短小而又简单的英文诗

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笑话的消遣作用可以减轻人的心理压力,促进身体健康。我用心收集了七年级较短的简朴英文笑话，供大家赏识学习!

七年级较短的简朴英文笑话：WhoIsIt?

Ashipwaspassingbyadesert(荒无人烟的)island,wherestoodamanwhowasshoutingandwavingwildly.

"Whoisit?'thepassengersaskedthecaptain.

"Idontknow.Whenwepasshereeverymonth,healwaysdoesthesame.'

七年级较短的简朴英文笑话：crawlinghome

Asolidlookingguywassittinginabar,drinkingaway.Suddenlyhesaidtothebartender,Ihavetogohomeorthewifewillbemad,sheisalwaysopposedtomydrinkingsayingthiswouldspoilmyhealth.(atthispointhewasloadeddrunk)

Heclimbeddownfromthebarstool,andfellflatonhisface.ThemanthensaidIcantwalkandIdidnthavethatmuchtodrink?.Hegotuptogiveitanothertry,thistimethesamethinghappenedandhefallsflatonhisface.HesaidwithdespairIhavetogethomesomewayorthewifewillkillmeifIdontgethomesoon!

Hegotanideaofcrawlinghome,soawayhewentcrawlinghome.Hecrawleduptohisapartmentandslowlysnuckintobedwithhiswifetryingnottowakeher.

Thenextmorninghewokeuptoseehiswiferunningintheroom.Shesaid,youwereoutdrinkingagainlastnightwerentyou!Themanrepliedwithdiscouragement,NOWAY!AndthewifesaidYOULIAR!Idespiseyou!Thebartenderjustcalledandsaidyouleftyourwheelchairattheclubagainlastnight!

七年级较短的简朴英文笑话：TheManUpstairs

Mr.Johnsonis65andretirednow.Becauseheisaverygooddoctor,alotofpeoplestillcometoaskhimtolookthemover.Hesverybusyinthedaytimeandwantedtohaveagoodrestatnight.

Severalweeksago,ayoungmanmovedintheroomupstairs.Everynight,theyoungmanuptairscamebacklate.Healwaystookoffhisshoesandthrewthemonthefloor.Atthistime,thedoctorwastryingtosleep.Buteverynightheheardthenoiseupstairs.Bang!Oneshoe.Bang!Theothershoe.Itwastoobad.Thedoctorfounditwasverydifficulttogettosleepandhewasratherangrywiththemanupstairs.

Oneday,thedoctordownstairswenttotalktotheyoungman.Hewentupstairsandknockedatthedoor.Theyoungmanopenedit.Withasmilethedoctorsaid:Imsorrytotroubleyou,sir.

Whatisit?

Well,everytimeyougetbackatnight,youdropyourshoesonthefloor.Ithappenseverynight.Thenoisewakesmeup!Wouldyoupleasenotdothat?

Imverysorry,sir,saidtheyoungman.Iwontdoitagain.

Thenextevening,theyoungmancamebackhomefromworklateasusual.Hewasfeelingverytired.Hetookoffhisfirstshoeandthrewitonthefloor.Thenherememberedthedoctordownstairs.Sohetookoffthesecondshoeandputitonthefloorveryquietly.Hehadhissupper,listenedtotheredio,readanewspaperandthenwenttobed.Hewasjustfallingasleepwhentherewasaloudknockatthedoor.Heopeneditandsawthedoctorfromdownstairs.

Please!saidthedoctorfromdownstairs.Pleasedroptheothershoe!Iwaswaitingforthesoundoftheothershoes!Icantgettosleep!

七年级较短的简朴英文笑话：atemysocks

JimmyandKathyarenewlywedsinthehoneymoonsuiteontheirweddingnight,andKathysinthebathroom.asJimmysgettingunderdressedhesaystohimself,"howamIgongtotellher?'howamIgoingtotellmynewwifethatIhavetheworldssmelliestfeet?'thenhethrowshissocksunderthebed.Kathywalksoutofthebathroomandtoochickentofaceher,Jimmyrunspastherandhegoesintothebathroom.Kathysitsintheedgeofthebedandsaystoherself,'howamIgoingtotellhim?HowamIgoingtotellmyhusbandthatIhavetheworldsworstbreath?Ivegottotellhim.'JustthenJimmywalkoutofthebathroom.Kathyrunsuptohim,givehimahugewetkiss,pullsbackandsays,"HoneyIvegottotellyousomething.'Jimmysays,yeahIknow.youjustatemysocks.'

七年级较短的简朴英文笑话：单身汉

Jackfeelloffhisbicycleandgothurt.Abeautifulyoungnurseaskedhimtofillforms.Jackfinishedthemandgavethemback.Anythingelse?Thenurseasked.Yes,Jackthinksfo