搞笑英语情景短剧 6人 商务英语 （老师评价高）.doc

A STORY IN OFFICEJen Linda Boss Chinese client Aside SecretaryS: secretary B: boss L: Linda (leader for sale group 1) J: Jen(leader for sale group 2)C: Chinese client A: asideA: Good morning, everyone. Our team will perform a joke occurred in office. Oh, by the way, Linda and Jen are opponentsPart1 会议室S: Good afternoon, everyone. Lets start the meeting. Our main aim today is to report the quarter sales performance and establish cooperation with Chinese partner.B: OK, Jen. How much sales performance last quarter of your group?J: Yes, our group the total sales volume reached five billion, ten percent more than last quarter.B: OK, how about Linda?L: Yes, our group total sales volume reached ten billion, fifty percent more than last quarter.B: Good job, you are the best women here. YOU are excellent women.S: Now, lets move on to the next issue. Our company plans to establish relationship with Chinese company.B: Who can negotiate with our Chinese client?J: That I would be good.B: Really? You can speak Chinese?J: 我觉得你很漂亮。B: Oh, you are really amazing. OK, meeting is over.Part2 走廊L: Congratulations, Jen.J: Thank you.S: Jen, you can speak Chinese?J: NO, I just know Chinese phonetic alphabet and a Chinese song.(容祖儿 我的骄傲)S: OMG, may be you can use voice translating software to help you.J: Good idea.Part3 会议室A: Being with Chinese customer to negotiate. And, Jen use voice translating software.C: 我很高兴过来看看，下周我没问题。J: I would be very happy to come and have a look. Next week would be good for me.B: We are certainly looking forward to your visit, we cant wait to give you the full industries experience.J: 我们很期待您的来访，一定给您最圆满的公司体验。C: 再见，各位。J: See you.B: Jen, may be you are the best women.Part 4 会议室S: Jen, this is Ms. JiangJ: Nice to meet you Ms. JiangC: 你好，JENB: Jen, the computer cant brought in.J: What! Why?L: In order to keep secret, Jen.B: Get it out, Jen.B: First, I would like to warmly welcome Ms Jiang and hope today beginning a long and effective cooperation relationship.J: 为我改写下半生，眉目里找到我。(粤语) C: 抱歉，请你说普通话，我听不懂你说什么？(普通话)J: 为我改写下半生，眉目里找到我。(粤语)C: 对不起，我真的听不懂你在讲什么。(普通话)J: Ive always wanted to visit BritainC: 你真的是和我开电话会的那个女人吗？(普通话)J: I am looking forward to your taste famous British food.B: Sure, it can be arranged.J: 失去的自信心。(粤语)C: 我们得换个翻译，我听不懂她说话。(普通话)J: What you want to talk about?B: OH listen to me Ms Jiang, I hope the meeting will let us be good friends.J: 才明白被爱，能活得这样勇敢。 (粤语)B: I like you , I like your business.J: 云上旅行来点灯(粤语)C: 这是搞什么鬼？(普通话)J: I will stand up in a loud voice.C: 她到底有没有翻译我说的话？(普通话)J: The dress beautiful?C: 这到底是怎么回事？(普通话)J: The lady of my flank wearing clothes really has no taste.C: 你们完了，懂吗？你们欺骗了我。(普通话)J: I changed my min