小学生英语笑话故事【三篇】

小学生英语笑话故事【三篇】 【篇1】 Its sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. Great! Oh, its so heavy! Miss Cat says happily. The fish is plucked out of the river. Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is! She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing. At the time Mr. Horse goes by and sees it. What do you set it free? He asks. Because my pot is too small. I cant cook it, Miss Cat says. 这是春天里一个阳光明媚的日子，猫小姐在河边钓鱼。突然鱼竿动了动。“太棒了！哇，好重啊！”猫小姐高兴地喊着。 鱼被拉出来了。“啊！一条大鱼！这条大鱼可真大呀！”她欢呼道。但是她却把鱼放回河里，又继续钓鱼。 这时候马先生路过，看见这个切，就问她：“为什么你把鱼放了？” “因为我的锅太小。我没办法烧这么大的鱼。”猫小姐回答说。 【篇2】 Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them The first one who can use the words liver and cheese together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me. The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says I love liver and cheese. Oh, how childish, said the Poodle. That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever. She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said, How well can you do? Ummmm.I HATE liver and cheese, blurts the Golden Retriever. My, my, said the Poodle. I guess its hopeless. Thats just as dumb as the Labs sentence. She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, How about you, little guy? The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says. 【篇3】 A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house： Talking Dog For Sale. He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. You talk? he asks. Yep, the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says So, whats your story? The Lab looks up and says, Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would be eaves- dropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasnt getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now Im just retired. The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for