爱情公寓面试篇

1、文档来源为 : 从网络收集整理 .word 版本可编辑 .欢迎下载支持 .Love apartment of abnormal interview article爱情公寓之变态面试篇胡 -胡一菲宛 -宛瑜陆 -陆展博吕 -吕子乔曾-曾小贤L-Lisa 榕Hu:You are doing a constellation test again?胡：又在做星座测试？Wan: This is in a resume.宛：我这是在投简历。Hu: Clearly you are doing a test?胡：明明就是在做题嘛？Wan：This is called character test, I hav

2、e put my resume to lots of companies. Before the intervieweveryone will do a test婉：这个叫个性测试，我把简历有了很多家公司。面试之前都要先做一套测试题Lu: This is very popular in a foreign company, which can test the persons heart with that positionwhether accord with character.陆：这在外企很流行的，说是能检验人的内心性格跟那个岗位是否符合。Hu: Foreigners really tr

3、ouble; there is a great relationship between personality and post?胡：外国人真麻烦，性格和岗位有很大关系吗？Wan: But some questions are so strange.宛：可是有些问题好奇怪哦。Lu: Normal, these problems are comes from the psychological experts. It looks strange at first, but it cantruly reflect your outlook on life, values. It is learn

4、ed.陆：正常，这些问题都是心理专家出的。咋一看很奇怪，但是可以真实地反映出你的人生观，价1文档来源为 :从网络收集整理 .word 版本可编辑 .欢迎下载支持 .文档来源为 : 从网络收集整理 .word 版本可编辑 .欢迎下载支持 .值观，很有学问的Wan: Come here to see this problem, say mosquitoes and the tiger in common.宛：你看这道题，说出蚊子和老虎的共同点。Lu: err. This is a test of your thinking ability, to see your thinking ability

5、 is concrete or abstract.陆：额。这是考验你的思维能力的，看你的思维能力是具象的还是抽象的Wan: And what about this problem? If your dad and jay Chou play up, which one do you want to help?A help you papa B help jay Chou C look at them play D call television宛：那这道题呢？如果你爸爸和周杰伦打起来了，你帮谁？A 帮你爸爸B 帮周杰伦 C 看着他们打 D 打电话给电视台Lu: Well. This shows

6、 that their company human resources department of the eldest brother is jayChous fans, and dad also be played.陆：嗯。这就说明，他们公司人力资源部的老大诗周杰伦的粉丝，而且爸爸还被人打了。Wan: Have you met so abnormal topic when you are looking for a work?宛：你找工作的时候，有没有遇到过这么变态的题目？Lu: yes! There is a question that you have two pants, a dir

7、ty didnt wash, a wash not dry, which one doyou choose?陆：有啊！有一道题是这样的，你有两条内裤，一条脏了没洗，一条洗了没干，你选择穿哪条？Hu: This is the test you values of the topic?胡：这就是检验你价值观的题目啊？Wan: Good sick ah, I ll despise you, no matter you choose any one.宛：好恶心啊，你穿那条我都鄙视你。Lu: hum. Ha. I didnt choose, I dont wear, pretty cool!2文档来源为

8、 :从网络收集整理 .word 版本可编辑 .欢迎下载支持 .文档来源为 : 从网络收集整理 .word 版本可编辑 .欢迎下载支持 .陆：哼。哈。我两个都没选，我不穿了，好凉快呀！Wan: I despise you.宛：我鄙视你。Lu Ziqiao appearances吕子乔出场Lv: Ha ha. Look at me .What do you think of my todays modeling?吕；哈哈。看我今天的造型怎么样？All: Handsome!众：很帅啊！Hu: Quite like personal kind of.胡：挺像个人样的。Lv: This can be a

9、 turning point in my life.吕：这有可能成为我人生中的转折点。Lu: Lv Ziqiao, do you also want to go to the interview?陆：吕子乔，你也要去参加面试？Lu: You re right. That is from gossip that a television will take idol drama. And theyactor.And from go ssip that this idol drama s producer is a woman.吕：那是。那是我从小道消息打听到的。某电视台要拍偶像剧，正在招募演员。

10、我又从小道消息打听到，这个偶像剧的制片人是个女的呦。Hu:Wait a minute, your logic is a bit jump, you re going to be the actor while you just hear a few wordsfrom a gossip?胡：慢着慢着，你这逻辑有点跳跃，你从小道消息打听到这么几句就想改行当演员？3文档来源为 :从网络收集整理 .word 版本可编辑 .欢迎下载支持 .文档来源为 : 从网络收集整理 .word 版本可编辑 .欢迎下载支持 .Lv: Dont look down on others, wait for my suc

11、cess.吕：别这么看不起人，你就等着我出名吧。Wan: ah. This morning, Mr.Zeng said that he would go to TV station to wait for their chance to be thehost,isn t?婉：哎。今天早晨，曾老师不是说要去电视台等待自己做主持人的机会吗？Now, please l ook at Zeng Xiaoxian s interview下面，请看曾小贤得面试Once: Good man is me, I m Zeng Xiaoxian. Lisa is over there. Calm down, ca

12、lm down.曾：好男人就是我，我就是曾小贤。lisa 榕在那儿。镇定镇定。Once: Im sorry. Oh? Lisa?曾：对不起。哦？lisa?想象中。（歌曲：想象之中）L: It s you, Zeng Xiaoxian?!L : 是你，曾小贤？！Once: You know me?曾：你认识我？L: 我同学的大表舅的邻居和你妹夫的表叔是亲家.L ：我同学的大表舅的邻居和你妹夫的表叔是亲家.Once: really? What a coincidence! Oh, Im sorry, I walked so uncareful,曾：是吗？太巧了！奥，对不起，我走路太不小心了L; O

13、h, no, Im still glad that you met me, our television is making a new programs, we need a handsome4文档来源为 :从网络收集整理 .word 版本可编辑 .欢迎下载支持 .文档来源为 : 从网络收集整理 .word 版本可编辑 .欢迎下载支持 .and natural and unrestrained distinguished host.Can you help me?；奥，不，我还庆幸你碰到了我，我们台里出了一档新的节目，需要一个英俊潇洒气度不凡的主持人 ,你来帮我好吗？Once: good!

14、It s my pleasure. But maybe I don t have enough time, please let me go theback to exhaustsessions.曾：好啊！非常荣幸，不过我可能呢没有时间，我回去排一下档期。L: oh, no, just you! Our program s rating depends on you, promise me! L: 奥，不，就你了！我节目的收视率就靠你了，答应我嘛现实之中reality ( 歌曲：残酷月光）Once: well, Lisa曾：额， LisaWhat s up? L ：有事？Once: You m

15、ay not know me. Please let me introduce myself, my name is Zeng Xiaoxian,我同事的表叔和你同学的大表舅的姐夫的妹夫是邻居.曾：你可能不认识我.我自我介绍一下，我叫曾小贤，我同事的表叔和你同学的大表舅的姐夫的妹夫是邻居L:Zeng Xiaoxian,you re the host, aren t you?曾小贤，你就是那个主持人吧？(Yes yes yes, she knew me! I have a hope, I have a hope!)（是是是，她认识我！我有希望了，我有希望了！）We used to be coll

16、eagues! I used to work in a radio station,making a program called the crystal love5文档来源为 :从网络收集整理 .word 版本可编辑 .欢迎下载支持 .文档来源为 : 从网络收集整理 .word 版本可编辑 .欢迎下载支持 .program我们以前还是同事呢！我以前在电台做一档叫水晶之恋的节目Once: Ohh. That was made by you ! I like listen to each of them, you the really great!曾：奥。原来是你做的！我可喜欢听了，每期都听，你

17、主持的真是太棒了L: Thank you, I think you should go to the hospital, the program host is a old man, I m jus(ha !L: 谢谢，我觉得你应该去医院看一下，那档节目的主持人是个老头子，我只是制片人（哈！）Once: Maybe I made a mistake, since we have worked means together means we still very decree bydestinies, am I right?曾：可能是我搞错了，既然我们共事过说明我们还是很有缘分的对不对？Far

18、more than the fate! It is origin, at that time, My program ratings was bad, near the end of the year overall rating, I think Im must be the bottom, even the resignation are written well but also good to haveyou, you saved me.何止缘分呀！简直是渊源，那时候，我节目收视率一直不好，快到年底总评的时候，我觉得我肯定垫底了，连辞职报告都写好了不过还好有你，你救了我。Once: I dont remember? Will I get