100 Things to Do Before High School《高中前要做的一百件事（2014）》第一季第十六集完整中英文对照剧本

1、Sorry, can't talk right now.抱歉 我现在没空讲话I'm stopping a deadly space virus我在阻止一种太空病毒sent to destroy Earth.入侵地球While trying to look like we were同时还要装作我们paying attention to Mr. Bandt.在听班德老师讲课Now, to make soup,想要煮汤you first need a can of.首先需要一罐Come on, people!同学们 拜托This stuff is important!这些知识很重要I

2、 know! We must stop the infection!对啊 我们一定要阻止病毒传播No!不是Knowing how your own house works is important.会做家务才重要Christian, tell me:克里斯蒂安 告诉我What is this?这是什么A can opener!开罐器And how many of you know how to use a can opener?你们有多少人会用开罐器呢And how many people are playing Space Virus Attack那你们有多少人在我不留意时when I

3、9;m not looking?玩“太空病毒进击”呢Well, what happens when a real如果真的有太空space virus attacks Earth,病毒侵入地球and every one in your neighborhood is infected,你的邻居全都感染了and you can't leave the Home Base Station 12,你没办法离开十二号♥家庭基站and the only food is in a can唯一的食物在罐子里that you can't open?但你却不会开Ooh!我知道

4、I'll get my mom to open the can,我会让我妈妈去开罐头and get me milk.给我牛奶You can't, because all the parents不行 因为所有父母are trapped on the space station都困在了太空站and can't come back to save you.不能回来救你That's horrible!这么糟糕Oh, look!快看The virus got on your clothes,你的衣服沾上了病毒and the only way to save yoursel

5、f唯一能自救的办法是is to run it through the virus eradicating machine!把它放进灭菌机里清洗Oh, but you don't know哎哟 可是你how to use it.不会用Well you just got infected, people!同学们 你们就这样感染了And all life on Earth is wiped out!地球上的所有生灵就全灭绝了What do you have to say to that?你们还有什么话说I'd say the chances that our parents are

6、trapped我想说我们父母被困在太空站at a space station and we're trapped at home base station我们也被困在家庭基站的概率is one in a trillion.是一万亿分之一Hey, gang! Uh, I have a message同学们 我要告诉for Fenwick, CJ, and Christian.芬威克 CJ 和克里斯蒂安一个消息Uh, Fenwick and Christian,芬威克和克里斯蒂安you're to take the bus to CJ's house after schoo

7、l你们放学要坐校车去CJ家because your parents are trapped.因为你们的父母被困了6:00 it's Monday morning周一早晨六点刚醒Life can strike without a warning生活有时毫无预警Get up, get out get on起床出发打起精神It's a brand new day开始全新的一天Find a dream and never stop, yeah找寻梦想 永不言弃You've got your friends to back you up, yeah朋友是你坚强的后盾You cra

8、sh and burn so what失败何惧 跌倒何妨It's a brand new day又是全新的一天No matter what they say闲言碎语不必理会You shout until you turn around尽情呐喊 潇洒转身And blast the past away烦恼全部丢在身后It's a brand new day又是全新的一天Yesterday is gone昨天已成历史The game is on it's time to jump好戏即将上演 勇敢跳出束缚And take a leap of faith与我一同冒险It'

9、;s a brand new day开始全新的一天It's just like Mr. Bandt's prophecy!真给班德老师说中了Our parents are trapped at the space station!我们爸妈被困在了太空站No, my parents are trapped at the airport,不是 我爸妈被困在了机场and your parents are "Trapped" Working late.你♥爸♥妈只是加班而已But my parents will be wa

10、lking through that front door any minute但我爸妈随时都有可能走进前门to start my personal favorite, soup and Panini night.开始我最喜欢的豌豆汤和帕尼尼三明治夜Huh!啊Is, uh, Ronbie coming home any time soon?朗比短时间内会回家吗I don't think anyone's coming home.我觉得他们不会回家'Cause the virus got them.因为他们感染了病毒All of them.全部人Okay, you'

11、;re kinda freaking me out.我瘆得慌Keep going.继续说And, we're the only non-infected humans我们是地球上唯一没有left on Earth.被感染的人类Trapped! At Home Base Station 12.被困在了十二号♥家庭基站I will stop you, infected humans!我会阻止你们这群受感染人类Always the hero!总要逞英雄Well, at least I'm not afraid.起码我不害怕啊I'm not afraid

12、of a fake space virus!我才不害怕瞎掰的太空病毒Earth Base Station 12, Commander Martin speaking.这里是十二号♥地球基站 我是指挥官马丁Okay, whatever this game you and the guys are playing,我不管你们在玩什么把戏I want you to stop it before you break something.不许继续玩了 别弄坏家里Affirmative, parents.是的 爸妈How long before you can come home f

13、rom the space station?你们从太空站回家需要多久Uh, we're trapped on the highway because of有毒物质泄漏 所以我们困在路上了a toxic spill, honey. 亲爱的They're surrounded by the virus.他们被病毒包围了Just pour some cereal and don't touch anything.倒点麦片吃就好 其他东西不要动But it's Friday,但今天是周五and Friday is soup and Panini night.是豌豆汤和帕

14、尼尼三明治夜No, it's "We're stuck in traffic,不 今晚是我们在塞车and you eat cereal" Night.你吃麦片夜Well-那What if we made the soup and Paninis?不如让我们来做豌豆汤和帕尼尼三明治Oh no!笑尿You can't, sweetheart, and remember:你做不到的 宝贝 记住Cereal, don't touch anything 'cause you have no idea吃麦片 其他东西别碰 因为你根本how the

15、 house works.不会做家务And don't let anyone不要让别人in the house.进来Love you!爱你哦What's that look?你这是什么表情You've got a look- do you see the look?这表情是有主意了 你看出来了吗Gentlemen, our parents are trapped in space.各位 我们父母困在太空And mine? Just laughed at me.而我的父母刚刚嘲笑了我Which means we are going to make soup and Pan

16、inis,所以我们要煮豌豆汤和帕尼尼三明治and find out how my house works.学会怎么做家务Nyeah. Nyeah.这个嘛 这个嘛What else ya got?能换个名字吗Fine.好We are going to survive the virus attack我们要熬过病毒入侵trapped in the last home base station on Earth.在地球最后一个家庭基站里生存下去Cool.酷And easiest list thing ever.简单得不要不要的Stand back.后退I can do this.我能搞定Always

17、 the hero.总是逞英雄What does that mean?你什么意思Uh, maybe I'd like to be the hero for once.也许我也想当一次英雄Well, then you have to be heroic first.那你得先有英雄气概Oh, what's that supposed to mean?你这又是什么意思It means that you're not heroic.意思是你没有英雄气概I'll open the can!我来开罐子Just take it like this, and you-这样拿着

18、然后Oh, so you know how to do this?所以你会开啰Yes! You know how to do it.你会开你开啊Oh!哎哟Turn it, just turn it. Yeah, twist it!转一下 对 扭一扭Crispo smash!泰山压顶The virus.病毒We've been infected.感染了我们No, it's pea soup,不 是这豌豆汤all over my favorite Oxford.倒在了我最喜欢的牛津衬衫上Don't panic.别慌because we'll just wash th

19、e clothes.我们洗衣服就好Wait!等等We're gonna do laundry?!我们还得洗衣服吗No.不We're gonna sterilize our infected clothes with我们要消毒受感染的衣服the virus eradicating machine.使用灭菌机Okay, I like the battle suits,我挺喜欢这件战衣but I have no idea how to do laundry.但我真心不会洗衣服I'll do it, commander.我来 指挥官Of course.又是你Thanks, Ca

20、ptain Powers.谢谢 鲍尔斯队长Now, me and Lieutenant Frazier Admiral.现在我和弗雷泽中尉 是上将Admiral Frazier. will go to the kitchen sector弗雷泽上将要去厨房♥管制区and prepare the Panini antidote.准备帕尼尼解药Steam, extra steam,蒸汽循环 抽气循环speed wash, high, low, spin speed, heavy,快洗 高速 低速 转速 重物not that heavy.没那么重的物Turbo wash.强力洗

21、涤Take that, virus.受死吧 病毒Okay, we have everything we need to make我们集齐了所有原料the perfect antidote,来做解药including my mom's secret ingredient:包括我妈妈的秘方The Heirloom 47 Tomato.四十七号♥祖传番茄Setting power to full, commander.调到最大火力吧 指挥官Let's just hope the antidote is done希望解药能在before any attacks o

22、n the home base station.家庭基站遭遇攻击前做好Okay, I think you're taking this thing a little too far.好吧 我觉得你入戏太深I mean, there's no virus out there infecting humans.外面根本没有感染人类的病毒What is that?!那是什么Yo, dorks, open up.蠢蛋们 开门Meet Stephen "Flick" Powers.这位是弹耳斯蒂芬·鲍尔斯Crispo's head locking,

23、ear flicking,对小脆施行锁喉 弹耳朵family portrait ruining older brother.毁全家福的哥哥Christian!克里斯蒂安I need to borrow your jacket.我要借你夹克穿He started borrowing my jacket for parties,他老借我夹克去派对玩but when he gives it back it's stained and it smells.但他还回来时 衣服又脏又臭Bad.超级臭Yeah, and he's always flicking our ears, sayin

24、g,而且 他总是一边弹我们耳朵 一边说"Hey, dorks."蠢蛋们"Hey, dorks. Hey, dorks."蠢蛋们 蠢蛋们I think it's time you stand up to Flick.我觉得你们是时候反抗了Pfft!噗Are you nuts?你疯了吗It's Flick.他可是弹耳王啊Hey, let me in!嘿 让我进去Let me in!让我进去Let-让Look, I wanna get to the party and impress girls我去派对搭讪女生with the jacket!要

25、用这件夹克Sorry, Flick, but CJ's parents对不起啦 但CJ的父母said we can't open the door for any one.说我们不能给任何人开门What?!什么I'm not anyone, I'm me!我不是任何人 我就是我啊And you're infected with the virus.但你被病毒感染了Okay. One:好吧 首先You all look stupid.你们看起来傻不拉几的And three, give me the jacket三 把夹克给我before you all g

26、et inflicted!不然我要来硬的Hey!喂Paninis, laundry, and closing drapes.做三明治 洗衣服 拉窗帘Who says we don't know how the house works?谁说我们不会做家务What is that?什么声音The eradicator!是灭菌机I think it's broken!它好像坏了It can't be broken, my mom just bought it!怎么会坏 我妈妈刚买♥♥的啊And she said we can'

27、;t touch anything!她还让我们不要乱碰Nnn- turn it off, turn it off!快关掉 快关掉What button? Try all of them!按哪个按钮 都试一遍Off?是关闭吗What's permanent press any way?!到底什么是免熨烫嘛I don't know!我不知道The beeing noise!什么东西响了Ahhh! We burnt the antidote!啊 我们烧糊了解药Shut it off, shut it off!快关掉 快关掉Okay! Grrr!好的 啊 Okay, as some o

28、ne who always tries to stay positive,作为一个总是努力保持乐观的人I knew that there would be a bright side to this.我就相信事情一定会柳暗花明And then it all went dark.然后房♥子就全黑了So there we were,我们现在摸黑trapped in Home Base Station 12 in the dark,困在十二号♥家庭基站里the virus-infected human trying to break in,一个受染人类想要

29、闯进屋in the hastily made Fenwick Fear Fort.我们躲在芬威克匆忙搭起的堡垒里Uh, I'm not sure we needed a fort.我们好像不需要堡垒吧And you made a huge mess.而且你把家里弄得好乱I made a protective bunker!我建了个碉堡Now that's heroic.这多有英雄气概Not heroic.不觉得I'm heroic!我就有Ahh!啊Hello? Is anyone there?喂 有人吗It's your parents from the spa

30、ce station.你♥爸♥妈从太空站打电♥话♥回来啦Okay!够了I am not gonna let my house, or the virus, defeat me.我不会被家务和病毒打败Pick up, CJ. Are you there?接电♥话♥啊CJ 你在吗Honey, is everything okay? Hello?亲爱的 家里没事吧 喂Sweetheart? CJ?宝贝 CJHey, mom, hi, dad.嗨 爸妈Oh, good.

31、Thank God.幸好 谢天谢地I thought something might be wrong.我还以为出了什么事Nope. Everything's perfect.没有 什么事都没有What was that?那是什么声音We're watching a zombie movie.我们在看僵尸片When will you guys be home?你们什么时候到家Oh!噢Traffic just started moving.车子总算能往前动了And, uh, the traffic app says路况软件说we'll be home in about a

32、n hour.我们大概一小时后到家Great, we'll have the soup and Paninis ready.好 我们会做好豌豆汤和帕尼尼三明治的Don't touch anything!别乱用家电Love you!爱你哦I'm coming over!我过来了To cook Paninis, you need power.要做三明治的话 你需要有电Okay, I do know some things about my house.我的确知道家里的一些东西Like when me, mom, and Ronbie比如当我 妈妈 朗比use hair dr

33、yers at the same time,同时用吹风机 家里跳闸时my dad goes to the garage and flips the switchy-thingy.我爸会去车♥库♥推开那玩意You mean the breaker box?你说的是电源总闸吗Sure.是Okay!好Let's head to level G,我们去地下室and restore power to the station.让基站恢复电力Okay, so I'll stay here and guard sector O.我留在这里看守总指挥区

34、Good luck!祝你们好运Not heroic!真没胆I'm heroic!我有胆What's in all these boxes?这些箱子里都是什么Stuff my dad says he paid good money for,我爸说他买♥♥这些东西很贵and won't throw out.所以放着不肯扔And the breaker should be.电闸应该在Here!这里Give me the jacket!把夹克给我Say "Please," And I'll think ab

35、out it.你礼貌点的话 我考虑考虑How 'bout, "Gimme the jacket,那我要是说“把夹克给我and I won't pummel you?"我就不揍你”呢How 'bout "No?"那我要是说不行呢Ugh!啊And now, to get Home Base Station 12现在要让十二号♥家庭基站back online.恢复运行Home Base Station 12 is back online.十二号♥家庭基站成功恢复运行"Home Bas

36、e Station is bleh-bleh ba-ba."家庭基站啥啥啥Don't worry.别担心The only way he could get in is to use他唯一能进来的办法是my mom's garage door opener,用我妈妈的车♥库♥遥控器开门which is in her car, but we both know遥控器在她车里 但我们都知道Flick's not that smart.你哥哥没那么机智But I could be wrong.但我可能说错了Ha-ha- Oh

37、! CJ!啊哈哈 噢CJDon't even think about it.你想都别想Now, gimme the jacket,把夹克给我'cause girls like it.因为女生都喜欢它Say "Please."说"请问"You think a bunch of foam darts are gonna scare me?你以为一堆泡沫标枪就能吓到我吗Oh! Flick power!我可是超人Ow, ow, ow!痛痛痛I'm gonna tell mom you did that!我要告诉老妈Nice.不错嘛Grea

38、t news.好消息I read the manual.我读了使用手册The wash load was unbalanced.水量不平衡So, thanks to Admiral Frazier,多亏我弗雷泽上校we will have clean laundry dried and folded.洗衣机能洗净烘干并叠好衣物Now who's the hero?现在谁是英雄Reading a manual is not heroic.读个使用手册算什么英雄Yes it is!就是英雄Tell him it's heroic.告诉他这很英雄Tell him reading a

39、washing machine manual告诉他读使用手册is heroic.很有英雄气概Come on!有没有搞错Okay, so the virus eradicating machine was running smooth,灭菌机能够顺利运作了and this time I turned the sandwich press down这次我把三明治机from full power to medium-从大火调到中火The best setting for cooking virus antidotes,这是煮抗毒解药的最佳火候and just about everything in

40、your kitchen.也是厨房♥各种电器的最佳设置All we need is the final ingredient.我们只需要最后一种原料Wait!等等We're out of tomatoes.番茄用完了There's none in the fridge.冰箱里也没有This is bad.糟糕I know.对啊I'm really hungry.我真的好饿No!不是We need to have the antidote我们必须调制出解药by the time my parents get home.在我爸妈到家前做好Exactly

41、 the way my mom makes them.要和我妈妈做的一模一样Where we gonna find an Heirloom 47 Tomato?我们要去哪里找四十七号♥祖传番茄Mom grows them in the backyard.我妈妈在院子里种了You want one of us to go outside?你要我们当中一个人走出去吗What if Flick is still out there?如果弹耳王还在外面怎么办I know.我知道That's why I'll go.所以我去You can't.不行It

42、9;s my brother out there,在外面的是我哥and he's really mad.而且我惹毛了他I'll go.我去No.不If Flick finds you,如果弹耳王找到你he'll pummel you like a chew toy stuffed他会像揍软芝士馅的磨牙玩具with spray cheese.一样揍你I'm not related, and the worst he can do我和他没血缘关系 他最多is flick my ears.弹我耳朵I'll go.我去You can try to talk me

43、 out of it if you want.你们尽管劝我吧Seriously, I'm open to second opinions.说真的 我会接受你们的意见Does your house have ear protection你家有护耳器and a head flashlight?和头戴式电筒吗If I don't come back,如果我回不来tell my mom I love her.告诉妈妈我爱她Go, go, go, go. Go, go!快快快 快走He jumped the stone fence. Okay.他跳过了石围栏 好He's in t

44、he garden! Oh!他进到菜园 噢Oh, I- I think he's got it!噢 他好像拿到了Yeah! Here he comes!耶 他回来了Yep. Flick didn't leave.嗯 弹耳王没走Gimme the jacket,把夹克给我so I can impress girls,让我勾搭妹子and I'll give Fenwick back, and I'll give your我就把芬威克还你 把番茄girlfriend her tomato.给你女朋友Oh- and you have to call yourself a

45、 stupid butt-head你还要承认自己是傻帽who like to smell his own butt farts!喜欢闻自己的屁Don't do it. Shut it, Fendork!别听他的 闭嘴 傻子芬Ow! Open the door! Open it!痛 开门 快开No!不We can't leave him out there with him.我们不能把他扔在外面It's too late for him!已经太迟了But we will always remember him as a hero.但我们永远会缅怀他这位英雄I'm

46、not really infected, you know.其实我没有真的感染病毒Yes you are!你感染了Just-把Gimme the jacket, or I'll bite Fen把夹克给我 不然我咬他and infect him!感染他You're not a zombie.你不是僵尸You're just infected with a space virus.你只是感染了太空病毒And just say "Please" To Crispo.对小脆说"请问"He'll give you the jack

47、et,他就会把夹克给你and I'll make the antidote and cure you both.我就能研制出解药拯救你俩Never!不要Knowing mom and dad would be home soon,我们知道爸妈随时会到家Crispo and I worked as fast as we could我和小脆马不停蹄地at making the antidote.做出解药So!那么Big party tonight? I'm breaking in!今晚有派对是吗 我要闯进去And getting that jacket.拿到夹克I'm ge

48、tting a ladder.我去拿梯子Say anything, and I'll flick your ears until they fall off,你敢说一句话 我就把你耳朵弹掉and you'll have to go to that operating place with doctors.你就得去那个有医生做手术的地方A hospital? Whatever!医院吗 随便啦You know, we might actually pull this off.我们也许真的能搞定Flick is getting a ladder弹耳王去拿梯子to try to get

49、 in upstairs!想要从楼上进来My bedroom window's open.我卧室的窗没关What do we do?!我们该怎么办What do you do when the virus当病毒就要侵入你的is about to attack your home base station?家庭基站时 你该怎么做Well, that's when it helps to know how your house works,如果你熟悉你的家 知道家里有什么and where everything is in your house.就容易解决多了What are you doing? I'm infected!你在干什么 我被感染了You're not really infecte