英语中的幽默与笑话课件

感谢您的阅览英语中的幽默与笑话感谢您的阅览英语中的幽默与笑话1Definitionofhumor

fromdictionary---theabilitytolaughandfindthingsfunny---thequalityofbeingfunnyandmakingpeoplelaugh2Definitionofhumor

Loseweighttolive3Loseweighttolive3Kindsofhumorfunnypoemscrosstalk相声funnystoriescomedymime哑剧sketch小品jokes4KindsofhumorfunnypoemscrossCustomer:What’sthatfly(苍蝇)doinginmysoup?Waiter:HeisSwimming,Ithink!joke5Customer:What’sthatfly(苍蝇)TOM'SEXCUSETeacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-GoSlow".汤姆的借口老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"6TOM'SEXCUSE汤姆的借口604MothersentTommytothestoreacrossthestreettobuyagoodboxofmatches.WhenTommycameback,motheraskedhim,”Didyoubuyagoodboxofmatches?”“Yes,Mum.”Tommyreplied,”Ihavetriedthemall.”妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？”“是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。”704MothersentTommytothesto双击此处添加文字Father:Uh,oh,IthinkIjustmadeanillegalright-handturn.Susie:Thatisokay,dad,thepolicemanbehindyoujustdidthesamething!父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。8双击此处Father:Uh,oh,IthinkIjusMother:Whyareyoujumpingupanddown?Tom:I'vejusttakensomemedicineandIforgottoshakethebottle.妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的？汤姆：我刚吃完药，可我忘了先摇动瓶子了9Mother:Whyareyoujumpingup010203040506070809"Arewepoisonous?"theyoungsnakeaskedhismother."Yes,dear,"shereplied–"Whydoyouask?""CauseI'vejustbittenmytongue!"“我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？”“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”10010203040506070809"ArewepoisComedyconsistsoftypesofentertainment,suchasplaysandfilms,orparticularscenesinthem,thatareintendedtomakepeoplelaugh.Acomedyisaplay,film,ortelevisionprogrammethatisintendedtomakepeoplelaughComedies11ComedyconsistsoftypesofenCharlieChaplinmime哑剧Mimeistheuseofmovementsandgesturesinordertoexpresssomethingortellastorywithoutusingspeech.12CharlieChaplinmime哑剧Mimeissketch小品Asketchisashorthumorouspieceofacting,usuallyformingpartofacomedyshow.13sketch小品AsketchisashorthuCrosstalk14Crosstalk14Dearwhite,somethingyougottoknow,

WhenIwasborn,Iwasblack.

WhenIgrowup,Iamblack.

WhenI'munderthesun,I'mblack.WhenI'mcold,I'mblack.

WhenI'mafraid,I'mblack.

WhenI'msick,I'mblack

WhenIdie,I'mstillblack

Funnystoryyou---whitepeople,

Whenyouwereborn,youwerepink.

Whenyougrowup,youbecomewhite.

You'reredunderthesun

You'rebluewhenyou'recold.

Youareyellowwhenyou'reafraid.

You'regreenwhenyou'resick.

You'regraywhenyoudie.

Andyou,callme"color"?黑人的幽默15Dearwhite,somethingyougotImportanceofhumorLookingaround,you’llfindthatpeopleprefertostaywithhumorouspersons,andquitealotofpeoplearecultivatingtheirsensesofhumor.Asenseofhumor,God‘sgreatestgifttomankind,isuniversallyconsideredthemostvaluablepersonality.Itisbornwithineveryperson‘sheart,buthastobecultivated.16ImportanceofhumorLookingarHumorchangesourmoodIfyouareangrywithsomeone(orviceversa),oftenalittlebitofhumorcanhelptolightenthemoodandhelpresolvethedifferences.Ifthereissomethingsad,alittlebitofhumorcanhelpyougetoutofthat.Humorhelpsustoovercomethedifficultiesoflife.Humorallowsustotakeastepbackandseethethingsthatareimportantinlife.17HumorchangesourmoodIfyouaHumormakesyoupopularItconducestoothers’feelingthatyouareeasygoingandaccessible,whichmakesyoulookmoreattractive.Thus,resultinpeopleopeningtheirheartstomakefriendswithyou.18HumormakesyoupopularItconSummaryApersonwithouthumorisjustlikeaspringwithoutflowers,orlikeadishwithoutseasoning.Humorcanimprovephysicalaswellasmentalwell-being.Ithelpsusbearourburdens,lessenourtension,overcomeourfrustrationandkeepgoodtermswithothers.Asenseofhumorisreallyoneofthekeystohappiness.Itgivesfunandzesttolifetomakeitworthliving.19SummaryApersonwithouthumor

Facingtheocean,春暖花开

Enjoylifeandwewillbesuccessful.Ihopewecankeepsmile.20

Facingtheocean,春暖花开

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cannotletamenlookafterchildrendeterminedly29Fromthepicture，weknow，

canPS30PS30DoyouknowGuodegang?31DoyouknowGuodegang?31ThisisthejourneytotheWestversionofGuoDegang

这是西游记版郭德纲32ThisisthejourneytotheWesThisistheyoungGuoDegang

这是郭德纲小时候33ThisistheyoungGuoDegang

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人生不易，全靠演技42Lifeisnoteasy，byacting

人生434344444545Dr.Feng46Dr.Feng46感谢您的阅览英语中的幽默与笑话感谢您的阅览英语中的幽默与笑话47Definitionofhumor

fromdictionary---theabilitytolaughandfindthingsfunny---thequalityofbeingfunnyandmakingpeoplelaugh48Definitionofhumor

Loseweighttolive49Loseweighttolive3Kindsofhumorfunnypoemscrosstalk相声funnystoriescomedymime哑剧sketch小品jokes50KindsofhumorfunnypoemscrossCustomer:What’sthatfly(苍蝇)doinginmysoup?Waiter:HeisSwimming,Ithink!joke51Customer:What’sthatfly(苍蝇)TOM'SEXCUSETeacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-GoSlow".汤姆的借口老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"52TOM'SEXCUSE汤姆的借口604MothersentTommytothestoreacrossthestreettobuyagoodboxofmatches.WhenTommycameback,motheraskedhim,”Didyoubuyagoodboxofmatches?”“Yes,Mum.”Tommyreplied,”Ihavetriedthemall.”妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？”“是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。”5304MothersentTommytothesto双击此处添加文字Father:Uh,oh,IthinkIjustmadeanillegalright-handturn.Susie:Thatisokay,dad,thepolicemanbehindyoujustdidthesamething!父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。54双击此处Father:Uh,oh,IthinkIjusMother:Whyareyoujumpingupanddown?Tom:I'vejusttakensomemedicineandIforgottoshakethebottle.妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的？汤姆：我刚吃完药，可我忘了先摇动瓶子了55Mother:Whyareyoujumpingup010203040506070809"Arewepoisonous?"theyoungsnakeaskedhismother."Yes,dear,"shereplied–"Whydoyouask?""CauseI'vejustbittenmytongue!"“我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？”“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”56010203040506070809"ArewepoisComedyconsistsoftypesofentertainment,suchasplaysandfilms,orparticularscenesinthem,thatareintendedtomakepeoplelaugh.Acomedyisaplay,film,ortelevisionprogrammethatisintendedtomakepeoplelaughComedies57ComedyconsistsoftypesofenCharlieChaplinmime哑剧Mimeistheuseofmovementsandgesturesinordertoexpresssomethingortellastorywithoutusingspeech.58CharlieChaplinmime哑剧Mimeissketch小品Asketchisashorthumorouspieceofacting,usuallyformingpartofacomedyshow.59sketch小品AsketchisashorthuCrosstalk60Crosstalk14Dearwhite,somethingyougottoknow,

WhenIwasborn,Iwasblack.

WhenIgrowup,Iamblack.

WhenI'munderthesun,I'mblack.WhenI'mcold,I'mblack.

WhenI'mafraid,I'mblack.

WhenI'msick,I'mblack

WhenIdie,I'mstillblack

Funnystoryyou---whitepeople,

Whenyouwereborn,youwerepink.

Whenyougrowup,youbecomewhite.

You'reredunderthesun

You'rebluewhenyou'recold.

Youareyellowwhenyou'reafraid.

You'regreenwhenyou'resick.

You'regraywhenyoudie.

Andyou,callme"color"?黑人的幽默61Dearwhite,somethingyougotImportanceofhumorLookingaround,you’llfindthatpeopleprefertostaywithhumorouspersons,andquitealotofpeoplearecultivatingtheirsensesofhumor.Asenseofhumor,God‘sgreatestgifttomankind,isuniversallyconsideredthemostvaluablepersonality.Itisbornwithineveryperson‘sheart,buthastobecultivated.62ImportanceofhumorLookingarHumorchangesourmoodIfyouareangrywithsomeone(orviceversa),oftenalittlebitofhumorcanhelptolightenthemoodandhelpresolvethedifferences.Ifthereissomethingsad,alittlebitofhumorcanhelpyougetoutofthat.Humorhelpsustoovercomethedifficultiesoflife.Humorallowsustotakeastepbackandseethethingsthatareimportantinlife.63HumorchangesourmoodIfyouaHumormakesyoupopularItconducestoothers’feelingthatyouareeasygoingandaccessible,whichmakesyoulookmoreattractive.Thus,resultinpeopleopeningtheirheartstomakefriendswithyou.64HumormakesyoupopularItconSummaryApersonwithouthumorisjustlikeaspringwithoutflowers,orlikeadishwithoutseasoning.Humorcanimprovephysicalaswellasmentalwell-being.Ithelpsusbearourburdens,lessenourtension,overcomeourfrustrationandkeepgoodtermswithothers.Asenseofhumorisreallyoneofthekeystohappiness.Itgivesfunandzesttolifetomakeitworthliving.65SummaryApersonwithouthumor

Facingtheocean,春暖花开

Enjoylifeandwewillbesuccessful.Ihopewecankeepsmile.66

Facingtheocean,春暖花开

EnjoySomefunnypictures67Somefunnypictures21Fatherandbaby68Fatherandbaby22Usually，

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