超级大坏蛋电影学英语剧本中英台词word格式(排版好可打印)

至今我的生活是这样Here'ssofar:蹲过大牢失去过梦中情人lostofdreams,被狠狠扁过andgotbuttkickedprettygood.仍然事情得更加糟糕thingscouldaworse.噢对Oh,that's我就要摔成肉饼了I'mtodeath.不是吧Guesstheycan't.你也许会问怎会如此结?How'ditallcomethis,youask?结局早已是注定的Myendstartsatthebeginning.从最初就注定了Theverybeginning.是的那就我Yes,that'sme.我有一个非常正常的童年Ifairlystandardchildhood.我出生于你们所说的破碎的家Icamefrom,whatyoumightcall,ahome.字面意义上的破碎Literallybroken.

实用文案这是你的跟班他照顾你的Hereyourminion.Hewilltakecareofyou.还有这个你的奶嘴Andhereis你的命运是..Youaredestined我没有听清楚最后的那一部分不过起来很重要Ididn'tquitehearthatlastpart,butitsoundedimportant....二一-命是?one.-Destinedforwhat?我出发去寻找我的人生Isetouttofinddestiny.另一个格兰普象限的小鬼与我的想法完全一致TurnsoutakidtheGlaupunktquadranthadtheexactsameidea.就是那天我遇到了大好人先生..ThatwastheImetMr.GoodyTwo-Shoes......那时我们闪亮的人生轨迹开始...andourgloriousrivalrywasborn.难道这个就是我命运CouldthisbewhatIdestinedfor?奢华的梦幻般的生活Alifewithluxury.显然不是的Apparently就连命运也会按喜好挑选Evenfatepicksfavorites.我在八天大的时候我和我的亲在一起Iwaseightdaysoldandlivingwithparents.很悲剧吧Howsadisthat?显然这个时候该改变了Clearlyitwastimeon.文案大全

没啥big一个截然不同的人生等着我Amuchdifferentfateawaitedme.宝宝真体Ababy!thoughtful.

实用文案噢是是的我到它就想了你Oh,yes.Yes,Iitandthoughtof幸运的是我找到了一个小小的个叫家的地方LuckilyIfoundalovelyplacecallhome.我们能留下它么Canwekeepit?这个地方教育我对和错Aplacetaughtthedifferencesbetweenright...的区别...and大好人先生Mr.GoodyTwo-Shoes,onother过着衣来伸手饭来张口的日子hadlifetohimasilverplatter.我们的宝宝会飞呀Ourbaby是的是的你宝宝最强了亲的Yes,yes,nothingbuttheforyou,darling.飞行能力刀枪不入无发型Theofflight,invulnerability,andgreathair.我又更加更加强的本领ButIsomethingfargreater.强大的智慧.....Myintellect......我有能制造破坏力超强的工具...andknackforbuildingobjectsof在几年的良好表现后Afterfewyears,withsometimeoffforgoodbehavior,我有机会能继续深造...Iwasanopportunitytobettermyselfthroughlearning......通过一个叫学校的奇怪地方astrangeplacecalledshool.文案大全

在那里我再次遇到了大好人先生wastherethatIagainintoGoodyTwo-Shoes.在那里他已经有了他的脑残粉丝团了Healreadyamassedagiganticarmyofsoft-headedgroupies.他用美味食物Heboughttheiraffectionswithshowmanship收买友情andextravagantgiftsofdeliciousness.所以我也要做爆米花然赢得这群盲目份子的喜爱SoI,too,willthispopp-edcornwinoverthosemindlessdrones.熄灯Lightsout.从那时我学到了艰辛的一:That'swhenIlearnedaverylesson:好人总是受到爱戴Goodreceivesthepraiseadulation,干坏事的就是要去蹲墙角whilesentquiet-thecorner.看来我无法合群Sofittinginwasn'treallyanoption.当他们在学唱儿歌时..WhiletheywerelearningItsyBitsy...我在学习如何将生物脱水然后按照意愿水化它们...Ilearneddehydrateanimateobjectsandrehydratethemat有些时候觉只有小跟班和我一起与全世界为敌Somedays,itfeltlikeitwasjustmeMinionagainstworld.不管我怎么努力matterItried,我永远都不合群

Iwasalwaystheoddmanout,是剩下的那个thelastonepicked,永远一团糟是老鼠屎thescrew-theblacksheep...瞄准他Get...坏孩子怪!badboy.-Freak!傻逼Weirdo!这就是我的命运?thisdestiny?等等也许错Wait,maybeitwas.当坏蛋不就是我最拿手的吗BeingbadthethingI'mgood我恍然大悟如果我是个坏孩子Thenitme:Ifwastheboy,我就要当最坏的那个thenIwasgoingtobethebaddestboyofthemall.我命中注定会成为超级大坏蛋Iwasdestinedtobeasuper-villain,我们生来就是对手andweweredestinedtoberivals.生死已注定Thediehadbeen

实用文案Hesome.我也不逊色Iwouldalmostwin他的名号是曼城卫士蛮的守护者HetookthenameMetroMan,defenderofMetrocity.我打算取一个低调点的名字超大坏蛋Idecidedtopicksomethingamorehumble:Megamind...不可比拟的英俊的犯罪天才一罪恶的主人...incrediblyhandsomecriminalgeniusmasterofvillainy.超级大坏蛋下班了再看开Readonyourtime.Openup.-嘿-呸-Hey!-噢早上好典官Oh,morning,Warden.好消息哦我过自新了Greatnews:I'machangedman,and...作为合格的公民我以重返社会了...andreadyre-entersocietyasasolidcitizen.你是个恶棍而永远是个恶棍You'revillain,you'llalwaysbeavillain.你根本没有改过也别想着离开You'llneverchange,andyou'llneverleave.你真搞笑我那不朽史诗般的终身事业就这样开始了andsoanenduring,epic,lifelongcareer.我爱这份工作Andlovedit.我们的恩怨越来越错综复杂Ourbattlesquicklygotmoreelaborate.他赢了几次文案大全

You'refun.有人给你寄了份礼物Yougotapresentinthemail.是狗狗吗Ispuppy?曼城卫士给你的希你珍惜85次无期徒刑的每分每秒FromMetroMan."Tocounteveryof

实用文案your85lifesentences."真好玩没想曼城卫士也会幸乐祸That'sfunny.Neverthoughtwasthegloating噢但品位的确不错我你保管吧Oh,buthedoeshavenicetaste.thinkI'llkeep能不能不要拖延我的时间了Anyyoucouldgivethe今天曼城卫士博物馆开放我想迟到Idon'twanttobelatefortheopeningoftheMetro噢不看你要错过了Ohno.Looksyou'remissit,错过好几千年byseveralthousandyears.噢是Oh,amI?曼城曼城士日快乐HappyManDay,City.在这美丽的日子美丽城市beautifulinbeautifuldowntown,我们有幸向这个美丽的人致敬曼城卫士wherewe'reheretohonorabeautifulMetroMan.他的心胸似海洋但更广Hisheartoceanthat'sinsidebiggerocean.这些年他用的超视力一直看着我们Foryearshe'sbeenwatchinguswithhissuper-vision,用他的超能力解救我们用他那宽广的爱心照顾我们savinguswithhissuper-strengthcaringforwithhissuper-heart.现在我们回报他的时候到了Nowourturntogiveback.这里是洛克斯安瑞驰文案大全

ThisisRoxanneRitchi,reporting在曼城卫士博物馆落成典礼现发回的报道fromdedicationofMetroMuseum.喔好的刚他们让你在广播里念的那一段Wow.thestufftheyreadon-air,真难以置信都狂了that'sun-freaking-believable.It'scrazy.那是我自己写的哈Iwrotethatpiecemyself,Hal.其实我想说的是WhatIwastryingsaywas,在现代社会里Ican'tbelievethatinoursociety,还能出现艺术的美感真是难得啊theylike,actualartgetthe补救的不错啊哈-save,Hal.-Whatarewe...我们去喝杯咖啡什么的吧Like,justacoffeeorsomething.拜托今天曼城士节的大日on,it'stimetointheMetroManDayspirit.如果我是曼城卫士的话Well,IwereMetroMan,决不会让超级大坏蛋绑你那么多次wouldn'tbekidnappingalltime.-这是最最最重要的事-你贴心哈-That'sfirst-That'ssweet,Hal.我会像澳洲野犬照顾孩子一样看着你AndI'dbewatchingyou,likedingowatchesababy.好吧那听来..OK,thatsounded...

实用文案哎呀帅哥要你一程不-好那听起来有点怪-是确实一点-OK,thatsoundedaweird.bit.Yeah.你的鬼脸让我也感到怪怪的Andyou'reaweirdface,andthat'smakingmefeelweird.重点是我会着你就...Thepointis,Iwouldwatchyoulikesomeone...不是爱我们没恋爱我是说我爱你Notlove.We'renotinlove.notsayingIloveyou.嘿不怎么样我爱Hey,IloveWhatever.但是我又有说就像我爱着你我说..ButnotsayingI'mlovewithyou.I'm洛克斯安洛克斯安Roxanne?Roxaroo?-什.什么嘿..-Whoa...-Hey...好好上班政府花钱又不是让你手好闲的Getbacktowork.Thecitydoesn'tpayyouloaf.-不!同志们你们干什么-Freeze!-Whoa.doing,guys?是我我是狱官me!It'sthewarden.喂开Hey!Openup!不你这些笨蛋我们他耍了No,fools.He'strickedus.你说得没错Youright.我一直都会是个大坏蛋alwaysbevillain.文案大全

Well,hellogood-Iooking.Needlift?当然要啊你条聪明绝顶的鱼Certainlydo,youfantasticfish,you.-快上车吧-我自由了-Getthecar,you.free!是吗Right?你送我的手表太赞了小班Nicesendingthewatch,Minion.-那还用说老-用打-Youit,boss.成功大家起来举起双手Allright,yourhandsintheair.女士们先生们欢曼城卫士Ladiesgentlemen,yourMetro-你们在等谁-曼卫!-yourman?-MetroMan!是的曼城Yeah,MetroCity!来吧举高们的手on.itnow.把手都给我来很好Giveittome.Righton.GimmethegoodAllright.嘿曼城Hey,MetroCity.嘿嘿Hey.Hey.你们都知道你都知道我是低调的Youknow,know,justwanttobringdownbit.小伙子们小声谢谢们朋们Boys,alower.Thankyou,fellas.现在来点实际的Let'sgetrealfora

对的对的对That'sright.That'sright.That'sright.尽管有了博物馆是非常非常酷的事情Althoughgettingwholesuper-cool,issuper-cool,但你们知道我最大荣誉是什么吗youthegreatesthonoryou'vegivenis?你们真的想知道吗真吗Doreallywanttoknow?Really?那我来告诉你们you.你们给我的最大荣誉就是..

实用文案你的小嘴儿越来越甜了Youalwayswhattosay.噢我的脑蝇当想你们啦Oh,thebrain-botscertainlymissedyou,想你们的老爹不那最调皮的捣蛋鬼呢Didmissyourdaddy?Who'samenacingcyborg?是你啊是的就你不咬Youare.Yes,youare.biting.不不不不不No,no,no,no.要扳手?去回来吧YouwantthetheThegreatesthonoryou'vegivenislettingmeserveyou,...让我为你们服务帮助城的市民thehelplesspeopleofMetro每天结束的时候Andattheendofevery我常常问自己well,Ioftenask如果没有你们我会谁...whowouldIbewithoutyou?-我你城卫士-我爱你们市民朋友-Iloveyou,MetroMan!-Andloveyou,randomcitizen.我跟你说小跟班没什能比得自己的邪恶老窝了Iyou,Minion.There'snoplaceevil我特地为您保持潮湿阴冷I'vekeptitcoldanddampjustforyou,我看起来怎样小根?我起来很邪恶不HowdoIlook,Ilookbad?先生您恐得一塌糊涂Disgustinglyhorrifying,文案大全

-噢快看现在欢笑又回来了-Oh,lookatthat.-Now,tolaughing.她快醒了快备干活She'sQuick,towork.瑞驰小姐我又见面了MissRitchi,meetagain.把袋子洗了你会死啊Woulditkillyoutowash瑞驰小姐你就扯起嗓子喊吧Youscreamallyouwish,MissRitchi.你喊破喉咙也不会有人听见的I'mafraidnoonecanhearyou.为..为么你不叫啊screaming?瑞驰小姐如你不介意的话MissRitchi,don'tmind?就像这...Likethis...但是那是可女士的叫法Butthat's,that'sapoorladyscream.他比我擅长些He'sabetter.这个是不是在那个傻叉超级恶棍网站上

实用文案Istheresomekindofnerdysuper-villainsite搞到的特斯拉线圈和闪光按键whereyougetTeslacoilsblinky事实上大部都是从..Actually,mostitcomesfromoutletstorein...不要接话Don'tthat.-罗尼亚买的-不要停-Romania.-Don't!Stop!她在用她那记者的小伎俩She'susingreporterskills从你不设防的脑袋里挖我们的秘密onyourwilledmindtofindoutoursecrets.这点小伎俩对我没用Suchtrickswon'tworkonme...-能说慢点吗-妖精-Pleaseslower....temptress.你有什么秘密一眼看穿了Whatsecrets?You'resopredictable.看穿了看穿Predictable?Predictable?噢你这个看穿了Oh,callthispredictable?你的短吻鳄嘛是的Youralligators.Yes.耶在的路上我就想到了Yeah,Iwasthinkingaboutitontheover.那这个呢砰在脸上What'sthis?Boom!Inyourface.-陈滥调不看这个-Cliche.-No!Look,watch.-幼震吧-Juvenile.-Shockandawe.文案大全

-没新意噢这多可怕啊-Tacky.-it'sscary!-见过了那个呢-Seenit.-this浮夸Garish.-好吧蜘蛛还有点新意-蜘蛛?-OK,spider'snew.-Spider?是的蜘蛛Yes.The...Thespee-ider.即使被这只致命黑寡妇咬一小口EventhesmallestArachnisdeathicus就会彻底瘫掉...willinstantlyparalyze...帮我赶走它咬我GetitItme!放弃吧超级坏蛋你的划就没成功过Giveitup,Megamind.Yourplansneverwork.别浪费时间了赶给男朋友打话吧Let'sstopwastingtimecallyourboyfriendintights,shallwe?很荣幸的能把这个新博物馆献给给曼城卫士iswithgreatpleasurethatIpresentMetrohisnew有请please.-曼城卫!嘿我孩子看不见-MetroMan!Mykidcan't-超级大坏蛋-噢好极了曼卫士-Megamind!-Oh,bravo,呸Boo!没错我一玩呸Yes,Icanplayalongtoo.Boo!我早知道你会来闹场子

实用文案Should'veknownyou'dtrytocrashparty.等等噢不仅是闹场子这么简单Oh,intendtodomorethancrashit.今天会让你和蛮城都会很难忘ThisisadayandMetrocityshallforget.是读作曼城pronouncedCity!吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮Potato-tomato,potato-tomato.我们都知道结局会怎么样那是你再次入狱Wethisends:Withyoubehindbars.正在我的海豹皮靴里发抖呢I'mshakingincustombabysealleatherboots.你就要永别蛮城了不的话这你最后一次YouwillleaveMetrocity,orthiswillthelast听到洛克斯安瑞驰话了youeverofRoxanneRitchi.洛克斯安不要慌洛丝Roxanne!Don'tpanic,Roxie.-我上就到是的我慌张-I'monway.-Yeah,I'mpanicking.要想阻止我你先找到我吧曼城卫士Inordertostopme,youneedtofindMetroMan.我们在废弃的瞭望台We'reattheabandonedobservatory.不不的No,we'renot!不要听她的她疯掉了Don'tlistentoher.She'scrazy.曼城卫士就要到了先Metroapproaching,文案大全

Holdonasecond.噢我的天Oh,heavens!你没想到我们是在真的瞭望台吧Youdidn'tyouwereintherealobservatory,you?准备发射死亡射线小班Readytheray,Minion.死亡射线准发射Deathray,readying.看这里我的朋友Overhere,friend.友情提醒下你进我的陷阱啦Incaseyouhaven'tnoticed,you'vefallenrightintotrap.你无法打败正义这一种理想种信念Youcan'ttrapjustice.It'sanidea,abelief.就算最虔诚的信念也会被时间所侵蚀Eventheheartfeltbeliefbecorrodedovertime.正义是耐腐蚀的金属Justiceisacorrosivemetal.但是金属被复仇的火焰融化Butmetalscanbemeltedtheheatofrevange.是仇恨最好冻起来"revenge,"andit'sbestservedcold.但能用微波炉方便的进行加热Butitcanbeeasilyreheatedtheofevil.我想保修期快到了吧Well,Ithinkwarrantyisabouttoexpire.或许我能延长保修期Ianwarranty.不正确使用该产品保修是无效的Warrantiesareinvalidifyoudon'tusethe

productforitsintendedpurpose.噢姑们姑们你都很漂我回家了不Oh,girls,you'rebothpretty.Cangonow?当然可以了如果曼城卫士抗住Ofcourse.Thatis,ifMetroManwithstand太阳的聚光concentratedpowerofsun!发射Fire!小跟班发射Minion.Fire?-先还在预热中你说什?-It'sstillup,sir.-again?-预中生预中太阳还要预热-Warmingup,-Warmingup?Thesuniswarmingup?就一下下..Onemore...就一下下一下一下下下...tippy-tappytippy-tap-tap,tip-topmore,-我马上就准备..说实话-andwereadyinHonestly!我就来了洛丝Onway,Roxie.都跟你说了要准备好都了无数次了Itohavethingsready.toldyoucountlesstimes.为嘛老是怪我doyoualwaysblameme?蜘蛛毒让我开始抽风Myspiderisactingup.你的计划又打了水漂了承认吧YourplanisJustadmit文案大全

实用文案是啊希望次能行Yeah,luckwiththatone.你站哪边Whosesideyouon?-输的一边-谢谢-Thelosingside.-Thankyou.能给我的绑架贵宾卡上多积一分吗CouldstampmyFrequentKidnappingCard?这个活动早就到期了Youofpeopleknowdiscontinuedthatpromotion.-各位再见了-下老时间见吗-Ciao-all!-timenextweek?见鬼!金罩Dag!Crabnuggets!-他在讲啥-金刚罩-Whatdidhejustsay?-"Crabnuggets"?天啊我飞出去Fackledfishcracker!还剩十秒Tensecondsfullpower.-天呐我困住了-十...-Goodlord,I'mtrapped.-Ten...-他又搞什么东东九..-whatoftrickeryisthis?-你这个疯子八..-Youmadgenius.-你终于得逞了七..-darkgifthasfinallypaidoff.-有吗...六..-has?...six...这个穹顶镀了铜Thisisobviouslylinedwithcopper.-是的怎样先...-So?Sir...

-铜尽了我的能量...二..-drainspowers.-你弱点居然是铜...一..-weaknessiscopper?-开笑吧充满-You'rekidding,right?-Fullpower.我觉得他这次死翘翘了Idon'tthinkevenhecouldsurvive还是不抱希望吧Well,let'snotgetourupjustyet.-快看曼卫!-Look!-MetroMan!曼城卫士MetroMan.曼城卫士MetroMan!-你到了先生-我到了吗-You...Youdidit,sir.-did他做到了Hedidit.-我到了他做到了-IdidHedidit.-你到了先生-我到了-Youit,sir.-didit!-你到了我做到了蛮城是我的啦-You-didit!Metrocityismine!

实用文案they'regivingoutawards,-我跟在你后面什奖么奖为啥奖-I'mgonnaberighttherenexttoyou.-Whatawards?Whatawards,forwhat?放音乐Hitit!放下武器Drop'em!首先真是天大逆转啊Firstoff,whataturnout.很疯狂吧Howwildisthis?我所做的就是铲除了全宇宙最强悍的人AllIeliminatemostpowerfulmaninuniverse.还有什么问题吗是后面位Aretherequestions?Goon.Yes!Youintheback.我肯定大家都想知道你怎么处置我们和这座城市I'mwe'dliketowhatyouplantodousandthiscity.很好真高你问这个问题Good,gladyouaskedthat.想想下你们能想到的最恐怖Imaginehorrible,terrifying,最邪恶的事情-你到了先生-我到了是的我我-Youit,-Ididit!Yeah,me!-是我做到了-我们我们一起做到了-Yes,Ididit!-Us!Webothdid-不我们是我-你比我做的-Notus!You,amore-多么一点比你多的多-mebutstill,comeon!lotthanyou.他们什么时候颁奖文案大全

evilthingpossiblyof,然后再乘以六andmultiplyit...by同时In你们可以继续过你们无聊的Iwantyoucarryonwithdreary,normalthings柴米油盐酱醋茶的生活youpeopledo.

享受这样的生活吧Let'sjusthavefunwithComeon.我会回来的Andwilltoyou.现在狠狠甩门Nowslamthereallyhard.他们.还能看到你啊you.-现呢是还是看到啊-Now?-Yourelbow'sstillin.很好Good.他来了邪恶王Thereis,Mr.EvilOverlord噢小班你想过今天吗

实用文案哦我以前从没看到过风景I'veneverbefore.蛮城小跟这都我的了Metrocity,Minion,it'smine.如果我的父母现在能看到我的话parentscouldseenow.先生我肯他们在坏蛋的天平向您微笑Sir,I'msurethey'resmilingdownfromevilheaven.现在大好人先生被铲除了AndMr.GoodyTwo-outthe我有了我想要的一切了IcanhaveeverythingIwant,而且没人能阻止我了andthere'snoonetostopOh,Minion,youthinkthisdaywouldevercome?没有完全先生way.atall,从没过个把年也...我的意思是Never.inamillion...mean...-是我想过-看这精美的吊顶-Yes,Idid.Lookattheintricatemouldings.在看呢在看I'mlooking.looking.这是啥Andwhat'sthis?看上去像基地里的大监视器likeofthegiantmonitorsinthe但好像只有一个画面啊Butitseemsonlycarryonestation.哦那主人那叫窗户Oh,that,sir,calledawindow.-窗...所有孩子从这里往外看-Window?-Allthekidsarelookingthroughthem.文案大全

我知道我知Iknow.Iknow.一直饥渴永都得不到满足Alwaysthirsty,neversatisfied.我能理解漂的小小小小鸟Iunderstandyou,well-dressedbird.无目标空虚都真空了啊难道不是吗Purposeless,emptiness.avacuum,isn'tit?是啊...你空虚像什么It's...yourvacuumlike?嘿嘿嘿嘿现不行小跟Hey,hey,hey!NotMinion.我和这死鱼眼的塑料玩具I'minaheated,existentialdiscussion正在进行关于存在的激烈辩论withthisdead-eyed,plasticdesktoy.有..有么不对吗先生Is...Issomethingsir?想想Justthinkaboutit.

我们有了一切Wehaveitall.然而我们一无所有Yet,nothing.现在没有挑战了justtooeasynow.抱歉我很惑先I'myou'velostme,sir.我的意思是我们做到了不吗Imean,didit,right?是啊是你到了啊Well,youdidit,sir.是的你说非常清楚Yes,you'vemadethatperfectly那为什么我感觉这么..这么的不给力呢Thenwhydofeelso...mel-on-choly.不给力"Mel-on-choly"?-不兴好...-Unhappy.-那我们明天Whatiftomorrow,

实用文案...and...Well,IthinkI'lljustpowerforawhilethen.他总是在那里保护我们那么可靠Hewasalwaysthereforus.Dependable.也许我们认为他就应该这样你知道的也许Perhapswehimforgranted.know,maybe,直到失去我们才懂得他的珍贵neverreallyknowwehaveituntilit's我们想念你曼卫士我你Wemissyou,MetroImissyou.我还有一个问题要问超级大坏蛋现在满意了吧AndjustquestionforMegamind:Arehappynow?这是洛克斯安瑞在没英雄的城市为您报道ThisisRoxanneRitchi,reportingfromacitywithoutahero.接下来你想为奴隶大军吗你该知道.....Comingupreadyslavearmy?Whatknow.包起来当是孩子的圣诞礼物吧去绑架洛克斯安瑞驰不couldgokidnapRoxanneRitchi.那一直对您都很给力您是一直觉得这样很给力吗Thatalwaysseemstoliftyourspirits.好主意小跟但有他又什么意思呢Goodidea,Minion.Butwithouthim,what'sthepoint?-他先生?-没-"Him,"-Nothing.好吧那么那...当是考虑下吧OK,allright.We'llthat'ssomethingconsider......还有.我我们先休整下文案大全

thatupgiveittoachildonChristmas,-我们收工了-好明天见哈尔-'causewe'redone.OK.tomorrow,Hal.等等洛丝我正要办个聚会Wait.Roxie,I'mhavingapartyatmyhouse.就算是放松一下什么的be,offhook,orwhatever.你应该来玩玩我了个DJYoushouldcomeover.Ideejay,租了个气垫房子搞酒rentedabouncyhouse,madeagallonofdip.

实用文案很不错的捏besick.噢我我知道哈尔Oh.I...Idon'tknow,Hal.我不想去人多的地方Idon'treallyfeellikebeingaroundbunchofpeople.不不不那好了因只有你我No,no,that'sbestpart.It'llbeyoume.嗷那吸引人啊Wow.that'scertainlytempting,我还请了个婚礼摄影师Ihireaweddingphotographer.That'sjustincasewewerelike,只是以防我们会做什么疯事somethingcrazyhappenedandwewantedapictureofit.就像是拍一张当纪念你道的Like,maybeweshouldhavethislike,ever.Likea我还是不去了I'mgonna还有些工作要做好了再IhavesomeworkherethatIneedtodo,anyway.好吧周四周四以考虑不Cool.Thursday?SoftThursday?-晚哈尔-那是说周四还是可以啦-Goodnight,Hal.-That'sasoftyesonThursday.我是怎么想?租间气垫房子What'swrongwithme?Rentedabouncyhouse?姑娘们都不喜欢气垫房子Chicksdon'tbouncyhouses.他们比较喜欢小丑Theylikeclowns.文案大全

笨蛋车把我手都弄破了Stupidvan!myfinger!我铸成了大错I'vemadeahorriblemistake.我无心要毁掉你的Ididn'tmeantodestroyyou.我的意思是我经想要毁掉你Imean,todestroyyou,但没想到会成功butdidn'tthinkitwouldreallywork.我们该怎么办?Whatwesupposedtodo?没有你恶魔在街上会泛滥成的Withoutyou,isrunningrampantthroughthestreets.我已经厌倦了在大街上捣乱I'msotiredofrunningrampantthroughstreets.干嘛要做坏人What'sthepointofbeingbad如果没有好人来阻止?there'snogoodtotrystop一定要找人去阻止超级大坏蛋SomeonestopMegamind.-嘿我们快撞了-你吓到我了-we'reclosingsoon.-Youscaredme.-巴里对?-伯德-Barry,right?-Bernard.伯纳德刚才只...呃我在自言自语Bernard.IwasWell,Iwastalkingmyself.你可能认为我有点不对劲Youprobablythinkabitnuts.我不可以直接冒犯客人I'mnotallowedtoguestsdirectly.谢谢你只是..伯纳德我再待一会儿

实用文案Thankyou.Bernard,I'lljustbeanotherminute.好吧OK.谢谢Thanks.我还有好多邪恶计划Isomanyevilplanstheworks.傻瓜光线Theilliteracybeam.台风奶酪Typhooncheese.机械绵羊Robo-sheep.后无来者的较量Battleswewillneverhave.我连道别的机会都没有Youknow,neverthetosaygoodbye.所以只好趁现在了Sogoodthatwehavetimenow.摧毁这里之前Youknow,beforedestroyplace.我对事不对人只是地方给我太多痛苦回忆Nothingpersonal,justbringstoopainful有人吗Hello?-有?-是克安-Hello?-Roxanne.-你戏服真是俗不可耐戏服-That'saprettytastelesscostume.-Costume?超级大坏蛋的头也没弄得这么夸张Megamind'sheadisnotthatgrosslyexaggerated.文案大全

你居然还做了这么劣质的脱水枪仿制品么..AndacheapreplicaofdehydrationHow...你好?有人?Hello?someonethere?你好?谁在那里?Hello?there?伯纳德是你justyou,Bernard.对啊只有一个伯纳德Yes.It'sjustme.Bernard.好吧谢谢让我在这透透气Well,thankforlettingstay.听着如果是你的话我不停超过2分钟37秒Look,Iwouldn'tstayformorethanminutes37seconds我们准备拆墙和天花板Iyou.We'rehavingthewallsceilingremoved.哇听起来是一次大翻新耶thatsoundslikequitetherenovation.那我和你一起下去好了IguessI'llcatchridedownthen.我一直在想他最后关头会想做什么Ithinkingwasgonnadooneofhislast-escapes.会吧他真个厉害角色Yeah.wasreallygoodatthose.噢要是这世上有个重启按钮就了Oh,ifonlyhadaresetbutton.我已经研究过这个按钮了I'velookedintoresetbutton.科学根本做不到Thescienceimpossible.噢伯纳德..Oh,Bernard...

实用文案我不知道你...多愁善感你还?Ididn'tknowyouhad...feelings.AreyouOK?曼城卫士已经走了再没人可威胁超级大坏蛋MetroMan'sgone.there'sonelefttochallengeMegamind.想开点吧伯纳德Oh,comeBernard.只要恶魔尚在正义者一定会出击的Aslongthere'sgoodwillriseagainstit.希望如此Oh,wish.我相信总会有人站出来阻止超级大坏蛋IbelievesomeoneisgonnastandupMegamind.-你的这么?-对我的意思是话说-Youreallythinkso?-Yeah.Iit'sliketheysay,时势造英雄"Heroesaren'tborn,they'remade."英雄能造出来对啊Heroesbemade.That'sit!你只需要找到对的配件就行啦Allyouneedtherightingredients.-对勇-没-Yeah.Bravery.Yes.-力当-Strength.Ofcourse.-决必的-Determination.Imperative!加一点DNA噢有这个人都可以做英雄AndsmidgenofDNA.Oh,withthat,anyonecanbehero!对啊Yeah!文案大全

我想我们要跑了Iweshouldrun!再见!Bye!是时候要忘掉过去了Timetoputpast只关注未来..Onlyfuture...太近喇我现真的被吓到了I'mclose!genuinelyscaredrightnow.希望没被人看到Ihopenoone'sseeing制造一个英雄?等下什?为么CreateaWait,wait,what?youdothat?那我就有对手喇SoIsomeonefight.小跟班我是个没英雄打的坏Minion,avillainwithoutahero.就像阴缺少了阳Ayinwithnoyang.斗牛赛没有斗牛Abullfighterwithnofight.也就是说我动力Inotherwords,Inopurpose.来问我打算怎么做来问Now,goingGoon!Ask!你打算怎么做?Howareyougonnait?我打算给某个人还想好是...I'mgoingtogivesomeone...Idon'tknow曼城卫士的能力MetroMan'spowers.我要训练这个人变成蛮城的新英雄

I'mgoingtotrainthattobecomeMetrocity'snewhero.我在这跟上Overhere!Follow!最终我会这位英雄决战Andfinally,I'mgoingtofightthathero一场史诗般的正邪之战inanepicbattleofgoodevil.一切将和以前一样Whichwillputeverythingthewayitwas...世界还是一样的愉快美好...whentheperfectrosy.小跟班看着曼卫士的斗篷Behold,Minion,cape.看清楚了告诉我你看到什么Lookclosely.mewhatyousee.-头?-对就他的DNA-Dandruff?-Yes.It'shisDNA.从这里我们以找到他的超能源头Fromwe'llextractsourceMan'spower.主人我觉这是个坏主意Sir,Ithisbadidea.对这是个超级邪恶的主意无能比Yes!Thisisaverywickedlybadideaforgreatergoodman.但我意思是这种坏有点不怎么...Butsayingthisakindofbadthat...好吧或许你看来超级邪恶youmightthinkisgoodinyourperception,但普通人看来只是点坏而已

实用文案现在我们有一次机会Now,wehavejustshotatthis.我们必须找个合适的对象心要高贵Wemustsuitablesubject,someoneofnobleheartmind.总是无私地替别人着想Whoputsthewelfareotherstheirown.到底什么在响啊WhatonEarthisthat?主人听起是从那里传出来的tobeemanatingfromthere,喔罗?OIIo.是哈""Hello."哈罗?像这样?Hello?Likethat?-伯纳德是我洛克安-是洛克斯安-Bernard,it'sRoxanne.Roxanne.我打来是想谢谢你那天的鼓励Ijustthankyouinspiringmetheotherday.-噢你也启发了我-太好了-Oh,youinspiredtoo.-Great!是时候去阻止超级大坏蛋告他我们不会任凭摆布westoodupMegamindandshowhimhecan'tusaround.噢是吗她好可爱Oh,really?She'ssocute.我对他的下落已经有头绪了I'malreadyhotonhisbutaperceptionit...justplainbad.噢你本不晓得什么是好坏Oh,don'tknowwhat'sgoodforbad.文案大全

-什么启发了你啊主人-Andgivesyouthatidea?Sir?我刚找到他的秘密藏身处Ijustfoundhissecrethideout.

她怎么找到我的藏身Howdidfindmyhideout?!呃你么找到他的藏身处的Howdidyoufindhishideout?

实用文案nearbywhenyoucalled.穿着西?Inasuit?这叫.式竞"那不重要这是曼城唯一一栋建筑物屋顶有假天文台ThisisonlybuildingCitywithafakeobservatoryonroof.算了她没法找到秘密入口的OK.There'snoshe'llfindthesecretentrance.有张地毯写秘密入口"There'sadoormatherethatsays"SecritEntrance"!-小!我老忘记入口在哪-Minion!Ikeptforgettingitwas.她会发现我们所有的秘密She'lldiscoveralloursecrets!-噢不-你个笨科学废品-Oh,-Youwittedcreationofscience!-什?-什不不不你洛斯安-What?no,notyou,Roxanne.没有我刚对我母亲的骨灰...喊大叫No,Iwasjustyellingatmy...mother'surn.不要乱来我很快到Don'tdoanything.I'llberightthere.洛克斯安Roxanne?噢不吧又见了Ohno,again!洛克斯安Roxanne?很高兴你在这等一你怎这快就到啊I'mgladyou'rehere.Wait,yougetheresofast?呃我我好在这附近竞走Well,I...Ihappenedtowalking文案大全

called...formalwalking,that'snotimportant.我来带路吧这路看起来比较刺激Ibettertakelead.Thiswaylooksexciting.不那写着出口"No,itsays"Exit."也就是刺激的另一种说法对Whichistheabbreviationfor"exciting,"right?这里就是喇ThisisIode!-哇快看啊哇-Wow.Justlookatthisthing.-Wow.知道吗我真需要你帮忙解开些秘密Youknow,reallycoulduseyourhelpdeciphering-真的吗-你专啊-Really?-You'reanexpert-很了解超级大坏蛋的一切对吧?-对没错-allthingsMegamind,right?-Yes.Right.我们共同协力找到他的邪恶计划并阻他Together,wecouldfigureouthisplanforthecityandstop-要加入?-噢太玩了-Areyou-Oh,fun!我就想听这句That'shear.小跟班暗号派蝇出来Minion,Code:SendInTheBrain-bots.你知道的当号发出...Youknow,thewholepointofacodeis...噢暗号照就对了小跟Oh,JustDoMinion.

入侵者入侵!入侵者Intruder!Intruder!Intruder!-是啊们这群蠢材伯纳德!-It'sme,youBernard!是你爹啊超级大坏蛋Megamind.-你伯纳德怎么样了噢伯德对了-WhathaveyoudoneBernard?-Oh,Bernard?yes.我正在折磨他I'mhorriblethingstoman.我不想伤害他不过些镭射光线钉子Idon'twanttointoit,butlasers,spikes.

实用文案真的奏效了你苗条啊Well,it'sreallypayingoff!You'resofit,还有着不可思议的魅力andstrangelycharismatic.你没事?AreOK?我尽力了但太厉害了Imybest,he'sfantastic.给我吧这么的枪我帮你拿Here.Letmecarrythatheavyfor我来就好Iuscovered.-放手这是我的枪-伯德快跑-Letmine!-Bernard,run!洛克斯?Roxanne?不求你不!不用镭射光线不用钉子No,please!Notlasersthespikes!-你道钻孔器吧-噢不要不要钻!-Youknowthe-Oh,no!the-放走然的话..不什-Lethim不然的话我就会知道这把奇形怪状枪的用途Orgonnafindoutthisweird-Iookinggundoes.不别枪别这把枪No,don'tshoot!Don'tshootthat我这就去救他justget-放我这恶魔-做!-me,youfiend!Never!他的力量太强大!Hisstrength's噢我到!Oh,out!文案大全

-快被你弄烂了-给我!-You'regoingtobreakit!-Giveitme!噢不Oh,no!洛克斯?!Roxanne?!那到底是谁啊?WhoonEarththat?-救命啊-洛克斯!-Help!-Roxanne!伯纳德你是对的门后真够刺激的Bernard!Youwererightaboutthatdoorbeingexciting.-入侵者入!-走这边-Intruder!Intruder!-Thisway.入侵者入侵!入侵者Intruder!Intruder!Intruder!你在干?Whatdoing?

这能阻止它们拿着This'llstopHere!

实用文案She'sbeenthroughatraumaticexperience.我想我要带他回家了再谢谢你伯纳德有点太极端了不是?Seemsabitextreme,doesn't-快!爹爹我很抱歉-Justthrowit!-Daddy'ssorry.-哇真激啊对-Wow.Thatwasreallyexciting.--你强大啊我知道-Youwereverystrongthere.Iknow.除了曼城卫士我没过有人能阻止他I'veneveranyonebutManstanduphimlikethat.-怎回?-哈发生什么事?-going-Hal,happened?我想有只蜜蜂撞到我鼻子了Iaflewupmynose.我正准备冲进去救你Iwasjustabouttomakemyfrontalassaultrescueyou,但貌似有50个者袭击我所我必须要先对付他们butlike50triedattackme,soIhadtobeat'emup,我搞定了我他全部都哭着...andIdid,andI...Theyall,like,cryingand-哇好敢啊对?你是?-Wow,abraveone,isn'tWhoare噢这这伯纳德我的档Oh,thi...thisBernard.He'smypartner.-搭?-对对搭-Partner?-Yes.Yes.Partner.听着搭档我是她的搭档她是不晓得自己在说什么Well,look,"partner,"I'mherpartner.Shedoesn'tknowwhatshe'ssaying.她有创伤后遗症文案大全

I'dbettertakehimhome.again,Bernard.搭档我明打给你calltomorrow,partner.好啊没问等你话Yeah,I'dlikethat.真奇怪啊你Thatwasweirdforeverybody,因为你意外地不抱我反而抱他'causeyouaccidentallyinsteadofme.主人?主人Sir?Sir!暗:你知道那是谁了吗Code:DidYouFindOutItwas?暗:把车开过来Code:Car.暗:马上到人Code:RightAway,-再见-明见哈-bye!-Seeyoutomorrow,Hal.我不会锁门免你晚点想来看我leaveunlockedincaseyouwanttocheckonlater.这男的是谁啊?我已经被注入神力了Whoisthismaninfusedwithgodlikepower?主人他叫尔斯图尔特28岁Well,sir,hisname'sHalStewart.He's28yearsold.没有犯罪前科事上完全没记criminalrecord.Actuallynorecordsatall.很明显这个男人一事无成Apparentlymanhasn'taccomplishedanything.

实用文案小跟班还没已还.而Notyet,Minion.Not...yet.难道日子不能变得有趣一点吗Couldthisdaygetanymorefun-tastic?所以我要过去射毁他的力量因这根本就是个错误So,willjustaheadanddiffusehimsincethisisclearlyamistake.不小班这儿远没那么简单No,Minion!There'ssomethingmorepowerfulatworkhere.这不是错误这是命中注定的Thisismistake.It'sdestiny.哈尔斯拖特准迎接你的命运吧HalShtewart!Prepareforyourdestiny!哈尔哈斯拖特Hal?HalShtewart?-嘿在上-我得对吗-Hey!thebed!-sayingright?念斯尔特才"Stewart."想打劫吗Isthisarobbery?因为对面的女士拥有更多值钱东西'Causeladyacrossthehallhaswaybetterstuffthanme.噢看是哈斯尔特快喷一Oh,look,it'sHalStewart.Quick,spray.用