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Youknow,I'mthinkingaboutlettingEmmahaveherfirstcookie.我琢磨着该给爱码吃第一块饼干了Herfirstcookie?Shehascookiesallthetime.第一块？她常吃饼干I'venevergivenheracookie.我没喂过她饼干-Haveyou?-No.-你给她了？-没有！No.Andfortherecord,I'vealsonevergivenherfrostingfromacan.另外，我也没从罐子里拿糖给她。Hey,Rach,theadoptionagencyneedslettersofrecommendation..瑞秋，领养中心要我们交一份推荐信。andwewonderedifyouwouldwriteoneforus?你愿意帮我们写一封吗？-Ofcourse.Iwouldbehonored.-Thankyou.-乐意效劳，我的荣幸-谢谢Ithinkthere'sbeenanoversight.怎么不找我？Wewouldhaveaskedyou.Wethoughtyouwouldn'tbeinterested.乔，我们本想找你，但又觉得你可能没兴趣It'sjustthatwedon'tthinkofyouasreallybeingsomuchwiththewords.我们觉得你可能不擅长跟文字打交道Clearly,wewerewrong.看样子我们错了Igotalotofnicestufftosayaboutyouguys,okay?对于你们二位，我有很多好话可写Iknowhowmuchyouwanttohaveababy..而且我也非常清楚你们多想要个BBandIwouldlovetohelpyougetone.我很想帮你们Youknowwhat?Thenwewantyoutodoit.好吧，乔，你来写Thankyou.Allright.LetmeseehowI'mgonnastart.谢，我想想怎么开头。"DearBabyAdoptionDeciderPeople.."亲爱的婴孩领养权决定人：Soexcitedaboutyourletter.迫不及待想看你写的推荐信。-Hey.-Hey,Phoebe.-嘿！-嘿！菲比！-Wow,don'tyoulooknice.-Yes,Ido.-你可真好看！-没错，是很美Today'sMikeandmyone-yearanniversary.今天迈克和我庆祝一周年。What'sittheanniversaryof?啥的周年？Yourfirstdate,yourfirstkiss,firsttimeyouhadsex?第一次亲吻？第一次上床？Yeah.对。Soyoumustbegoingsomewherefancytocelebrate.你们会去好地方隆重庆祝？AKnicksgame.看尼克斯队篮球比赛。Aren'tyoualittleoverdressed?你好象穿得过于隆重？I'veneverhadaone-yearanniversarybefore..我从未和哪个男人有过一周年。sonomatterwherewego,I'mwearingsomethingfancy..所以不管去哪里庆祝，我一定要盛装打扮I'mgonnaputonmyfinestjewelry..带最好的珠宝andwe'regonnahavesexinapublicrestroom.还要在公共洗手间嘿咻。Youguysdothat?是吗？Chandlerwon'tevenhavesexinourbathroom.钱德连在我家洗手间嘿咻也不肯That'swherepeoplemakenumbertwo.洗手间是尿尿的地方！So,youknow,Ihavealittletimeifyouwantto..我有点时间，你想不想I'dloveto,butIreallyhavetogradethesepapers.好想，但是要给卷子评分Fine.It'sfine.好，那好吧I'lljustshowerbymyself.那我就自己去洗澡B,B,B,B,B“乙”、"乙"……YougaveaBtoaPotteryBarncatalog.你给陶器目录也打了个"乙"Well,ithadsomegoodideas.Takeoffyourshirt.他们表现尚可。脱衣服吧-Damnit.-Rachel,openup!It'syoursister!-该死！-开门，瑞秋，你妹妹来了。Ihavetotalktoyou.我要谈谈Hi,Amy.嗨！艾米.-You'renotRachel.-Stillsharpasatack.-你才不是瑞秋-牙尖嘴利Charlie,thisisRachel'ssisterAmy.Amy,thisisCharlie.查理，这是瑞秋的妹妹艾米。艾米，这是查理。-Hi.Nicetomeetyou.-Hi,hi.-很高兴认识你-嗨！Andyouare?你是？Ross?Igrewuponyourblock?罗斯，以前跟你们住一个街区WehadThanksgivingtogetherlastyear?去年我们一起吃感恩节大餐Ihadababywithyoursister?我和你姐生了个孩子No.I..不，我…DidIbuyafalafelfromyouyesterday?昨天我从你那儿买了中东三明治？Yes.Yes,youdid.没错Hi,Rachel.Here'syoursisterAmy.瑞秋，你妹妹艾米来了。ShethinksIneedpecimplants.她说我应该胸肌整形Amy?Hi.艾米？嗨！-YourememberJoey.-Yeah.Hey,sure.-记得乔伊吗？-当然-TheDaysofourLivesguy.-That'sright,yeah.-《光辉岁月》里的演员-对！Youarenotgood.你演得真滥Alwaysnicetomeetafan.见到影迷总是高兴-So,now,whatareyoudoinghere?-Well,Ihavehugenews.-你来干嘛？-我有大新闻-Holdon.Letmecheckonthebaby.-Thisisimportant.Can'tEllawait?-抱歉，先看看孩子-我有很重要的事，爱拉不能等等？HernameisEmma.她名叫“爱玛”Whydidyouchangeit?Ellawassomuchprettier.干嘛改名呀？爱拉好听多了！WhatdoIknow?IjustsellMiddleEasternfoodfromacart.我哪晓得，我只是推着小车卖中东小吃的罢了Hey,yourEnglishisgettingbetter.你英文有长进-Oh,myGod.-Iknow.-天！-对。ShemaybethehottestgirlI'veeverhated.她可能是我恨过的最辣的女孩-Whatyouworkingon?-MonicaandChandler'srecommendation.-你干嘛？-莫妮和钱德的推荐信Iwantittosoundsmart,butIdon'tknowanybigwordsoranything.我想让文字透着机灵劲但深奥的词我又不会-Whydon'tyouuseyourthesaurus?-WhatdidIjustsay?-那你试试"词典"-我刚说了深奥的不会Watch.看着Here,highlightthewordyouwanttochange,gounder"tools"..选中想改的词andthethesaurusgenerates..Gives.在工具条找到"词典"激活Givesawholelistofchoices.“给出”供选词语表。Youcanpickthewordthatsoundssmartest.选一个更有学问的词，就行了MyGod,that'sgreat.I'msmart.太好了！我变机灵了！No,no,I'm:不，我变得"Brainy,bright,clever."Ilovethisthing!“才华横溢”、“聪明伶俐”我爱这软件Lookout,ladies!JoeyTribbiani'sgotthewholepackage!各位，崔乔伊重装上阵了！God..天！sobeautiful.美极了！Iknow,isn'tshe?是啊，她好可爱No,Iwastalkingaboutyourbedding.不，我是说你的毯子Allright,what'syournews,Amy?艾米，啥新闻？Well..呃…I'mgettingmarried.我要结婚了Wow!Oh,myGod!天！-Towho?-Thisguy.-和谁结婚？-一个男人Hehasakillerapartment.他的房子太爽了-And..?-Andit'sonFifth.-还有呢？-在第五大道Andtheelevatoropensuprightintothelivingroom.电梯开门就到起居室-No,what'shelike?-Oh,he'sokay.-他人如何？-他还行DoyouremembermyoldboyfriendMark?还记得我以前的男朋友马克吗？-Yeah.-It'shisdad.-记得-我要嫁他爹-Wow,sohe'sgottabe..-Old?Yeah.-那他可…-太老了?对Buthetravelsalot,sohe'shardlyeverthere.但他常常旅行，不怎么呆在家Sweetie,Igottatellyou,itsoundsalittlebitlike..你好象更喜欢他的房子youliketheapartmentmorethanyoulike..胜过...？Myron.马瑞.Yeah,Itoldyouhewasold.说过他年纪大嘛Sitdown.Sitdown.坐下Honey,youknow..宝贝，你知道吗IoncealsoalmostmarriedsomebodythatIdidn'tlove.我也曾差一点嫁个我不爱的人-DoyourememberBarry?-Rememberhim?-记得巴瑞吗？-记得？God,weusedtomakeoutallthetimeafteryouwenttosleep.你睡了以后我们常一起鬼混Sometimesjustnoddingisokay.有时点头回答就够了Butanyway,listen.不管怎么样，听着NotmarryingBarrywasthebestdecisionthatIever,evermade.不嫁巴瑞，是我一生最英明的决定Honey,Amy,youdeservetruelove.Yoursoulmateisouttheresomewhere.亲爱的，你应该得到真爱你的另一半就在某处Someonethatisyourage,thatissmart,thatisfun..一个同龄人，聪明而有趣，你也爱他andthatyoucareabout.在乎他You'reright.没错。-You'reright.I'mgonnadoit.-Okay.-没错。就这么干-好！I'mgonnamarryMyronandkeeplookingforMr.Right.我要嫁给马瑞，再接着找我的另一半Okay,let'skeeptalking.接着说吧Excuseme.Anniversary.请让让，我们过周年Excuseme.Anniversary.请让让，我们过周年Sir,couldyoumoveyournachos?They'reinmyseat.先生，请把玉米片挪挪这是我的位子It'smyanniversary.我们过周年Hereweare.一年了-Ican'tbelieveit'sbeenawholeyear.-Iknow.-真不敢相信-是啊Thishasbeenthebestyear..这是最好的一年-Thishasbeenthebestyearofmylife!-Metoo!-我一辈子最快乐的一年！-同感！IneverthoughtIcouldlovesomeonethismuch!从不知道会如此爱一个人！Ifeelthesameway!同感！You'resogenerousandkind,andyou'reamazinginbed!你慷慨又高尚，善良，床上又好厉害！It'souranniversary.我们在庆祝周年Knicksfans,pleaseturnyourattentiontothebigscreenonthescoreboard.尼克斯的球迷们，请看亮分牌大屏幕这边。Someonehasaspecialquestiontoask.有人要问一个很特别的问题Howlame.It'ssotackyandimpersonal.老套！俗气！丢人现眼！-Really?-It'stheworstwaytopropose.-啊？-求婚下下策！Excuseme.失陪一下Ifinishedmyrecommendation.Here.请看我写的推荐信AndIthinkyou'llbevery,veryhappy.你们一定要快乐得不得了It'sthelongestIeverspentonacomputerwithoutlookingatporn.从来没这么久盯着电脑，居然没去看色情站的Idon'tunderstand.看不懂Someofthewordsalittletoosophisticatedforyou?有点太深奥？Itdoesn'tmakeanysense.读不顺啊Well,ofcourseitdoes.It'ssmart.Iusedathesaurus.怎可能！我写得很有学问的，我用的thesaurusOneveryword?每个词都用？Yep.没错Allright,whatwasthissentenceoriginally?这句话原本是啥意思？"Theyarewarm,nicepeoplewithbighearts."他们是热心的好人Andthatbecame,"Theyarehumid,prepossessingHomosapiens..结果变成：他们是潮湿的给人好感的智人人类withfull-sizedaorticpumps."具有标准尺寸的心脏大动脉Yeah.Yeah.Andhey,Ireallymeanit,dude.我真心这么想Allright,Joey,Idon'tthinkwecanusethis.乔，恐怕我们不能用这封信-Whynot?-Well,becauseyousignedit:-为什么？-因为你的签名是："BabyKangarooTribbiani."袋鼠宝宝：小崔（有一个卡通袋鼠形象叫乔伊）Whydon'tyoustopworryingaboutsoundingsmartandjustbeyourself.算了，你还是不要假装有学问就用你的本色来写怎么样？Youdon'tneedathesaurus.Justwritefromhere.你不必用thesaurus，要用“心”写Yourfull-sizedaorticpump.让它发自你的标准尺寸的心脏大动脉？-Amy.Hi.-Itookyouradvice.-艾米！嗨！-我听了你的话-IleftMyron.-Goodforyou!-我跟马瑞分手了。-太好了Iknow.I'mErinBrockovich.是啊，简直像电影女主角！Yes,youare.对。-I'msoproudofyou.-Thankyou.-以你为荣-谢谢SocanIstaywithyou?我能住你这里吗？ButErinBrockovichhadherownhouse.电影女主角不是住她自己家吗？Lookwho'sback.看谁又来啦Whydoyouhavebags?Whydoesshehavebags?你怎么带行李？她为什么带行李？I'mstayingwithyouguys.我要和你们住一块了-What?-We'regonnaberoomies!-什么？-我们是同居室友了！Comeon.来。-Yousleptouthere?-Yeah.-你睡在外面？-是啊！Amykeptkickingmeinhersleep,yelling,"Myron,getoff!"她梦中把我踢出来还叫嚣什么：马瑞，滚出去！Butwe'regettingridofher,right?Pleasetellmewe'regettingridofher?我们会把她赶走对吧？答应我，赶走她-Joey,Ican'tdothat.-Oh,comeon.-我下不了手，乔-噢,不会吧.LastnightIwasfinishingoffapizza,andshesaid:昨晚我刚吃完一半披萨，她就说"Amomentonthelips,foreveronthehips."嘴上爽一把，屁股胖一生Idon'tneedthatkindoftalkinmyhouse!在我家不许说这种话！Joey,look,Iknowthatshe'sdifficult..乔，我知道她难相处butIthinkit'sreallygoodthatshe'shere.但她来这里也不错Becausewe'llappreciateitmorewhenshe'sgone?这样她滚蛋后我们才能更欢喜？No,it'sjust..Look,whenIfirstmovedtothiscity,Iwasalotlikeher.我刚搬来还不是一样Iwasspoiled,self-centered.Andyouguysreallytookcareofme.被惯坏，自我中心你们几个却照顾我Yeah.Monicamadeus.莫妮强迫我们来着Well,whatever.Ireallyappreciateit..不管怎样我都很感激becauseIdon'tthinkIwouldbethepersonIamtoday..如果没有你们ifitwasn'tforyouguys.也就没有现在的我SoIwanttohelpAmythewayyouguyshelpedme.我想帮帮艾米，就像你们帮我那样AndIknowit'sgonnatakepatience,butthat'sokay.我知道这需要极大的耐性，我可以-Goodmorning.-Yeah.-早-早That'swhatI'mwearingtoday.That'swhyIhungitonthedoor.艾米，那是我今天要穿的衣服所以我才挂在门上。Oh,sweetie,youcan'tpullthisoff.宝贝，你总不能给我扒下来Youknowwhat?Iwasthinkingthatmaybenowwouldbeagoodtime..你知道吗，现在我们也许应当坐下来forustositdownand,youknow,talkaboutyourfuture.好好谈谈你的将来Oh,Ican't,honey.I'mgonnagogetmyeyebrowsshaped.我没空，我要去修眉Iamnothappy.这样的眉毛像哭丧着脸Sureyouwanttoeatthat?你真要吃剩下的一半？I'mcurvyandIlikeit!我就是想增加曲线美，我喜欢！-Hi.-Hi.-嗨！-嗨！Ijusthadtheworstanniversaryever.最烂的周年庆！Idoubtthat.Tellheraboutuslastyear.才不是呢莫妮，给她讲讲我们去年怎么过的周年Well,IboughtChandlera$500watch,andhewrotemearapsong.我给钱德买了500圆一只表。而他，给我写了首饶舌歌。-Seriously?-Word.-真的？-是..Minewasworsethanthat.我的比你还逊-Well,whathappened?-Wewereatthegame.-怎么啦？-球赛时Thisguyproposedtohisgirlfriendonthebigscreenthing.有人在大屏幕上求婚-Thatissotacky.-Well,that'swhatIsaid.-老套！-我也是那么说ButitturnsoutMikewasplanningtoproposetomethatsamewaylastnight.结果呢，原来迈克昨晚上就想用这种方式向我求婚！Oh,myGod.Mikewasgonnapropose?天，迈克要求婚？-That'shuge.-Doyouwanttomarryhim?-大件事！-你想嫁他吗？Yeah,Ireallydo.Yes.当然想啦！ButafterIdumpedonthewayhewasgonnadoit..结果我那句话把他堵回去了Idon'tthinkhe'lleveraskagain.IsaidnoinBarbados,andnowthis?我想他一辈子都不会求婚了。在巴贝多斯我拒绝过他一次了，现在又She'sright.IfIwereaguyand..没错。如果我是男人DidIjustsay,"IfIwereaguy"?我刚才是不是说：如果我是男人？Youdon'tneedhimtoproposetoyou.Maybeyoucouldproposetohim.别等他求婚了，主动出击吧Oh,Idon'tknow.Idon'tknow.Isn'tthatalittledesperate?哦，不知道，我又不是想嫁想疯了IproposedtoChandler.我向钱德求的婚Allright,movingon.好吧，就算是Idon'tthinkitwasdesperate.Itwasamazing.我不觉得你想嫁想疯了，我觉得你很棒Thankyou.谢谢。-Well,doyouthinkIshouldpropose?-Ithinkitcouldbekindofgreat.-你们都认为我该求婚？-那一定很棒Absolutely.You'lllovethefeeling.There'snothinglikeit.当然！世上再没有比求婚更美妙的感觉了！Okay.Okay.SohowshouldIdoit?好，就这么干Howaboutatagameonthebigscreen?在球赛的大屏幕上告白HowaboutataFootLocker?更老套的求婚方式如何？What?What,heobviouslythinksthat'sanicewaytobeproposedto.他既然选择过大屏幕求婚，可见他能接受这种方式-Plus,he'dneversuspectit.-Yeah,thatdoesmakesense.-而且他也不会起疑心-有理-Okay,now,wouldyoutwolikethat?-Soundsgoodtome.-你们会喜欢吗？-我喜欢Butwhatwouldaguythink?不过男性会怎么想？-Nana'sonthephone.-Wow.-奶奶电话-哇！That'sinteresting,sinceshediedsevenyearsago.有趣，她七年前就死了Shedid?是吗？WhogothercondoinBoca?那她在博卡的房子归谁了？Hello?喂It'sournanny.是我们的保姆Hi.喂Oh,God,Ihopeyoufeelbetter.Okay.Bye.是吗，希望你早点康复。再见That'sMolly.She'ssick.是茉莉，她病了-CanyouwatchEmmatoday?-Ican't.Ihaveback-to-backclasses.-今天你看孩子可以吗-不行，我要连堂上课DidMollysaywhatshehad?Becausemythroat'sbeenhurting.莫丽说她生什么病？我的喉咙也不舒服Menstrualcramps.痛经Idon'tthinkthat'swhatthisis.我可能不是这毛病-CananyofyouwatchEmma?-No,I'msorry,sweetie.-你们帮忙看着爱玛成吗？-抱歉，亲爱的No,I'vegotwork,andthenI'mproposing.我要上班，还要求婚Great.Shoot.WhatamIgonnado?那怎么办Well,Icoulddoit.我可以帮手-Well,actually..-CanItalktoyouforasecond?-好-谈谈？Idonotwantherbabysittingourchild.我不赞成。-Whynot?-Foronething,shekeepscallingherElla.-为啥？-首先，她老是把我们的孩子喊成“爱拉”-Ella'sanicename.-Fine,we'llcallthenextoneElla.-这名字也不错嘛-好，下一胎叫"爱拉"-Thenextone?-Okay.-下一胎？-好Idon'twantherwatchingourbaby.我不赞成她帮我们看孩子Ross,Iamtryingtohelpherbecomeabetterperson.我只是想改造她Thisisahugebreakthroughforher.这是个好机会Shejustofferedtodosomethingforanotherhumanbeing.可以教她为别人做点事Youknow,Idon'tknow.我不懂Ross,I'mtellingyou..罗斯，我是说she'sgivingupgettinghereyebrowsshapedtodothis,allright?她宁愿牺牲修眉的时间看孩子Doyouunderstandhowimportantthatisinourworld?这件事对我们意义重大！Listen,Icouldn'thelpbutoverhear,becauseIwastryingto.我不小心听到你们的谈话。因为我想听Listen,letmedothis.Ireallywanttohelpyouguysout.就让我带孩子吧，我真心想帮你们Andplus,Rachel'sbeensowonderfultome.而且，瑞秋对我太好了-Absolutely.-Oh,great!-好！-太好了!Sohowmuchdoesitpay?付多少工钱？How'stheseconddraftofthelettercoming?乔，二稿如何？Great.I'mfinished.Infact,Ijustdroppeditoffattheagency.杀青了，交了-Youdroppeditoff?-Yeah.-交了？-是啊。Canwereadit?Canyouprintoutanothercopy?我们能读读吗？再打印一份给我们？Nocando,amigo.哎呀，恐怕不行，No,Ididn'tusethecomputer.Itfeltmorepersonaltohandwriteit.没用电脑，手写的，显得更亲切-Youhandwroteit?-Yeah,anddon'tworry.-还手写？-别担心Ididn'ttrytosoundsmartatall.我根本没有装老练Seeyoulater.再见Oh,myGod.Oh,myGod.Thatletterisgonnagoinourfile.天，信快寄到了。We'renevergonnagetakid.我们没指望了We'regonnabeoneofthoseoldcouples..我们会孤独终老thatcollectsorchidsorhasalotofbirds.养花弄鸟It'sokay.Youknowwhat?别急Iwilljustcalltheagencyandtellthemtothrowouttheletter.我打电话给领养中心请他们扔掉那封信Okay,good.好。Hello,thisisChandlerBing.喂，我是钱德宾Someonejustdroppedoffahandwrittenrecommendationletterand..有人手写了一封推荐信Okay.对，对，好Thankyou.Goodbye.谢谢，再见We'rescrewed,aren'twe?我们完蛋了，知道吗Youknowwhat?Justtellmeonthewaytothebirdstore.先去买鸟，路上说给我听-Theylovedit.-What?-他们喜欢那封信-什么？Theythoughtitwasverysmartofustohaveachildwritetheletter.他们说我们很聪明，叫个小孩写推荐信TheythoughtJoeywasachild?他们以为乔伊是小孩？Sheguessed8,9,basedonhisdrawings.他们看了他的画，以为他只八九岁-Hi.-Hey,what'dyouguysdotoday?-嗨！-嗨！你们今天干嘛了？Ellawantedtogoout,sowewentshoppingandgotsomesushi.爱拉想上街，所以我们去购物还买了寿司-Thatsoundslikefun.-Yeah,notreally.-有趣-也不是啦Babiesaredull.BB很无趣-Hey.Hi,how'smygirl?-I'mfine.-我家妹妹怎样了？-我很好AndIgotyouapresentforlettingmestaywithyou.我给你买了礼物，谢你留我住-Ready?-Yeah.-准备好了？-嗯！Youpiercedherears?你给她穿了耳洞？Doesn'titmakehernoselooksmaller?她的鼻子看来小点了吗？Youpiercedherears?你给她穿了耳洞？Howcouldyoudothiswithouttellingme?竟然不征求我同意？IfIhadtoldyou,thenitwouldn'thavebeenasurprise,nowwouldit?我若先告诉你，就不是惊喜了Ithinkshelookscute.我想她看来很可爱ButIamwrong.但我错了Oh,myGod.Oh,myGod.HerecomesRoss.He'sgonnaflipout.天，罗斯会发飚的Why,didsomethinghappentohisfalafelcart?中东女孩不能穿耳洞吗？-Hey,guys.-Ross!-嗨，各位！.-罗斯！Hi,Emma.Whyisshewearingherhatsolow?嗨，爱玛。她的帽子干嘛压这么低？-Shecanbarelysee.-Idon'treallywanthertosee.-她都看不见了-人家不想她看见嘛Whynot?为啥？Becausetherearesomanyterriblesightsinthisworld.世界太可怕Likewar.OrthatthinginJoey'srefrigerator.Remember?有战争，还有乔伊冰箱里那玩意儿Itwasinamilkcarton,butitlookedlikemeat?一只牛奶盒，但看来像块肉Comehere.Comehere.快来，快来Theresheis.Hi.看她多乖-What?-Nothing.-怎么啦？-没啥Hi.嗨！What..?什么?-Pleasetellmethoseareclip-ons!-Oh,they'rereal.-那是夹上去的？-是戴上的Didshedothistoher?是她干的？Itoldyouweshouldn'thaveleftEmmawithher!我早说过不能把爱玛交到她手上！Iknow,Iknow.Andyouwereright,Ross.我知道了！你说得对Okay?Youaresoirresponsible!Iamneverlettingyoubabysitagain!你太不负责！绝不再让你看孩子！Youknowwhat?Thiskidneedsme,okay?你们知道吗？她需要我！-Sheneedstohaveacool,funaunt.-I'macool,funaunt.-她需要一个又酷又有趣的阿姨！-我就是！Okay.好吧Hey!Monicacanbecoolandfunatorganizedindoorprojects.莫妮本来就是又酷又有趣，而且有条有理！AllIwantedtodowashelpyoutrytofigureoutwhattodowithyourlife.我只不过想帮你想清楚你将来想干什么！Thisishowyourepayme?结果呢，你还是小孩子？Idon'tneedyoutohelpme.IalreadyknowwhatI'mgonnadowithmylife.谁稀罕你帮忙。我自己想好了-Oh,yeah?Sincewhen?-Sincetoday.-是吗？几时想好的？-今天Iamgoingtobeababystylist.我要当BB时尚专家！-What?-That'snotathing!-啊？-有这职业吗？Well,itshouldbe.该有！I'mgonnahelpbabieslearnhowtoaccessorize..我要教BB如何穿戴whatcolorstowear,whatclothesareslimming.选衣裳的颜色，什么衣服较瘦身-Babiesdon'tcareifthey'reslim!-EnterAmy.-BB才不想苗条呢！-如何像艾米一样美！-Amy,I..Ijust..Ijustwanna..-What?Whatareyougonnado?-艾米,我要…-你想怎样？Nomorefalafelforyou!罚你永世没有三明治吃！Greatgame,huh?比赛很精彩-Whydoyoukeeplookingatthescreen?-I'mnot.I'mpraying.-你怎么老瞄大屏幕？-没，我在祷告PleaselettheKnickswin.请让尼克斯队赢吧Thankyou,Thor.谢谢！托尔(北欧神话中的雷神)-Whereareyougoing?-I'mgoingtothebathroom.-你上哪儿？-嘘嘘去-Well,Ithinkyoushouldwait.-Why?-等一会-为啥？Well,ifyoudon'tholditin,youdon'tgetallthenutrients.如果不憋一会，你就无法摄取所有养分Knicksfans,pleaseturnyourattentiontothebigscreenonthescoreboard.尼克斯球迷，请注意积分牌大屏幕Someonehasaspecialquestiontoask.有人要问特别的问题MikeHannigan,willyoumarryme?迈克安那根，娶我好吗？Getaloadofthis.She'sproposingtohim!看啊，她向他求婚！Guessweknowwhowearsthepantsinthatfamily.到底谁更有种？Well,that'snotveryenlightened.不要误导观众！Boous?Booyou!不许嘘我们！Odinwillsmiteyou!你们去死！Hello?Yeah,thisisJoeyTribbiani.喂？我就是崔乔伊Oh,hi.哦，嗨！Well,I'mgladyoulikedmyletter.真高兴你喜欢我的信No,mymommyanddaddyaren'thomerightnow.我爸妈不在家Okay,bye-bye.再见Shewasnice.她真慈祥Joey,getAmy'sbags.Sheismovingout.乔，把艾米的箱子拿出来，她要搬走了-You'rekickingmeout?-Youputholesinmybaby'sears.-你把妹妹踢出家门？-你给我的BB穿耳洞！Atleastnowpeoplewillknowshe'sagirl!不然大家怎么知道她是女孩？Ican'tbelieveIevereventriedtohelpyou.不敢相信，我竟然想过要帮你！-Youaresobeyondhelp!-Youknowwhat?-你不可救药！-你知道吗？EversinceIgothere,youhavebeennothingbutnegative.这次见面你在否定我的一切！-Excuseme?-Youdidn'twantme..-啊？-你不准我…tomarrytheoldguywiththegreatapartment.不准我嫁有豪宅的老头ThenItriedtohelpyourdaughterde-emphasizeherflaws..我想帮你把你女儿的鼻子变小点andsuddenlyI'mthebadguy?结果吃力不讨好？-Joey,wherearethosebags?-Shehasalotofcrap!-乔，行李怎么还没搬出来？-她的破玩意太多了Youknow?WhenImovedinhere,Ithought,"Thiswillbesogreat.我刚搬来时，还憧憬姐妹团聚Justussistersbacktogetheragainlikewhenwewerekids."像童年那样ExceptwithoutthatstupidJill.而且没有该死的吉尔捣乱Whohasgottenfat,bytheway.她变肥了Seriously?真的？Momsaidshegained,like,15pounds.妈说吉尔肥了15磅-Hipsorthighs?-Assandface.-屁股和大腿长肉了？-屁股和脸Oh,myGod!IthoughtshewasonAtkins.天啊，她不是节食吗？Shewas.Carbsfoundher.本来是，后来被男人甩了See?ThisiswhatIwanted.看，这才像姐妹Twosis