三只小猪的真实故事中英对照

1、TOLD BY : 卞俊哲This story is told from the eyes of this hateful wolf.该故事是由这只可恶的狼的视角叙述。This story is definitely not true ,so hear it as a joke,do not think its real!该故事绝对是假的，所以请把它当作学习之余的消遣。不必当真！This story absolutely doesnt represent my position！该故事绝对不代表本人立场！PS:I am going to tell this story as its prota

2、gonist-WOLF附：我将以该故事主角附：我将以该故事主角狼的身份来讲述故事！狼的身份来讲述故事！Lets begin this story! 每个人都知道三只小猪的故事。或者至少他们觉得自己知道。但是我会让你们知道一点点秘密。没有人知道真正的故事，因为没有人听过我的版本。 Im Alexander T. Wolf. You can call me Al. I dont know how this whole Big Bad Wolf thing got started, but its all wrong. 我是大灰狼亚历山大。你可以叫我阿里。我不知道整个邪恶的大灰狼故事是怎么开始的，但

3、是那全部是错误的。 Maybe its because of our diet. Hey, its not my fault wolves eat cute little animals like bunnies and sheep and pigs. Thats just the way we are. If cheeseburgers were cute, folks would probably think you were Big and Bad,too. 可能是因为我们的饮食习惯。嘿，狼吃小兔、绵羊和猪这些可爱的小动物，这不是我的错。这只是我们的生存方式。如果吉士汉堡很可爱，人们可能

4、会觉得你也是个大坏蛋。 But like I was saying, the whole big bad wolf thing is all wrong. The real story is about a sneeze and a cup of sugar. 不过正如我所说的，整个邪恶大灰狼的故事全部都是错的。真正的故事是关于一个喷嚏和一杯糖。 Way back in “Once Upon A Time” time, I was making a birthday cake for my dear old granny. I had a terriblesneezingcold. I ran

5、 out of sugar. 回到“很久以前”那里，我正在为我亲爱的老奶奶做一个生日蛋糕。我得了一个不停打喷嚏的重感冒,我的糖用完了。 So I walked down the street to ask my neighbor for a cup of sugar. Now this neighbor was a pig. And he wasnt too bright either. He had built his whole house out of straw. Can you believe it? I mean who in his right mind would build

6、a house of straw? So of course the minute I knocked on the door, it fell right in. I didnt want to just walk into someone elses house. So I called, Little Pig, Little Pig, are you in? No answered. I was just about to go home without the cup of sugar for my dear old grannys birthday cake. 所以理所当然的，在我所

7、以理所当然的，在我敲门的时候，它就倒了。我敲门的时候，它就倒了。我不想就这样走进别人的房子不想就这样走进别人的房子。所以我叫，。所以我叫，“小猪，小猪小猪，小猪，你在家吗？，你在家吗？”没有回复。没有回复。我刚打算回家我刚打算回家,没有拿到给亲没有拿到给亲爱的老奶奶做生日蛋糕的糖爱的老奶奶做生日蛋糕的糖，。 Thats when my nose started to itch. I felt a sneeze coming on. Well I huffed. And I snuffed 就在那时候，我的就在那时候，我的鼻子开始痒了。我感到鼻子开始痒了。我感到有一个喷嚏要来了。我有一个喷嚏要来

8、了。我吹气，我吸鼻子吹气，我吸鼻子 And I sneezed a great SNEEZE! 我打了一个很大的喷嚏。 And you know what? The whole darn straw house fell down. And right in the middle of the pile of straw was the First Little Pig - dead as a doornail. 然后，你知道发生什么吗然后，你知道发生什么吗？整个稻草房子居然倒了。？整个稻草房子居然倒了。而且，在稻草堆的正中央的而且，在稻草堆的正中央的是第一只小猪是第一只小猪死翘翘了死翘翘了

9、It seemed like a shame to leave a perfectly good ham dinner lying there in the straw. So I ate it up. Think of it as a cheeseburger just lying there. 在稻草中留着一顿非常在稻草中留着一顿非常好的火腿晚餐，这似乎很可好的火腿晚餐，这似乎很可惜。于是我把他吃了。想想惜。于是我把他吃了。想想如果有一个吉士汉堡就躺在如果有一个吉士汉堡就躺在那里。那里。 I was feeling a little better. But I still didnt ha

10、ve my cup of sugar . So I went to the next neighbors house. This neighbor was the First Little Pigs brother. He was a little smarter, but not much. He has built his house of sticks. I rang the bell on the stick house. Nobody answered. I called, Mr. Pig, Mr. Pig, are you in? He yelled back.Go away wo

11、lf. You cant come in. Im shaving the hairs on my chinny chin chin. 我按响树枝房的门铃。没有人回答。我喊，“猪先生，猪先生，你在家吗？”他喊回来，“大灰狼，走开。你不能进来。我正在刮我的下巴上的胡须。 I had just grabbed the doorknob when I felt another sneeze coming on. I huffed. And I snuffed. And I tried to cover my mouth, but I sneezed a great sneeze. And you ar

12、e not going to believe this, but the guys house fell down just like his brothers. When the dust cleared, there was the Second Little Pig - dead as a doornail. Wolfs honor. 接下来你不会相信，接下来你不会相信，这家伙的房子像他弟弟的这家伙的房子像他弟弟的一样倒了。当灰尘散尽，一样倒了。当灰尘散尽，那里是第二只小猪那里是第二只小猪死死翘翘了。翘翘了。狼的荣耀狼的荣耀。Now you know food willspoilif y

13、ou just leave it out in the open. So I did the only thing there was to do. I had dinner again. Think of it as a second helping. I was getting awfully full. But my cold was feeling a little better. And I still didnt have that cup of sugar for my dear old grannys birthday cake. So I went to the next h

14、ouse. This guy was the First and Second Little Pigs brother. He must have been the brains of the family. He had built his house of bricks. I knocked on the brick house. No answered. I called, Mr Pig, Mr. Pig, are you in? And do you know what that rude little porker answered? Get out of here, Wolf. D

15、ont bother me again. 我敲砖房子。没有回应。我喊，“猪先生，猪先生，你在家吗？”然后，你知道粗鲁的小肥猪怎么回答吗？“大灰狼，走开。不要再烦着我。” Talk about impolite! He probably had a whole sackful of sugar. And he wouldnt give me even one little cup for my dear sweet old grannys birthday cake. 说说无礼这东西！他可能有一整袋的说说无礼这东西！他可能有一整袋的糖。但是他甚至不会把一小杯的糖给我，糖。但是他甚至不会把一小杯的

16、糖给我，让我去为我亲爱的贴心的老奶奶做蛋糕让我去为我亲爱的贴心的老奶奶做蛋糕。 I was just about to go home and maybe make a nice birthday card instead of a cake, when I felt my cold coming on. I huffed And I snuffed. And I sneezed once again. Then the Third Little Pig yelled, “ And your old granny can sit on a PIN! 在我正打算回家也许去做一张好的生日贺卡而不是

17、一个蛋糕的时候，我感觉感冒要来了。我呼气，我吸鼻子。然后我又打了个喷嚏。 然后第三只小猪喊，“你的老奶奶瘦得去坐在针上吧！” Now Im usually a pretty calm fellow. But when somebody talks about my granny like that, I went a Little crazy. 我通常是比较冷静的。但是有人这样咒骂我奶奶，我有点失控了。 When the cops drove up, of course I was trying to break down this Pigs door. And the whole time

18、I was huffing and puffing and sneezing and making a real scene. 当条子来到的时候，我当然是在弄坏这只猪的门。而且整个过程中，我一直呼气、吸鼻子、打喷嚏。 The 剩下的，正如他们所说，成为了历史。 The news reporters found out about the two pigs I had for dinner. They figured a sick guy going to borrow a cup of sugar didnt sound very exciting. So theyjazzed upthe story with all of that Huff