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-.z.总有人问我是否认识泰勒·德顿PeoplealwaysaskmeifIknowTylerDurden.还剩三分钟Threeminutes.尘埃落定一切归零Thisisit.Groundzero.要不要为这伟大的时刻发表两句感言呢Wouldyouliketosayafewwordstomarktheoccasion"嘴里塞着把枪你只能嘟嘟囔囔Withagunbarrelbetweenyourteeth,youspeakonlyinvowels.我想不出要说什么Ican'tthinkofanything.有一会泰勒的控制爆破方案Forasecond,Itotallyforgetabout我已经忘得一干二净Tyler'swholecontrolleddemolitionthing,心里只琢磨着那枪到底有多脏andIwonderhowcleanthatgunis.越来越刺激了It'sgettinge*citingnow.俗话说人们总是伤害自己爱的人Thatoldthing,howyoualwayshurttheoneyoulove.其实也会爱上他伤害的人Well,itworksbothways.这出爆炸大戏我们坐享头排Wehavefront-rowseatsforthistheaterofmassdestruction.混沌行动的爆破组TheDemolitionsmitteeofProjectMayhem已经在十二栋建筑的地基柱旁wrappedthefoundationscolumnsof12buildings布置了爆胶withblastinggelatin.两分钟内主引爆器将引爆所有炸弹Intwominutes,primarychargeswillblowbasecharges把好几个街区炸成断壁残垣andafewsquareblockswillbereducedtosmoulderingrubble.泰勒知道这些所以我也知道IknowthisbecauseTylerknowsthis.两分三十秒回想下我们的成就吧Twoandahalf.Thinkofeverythingwe'veacplished.突然间我发现这一切AndsuddenlyIrealizethatallofthis,枪支炸药革命thegun,thebombs,therevolution,都和一个叫玛拉·辛格的女人有关hasgotsomethingtodowithagirlnamedMarlaSinger.鲍勃鲍勃有一对大奶子Bob.Bobhadbitchtits.{\pos(187.332,68.444)}一起继续做男人这是个睾丸癌患者互助会Thiswasasupportgroupformenwithtesticularcancer.这个把我抱个满怀的家伙就是鲍勃Thebigmoosieslobberingalloverme,thatwasBob.我们仍然是男人We'restillmen.没错我们是男人Yes,we'remen.如假包换的男人Meniswhatweare.鲍勃八个月前切除了睾丸并承受激素疗法EightmonthsagoBob'stesticleswereremoved.Thenhormonetherapy.他睾丸素水平过高刺激雌激素分泌Hedevelopedbitchtitsbecausehistestosteronewastoohigh,导致他长了对大奶子andhisbodyuppedtheoestrogen.使我可以...ThatwaswhereIfit...他们又要给我开刀减胸了They'regonnahavetoopenupmypecsagainanddrainthefluid.把头埋在这对带汗的巨乳中间Betweenthosehugesweatingtits如此之大不禁让你猜测上帝的也很宏伟thathungenormous,thewayyou'dthinkofGod'sasbig.好了该你哭了OK,youcrynow.等等倒回去让我从头说起No,wait.Backup.Letmestartearlier.整整六个月我都没法入睡Forsi*months,Icouldn'tsleep.睡不着Icouldn'tsleep.失眠让我如坠梦境Withinsomnia,nothing'sreal.一切都飘忽遥远Everything'sfaraway.一切都是重复重复再重复Everything'sacopyofacopyofacopy.随着外太空探索的深入Whendeepspacee*plorationrampsup,所有天体都要用企业命名it'llbethecorporationsthatnameeverything.IBM星系TheIBMStellarSphere.微软银河系TheMicrosoftGala*y.星巴克星球ThePlanetStarbucks.这周你得出趟差Gonnaneedyououtoftownalittlemorethisweek.有些要紧事处理Wegotsomesomeredflagstocover.那天一定是周二他系了蓝色矢车菊领带ItmusthavebeenTuesday.Hewaswearinghiscornflower-bluetie.你要我在你另行通知前Youwantmetodeprioritizemycurrentreports先放下手头的报告吗untilyouadviseofastatusupgrade"这些紧急这是机票折扣券Maketheseyourprimary"actionitems".Here'syourflightcoupons.有问题就打我Callmefromtheroadifthere'sanysnags.他精力充分肯定又用拿铁灌肠了Hewasfullofpep.Musthavehadhisgrandelatteenema.和多数人一样我也深陷在Likesomanyothers,Ihadbeeaslave宜家室内装潢的广告中totheIkeanestinginstinct.是的我想订购那套Yes.I'dliketoorder艾瑞卡贝卡利防尘被套theErikaPekkaridustruffles.-请稍等-只要看到设计巧妙的东西-Pleasehold.-IfIsawsomethingclever,好比有阴阳图案的小咖啡桌likealittlecoffeetableintheshapeofayin-yang,我一定会买Ihadtohaveit.科利浦个人办公组合TheKlipskpersonalofficeunit.牵引式固定脚踏车TheHovetrekkehomee*erbike.或是绿色横纹的奥汉莎沙发OrtheOhamshabsofawiththeStrinnegreenstripepattern.甚至是采用EventheRyslampawirelamps可再生纸制灯罩的莱斯浪帕吊灯ofenvironmentally-friendlyunbleachedpaper.我一边翻着产品目录一边想I'dflipthroughcataloguesandwonder"哪种餐具才能展现我的个性""Whatkindofdiningsetdefinesmeasaperson""结果我全都买了Ihaditall.包括那些可以看到内部的气泡和小瑕疵Eventheglassdisheswithtinybubblesandimperfections,以证明是由淳朴勤劳的手工业者proofthattheywerecraftedbythehonest,亲手制造的玻璃盘子至于是在哪儿造的simplehard-working,indigenouspeoplesof...-请稍等-管他呢-Pleasehold.-Wherever.我等着呢Iwasholding.以前找刺激得看**书刊Weusedtoreadpornography.现在得看家居杂志的产品目录NowitwastheHorchowcollection.-不失眠不会致命-嗜睡症呢-No.Youcan'tdieofinsomnia.-Whataboutnarcolepsy"突然睡着醒来时却在完全陌生的地方Inodoff,Iwakeupinstrangeplaces.根本不知道我是怎么到那儿的IhavenoideahowIgotthere.你得学会放松Youneedtolightenup.你就给我开点药吧Canyoupleasejustgivemesomething"红蓝相间的吐诺尔[安眠药]口红色的速可眠RedandblueTuinals,lipstick-redSeconals...不行你需要安康自然的睡眠No.Youneedhealthy,naturalsleep.嚼些缬草根[放松肌肉]多锻炼身体Chewsomevalerianrootandgetmoree*ercise.拜托Hey,eon.-我很痛苦的-你这也算痛苦-I'minpain.-Youwannaseepain"周二晚上去趟第一卫理公会SwingbyFirstMethodist,Tuesdaynights.看看那些患了睾丸癌的人们Seetheguyswithtesticularcancer.那才叫痛苦That'spain.我一直想要三个孩子两男一女Ialwayswantedthreekids...twoboysandagirl.敏迪却想要两女一男Mindywantedtwogirlsandaboy.我俩的意见从没统一过Wenevercouldagreeonanything.我她Well,I...She...她上周生了第一个宝宝Shehadherfirstchildlastweek.是个女孩Agirl.是她她的新任老公的With...withher...withhernewhusband.妈的Fuck!感谢上帝啊ThankGod,youknow...我真为她快乐I'mgladforher.这是她应得的Becauseshedeserves...请大家感谢托马斯分享他的故事Everyone,let'sthankThomasforsharinghimselfwithus.谢谢你托马斯Thankyou,Thomas.环视这房间我看到了各位的勇气Ilookaroundthisroom,andIseealotofcourage.这勇气给予了我力量Andthatgivesmestrength.我们相互给予着力量Wegiveeachotherstrength.现在是一对一时间It'stimefortheone-on-ones.就让我们像托马斯那样Solet'sallofusfollow向对方敞开心扉吧Thomas'sgoode*ampleandreallyopenourselvesup.请大家自行寻找伙伴Couldyoufindyourpartner"我就这样认识了大咪咪AndthisishowImetthebigmoosie.他早已热泪盈眶Hiseyesalreadyshrink-wrappedintears.膝盖摩挲踱着小碎步向我走来Kneestogether.Thoseawkwardlittlesteps.-我叫鲍勃-鲍勃-MynameisBob.-Bob"鲍勃曾是位健美冠军Bobhadbeenachampionbodybuilder.你看过午夜电视里播的健胸节目吗Youknowthatcheste*pansionprogrammeonlate-nightTV"就是他提的主意Thatwashisidea.我曾经用过禁药Iwasajuicer.我服用过类固醇Youknow,usingsteroids"戴伯诺和威斯特骆Diabonalandwisterol.上帝啊那本来是给赛马用的Oh,theyusethatonracehorses,forChristsakes.现在我破产了离婚了AndnowI'mbankrupt.I'mdivorced.我的两个孩子都不肯接我Mytwogrownkidswon'tevenreturnmyphonecalls.一个陌生人如此坦诚相待Strangerswiththiskindofhonesty让我突然有些不知所措makemegoabig,rubberyone.到你了科尼利厄斯Goahead...Cornelius.想哭就哭吧Youcancry.然后奇迹发生了我哭出来了Andthen...somethinghappened.Iletgo.这样很不错That'sreallygood.迷失在虚无中Lostinoblivion.在黑暗与宁静中找到自我Darkandsilentandplete.我找到了自由摒弃一切希望便得自由Ifoundfreedom.Losingallhopewasfreedom.没关系It'sOK.婴儿都没我睡得沉Babiesdon'tsleepthiswell.然后我就上瘾了Ibecameaddicted.我一言不发的话IfIdidn'tsayanything别人总会对我的情况作最坏的猜测peoplealwaysassumedtheworst.他们哭得越凶我就哭得越凶Theycriedharder,thenIcriedharder.现在来翻开那扇绿门翻开你内心的脉轮Nowwe'regoingtoopenthegreendoor,theheartchakra.我并非真的不久人世Iwasn'treallydying.我没有癌症也没寄生虫Iwasn'thosttocancerorparasites.世界在我周围喧嚣Iwasthewarmlittlecenter我内心无比温暖thatthelifeofthisworldcrowdedaround.将你所遭的病痛想象成一道治疗你的白光Imagineyourpainasawhiteballofhealinglight.那光束在你身上游移治愈着你Itmovesoveryourbody,healingyou.继续冥想深呼吸Nowkeepthisgoing.Remembertobreathe,现在走出后门andstepforwardthroughthebackdooroftheroom.它将通向何方呢Wheredoesitlead"通到你的山洞Toyourcave.迈进你的山洞里Stepforwardintoyourcave.就是这样That'sright.慢慢向山洞的深处前行You'regoingdeeperintoyourcave.你将在那发现Andyou'regoingtofind你的灵魂动物yourpoweranimal.滑呀Slide.每个黄昏我都会死去EveryeveningIdied.每个黄昏我又会重生AndeveryeveningIwasbornagain.脱胎换骨Resurrected.鲍勃以为我也切除了睾丸所以总和我搭伴Boblovedmebecausehethoughtmytesticleswereremovedtoo.来到互助会倚在他奶子上Beingthere,pressedagainsthistits,准备痛哭一场readytocry.简直像休假一样Thiswasmyvacation.而她的到来毁了这一切Andsheruinedeverything.是癌症互助会吧Thisiscancer,right"这个妞玛拉·辛格Thischick,MarlaSinger,根本没有睾丸癌didnothavetesticularcancer.她就是个骗子Shewasaliar.她根本什么病都没有Shehadnodiseasesatall.我在周四的"远离疾病"IhadseenheratFreeAndClear,血液寄生虫患者互助会里见过她mybloodparasitesgroup,Thursdays.还有"希望"镰状细胞贫血症互助会ThenatHope,mybimonthlysickle-cellcircle.以及周五晚的"把握当下"肺结核互助会Andagain,atSeizeTheDay,mytuberculosis,Fridaynight.玛拉Marla,这个观光客thebigtourist.她的谎话揭穿了我的谎话Herliereflectedmylie.我突然失去了之前的感觉Andsuddenly,Ifeltnothing.我哭不出来了所以又一次Icouldn'tcry.Soonceagain,我失眠了Icouldn'tsleep.下次互助会引导冥想完毕Ne*tgroup,afterguidedmeditation,敞开脉轮之后开场拥抱的时候afterweopenourheartchakras,whenit'stimetohug,我要抓住玛拉·辛格那贱人大喊I'mgonnagrabthatbitch,MarlaSinger,andscream.玛拉你个大骗子观光客我需要这个快滚Marla,youliar!Youbigtourist,Ineedthis!Now,getout!我已经四天没合眼了Ihadn'tsleptinfourdays.我们等它风干之后We'lljustletthatdry...患上失眠症就没法真正入睡Whenyouhaveinsomnia,you'reneverreallyasleep.但也不曾真正清醒Andyou'reneverreallyawake.作为今天的开场白Tobegintonight'smunion,克洛伊想对大家说几句Chloewouldliketosayafewwords.对了克洛伊Oh,yeah.Chloe.克洛伊看起来就像是一具ChloelookedthewayMerylStreep'sskeletonwouldlook会动会笑的梅丽尔·斯特里普的骨架ifyoumadeitsmileandwalkaroundtheparty,对每个人都非常和蔼beinge*tranicetoeverybody.我还活着Well,I'mstillhere.虽然不知道还能活多久ButIdon'tknowforhowlong.也没人能给我个准确的答案That'sasmuchcertaintyasanyonecangiveme.但我也有一些好消息ButI'vegotsomegoodnews.我再也不畏惧死亡了Inolongerhaveanyfearofdeath.可是我现在好寂寞But...Iaminaprettylonelyplace.没人愿意和我上床No-onewillhavese*withme.我就快死了I'msoclosetotheend,我只希望最后做一次爱andallIwantistogetlaidforthelasttime.我在家准备了**电影Ihavepornographicmoviesinmyapartment,-还有润滑剂和春药-谢谢你克洛伊-andlubricantsandamylnitrite.-Thankyou,Chloe.请大家感谢克洛伊的发言Everyone,let'sthankChloe.谢谢你克洛伊Thankyou,Chloe.现在准备跟我进入冥想Now,let'sreadyourselvesforguidedmeditation.你正站在你山洞的入口处You'restandingattheentranceofyourcave.你踏入山洞缓步向前Youstepinsideyourcaveandyouwalk.如果真得了肿瘤我就叫它玛拉IfIdidhaveatumor,I'dnameitMarla.玛拉Marla.就像那种长在你嘴边的溃疡一样Thelittlescratchontheroofofyourmouth只要忍住不舔就能愈合thatwouldhealifyoucouldstoptonguingit.可你就是忍不住Butyoucan't.慢慢向深处前行Deeperintoyourcaveasyouwalk.你会感到一股治愈的能量环绕着你Youfeelahealingenergyinthisplaceallaroundyou.现在找到你的灵魂动物Nowfindyourpoweranimal.滑啊Slide.好了该分组了OK.Let'spartnerup.选一个你心目中特别的人吧Picksomeonespecialtoyoutonight.-我们得谈谈-好的-Weneedtotalk.-Sure.-我知道你的事-什么-I'montoyou.-What"你就是个骗子根本不会死Yeah.You'reafaker.You'renotdying.什么Sorry"按照藏传佛法IntheTibetan-philosophy,或是希尔维亚·普拉斯[诗人]的理论人终有一死Sylvia-Plathsenseoftheword,Iknowwe'realldying.-但你不像克洛伊那样生命垂危-所以呢-Butyou'renotdyingthewayChloebackthere'sdying.-So"你就是个观光客我见过你Soyou'reatourist.I'veseenyou.在黑素瘤互助会和肺结核互助会都见过Isawyouatmelanoma,Isawyouattuberculosis.甚至在睾丸癌互助会也见过你Isawyouattesticularcancer!你之前练过了吧Isawyoupractisingthis.-练什么-数落我这一大段-Practisingwhat"-Tellingmeoff.效果和你预期的一样吗鲁珀特Isitgoingaswellasyouhoped,Rupert"我要去揭露你I'lle*poseyou.请便我也会揭露你Goahead.I'lle*poseyou.拥抱彼此哭出来吧Allright.etogether.Letyourselvescry.天哪你为什么要这么做Oh,God.Whyareyoudoingthis"来这比看电影廉价还有免费咖啡喝It'scheaperthanamovieandthere'sfreecoffee.听着这对我很重要这是我的互助组Look,thisisimportant.Thesearemygroups.我已经在这待了一年多了I'vebeeningforoverayear.-你又是为什么来这-不知道-Whydoyoudoit"-Idon'tknow.别人以为你快死时才会用心听你而非Whenpeoplethinkyou'redying,theylistentoyouinsteadofjust...而非充耳不闻只等着轮到自己发言Insteadofjustwaitingfortheirturntospeak.没错没错Yeah.Yeah.毫无保存地翻开心扉吧Shareyourself,pletely.听着继续下去你会懊悔的Look,youdon'twanttogetintothis.-这会让你上瘾的-真的吗-Itbeesanaddiction.-Really"我没开玩笑如果还有个骗子I'mnotkidding.Ican'tcry我是哭不出来的而我需要这个ifanotherfakerispresent,andIneedthis.你换个地方消遣吧Soyougottafindsomewhereelsetogo.自己去癌症病房当志愿陪聊呗Candy-stripeacancerward.你哭不哭关我屁事It'snotmyproblem.等一下别走No,waitasecond.Holdon.这样吧我们平分行吗Itellyou,we'llsplituptheweek,OK"淋巴瘤和肺结核互助会给你Youtakelymphomaandtuberculosis.肺结核那个你留着吧抽着烟不好混过去Youtaketuberculosis.Mysmokingdoesn'tgooveratall.好的那睾丸癌互助会应该没争议OK.Good.Fine.Testicularcancershouldbenocontest.理论上说我比你更有资格去那Technically,Ihavemorerighttobetherethanyou.起码你的蛋蛋都还健在Youstillhaveyourballs.-开玩笑吧-不知道像吗-You'rekidding.-Idunno.AmI"不不No.No.-你要什么-我要寄生虫那俩-Whatdoyouwant"-I'lltaketheparasites.你不能两个都要Youcan'thaveboththeparasites,不如你去血液寄生虫吧butwhydon'tyoutakethebloodparasites"我想要脑部寄生虫Iwantbrainparasites.那血液那个归我I'lltakethebloodparasites,我还要器质性脑痴呆butI'mgonnataketheorganicbraindementia.-那个我要-和脑子有关的不能都给你吧-Iwantthat.-Youcan'thavethewholebrain.现在你有四个我只有两个Sofar,youhavefour.Ionlyhavetwo.好吧寄生虫的都给你归你了OK.Takeboththeparasites.They'reyours.现在我们都有三个了Nowwebothhavethree...喂你衣服掉了一半了都Hey!Youlefthalfyourclothes.-什么你是拿来卖的-没错-What,areyousellingthose"-Yes!我来卖几件衣服I'msellingsomeclothes!所以一人三个一共是六个了So!Weeachhavethree.That'ssi*.那第七天的呢我要肠癌互助会Whatabouttheseventhday"Iwantascendingbowelcancer.这个女人下过一番功夫Thegirlhaddoneherhomework.不成肠癌是我的No.No.Iwantbowelcancer.那也是你的最爱哈That'syourfavoritetoo"-跟我抢啊-好吧我们分了它-Triedtoslipitbyme,eh"-Look,we'llsplitit.每月第一和第三个周日归你TakethefirstandthirdSundayofthemonth.成交Deal.好似该说再见了Lookslikethisisgoodbye.千万别小题大做Let'snotmakeabigthingoutofit.看我这算不算小题大做How'sthisfornotmakingabigthing"玛拉Hey,Marla!玛拉Marla!或许我们该留个Maybeweshoulde*changenumbers.有必要吗Shouldwe"-万一想换换口味呢-好吧-Wemightwannaswitchnights.-OK.我就是这样认识玛拉·辛格的ThisishowImetMarlaSinger.玛拉的人生哲学是她随时都可能死掉Marla'sphilosophyoflifewasthatshemightdieatanymoment.悲剧之处在于她一直都没死Thetragedy,shesaid,wasthatshedidn't.你忘写名字了你叫什么科尼利厄斯鲁珀特Itdoesn'thaveyourname!Whoareyou"Cornelius"Rupert"*维斯到底是哪个蠢名字Travis"Anyofthestupidnamesyougiveeachnight"你在西雅图机场醒来YouwakeupatSeaTac.或是达拉斯沃思堡机场DallasFortWorth.太平洋山区或者中部不断变换时区Pacific.Mountain.Central.Loseanhour.Gainanhour.您乘坐的航班两小时后Thecheck-inforthatflightdoesn'tbegin才开场办理登机手续先生foranothertwohours,sir.这就是你的生命正一分一分的消逝Thisisyourlife,andit'sendingoneminuteatatime.你在哈柏国际机场[凤凰城]醒来YouwakeupatAirHarborInternational.如果在不同时间于不同地点醒来Ifyouwakeupatadifferenttime,inadifferentplace,会不会变成不同的人呢couldyouwakeupasadifferentperson"不管到哪都尽量从简EverywhereItravel,tinylife.一次性的砂糖包和奶脂Single-servingsugar,single-servingcream.一盒黄油Singlepatofbutter.微波炉加热的法式航空套餐Themicrowavecordonbleuhobbykit.洗发护发旅行包Shampoo-conditionerbos.试用装牙刷组小块肥皂Sample-packagemouthwash.Tinybarsofsoap.飞机上每次遇到的人ThepeopleImeetoneachflight,都只是"一次性"的朋友they'resingle-servingfriends.在起飞和降落间我们共享一段时光Betweentakeoffandlanding,wehaveourtimetogether.仅此而已That'sallweget.欢送Wele!假以时日Onalongenoughtimeline,没人能逃过死亡的召唤thesurvivalrateforeveryonedropstozero.我是个召回协调员我的工作就是套用公式Iwasarecallcoordinator.Myjobwastoapplytheformula.婴儿是从挡风玻璃这飞出来的好个三分Theinfantwentthroughthewindshield.3points.我公司产的一辆新车Anewcarbuiltbymypany以90公里的速度驶离*个地方leavessomewheretravelingat60mph.后差速器突然锁死Thereardifferentiallocksup.有个小孩的牙套卡在了烟灰缸里Theteenager'sbracesarestucktotheashtray.拿来当戒烟广告的创意不错Mightmakeagoodanti-smokingad.撞车后起火把人都困死在了里面Thecarcrashesandburnswitheveryonetrappedinside.所以我们需要召回这款车么Now,shouldweinitiatearecall"这爸爸一定很胖Thefathermusthavebeenhuge.看脂肪烧过的痕迹还有涤纶衬衫Seewherethefatburnedtotheseat"Thepolyestershirt"真有现代艺术感Verymodernart.将这辆车的售出量ATakethenumberofvehiclesinthefield,A.乘以发生故障的概率BMultiplyitbytheprobablerateoffailure,B.再乘以庭外和解需要的平均费用CMultiplytheresultbytheaverageout-of-courtsettlement,C.A乘以B再乘以CAtimesBtimesC等于*equals*.如果召回的费用大于*If*islessthanthecostofarecall,我们就不召回wedon'tdoone.这种事故很多吗Aretherealotofthesekindsofaccidents"多到你无法想象Youwouldn'tbelieve.你在哪家汽车公司工作Whichcarpanydoyouworkfor"一家大公司Amajorone.每次飞机起飞或降落进展大角度倾斜时Everytimetheplanebankedtoosharplyontakeofforlanding,我都祈祷飞时机坠毁或者撞机Iprayedforacrashoramidaircollision.什么事故都行Anything.出差时死于意外事故保险公司会三倍赔偿Lifeinsurancepaysofftripleifyoudieonabusinesstrip.如您坐在紧急出口附近Ifyouareseatedinanemergencye*itrow却不能或不愿履行andwouldbeunableorunwillingtoperformtheduties平安卡上所列出的职责listedonthesafetycard,请向乘务员要求调换座位"pleaseaskaflightattendanttoreseatyou.{\pos(216.001,186.667)}紧急出口还真是责任重大It'salotofresponsibility.想不想换座位Wannaswitchseats"算了我觉得我做不到No.I'mnotsureI'mthemanforthatparticularjob.三万英尺高空的紧急出口Ane*it-doorprocedureat30,000ft.出去能平安吗Theillusionofsafety.我也这么想Yeah.Iguessso.知道为什么飞机上会有氧气面罩吗Youknowwhytheyputo*ygenmasksonplanes"-为了让你能呼吸呗-因为氧气会让你兴奋-Soyoucanbreathe.-O*ygengetsyouhigh.遇到灾难性事故时你会紧张地大口喘气Inacatastrophicemergency,youtakegiantpanicbreaths.突然你就会镇定下来内心坦然Suddenlyyoubeeeuphoric,docile.承受自己的命运Youacceptyourfate.都在这写着呢It'sallrighthere.紧急水上降落时速960公里Emergencywaterlanding,600mph.面无表情印度教的牛神一样Blankfaces.CalmasHinducows.这That's...是个很有意思的理论That'saninterestingtheory.-你是干什么的-什么意思-Whatdoyoudo"-Whatdoyoumean"你靠什么营生的Whatdoyoudoforaliving"问这干什么好假装自己感兴趣吗Why"Soyoucanpretendyou'reinterested"好吧Ok.你的笑中有种病态的绝望感Youhaveakindofsickdesperationinyourlaugh.咱俩的手提箱一模一样Wehavethee*actsamebriefcase.肥皂Soap.-什么-我是制造和销售肥皂的-Sorry"-ImakeandIsellsoap.文明的准绳Theyardstickofcivilization.我就是这么认识了AndthisishowImet...泰勒·德顿TylerDurden.你知道把等量的汽油Didyouknow,ifyoumi*edequalpartsofgasoline和冰冻浓缩橙汁混合能制成凝固汽油弹吗andfrozenorangejuiceconcentrate,youcanmakenapalm"-不不知道真的吗-真的-No,Ididnotknowthat.Isthattrue"-That'sright.用简单的家居用品能造出各种炸弹Onecanmakeallkindsofe*plosiveswithsimplehouseholditems.-真的假的-只要你想-Really"-Ifonewassoinclined.泰勒到目前为止Tyler,youarebyfarthemostinteresting你是我"一次性"朋友中最有趣的一个single-servingfriendIhaveevermet.飞机上所有的东西都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