my big fat greek wedding 英语字幕.doc

100:00:24,190 - 00:00:27,850(Subtitles Rip/Revised by HchC)200:00:28,190 - 00:00:31,850(Spelling Error also Revised.)300:01:24,890 - 00:01:29,850Chicago, 5:00 A.M.400:01:42,464 - 00:01:45,160Youre going to get marry soon.500:01:45,198 - 00:01:49,931Youre starting to look old.600:01:49,966 - 00:01:53,231My dad have been saying mesince I was 15.700:01:53,302 - 00:01:58,262Cause girl are supposed to do 3 thingsin life.800:02:00,971 - 00:02:05,931Until the day we die900:02:54,862 - 00:02:58,263When I was growing upI knew I was different.1000:02:58,297 - 00:03:01,528The other girls were blonde anddelicate1100:03:01,565 - 00:03:04,762And I was a six years oldwith sided burn.1200:03:04,800 - 00:03:07,428I so badly wanted to be the popular girl.1300:03:07,467 - 00:03:12,427All sitting together talking and eatingother people sandwiches1400:03:13,003 - 00:03:14,971Whats that?1500:03:15,004 - 00:03:16,835Is a Luskaka1600:03:16,872 - 00:03:20,831Luskaka?1700:03:20,874 - 00:03:23,274All the pretty girls get to go to Browies.1800:03:23,341 - 00:03:28,301I have to go to Greek school.1900:03:35,314 - 00:03:37,612Greek school, I learn valuable lessons.2000:03:37,647 - 00:03:39,342Like Mike have one goat2100:03:39,381 - 00:03:40,746And Marie had nine2200:03:40,783 - 00:03:45,743How soon will they married?2300:03:45,818 - 00:03:50,414My mum was always cooking food.Full of wild things, wisdom2400:03:50,453 - 00:03:52,216She wont be forgetting that side dish.2500:03:52,254 - 00:03:54,814Of steaming my guilt.2600:03:54,855 - 00:03:57,221Dont play with your food.2700:03:57,256 - 00:03:59,724When I was your age,I didnt have food.2800:03:59,757 - 00:04:01,952Mum.-What?2900:04:01,992 - 00:04:04,392Why do I have to go to Greek school?3000:04:04,426 - 00:04:09,386When you get married, dont you want towrite to your mother in law a letter?3100:04:09,528 - 00:04:11,519Nicole, eat it.3200:04:11,596 - 00:04:13,461We live in a normal middle class3300:04:13,496 - 00:04:14,394Chicago neighborhood3400:04:14,431 - 00:04:19,391Of tasteful modest house.Our house however was modeled after the3500:04:24,935 - 00:04:26,459Patronage completed with column, gardenand statue of the guard.3600:04:26,502 - 00:04:28,129In case the neighbor has anydoubt of our heritage.3700:04:28,170 - 00:04:32,197They can check out the 7 tributeto the great flags3800:04:32,239 - 00:04:34,571My dad believed in 2 things.3900:04:34,606 - 00:04:37,006The Greek should educate thenon- Greek4000:04:37,040 - 00:04:38,200About being Greek4100:04:38,241 - 00:04:41,642And any ill-omened to poison ivy4200:04:41,676 - 00:04:45,339Could begin with index.4300:04:45,377 - 00:04:47,7096 years later, I was 12.4400:04:47,745 - 00:04:50,543My sister was 15.4500:04:50,580 - 00:04:52,013My brother Nick was 11.4600:04:52,047 - 00:04:54,845Every morning my dad wouldlecture us on the4700:04:54,881 - 00:04:59,841History of the people of civilization in Greek.4800:04:59,917 - 00:05:04,877Now name 3 things the Greek did fault.4900:05:04,986 - 00:05:08,046Astronomy, philosophy, and democracy5000:05:08,088 - 00:05:11,216That was very good.5100:05:11,256 - 00:05:13,747Now give me a word.5200:05:13,790 - 00:05:16,452Give me a word, and Ill tell you5300:05:16,491 - 00:05:21,451How they rule that word.5400:05:22,494 - 00:05:26,123How about arachnophobia?5500:05:26,162 - 00:05:28,960Archon come from the Greek word5600:05:28,997 - 00:05:30,624For a spider5700:05:30,697 - 00:05:35,657And fear. So fear over spider.5800:05:39,901 - 00:05:43,564How about the Kimono?5900:05:43,603 - 00:05:48,563Kimono? Come from the word Greek6000:05:54,742 - 00:05:56,300Meaning Winter6100:05:56,342 - 00:06:01,302So what do you wear in thewinter time to stay warm?6200:06:02,378 - 00:06:07,338You see Kimono and warm.6300:06:12,750 - 00:06:13,739Bye-bye6400:06:13,783 - 00:06:18,743Portokatlos6500:06:20,419 - 00:06:24,150Toula6600:06:24,187 - 00:06:29,147You should be proud to be Greek.6700:06:31,124 - 00:06:32,921A couple of more years went by6800:06:32,958 - 00:06:36,223When my father brought his motherfrom Greece to live with us.6900:06:36,259 - 00:06:41,219Because we werent weird enough.7000:06:42,162 - 00:06:47,122Listen up, ugly Turk.Youre not kidnapping me.7100:06:54,768 - 00:06:56,599Where is she going?7200:06:56,635 - 00:06:58,626The Greek and the Dutch are friends now.7300:06:58,670 - 00:07:00,467I talked my grandmother over7400:07:00,504 - 00:07:05,464She still slept with headphoneover the pillow.7500:07:25,148 - 00:07:27,480Nice Greek girl dont find a husband7600:07:27,516 - 00:07:29,347Will work in a family restaurant.7700:07:29,383 - 00:07:31,783So here I am, days after days.7800:07:31,817 - 00:07:33,182Years after years.7900:07:33,218 - 00:07:36,984Way pass my explanation date8000:07:37,020 - 00:07:40,148Is cold.8100:07:40,221 - 00:07:43,054Toula, you havent slept last night.8200:07:43,089 - 00:07:44,818And youre up this morning?8300:07:44,856 - 00:07:47,984I have to work.8400:07:48,024 - 00:07:49,992You talk to me sometime.8500:07:50,025 - 00:07:53,927Mum, you are gonna make meswallow my tongue.8600:07:53,960 - 00:07:55,587Toula.8700:07:55,628 - 00:07:58,529Is Nicky here?8800:07:58,562 - 00:07:59,426Whats up?8900:07:59,463 - 00:08:01,658Not. Hes supposes to come9000:08:01,698 - 00:08:02,756Over and color my hair.9100:08:02,798 - 00:08:05,289Nick, did you check the meat9200:08:05,333 - 00:08:06,197Before you sign for it?9300:08:06,232 - 00:08:07,130Yeah, I checked it.9400:08:07,167 - 00:08:08,498It better be fresh.9500:08:08,534 - 00:08:09,865My brother had two jobs.9600:08:09,901 - 00:08:13,029To cook and marry a Greek virgin.9700:08:13,069 - 00:08:16,436Have something to eat beforeyou go to work.9800:08:16,470 - 00:08:18,438If nagging was an athlete sport.9900:08:18,471 - 00:08:22,134My aunt would get a gold medal.10000:08:22,173 - 00:08:24,266You couldnt wait for me?10100:08:24,307 - 00:08:25,035Sorry.10200:08:25,075 - 00:08:29,171Sorry, sorry. Dont sorry me.10300:08:29,209 - 00:08:31,677Look at this.10400:08:31,711 - 00:08:34,202Put some winder sauce.10500:08:34,245 - 00:08:36,179No, please.10600:08:36,212 - 00:08:38,806Fula, this works.10700:08:38,847 - 00:08:43,807Last night, my toe was as bigas my face10800:08:44,550 - 00:08:48,008So why didnt you wait for me?10900:08:48,051 - 00:08:53,011Because he wants to talk.11000:08:54,020 - 00:08:56,955Anyway. I tell her11100:08:56,988 - 00:09:00,685I will send her to Greekto find somebody11200:09:00,724 - 00:09:05,684Shes not too old.11300:09:08,060 - 00:09:09,527Shes okay.11400:09:09,594 - 00:09:14,554In Greek.She wont go.11500:09:14,830 - 00:09:16,855She wont go?11600:09:16,897 - 00:09:21,857Is like she dont want to get married.11700:09:24,600 - 00:09:25,862My sister married young.11800:09:25,901 - 00:09:30,861And began a big baby breeding machine11900:09:36,206 - 00:09:37,537I have to drop the boys at the hockey12000:09:37,606 - 00:09:40,097Then got to go to the jell ewerys.12100:09:40,141 - 00:09:45,101Can you hold some on?12200:09:45,677 - 00:09:47,201Im out of honey.12300:09:47,244 - 00:09:51,078Put that back for me.12400:09:51,113 - 00:09:51,875Shut up Nicky.12500:09:51,912 - 00:09:53,209My cousin has two volume12600:09:53,246 - 00:09:57,774Loud and louder.12700:09:57,815 - 00:10:02,218Angelo. Were not that late.12800:10:02,250 - 00:10:03,274Nicky.12900:10:03,318 - 00:10:05,183How come you didnt come to colormy hair this morning?13000:10:05,219 - 00:10:08,120Mum, I have to drop him off work.13100:10:08,153 - 00:10:10,246And now I got to go up to the travel agency,13200:10:10,287 - 00:10:13,552because some big ass girlfriend are too busy13300:10:13,589 - 00:10:16,922Ma, tell her to open up everyday13400:10:16,957 - 00:10:18,151Is time she did something for a change13500:10:18,190 - 00:10:20,886Excuse me, do you knowwhos the director.13600:10:20,925 - 00:10:23,018My husband is.13700:10:23,060 - 00:10:23,856Your did your hair everyday.13800:10:23,893 - 00:10:24,985Dont talk about my hair.13900:10:25,027 - 00:10:27,086Somebody sitting on your hair?14000:10:27,128 - 00:10:32,088It looked a little flat there.14100:10:39,401 - 00:10:42,529Come on, boys. Lets go.14200:10:42,568 - 00:10:44,263Athena, when did you come?14300:10:44,302 - 00:10:45,394Hi Mum.14400:10:45,436 - 00:10:46,164Are you going?14500:10:46,203 - 00:10:47,101Im going to the jell ewerys14600:10:47,137 - 00:10:48,832I get you some panty hose.14700:10:48,871 - 00:10:49,997Not queen size.14800:10:50,072 - 00:10:55,032It make me look fat.14900:11:03,277 - 00:11:06,007Do you know whats this?15000:11:06,045 - 00:11:08,479Do you know what is this?15100:11:08,513 - 00:11:09,343I dont know.15200:11:09,380 - 00:11:14,340Mum15300:11:19,484 - 00:11:22,783Bye.15400:11:22,852 - 00:11:27,812I wanna drive.15500:11:36,526 - 00:11:37,356Do you think is okay?15600:11:37,392 - 00:11:39,622Okay? whats okay?15700:11:39,660 - 00:11:43,687Shes not okay,Athena is married with 3 children15800:11:43,729 - 00:11:44,889I will get marry pops.15900:11:44,929 - 00:11:48,296I promise16000:11:48,330 - 00:11:53,290You have plenty of time.16100:11:53,366 - 00:11:55,027Go and serve Toula16200:11:55,066 - 00:12:00,026Toula will never leave you.16300:12:48,957 - 00:12:51,255I wish I had a different life16400:12:51,292 - 00:12:53,157I wish I was brave.16500:12:53,193 - 00:12:54,455Prettier16600:12:54,493 - 00:12:56,654Or just happier16700:12:56,727 - 00:12:58,592Is useless to dream.16800:12:58,628 - 00:13:03,588Because nothing ever change.16900:13:18,671 - 00:13:19,729Good?17000:13:19,771 - 00:13:24,731And you?17100:13:25,207 - 00:13:26,037Good place?17200:13:26,073 - 00:13:29,474Yes.17300:13:29,541 - 00:13:34,501It must be a hell of a partyyou had last night.17400:13:35,644 - 00:13:37,544That could be you.17500:13:37,579 - 00:13:42,539You set me up with her17600:13:42,681 - 00:13:46,583Nancy?17700:13:46,616 - 00:13:49,084No, no that was Pamela.17800:13:49,117 - 00:13:53,247This is Nancy17900:13:53,285 - 00:13:57,312They look the same.18000:13:57,354 - 00:13:59,413Or maybe.18100:13:59,455 - 00:14:01,719So do you want me to help you out?18200:14:01,755 - 00:14:06,715Theyre all the same.18300:14:16,095 - 00:14:21,055Hi.-Hi.18400:14:24,533 - 00:14:28,993Is one of those days.18500:14:29,034 - 00:14:33,994Here I am staying like a Greek statue.18600:14:37,005 - 00:14:38,700Can I get some more coffee?18700:14:38,739 - 00:14:43,699Sure. Thank you.18800:14:54,246 - 00:14:57,044Lets go.18900:14:57,114 - 00:15:02,074I got a class.19000:15:25,826 - 00:15:30,786Keep the changes19100:15:41,500 - 00:15:44,833You like this pop?19200:15:44,868 - 00:15:47,496Where did you get that?19300:15:47,536 - 00:15:52,496I drew it dad.19400:16:04,677 - 00:16:09,637Dad.Dad.19500:16:11,280 - 00:16:14,181Ive been going through our rotatory.19600:16:14,214 - 00:16:17,706We have been doing a lotunnecessary ordering.19700:16:17,749 - 00:16:21,276So Ive been thinking we shouldupdate our system.19800:16:21,317 - 00:16:25,048Like we could get a computer19900:16:25,085 - 00:16:28,054Ive got all As in computer.20000:16:28,087 - 00:16:31,284Theres a lot of new stuff to learn now20100:16:31,322 - 00:16:36,282If you want I can go to college.And take a few courses.20200:16:39,625 - 00:16:44,585Why do you want to leave me?20300:16:45,528 - 00:16:46,995Im not leaving you.20400:16:47,029 - 00:16:49,589Do you want me to do somethingwith my life?20500:16:49,630 - 00:16:53,623Yes, get married. Make babies.20600:16:53,665 - 00:16:55,860You looked so.old.20700:16:55,899 - 00:17:00,859Toula.20800:17:13,574 - 00:17:17,374Toula.Toula.20900:17:17,409 - 00:17:20,139I know what you what.21000:17:20,177 - 00:17:24,705You have to see experience.21100:17:24,745 - 00:17:28,511You have to see things get experience21200:17:28,547 - 00:17:32,813I know you are from my side.21300:17:32,848 - 00:17:37,512Come on, dont you worry.I will talk to him21400:17:37,551 - 00:17:38,916My dad is so stubborn.21500:17:38,952 - 00:17:40,920What if he say go21600:17:40,953 - 00:17:42,784He is the man of the house.21700:17:42,820 - 00:17:44,879Let me tell you something to him.21800:17:44,921 - 00:17:49,085The man is the head but thewoman is the neck.21900:17:49,122 - 00:17:54,082And she can turn the headanywhere she wants.22000:17:55,826 - 00:18:00,786My baby. Dont cry22100:18:00,962 - 00:18:04,591And what is wrong withToula going into school?22200:18:04,630 - 00:18:05,892There are drugs down town.22300:18:05,930 - 00:18:06,760What are you saying?22400:18:06,798 - 00:18:09,665Youre saying that Toula willget involved with drugs?22500:18:09,699 - 00:18:13,157No, but somebody will say to her22600:18:13,200 - 00:18:15,566And take the bag to the bus stop22700:18:15,602 - 00:18:17,001And she will do it.22800:18:17,035 - 00:18:18,468She is not stupid!22900:18:18,502 - 00:18:19,867Shes smart.23000:18:19,903 - 00:18:21,734I know shes smart23100:18:21,770 - 00:18:23,328But what for going to school?23200:18:23,371 - 00:18:26,636Shes smart enough for a girl.23300:18:26,672 - 00:18:28,902So you think youre smarterthat me huh?23400:18:28,940 - 00:18:31,909No.23500:18:31,941 - 00:18:33,932What do you mean?23600:18:33,976 - 00:18:38,936I cooked, I cleaned. I washed for you.23700:18:39,478 - 00:18:41,708And I raise these 3 kids23800:18:41,746 - 00:18:43,907And I teach Sunday school!23900:18:43,947 - 00:18:48,907You know, you are lucky youhave me to tied your shoes.24000:18:50,116 - 00:18:55,076Marie.24100:21:14,580 - 00:21:16,605You know about computer right?24200:21:16,647 - 00:21:20,845There is this course, is a seminar.Is all about computer and tourism24300:21:20,883 - 00:21:24,512I know all the latest applicationand program.24400:21:24,551 - 00:21:27,452Your business will double likeit would triple.24500:21:27,485 - 00:21:29,385You can feel more and youcan take a vacation24600:21:29,420 - 00:21:30,318I would book it for you.24700:21:30,354 - 00:21:35,018Would you hire me?24800:21:35,056 - 00:21:37,456Of course.24900:21:37,490 - 00:21:42,450Oh my god, oh my god25000:21:47,594 - 00:21:50,256You must take course tothink this was his idea.25100:21:50,296 - 00:21:52,457Alright.-He came up with this25200:21:52,496 - 00:21:55,488Mum, hes gonna figure it all out.-You dont know what to do.25300:21:55,532 - 00:21:58,126You talk,25400:21:58,166 - 00:21:59,360Tell me what to say but.25500:21:59,400 - 00:22:04,360Dont tell me what to say.25600:22:05,102 - 00:22:10,062So how is business?25700:22:12,205 - 00:22:15,732Business is bad.25800:22:15,773 - 00:22:16,831What happened?25900:22:16,874 - 00:22:17,636You need money?26000:22:17,674 - 00:22:19,403No.26100:22:19,442 - 00:22:22,605What she mean is with thebusinesses she suffered.26200:22:22,677 - 00:22:27,546She suffered, she has to beat the travel agency.26300:22:27,579 - 00:22:29,479Alone all day26400:22:29,513 - 00:22:33,745Because everybody else haveto be at the big cleaning store.26500:22:33,781 - 00:22:37,478Thats right. I make my husband goto the tacky cleaning store.26600:22:37,516 - 00:22:42,010And now I have no time with him.26700:22:42,052 - 00:22:45,180So.San Antiona or Nicky26800:22:45,220 - 00:22:50,180to travel agency youl