阳:不太像。赵本山:我说姑娘啊,这顿饭非常重要。小沈阳:妈呀,你管谁叫姑娘呢,人家是纯爷们。赵本山:咋这么个打扮,还穿个裙子呢。小沈阳:这是按我们苏格兰风格来包装的。再说也不是裙子啊,这不七分裤吗。你看,是有腿的哦。妈呀,着急穿跑偏了。妈呀,我说走道咋没有裆呢。赵本山:行了,那条腿留明儿个穿,哈哈哈。小伙子我跟你说呀,今天我要请一位重要客人吃饭,你一定要招待好。小沈阳:呃,没问题。赵本山:来来来,我问问你,你们这个酒店,如果要急头白脸吃一顿,得多少钱?小沈阳:咋还吃急眼了呢?赵本山:我意思就是,最贵的都点上。小沈阳:得一、两万的。赵本山:一、两万?啊,那啥,有没有这种情况,今儿个吃完了,明儿个来结账?(Shenyang, the waiter, enters.)Shenyang Sorry, sir. Were of high class here. We dont take on stuff from street peddlers.Uncle Zhao Were your customers. Dont we look like it?Shenyang Not quite.Uncle Zhao Were gonna have an important meal here, miss.Shenyang Dont you call me a miss. Im a man - from the inside out.Uncle Zhao Then how cme you wearin a skirt?Shenyang Why, its mens wear in Scottish style. See, its no skirt but Capri pants. Look at this, look. Oh, damn it, I didnt get into one of the trousers in a hurry. No wonder I feel different while walking.Uncle Zhao Leave that trouser for tomorrow, hah! I tell you, boy, were gonna have a damn important guest here in a minute. You should do you best.Shenyang No problem.Uncle Zhao How much does a meal cost here if we get at it like mad?Shenyang Why so / Whats wrong?Uncle Zhao I mean if we order nothin but the best.Shenyang About 10,000 to 20,000.Uncle Zhao Whut if smebody eats today and pays tomorrow?小沈阳:打白条儿啊?赵本山:不是啊,不是打白条,不差钱,有钱。喏。小沈阳:啥意思?赵本山:小费。小沈阳:妈呀,大爷你真敞亮,你太帅了。赵本山:给一百块钱还帅呢。我跟你说这不白给啊。一会儿客人到了,你一定要给足我面子,明白吗?我到点菜的时候,你得替我兜着点。小沈阳:咋兜呢?赵本山:既把面子给了,但是呢又不能花得.太狠。我要点贵菜.小沈阳:我就说没有呗。赵本山:哎呀妈呀,你太厉害了。来来来,拿点。再给你30,来。小沈阳:我跟你都明码的哦。赵本山:谢谢。小沈阳:放心吧。毛毛: 爷爷,我有点饿了。赵本山:饿了?来碗面条。小沈阳:呃,78一碗。赵本山:啥面?这么贵。小沈阳:苏格兰打卤面。赵本山:是不是卤子贵?小沈阳:卤不要钱。赵本山:那就来碗卤子,先尝尝咸淡。快去,快去。小沈阳:妈呀,没这么上过呀。赵本山:那是我没来,我要来,你早就这么上了。去吧去吧。小沈阳:这老爷子,我要说面条不要钱,要面条了你还。Shenyang Youll give me an IOU?Uncle Zhao Not that. Ive got the money anyway. Take this.Shenyang Whats it?Uncle Zhao A tip for you.Shenyang You do understand people / things / the world, sir - you look cool!Uncle Zhao Whuts a hundred yuan to me! Still, you aint get it for nothin. When my guest cmes, you put on a show with me. If I order expensive food, you should stop me doin so.Shenyang Like how?Uncle Zhao Showin due respect for my guest, yes. Spendin too much on a meal, no. Whut if I ask for somethin dear?Shenyang Ill say sorry, this we dont have.Uncle Zhao Youre smart. Cme, heres another 30 yuan.Shenyang Im not gonna cheat you when it comes to prices.Uncle Zhao Thank you, boy.Shenyang Nothing much.Yadar Grandpa, Im hungry.Uncle Zhao How muchs a bowl of noodles?Shenyang 78 yuan.Uncle Zhao Whut noodles can be so expensive?Shenyang Scottish sauced noodles.Uncle Zhao Does the sauce cost much, too?Shenyang Its free.Uncle Zhao Get us a bowl of sauce, so we can see whether the tastes right. Quick.Shenyang Thats no way to serve a meal, sir.Uncle Zhao You think so only becuse I didnt show up here before. Now its time to make sme change.Shenyang (to himself) Had I said the noodles are free, he wouldve asked for noodles. (Exits)赵本山:来,站起来。跟你说,一会儿星光大道的毕老师来了,你一定要给我争个脸,好不?这是人生最好的一次机会,知道吗?爷爷培养了你,都已经四十多年了。毛毛: 爷爷,我才多大。赵本山:我还培养你爸三十多年呢。这不,你爸那是个半成品,我都给培养成文化站站长了。你一定要超过他,有决心吗?毛毛: 有。赵本山:表一下决心。毛毛: 我指定:洪湖水,浪打浪,长江后浪推前浪,一浪更比一浪强,把我爹拍在沙滩上!赵本山:有志向。小沈阳:哎,来了。赵本山:来,先把这卤子喝了,这孩子饿了。毛毛: 爷爷,有点咸了。赵本山:没事,给她整碗水去。小沈阳:免费的水,不是?赵本山:白开水就行。真够抠的。Uncle Zhao (to Yadar) Listen here, Yadar. When Mr. Bi from CCTVs Starlight Broadway cmes, you must show you best, OK? Its the best opportnity for you own future. Grandpas been preparin you over the past 40-plus years.Yadar Grandpa, see how old I am now.Uncle Zhao I prepared you daddy for 30 extra years. Though he aint good enough, hes the chief of the townships cultural center. So you really should outdo him. Can you make it or not?Yadar I can.Uncle Zhao Swear if youre serious.Yadar The Yangtze River like the Hong waters rolls on and on,Each wave behind higher than the one at the front.Young people are born to challenge their elders;Ill beach my daddy like. like a wrecked old ship.Uncle Zhao Good for you / Well said!(Shenyang enters again.)Shenyang Heres the sauce for you.Uncle Zhao (to Yadar) Eat this, so you wont be too hungry.Yadar Grandpa, its a bit salty.Uncle Zhao (to Shenyang) Fetch her sme water to drink.Shenyang You mean free water?Uncle Zhao Just plain boiled water, you miser.(毕福剑上)小沈阳: 哟,你不是那谁吗,你是那个.蒙住了。朱军?!不是朱军。白岩松?!不是。老毕.你是毕老师吗?!毕福剑:我姓毕。小沈阳:哎呀我的妈呀,毕老师来了。你咋出来了呢?哎呀我的妈呀,快来人啊,毕老师,一会儿该跑了。赵本山:干啥,吵吵巴火的,让狼撵了咋的?小沈阳:毕老师.赵本山:我知道,这就是我要请的客人。小沈阳:哎呀我的妈呀,毕老师,你给我照个相呗!赵本山: 你先等一会儿。刚到是吧?毕福剑:刚到,刚到。赵本山:我在这儿等半天了。毕福剑:你好你好。请问您是.?赵本山:你找谁?毕福剑:我找莲花乡文化站站长赵铁柱。赵本山:找对了,这就是赵铁柱的爹,我是.毛毛: 赵铁柱是我爹。赵本山:我是赵铁柱的爹。你不是找爹吗?啊不,找就对了。毕福剑:爹.不是,我找您儿子。赵本山:他在乡里等你呢。啊呀,乡里布置得老隆重啊,乡长、书记都在那儿排队等你呢。布一个大厅,完事弄一个大房间,给你弄一个大照片挂中间,周围全是花呀。毕福剑:老哥,这花都什么颜色?赵本山:白的、黄的都有啊。很漂亮,真的。老百姓都拿笔等着,等得都哭啊,等你呢。毕福剑:哭什么?赵本山:这不激动吗,你去了。来吧,请.毕福剑:咱去乡里吧。赵本山:别介,乡里布置我,说先搁铁岭吃一顿,完事上那儿。你看吧。(Bi Fujian, MC / anchorman of CCTVs Starlight Broadway program, enters.)Shenyang Why, arent you that one - Zhujun! Oh sorry. Bai Yansong? Oh no. Or a Bi something! Are you Mr. Bi?CCTV Man Im Bi Fujian.Shenyang Come here everyone, its Mr. Bi here. (To CCTV Man) Why are you hanging out here, sir? Hurry up! Come here! He can go elsewhere at any minute.Uncle Zhao Whut the hells going on? Anythin to be so fussy abut? Youre being hounded by a wolf?Shenyang Hes Mr. Bi.Uncle Zhao I know, an hes the guest Im honored to keep compny today.Shenyang Gosh, can I have a picture taken with you, Mr. Bi?Uncle Zhao (to Shenyang) Wait, wait. (To CCTV Man) Welcme, Mr. Bi.CCTV Man Nice to meet you.Uncle Zhao Ive been waitin all this time for you.CCTV Man Thanks a lot really. May I have your name please?Uncle Zhao Which man did you expect to see?CCTV Man Im looking for Zhao Tiezhu, chief of Lotus Townships cultural center.Uncle Zhao You got it. Heres his daddy and Im.Yadar Zhao Tiezhu is my daddy.Uncle Zhao An Im Tiezhus daddy. Arent you lookin for a dad. I mean its right to be looking my way.CCTV Man Hi, daddy. I mean buddy. So wheres your son?Uncle Zhao Hes at the township waitin for you. Local government officials all lining up, too, to pay their pious respects to you. With enormous care theyve prepared a great hall, a big room, with a large photo of you hung in the middle. Flowers all around.CCTV Man Whatre the colors of the flowers, buddy?Uncle Zhao Theyre all in white and yellow. Lots of folks waiting for you with signature pens in hands, tears spillin all over.CCTV Man Whys that?Uncle Zhao Theyre excited.CCTV Man Lets go there, then.Uncle Zhao The center asked me to feast you here in town first. How abut that?毕福剑:在这儿吃饭?赵本山:这是铁岭最贵的,你来吧。毕福剑:别别,大爷,不,老哥,我在飞机上吃了。赵本山:那客随主便,好不好?给你怎么安排你就听话,来来。小沈阳:毕老师,你不给照个相吗?毕老师。毕福剑:你是男服务员?小沈阳:嗯哪。毕福剑:长得挺委婉的。赵本山:我刚开始来就误会了,你说哪有这打扮,哎呀妈呀。坐,刚到是吧?毕福剑:刚到,刚到。赵本山:咱是老乡。毕福剑:是吗?赵本山:你不是大连人吗?毕福剑:对对,大连人。赵本山:你住哪儿?毕福间 我住大连老鳖湾。赵本山:哎呀妈呀,有亲戚,孩子她姥爷也在老鳖湾,也姓毕。毕福剑:你姥爷叫毕什么?毛毛: 毕门庭。毕福剑:你姥爷打麻将肯定是高手。赵福剑:咋的?毕福剑:闭门听嘛。赵本山:正好你叫闭门炮。CCTV Man Why here?Uncle Zhao Here weve got the best restaurant in Tieling. Do cme this way please.CCTV Man But Ive had my meal on the plane.Uncle Zhao Youre my guest, so please follow my arrangements.Shenyang A picture of the two of us, please.CCTV Man (to Shenyang) Youre. a male waiter?Shenyang Yup.CCTV Man You look awfully, awfully sweet, boy.Uncle Zhao I, too, took him to be a woman when I first came. How funny he is dressin up like this? Sit down here. Did you enjoy your trip?CCTV Man Yes, quite.Uncle Zhao We mus be fellow townsmen.CCTV Man Are we?Uncle Zhao Aint you from Dalian?CCTV Man Sure.Uncle Zhao Which part?CCTV Man Old Turtle Bend.Uncle Zhao Where her mummys daddy used to live, too. So were even relatives.CCTV Man (to Yadar) Whats his name?Yadar Bi Menting.CCTV Man Your grandpa must be good at playing mahjong.Uncle Zhao Why?CCTV Man The name sounds like a mahjong term.Uncle Zhao That matches you nickname Bi Mengpao, as youre a mahjong man youself.毕福剑:我叫毕福剑。赵本山:这也是的,没准儿都.实在.哎呀,这一笑,你看看,多像你姥爷临走那张照片。毛毛: 爷爷,你快看,不笑更像。毕福剑:我今儿个躲不开了。赵本山:孩子这一辈子,跟爷爷不行,就跟姥爷亲。姥爷临走把她哭完了。快认姥爷。毛毛: 姥爷好。毕福剑:别别别,起起.。大过年的,你要来这个,我得给你压岁钱了。赵本山:不用,不用。哎呀,这家伙,来.小沈阳:毕老师,你给我照个相呗。赵本山:这没吃饭呢,你先揣起来。点菜,快点。小沈阳:照完再点呗。赵本山:点完再照。小沈阳:要跑了呢?赵本山:。谁跑啊?毕老师都低调来的,你别跟人这样说。她姥爷,这都.实在亲戚,你就点吧。毕福剑: 不不不,咱随便吃点饭就可以了。您来,您来。赵本山: 现在咱家都富了,农民生活跟过去不一样了。你就铆劲儿吃,你说吃能吃多少钱哪。我点。毕福剑:随便来。赵本山:澳洲鲍鱼四只。小沈阳:对不起,没有。毕福剑:算了,别点那么贵的。你往下来。赵本山:四斤的龙虾。小沈阳:对不起,没那么大的。CCTV Man Just Bi Fujian.Uncle Zhao Yeah, whut an. well, Im really. (To Yadar) Look, he smiles like the last picture of you dead grandpa.Yadar Look, even more like it when he doesnt.CCTV Man So Im hopeless either way.Uncle Zhao The girls much closer to her maternal grandpa than to me. Sort of cried her heart out when he died. Say hello to you new grandpa.Yadar (kneeling down / with a kowtow) How do you do, grandpa.CCTV Man Dont, please. Its Spring Festvial now, and I shouldve given you some gift money.Uncle Zhao Dont bother with that, sir. Youre indeed.Shenyang We havent had our picture taken, sir.Uncle Zhao (to Shenyang) We havent ordered our dishes yet. Put this damn thing away. Well see whut to eat first. Cme.Shenyang Just one picture, please.Uncle Zhao Serve the meal first.Shenyang What if he runs away after the meal?Uncle Zhao Who will? Mr. Bis a modest man, coming all his way from Beijin to give us folks a chance. Dont you say a thing like that. (To CCTV Man) Im whut they call a country pumpkin, my dear in-law, not really knowin how to treat a guest. So you please order the dishes.CCTV Man Dont be too polite. You do it.Uncle Zhao Now we peasants have got rich, much better off than before. Eat as much as you want, it aint gonna be a big deal anyway. Please give me the menu.CCTV Man Dont be extravagant, buddy.Uncle Zhao Australian abalones, four.Shenyang Sorry, theyre out of stock.CCTV Man Too expensive anyway. Lets move on down.Uncle Zhao Lobsters of 2 kilos each.Shenyang Sorry, nothing that big.赵本山:有多大的?小沈阳:有一斤多的。赵本山:一斤多的.有吗?赵本山:有.还是没有啊?赵本山:这个.我跟你说,有没有,这是你开的店呢,你还不明白?这不差钱。小沈阳:哦.那没有。毕福剑:下边我看看,鱼翅就更别点了。赵本山: 鱼翅有也别吃了,我吃鱼翅有一回就卡住了,后来用馒头噎,用醋泡,都不好使,到医院用镊子拿出来的。不吃那玩意儿。毕福剑: 他也没有。赵本山: 你这酒店怎么要啥啥没有呢?干什么玩意儿吃的?这毕老师容易来一趟?把你老板找来小沈阳:没有。赵本山:你就记住一个没有了,是不?老板。小沈阳:啊,老板哪?老板出去了。赵本山:上哪儿去了?小沈阳:不知道。赵本山:啥玩意儿呀你?你说吃啥呀?毕福剑:来点儿家常便饭。民间的。赵本山:民间的是吧?来民间的吧,孩子,来个小野鸡炖蘑菇。小沈阳:没有。赵本山:这个可以有。小沈阳:这个.真没有。Uncle Zhao Whut kind do you have?Shenyang Half a kilo each.Uncle Zhao Somethin you really have?Shenyang Yes we do. or no?Uncle Zhao Cme on, boy, its you take care of things here. Dont you know whut youve got an whut not? Ill neer shortchange you.Shenyang So no, we havent got lobsters.CCTV Man Let me have a look. Even less need for ordering sharks fin.Uncle Zhao I wont. Once a sharp bone in a fish got stuck in my troat. I tried to remove it by swallowin lumps of rice an softenin it with vinegar. It didnt work, though. I was then rushed to hospital to get it picked back out with sme tweezers. So, sharp stuff jus wont do.CCTV Man Not included on the menu, anyway.Uncle Zhao This restaurants got nothin to serve. Youve wasted you chance to make customers happy. A disgrace to my greatest guest Mr. Bi. Wheres you boss? Get him here.Shenyang No boss, sir.Uncle Zhao Run out of a boss as well?Shenyang Well. the boss is out.Uncle Zhao Wheres he?Shenyang No idea.Uncle Zhao Whut the hell shall we have to eat, then?CCTV Man Just something homely.Uncle Zhao All right, homely fare then. A lovely little pheasant boiled with mushrooms.Shenyang Im sorry, sir.Uncle Zhao Thats whut you can have.Shenyang Something we really dont have.赵本山:我给你带来了啊,咱有。来,丫蛋,把这拿来。哎呀,多亏带来了。毕福剑:老哥.赵本山:我是给你往北京带的,现在你拿不走了,赶紧得在这儿吃了。毕福剑 野山鸡不能吃。赵本山:这是家养的。都是野蘑菇。把这个炖了,高压锅啊,时间长点,来。好了,这儿有一个菜了。来,笨蛋。小沈阳:你说谁笨蛋?!赵本山:不是,我说再点个笨鸡蛋。小沈阳:没有。赵本山:我有。这样.毕福剑:老哥.赵本山:这鸡蛋和大葱一炒。毕福剑:你怎么下一趟饭店,材料都自己备?赵本山:不是,他没有啊,问题是。给他钱都没处找去。几个菜了?俩了,这样吧,给你们点机会。毕老师来一回,你们饭店表示不?小沈阳: 赠送一个呗。哎呀妈呀,大爷你咋这么抠呢?你说你一个没点,完了我们还得搭一个,啊?赵本山:我说小伙子,咱们不是一个没点。我点完之后,鲍鱼、龙虾你都没有。小沈阳:有没有,你心里还没数吗?赵本山:我有啥数,你不是说没有吗?小沈阳: 别说话了。一说万一要有,咋整啊?赵本山: 你到底有没有?这差钱还是咋的?Uncle Zhao All right, serve the one we brought. Get it here, Yadar. Lucky we didnt cme with empty hands.CCTV Man No, buddy.Uncle Zhao I thought you could take it back to Beijin. As you cant, we might as well finish it up here an now.CCTV Man Pheasants are forbidden for consumption.Uncle Zhao This ones grown at home. Cook the wild mushrooms, too, in a high-pressure cooker till theyre throughly done. So far weve got one dish ready. Cme here, dumb bell.Shenyang What did you say?Uncle Zhao I mean plus a dumb egg.Shenyang We dont have any, sir!Uncle Zhao I do. All right.CCTV Man Buddy.Uncle Zhao Stir-fry the eggs with the green onions.CCTV Man Why bother yourself with every ingredient when coming to a restaurant?Uncle Zhao Theyve got no stuff like this here. Not even if youre willin to pay. See, weve got two dishes in all an thats fine! (To Shenyang) Now Im givin you a chance to show youre truly hospitable, with Mr. Bi here.Shenyang Well serve one dish for free. Youre too mean, sir, getting us to compliment you with one dish without ordering any yourself!Uncle Zhao I did place my order, boy. But whut did you have, abalones or lobsters?Shenyang Is it up to me to say yes?Uncle Zhao Is it up to me, then? How ridiculous!Shenyang Cut it out, sir. If I say yes, who knows whatll happen next?Uncle Zhao Have you got the things or not? Not that I aint get the money.小沈阳:我知道大爷不差钱。我的意思,毕老师好容易来一回,咱吃喝不能在乎钱,大爷。你看我今年岁数小,但是我总结了,人这一生其实可短暂了,有时候一想,跟睡觉是一样一样的。眼睛一闭,一睁,一天过去了;眼睛一闭,不睁,这辈子就过去了。毕福剑:小伙子,精辟。赵本山:精辟啥,他是屁精。小沈阳:大爷,我没别的意思。赵本山:你啥意思?小沈阳:我的意思,人不能把钱看得太重了。钱乃身外之物。人生最痛苦的事情,你知道是什么?赵本山:嗯?小沈阳:人死了,钱没花了。赵本山:人这一生最最痛苦的事,你知道是什么吗?小沈阳:啥呀?赵本山:是人活着呢,钱没了。不差钱,放心吧,啊。把菜好好做上。小沈阳:哎,好嘞。赵本山:这孩子。小沈阳:这一天.这也太抠了。赵本山:他姥爷,这菜呢,得做一会儿。你看看丫蛋来了,这孩子从小就是一身的艺术细菌哪。毕福剑:艺.艺术细胞。赵本山:给看看,能不能上你的大道。毕福剑:她.赵本山:才艺,那是了不得。毕福剑:老哥,我弄明白了,你今天截我到这儿来,就是为了让您孙女上我们星光大道。赵本山:可不是嘛,它有这么个关系。毕福剑:哦,那她都.会点什么?赵本山:来吧,给姥爷表示表示。服务员,拿麦克。有卡拉OK的麦克吗?拿来。站好了。Shenyang This I know, sir, but with Mr. Bi here, perhaps only for once, cant you stop being so stingy? I am still young, but I see life can be so very short, it sometimes is much the same as taking a sleep. Eyes closed, eyes opened, and a whole day is over. Eyes closed but never opened again - then your whole life is over.CCTV Man Thats wit! / What a master of wit!Uncle Zhao Not wit, hes a waiter. / To me, he jus stings like shit!Shenyang I didnt mean to offend you, sir.Uncle Zhao Then whut did you mean?Shenyang One shouldnt set too much stock on money. What good can it do, really? The most scary part of it all, sir, is to die leaving your money unused.Uncle Zhao Whuts more scary.Shenyang Yeah?Uncle Zhao . is to be left living with you money gone. Dont worry, boy. If you play your part well, Ill pay you well.Shenyang Do as you please.Uncle Zhao Go ahead.Shenyang (to himself) What a day. just too stingy.(Shenyang exits again.)Uncle Zhao (to CCTV Man) Preparin the dishes would take sme time, sir. Heres Yadar, my granddaughter. They all call her Yadar. She started showin promise to be artritis when very y
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