常用的趣味英语口语句子

常用的趣味英语口语句子 【英语口语趣味句子】 01、我天天抽风其实不算伤天害理。 01, my daily wind is not a curse. 02、我和你不过真朋友，你看你智障这么多年，我都不离不弃。 02, I and you are real friends, you see you retarded for so many years, I will never abandon. 03、这是替雨感到悲伤，人人都躲着它。 03, it is sad for rain, everyone is hiding from it. 04、冬天了，我的欣赏人又不见了，被西北风刮跑了。 04, in winter, my admired man disappeared again, and was blown away by the northwest wind. 05、我的真实身份很隐秘的，不过最近黑眼圈好像要暴露我就是国宝了。 05, my real identity is very secret, but recently the dark circles seem to reveal that I am the national treasure. 06、假如胖是一种罪的话，那我一定是死刑犯了 06, if fat is a crime, then I must be a condemned criminal. 07、我有钱之后，一定要扮成乞丐，然后雇一群人给我扔钱。 07, after I have money, I must pretend to be a beggar, and then hire a group of people to throw money for me. 08、你不是说要陪我一起走吗，怎么总是迷路啊。 08, dont you say you want to go with me? Why are you always lost? 09、我虽然一把年纪了，不过还是可爱的紧啊。 09, although I am an old man, I am still lovely and tight. 10、人生啊，后来的梦想缩水了，希望也变瘦了。 10, life, later dreams shrink, and hope becomes thin. 11、我忙的时候特别酷，一脸管你屁事的状态可不是装的。 11, I was very busy when I was very cool, and the state of your face is not loaded. 12、原来我不丢脸是因为脸大，所以丢的速度特别慢啊。 12, I didnt lose face because I had a big face, so I lost it very slowly. 13、怎么，我喜欢你，你还委屈啦。 13, why, I like you, you still feel wronged. 14、你就是土豆，不管做成什么口味我都喜欢吃。 14, you are a potato, no matter what flavor I make, I like it. 15、我喜欢的人，不会有沟通障碍的，我只会看着他流口水。 15, I like people, there will be no communication barriers, I will only watch him drooling. 【充满趣味的英语口语句子】 人活着是为什么?就为了那一张张伟大的毛爷爷。 Why do people live? Just for that great grandpa Mao. 你等着吧，总有一天我会让你成为我未来儿子的妈妈! You wait, I will make you one of my future sons mother someday! 画画如人生，画好了不值钱，画不好更一文不值。 Painting is like life, it is worthless to draw, not to draw well. 付出的从来不会等于收回我却还在等待谁。 What I have paid is never equal to who I am waiting for. 女施主，贫僧修为尚浅，还不能隔衣为你疗伤，得罪了。 The female benefactor, a poor monk, is still shallow. He can not cure you by wearing clothes. 你怎么长成这样、是对这个世界有什么不满吗。 How can you grow up like this and be dissatisfied with the world? 每次QQ发出：“咳咳”的声音，还以为是帅哥加我好友，没想到是被群主踢出去了。 Every time QQ issued： cough sound, thought it was handsome guy plus my friends, did not expect to be kicked out of the group. 听说自从你得了神经病，整个人都精神多了。 I heard that since you get neurosis, the whole people are much more energetic. 我一手拿着砖头就无法拥抱你，放下砖头要怎么保护你。 I cant hug you with bricks in my hand, and how to protect you by putting down bricks. 我不会告诉你们我吃了切糕，我要成糕富帅了。 I will not tell you that I have eaten cut cake, I want to become cake rich handsome. 唾沫是用来数钞票的，不是用来讲道理的。 Saliva is used for counting money, not for reasoning. 如果你是一个胖纸，记住不要围红色的围巾。不然你会很像QQ。 If you are a fat paper, remember not to wear a red scarf. Otherwise, you will be very much like QQ. 每次面对美食，我都告诫自己：“吃多会死。”但事实证明，我真的不怕死。 Every time I face the delicious food, I warn myself： eat more and die. But it turns out that I really do not fear death. 两情若是长久时，又岂在猪猪肉肉。 Two, if love is long, then it is not * pig meat. 无聊对着电脑唱忐忑，唱完之后，电脑突然死机了。 Bored to the computer singing disturbed, after singing, the computer suddenly crashed. 考试最崩溃的时候是看到一道题，模糊的记得老师讲过，但清晰的记得我没听。 When the exam collapsed most was to see a question, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember I did not listen. 我妈就生了我一个，你自己算算看我算老几呢。 My m