小学英语搞笑小故事ppt课件

.,1,.,2,ItMustBeCrowded,Ateacheristellinghisstudents,“Themoonisverylarge.Severalmillionspeoplecanlivethere.”Andaboylaughsandsays,“Itmustgetcrowdedwhenitsacrescentmoon.”,.,3,一定很拥挤,一位告诉学生：“月亮非常大，上面能住几百人。”一个男孩笑着说：“当月亮变成月牙的时候，住在上面的人该多拥挤啊！”,.,4,ThatIsNotMyDog!,Awomanwalksintoapetshopandseesacutelittledog.Sheaskstheshopkeeper,“Doesyourdogbite?”Theshopkeepersays,“No,mydogdoesnotbit.”Thewomantriestopetthedogandthedogbitesher.“Ouch!”Shesays,“Ithoughtyousaidyourdogdoesnotbite!”Theshopkeeperreplies,“Thatisnotmydog!”,.,5,那不是我的狗,一个妇人走进一家宠物店，看见一只很可爱的小狗。她问店主：“你的狗咬人吗？”店主说：“不，我的狗不咬人。”于是这个妇人试着抚摸小狗，可是小狗却咬了她。“哎哟！”妇人说，“我想你刚才还说你的狗不咬人。”店主人回答说：“那不是我的狗。”,.,6,Teacher:Canyoumakeasentencewiththewordegg?Student:Yes.Iateapieceofcakeyesterday.Teacher:Thenwhereisthe“egg?Student:Inthecake,Sir.,Whereistheegg?,.,7,鸡蛋在哪里？,老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗？学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。老师：“鸡蛋”在哪？学生：在蛋糕里，先生,.,8,AGoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.Whatdidyoudowiththemoney?Igaveyouyesterday?Igaveittoapooroldwoman,heanswered.Youreagoodboy,saidthemotherproudly.Herearetwocentsmore.“Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy.,.,9,好孩子,小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”“她是个卖糖果的。”,.,10,WhoPoursInkonMyChair?,Donnyisasevenyearoldboy.Hegoestoschooleveryday.Theschoolisnearhishome.Sohegoesthereonfootandcomesbackhomeontime.Buttoday,heislate.Hismotheraskshim,“Whydoyougototheheadmastersoffice?”“Becausetheteacherasksusaquestioninclassandnobodycananswerit,butIcan.”“Itsgoodtoanswertheteachersquestion.”“ButthequestionisWhopoursinkonmychair?”,.,11,谁把墨水倒在我椅子了？,唐尼是个7岁孩子，每天他都上学。学校在他的家附近。因为，他不行去上学并按时回家。但是今天他回来迟了。他的母亲问他：“你为什么去校长的办公室？”“因为老师在上课时老师问我们一个问题，没有人能回答他，而我能。”“回答老师的问题是好事。”“但那个问题谁把墨水倒在我的椅子上了？”,.,12,WhichSkirttoWear?,Timeis8yearsold,andfollowsherownideas.Whenherparentstellhertodosomething,shealwaysdoesntdoit.Today,shewillgotoafriendsbirthdayparty.Sheisnowchoosingskirttowear.Shehasthreeskirts:ablueskirt,awhiteoneandayellowone.Sheasksherfather,“Whichoneisthebest?”herfathersays,“Ithinktheblueoneisthebest.”Thensheaskshermother,“Whichonedoyouthinkisthebest?”Hermotheranswers,“Thewhiteone,ofcourse!”Tinasays,“Thankyou.”Thensheputsontheyellowshirtandgoesout.,.,13,故事25穿哪条裙子？缇娜8岁了，她又自己的主意。当她的父母要她做事时，她总是不去做。今天，她将去参加一位朋友的生日聚会。她在选择穿哪一条裙子.她又三