老友记第一季第十三集中英分句对照剧本

-I'msorry!-Thatisit!-抱歉-天啊,我受够了Youbargeinhereandyoudon'tknock?你不敲门就闯进来?Youhavenorespectforprivacy.No,youwait!难道你不尊重别人的隐私权?不,你慢著,-CanIjustsayonething?-What?!-我能说一件事吗?-什么事?That'sarelativelyopenweave.Icanstillsee...这块布编的非常松,我仍能看见......yournippularareas....你的胸脯TheOneWithTheBoobiesHoney,tellthemthestoryaboutyourpatient...亲爱的,告诉他们你的病人...whothinksthingsareotherthings.如何把事想成另一件事Whenthephoneringsandshetakesashower.例如电话响时她就去洗澡That'sprettymuchit.差不多是那样-Butyoutellitreallywell,sweetie.-Thanks.Okay.-但你说得很好-谢谢Nowgoawaysowecantalkaboutyou.快走开我们才能谈你Okay.I'llmissyou.好吧,我会想念你的-lsn'thegreat?-He'scute.Helikesyousomuch.-他很不错吧-他好帅,也好像很喜欢你Iknow.He'ssosweet.Andsocomplicated,youknow?我知道,他人很好,而且很复杂Andforashrink,he'snottooshrinky.有点神经质,但是有又不是太神经质.Thinkyou'lldoitonhiscouch?他会在沙发上做吗?Idon'tknow.That'salittleweird.我不知道…有点奇怪It'svinyl.聚乙稀做的Okay,youguyswantanythingelse?大家还想要别的吗?-CouldIhave?-We'reallout.Anybodyelse?-要,我要…-抱歉,卖完了,其他人呢?DidImisssomething?我是否错过某事?she'sstillupsetbecauseIsawherboobies.她很生气因为我看见她的胸脯Whatwereyoudoingseeingherboobies?你看她的胸脯干吗?Itwasanaccident.Iwasn'tacrossthestreetwithatelescope.那是意外,我可不是隔条街用望远镜偷看.Canwechangethesubject,please?能换个话题吗?Thesearen'ther"boobies."Theseareherbreasts.没错,因为那不是她的胸脯而是她的胸部Pheebs,Iwashopingformoreofachange.菲比,我要的不只是改变字眼Ialwaysliked"Bazoombas."我向来喜欢"波涛汹涌"(俚语)GivesthemaLatinspin.给他个拉丁旋转.Canwedropthisalready,please?我们放下这个不说了,好不好?Whyareyouembarrassed?Theywereveryniceboobies.你为什么要难为情呢?它们确实是非常好看的胸脯."Nice"?Theywere"nice"?"好看"?他们很"好看"?That'sit?Imean,mittensare"nice."就这样?手套也很好看Okay.Rock,hardplace.Me.我…左右为难You'resofunny!你真逗He'sreallyfunny.他真的很逗Iwouldn'twannabetherewhenthelaughterstops.他不笑的时候,我也不想待在这儿Whoa,backupthere,sparky.等等,回去上句,Whatdidyoumeanbythat?那是什么意思?Itseemsthatmaybeyouhaveintimacyissues...你似乎有亲密上的问题...thatyouuseyourhumortokeeppeopleatadistance.你用你的幽默和人保持距离Imean,Ijustmetyou.Idon'tknowyoufromAdam.我才刚认识你,我从亚当那里没听说过你Onlychild,right?独子?Parentsdivorcedbeforeyouhitpuberty.父母在你青春期前离婚?-Howdidyouknowthat?-It'stextbook.-你怎会知道?-你很典型Hey,youguys.Youallknowmydad,right?各位,乔伊.你们都认识我爸吧?-Howlongareyouinthecity?-Justacoupleofdays.Igotajobmiddletown.-打算在纽约待多久?-就几天.我在市中心有工作.I'mbetteroffstayingwithJoey...我想和乔伊同住...thangoingbackandforthontheferry.比来回坐渡轮好-Idon'tknowthisone.-ThisismyfriendRoger.-我没见过他-他是我朋友罗杰-Goodtomeetyou.-Youtoo.-幸会,罗杰.-彼此彼此-Whathappenedtothepuppetguy?-Dad.-玩布偶的那个怎么了?-爸Oh,excuseme.So,Ross,how'sthewife?抱歉,罗斯,你的太太呢?0for2,huh?两人出局了?Chandler,saysomethingfunny.钱德,说点好笑的Igottago.Missyoutoo.我得挂电话了,我也想你-Iloveyou,butit'sgettinglate-Sayhi.Hey,Ma.-我爱你,但现在很晚了-让我向她打声招呼ImadetheappointmentwithDr.Bassidaand我和包西达大夫约了时间Excuseme?什么?Didyouknowthisisn'tMa?你知道这不是妈吗?Hername'sRonni.她叫罗妮,She'sapetmortician.宠物殡葬业者Sure.当然So,howlongyoubeen...?你和她多久了…Rememberwhenyouwereakid,I'dtakeyoutothenavyyard?记得小时候我常带你去海军军港看大船?-Sincethen?-No,it'sonlybeensixyears.-从那时候就开始了?-不,才6年Iwantedyoutothinkofanicememorysoyou'dknowI'mnotaterribleguy.我只想勾起你美好的回忆让你不会觉得我一直是个大烂人-Whatareyoudoing?-Choppinggarlic.-你们在干嘛?-切大蒜.Youdon'tcrushit?你不是把他们压碎的吗?You'rehavinganaffair,Ichopgarlic.It'sawackyworld.这是你的风格,我一向都是切的.真是个古怪的世界.Joe,youeverbeeninlove?乔伊,你爱过吗?-Idon'tknow.-Thenyouhaven't.-我不知道.-那就是没有-You'reburningtomatoes.-You'reonetotalk.-你的蕃茄烧焦了.-别想转移话题Yourdad'sinlove.Theworstpartis,it'swithtwodifferentwomen.乔,你老爸爱得无法自拔最糟的是我爱两个女人Oh,man!PleasetellmeoneofthemisMa.拜托你告诉我其中一个是妈Ofcourseoneofthem'sMa.What'sthematterwithyou?当然其中一个是你妈,你是怎么搞的?It'slikeifyouwokeupandfoundout...这就像你某天起床突然发现...yourdadleadsthisdoublelife.你爸是个双面人He'slikeactuallysomespyworkingfortheClA.就像是为中情局工作的间谍That'dbecool.那一定很酷Thisblows!但这个很烂DoyouthinkDadcheated?你以为爸爸骗你吗?Idon'tthinkso.Thatwouldinvolvesex.我没有这么想过.那一定包括了性是不是.I'dliketothinkthatourparentsdon'tdothat.我更加趋向于认为我父母没有那么做.Iknow.Whycan'tparentsjuststayparents?为何父母就不能是父母?Whydotheyhavetobecomepeople?Whydotheyhave?为何他们就得成为人间男女?为何他们要?Why...为什么......can'tyoustopstaringatmybreasts?...别再盯著我的胸部看What?什么?What?什么?Didn'tyougetagoodenoughlook?那一天你还看得不够吗?We'realladultshere.There'sonlyonewaytoresolvethis.我们都已是成年人此事只有一个解决之道Sinceyousawherboobiesyouhavetoshowheryourpee-pee.既然你看过她的胸脯你应该让她看你的小弟弟Youknow,Idon'tseethathappening.办不到Comeon.He'sright.Titfortat.拜托,他说得对.以眼还眼Well,I'mnotshowingyoumytat!我不会让你看的-It'sPhoebe.-AndRog!-是菲比.-还有罗杰!Comeonup.快上来.Oh,good!Rogishere.这下可好,罗杰来了-What'sthematterwithRog?-It'salittlething.Ihatethatguy!-罗杰有什么不对劲吗?-没什么,小事.我讨厌这家伙Sohewasalittleanalytical.That'swhathedoes.为什么?因为他太善于分析他就是这种人别这样嘛,Comeon,he'snotthatbad.他没那么糟You'rewrong!WhywouldImarryher...你错了!如果当初我感觉到...ifIthoughtthatshewasalesbian?感觉到她是女同志我何必和她结婚呢?Idon'tknow.Maybeyouwantedyourmarriagetofail.我不知道,或许你想让婚姻失败Why?Whywouldl?Why?为什么?我为什么这样?为什么?Idon'tknow.Maybelowself-esteem?我不知道,或许自信心不足Maybetocompensateforovershadowingasibling.Maybe或许是弥补你让你妹相形见绌的愧疚Wait!Gobacktothat"sibling"thing.或许…等等,回到妹妹的话题Well,Idon'tknow.什么?我不知道Youcould'vesabotagedyourmarriage...你要使你的婚姻触礁...sothesiblingwouldfeellikelessofafailure.让你妹在父母面前不那么抬不起头That'sridiculous!Idon'tfeelguiltyforherfailures.这太荒谬了她不争气我并未感到自责-YouthinkI'mafailure?-Isn'thegood?-你认为我不争气?-他不错吧Yeah.No,that'snotwhatIwassaying.我不是那个意思?Ithoughtyouwereonmyside.多年来我以为你支持我Butmaybeyousuckeduptothemsothey'dfavoryou.但或许你婚姻失败目的是想巴结爸妈让他们更心疼你Imarriedalesbiantomakeyoulookgood!我娶女同志是想让你建立自信You'reright.Imean,you'reright.你说得对.我说,你说得对Itwasn'tjusttheWeebles,buttheWeeblePlayPalace...那不是“威伯”的问题而是威伯游乐宫...andtheWeeble'sCruiseShip...和威伯游轮的问题...withthislifeboatfortheWeeblestowobblein.它上面的救生艇让威伯能缓缓驶出AndMomjustgavethemallaway.偏偏妈妈把他们都给出去了.That'stough,toughstuff.那滋味不好受Pheebs,we'regonnacatchthatmovie,wegottago.菲比,如果想看电影我们现在该走了-Feelbetter.-We'regonnabelate,sweetie.-打起精神来,瑞秋-菲比,我们快来不及了-Thanksforeverything,Mon.-Noproblem.-谢谢你做的一切,摩-不客气.Listen,itwasgreatseeingyouagain.各位,很高兴和各位再度见面Mon,easyonthosecookies,okay?摩妮卡,饼乾别吃太多Remember,they'rejustfood,they'renotlove.切记,那只是食物,不是爱Ihatethatguy!我讨厌这家伙Goodnight,youguys.晚安,各位Oh,look.It'sthewomanweordered.这是我们订的女人Hey,canwehelpyou?需要帮忙吗?No,thanks.I'mjustwaitingforJoeyTribbiani.不用,谢谢,我在等乔依I'mJoeyTribbiani.我就是乔依Oh,no,notyou.BigJoey.Oh,myGod!不是你,是老乔依,天啊,You'resomuchcuterthanyourpictures.你此照片上帅多了I'mRonni.我是罗妮CheeseNip?想吃起司块(夹子)吗?Joey'shavinganembolism,butI'dgoforanip.乔伊有“栓子”,我要个"夹子"Mostpeople,whentheirpetspasson...大部份人在宠物过世后...wantthemlikethey'resleeping.希望它们就像长眠一样Occasionallyyougetapersonwhowantstheminapose.但有些人要他们摆出姿势Likechasingtheirtail.像追自己的尾巴OrjumpingtocatchaFrisbee.跳起接住飞盘Joey,ifIgofirst,Iwannabelookingformykeys.乔伊,如果我先走我的姿势要像找钥匙一样-That'sagoodone!-Hey.-这姿势不错!-嗨!Hey,Dad.Ronni'shere.嗨,爸爸.罗妮来了-Hi.-Hey.Hello,babe!Whatareyoudoinghere?宝贝,你来干什么?Oh,youleftyourhairatmyplace.你的假发留在我的住处Ithoughtyou'dneedittomorrow.我想你明天用得上Thankyou.谢谢So,who'supforabiggameofKerplunk?谁想玩“科普朗克”?Look,Ishouldn'thavecome.我不该来这儿Ibettergo.I'llmissthetrain.我该走了,我不想错过最后一班地铁-Idon'twantyoutakingthatthing.-WheredoIstay?Here?-不,我不要你坐这么晚的车-我要住哪儿?这里?We'llgotoahotel.我们去住饭店We'llgotoahotel.我们去住饭店-No,youwon't.-No,wewon't.-不行-不行Ifyougotoahotel,you'llbedoingstuff.你们去饭店就一定会办事IwantyouheresoIcankeepaneyeonyou.我要你们待在这儿,这样我就可以监视-You'regonnakeepaneyeonus?-Right.-你要监视我们-没错,Aslongasyouareundermyroof...只要住在我家...you'regonnalivebymyrules.—切就得听我的Thatmeansnosleepingwithyourgirlfriend.那就是不准你们睡在一起Wow,he'sstrict.他好严格Dad,you'llbeinmyroom.YoucanstayinChandler'sroom.爸,你睡我房间.罗妮,你睡钱德的房间AndChandlerwillbe?那钱德呢?Outherewithme,bunkingup.在这和我一起,轮船铺位.Oh,bunkingup.Ifyousmells'mores,don'tbealarmed.轮船铺位.如果问到烟味不要拉警报哦.Thanks.You'reagoodkid.谢谢,你真是个好孩子I'llshowyoutomyroom.我带你去看我房间Thatsoundsweirdnotfollowedby,"No,it'slate."感觉真奇怪你没说“不,谢了,时候不早了”Thisisjustfortonight.Tomorrowyougottachange.只有今晚,明天你们就得做出改变Change?改变?-BreakupwithRonni.-Ican't!-和罗妮分手.-我不能!ThencomecleanwithMa!Thisisnotright!不然就是向妈自首,这样是不对的Idon'twannahearit!Nowgotomyroom!对,但是…我不想听,快进我房里Hey,kickie!别踢了-Whatareyoudoing?-Gettingcomfortable.-你在干什么?-找寻舒适的位置-Ican'tsleepinmyunderwear.-Well,you'regonna.-穿著内裤我睡不著-你非穿不可IwasthinkingabouthowI'malwaysseeinggirlsontopofgirls....我一直在想…我总是看见女人叠在女人上面Aretheyend-to-end,ortall,likepancakes?她们是首尾相接,还是是像煎饼一样叠起来Youknow,howIdateallthesewomen.懂我意思吗?我总想像自己和所有这些女人约会Ialwaysfigured,whentherightonecomesalong...因为我总想梦中情人出现时...I'llbeabletogothedistance.我就会勇往直前,坚持到最后NowI'mlookingatmydad,thinking但如今看见我爸…看起来You'renothim,you'reyou.你不是他,你是你自己Whentheywantedyouinyourfather'sbusiness,didyoucave?当全天下都希望你继承你爸的事业时你有屈服吗?-No.-No.-没有.-没有.Youchosetheout-of-work-actorbusiness.你决心从事没有工作的演员事业.Thatwasn'teasy,butyoudidit.这不是一件容易的事,但你办到了Ibelievewhentherightwomancomesalong...我也相信梦中情人出现时...you'llhavethegutstosay,"No,thanks,I'mmarried."你会有勇气对她说“抱歉,我已婚”-Youreallythinkso?-Yeah,Ireallydo.-你真的这样认为?-真的-Thanks,Chandler.-Getoff!-谢谢,钱德.-滚开-Hi.-Hi.MayIhelpyou?-Hi.-有事吗?JoeysaidIcoulduseyourshowersinceChandler'sinours.乔伊说我能用你的浴室因为钱德正在用我们的Okay.Whoareyou?ok.你是谁?Oh,I'mRonni.RonniRapalono.我叫罗妮.罗妮.拉帕罗罗Themistress?情妇-Comeonin.-Thanks.-请进.-谢谢I'mRachel.Bathroom'sthere.我叫瑞秋.浴室在那儿Ronni,howlonghasChandlerbeenintheshower?罗妮,钱德进浴室多久了?Oh,likefiveminutes.约5分钟Perfect.太好了Fastenyourseatbelts,it'spee-peetime.请系好安全带,“小弟弟”时间到了-Hey,Mr.Trib.-Hey,goodmorning,dear.-崔先生.-早安ChandlerBing,it'stimetoseeyourthing.钱德,该我看你的小弟弟了-What'swithyou?-IthoughtitwasChandler!-你是怎么搞的?-我以为你是钱德YouweresupposedtobeintheresoI'dseeyourthing!你应该在浴室这样我才能看见你的小弟弟Sorry,mythingwasintherewithme.抱歉,我的小弟弟和我在那儿-How'sitgoing?-Good.-如何?-不错Roger'shavingadinnerthing.Hewantedmetoinviteyouguys.罗杰想邀大家一起吃晚餐-So,what'sgoingon?-Nothing.-怎么了?-没事It'sjust....只是…It'sRoger,youknow?罗杰,我说不上来There'ssomethingabout有些事…Wejustfeelthathe's....基本上我们认为他…-Wehatethatguy!-Wehatehim!-我们讨厌他…-我们讨厌他…-We'resorry,Pheebs.-Okay.-菲此,我们很抱歉.-okDon'tyouthinkit'sjustthathe'ssoperceptive...是不是他观察入微...itfreakedyouout?反而吓到你们了No,wehatehim!不,我们讨厌他…I'msorry.抱歉-Ma!Whatareyoudoinghere?-Icametogiveyouthisandthis!-妈,你来干什么?-我拿这个来给你,还有这个Bigring!大戒指!Why'dyoufillyourfather'sheadwithgarbage...你为什么要对你爸讲一大堆...aboutmakingthingsright?关于改正的垃圾呢?Thingswerefinethisway!何不顺其自然呢?There'schickeninthere.Putitaway.里面有鸡肉,拿去放好ForGod'ssake,Joey!Really.拜托,乔依,真的-Holdon.Youknew?-OfcourseIknew.Whatdoyouthink?-慢著,你都知道?-我当然知道,你认为呢?YourfatherisnoJamesBond.你爸又不是詹姆士庞德Youshould'veheardhisstories.你应该听过他的谎言"I'msleepingoveratmyaccountant's."“我在会计这儿睡”-Whatisthat?Please!-Sothen,howcouldyou?-那是什么?拜托-你怎能…Doyourememberhowyourfatherusedtobe?记得你爸以前的模样吗?Alwaysyelling.Nothingmadehimhappy.总是大吼大叫,总是不开心Notthatwoodshop,notthosestupidlittleshipsinthebottle.连木店和瓶内的小船也无法让他开心Nowhe'shappy.Imean,it'snice.Hehasahobby.这样也好,他总算有个嗜好Ma,Idon'tmeantobedisrespectful...妈,恕我直言...butwhatthehellareyoutalkingabout?你到底在说什么?-Imean,whataboutyou?-Me?I'mfine.-我是说,你怎么样?-我很好啊Look,honey,inanidealworld...在理想的世界中没有她...there'dbenoherandyourfatherwouldlooklikeSting.没有她,你爸也长得和史汀一样帅Andsomethingelse:再告诉你别的Eversincethatpoodle-stuffercamealong...自从那女人出现后...he'ssoashamedofhimselfthathe'sbeenmoreattentive.他感到内疚而开始对我体贴He'sbeenmoreloving.It'slikeeverydayisouranniversary.每天都像我们的结婚纪念日-I'mhappyforyou?-Well,don'tbe!-我该为你高兴?-不需要Noweverything'sscrewedup.因为现在全搞砸了Ijustwantitthewayitwas.我只想回到从前Ma,I'msorry.妈,对不起IjustdidwhatIthoughtyou'dwant.我自以为做了你想做的事Iknowyoudid,cookie.Iknowyoudid.我知道,亲爱的,我知道Sotellme.Didyouseeher?告诉我,你看见她没?Yeah.-You're10timesprettierthansheis.-That'ssweet.-你比她漂亮十倍都不止.-嘴巴真甜CouldItakeher?我斗得过她?Withthisring,nocontest.你有戒指,她斗不过的Oh,no!Don'teverdothat!oh,不!永远不要这样做!-What?-I'msorry.-什么?-对不起.Ihaveathing,whichmeansyoucan'teverdothat!我有一样东西,意味着你永远不要这么做-What'swrong,sweetie?-Nothing.-怎么了?-没事-No,what'swrong?Comeon.-Okay.-到底怎么了?快说嘛.-okIt'snothing.I'mfine.It'sjustIt'smyfriends.好吧,我…没事问题出在我朋友身上Theyhavealikingproblemwithyou...他们对你有意见...inthattheydon't.他们…Theydon't?他们?Buttheydon'tseeallthewonderfulnessthatIsee.他们看不见你的好处Theydon'tseeallthegoodandsweetstuff.他们看不见你好的一面-Theythinkyou'realittle.-What?-他们认为你有点…-什么?Intenseandcreepy.难以相处-Oh.-ButIdon't.Me,Phoebe.-oh.-但我菲比不这么认为-I'mnotatallsurprisedaboutthat.-That'swhyyou'resogreat.-我对他们的反应毫不感到惊讶.-这就是我欣赏你的地方It'squitetypicalbehavior...当群体动力失调时...whenyouhavethiskindofdysfunctionalgroupdynamic.这是很平常的反应Youknow,thiskindofcodependent,emotionallystunted...这种相互依赖,情绪激动...sittinginyourstupidcoffeehouse,withyourstupidbigcups...坐在那家烂咖啡屋,拿著又