英语笑话选之为何英语很难学

NoWonderEnglishisSoDifficulttoLearn大家自己念看看,就知道英文为什麽这麽难学了.,曾有个老美试图着把以下的这一些句子一口气念出来,结果他最後也是深深地感叹,NowonderEnglishissodi,fficulttolearn.1.WepolishthePolishfurniture.2.Hecould,leadifhewouldgettheleadout.3.Afarmcanproduceproduce.4,.Thedumpwassofullithadtorefuserefuse.5.Thesoldierde,cidedtodesertinthedesert.6.Thepresentisagoodtimetopr,esentthepresent.7.AttheArmybase,abasswaspaintedonthe,headofabassdrum.8.Thedovedoveintothebushes.9.Ididno,tobjecttotheobject.10.Theinsurancefortheinvalidwasinval,id.11.Thebandagewaswoundaroundthewound.12.Therewasarow,amongtheoarsmenabouthowtorow.13.Theyweretooclosetothe,doortocloseit.14.Thebuckdoesfunnythingswhenthedoesare,present.15.Theysentasewerdowntostitchthetearinthesewer,line.16.Tohelpwithplanting,thefarmertaughthissowtosow.,17.Thewindwastoostrongtowindthesail.18.Afteranumberof,Novocaininjections,myjawgotnumber.19.IshedatearwhenIs,awthetearinmyclothes.20.Ihadtosubjectthesubjecttoase,riesoftests.21.HowcanIintimatethistomymostintimatefrie,nd?22.Ispentlasteveningeveningoutapileofdirt如果你念完一次之後并没什,麽特别的感觉,那可能是你还不懂其中原由,请看我的解释.有没有注意到,以上各组字都是拼法相同,但发音不同.1.We,polishthePolishfurniture.polish:磨光,Polish:波兰2.Hecouldlead,ifhewouldgettheleadout.lead:领先,lead:铅3.Afarmcanprodu,duce:生产,produce:产品4.Thedumpwassofullithad,torefuserefuse.refuse:拒绝,refuse:废弃物5.Thesoldierdecidedto,desertinthedesert.desert:放弃,desert:沙漠6.Thepresentisagoo,dtimetopresentthepresent.present:现在,present:呈现,present:礼,物7.AttheArmybase,abasswaspaintedontheheadofabassdru,m.bass:鲈鱼bassdrum:低音鼓8.Thedovedoveintothebushes.dove:鸽子,dove:俯冲dive的过去式9.Ididnotobjecttotheobject.object:反对,o,bject:物品10.Theinsurancefortheinvalidwasinvalid.invalid:无效,invalid:身体残障者11.Thebandagewaswoundaroundthewound.wound:绑,wound:伤口12.Therewasarowamongtheoarsmenabouthowtorow.,row:争论,row:划船13.Theyweretooclosetothedoortocloseit.cl,ose:靠近,close:关上14.Thebuckdoesfunnythingswhenthedoesare,present.buck雄兔does:作,does:doe:母兔15.Theysentasewerdown,tostitchthetearinthesewerline.sewer:裁缝师sewer:下水道16.Toh,elpwithplanting,thefarmertaughthissowtosow.sow:母牛,sow:,播种17.Thewindwastoostrongtowindthesail.wind:风wind:折弯18.,AfteranumberofNovocaininjections,myjawgotnumber.number:,数目,number:形容词numb的比较级(+er)19.IshedatearwhenIsawthet,earinmyclothes.tear:眼泪,tear:撕破20.Ihadtosubjectthesubje,cttoaseriesoftests.subject:受制於subject:主题21.HowcanIinti,matethistomymostintimat