英语搞笑改编短剧剧本-孙悟空三打白骨精

1、beat it!人物：t:唐僧 m:孙悟空 p:猪八戒 s:沙僧 x:白骨精原型 b1:白骨精变成的村姑 b2:白骨精变成的漂亮的女人 b3: 白骨精变成男人t: emitofo, wow,boys,this place looks beautiful. where we are now?.does any one of you know what this place is?众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。t: bajie, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)t:bajie? give the map to me!（严肃的问）八戒依旧看书，不理睬。m: idiot, what

2、 are you looking at? 孙悟空用棍子打了一下八戒，八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。但为时已晚，m一把抢过。m: look，monster.(把书抢走交给师傅)t:(很吃惊) （转身训斥八戒）bajie!how many times i have told you, dont bring these pictures of beautiful girls!p: oh, master! forgive me。i will never do this again (伸手拿回)t: (缩手)ill keep it for you until we reach the west. p: mast

3、er, we have arrived in white tiger mountain!ah i cant walk on any more!(坐)my stomach doesnt allow so. 我这肚子饿了。m: fat pig! p: monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again,i will ,i will.m: you will what(凶相)?p: i will help you catch fleas跳蚤。m: hm！t:（轻咳）wukong,factually,i am a bit hungry. could

4、 you go to get some food for me?p: you see , master is hungry,too!t: baijie! dont forget who ate my last meal!s: but master, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away.t: emit is a problem.wukong,do you have any idea?m: no problem! (画圈)s: this is.?m: electric net伏魔圈! i made this. no monster can

5、 approach you if you stay in it.t: emok，thats good，we will stay in it! monkey, you find the food as quickly as possible.i am so hungry.s: ok, master. bye!(飞走)t: its so boring, lets play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐斗地主白骨精上场x;hahahaaai heard that any monster eating master tang will get a infinite life.how lucky a

6、m i,they are in my area.wow, i should come up with a plan. ehn.get it! i can pretend to be a poor woman, so they will trust me.hahachange change转了几圈，变成了一个村姑b1。b1:i look great!蹒跚的走过去，接近三人，看着他们在打牌.b1:hello,gentelman.can i join you?p: im sorry,lady. we are playing fighting against landowner and three p

7、eople are enough. 不好意思，姑娘。我们在斗地主，三个人够了。b1: (在一旁观看)oh,chance! bomb! 噢，机会来了！炸弹！t: bomb? (出牌)b1: double king! 王炸！t: oh.i win! em,lady,you are a boss-hand. come in and teach me! 喔我赢了！嗯，姑娘，你是老手吧。进来教我！m: (回来，看见b1)oh,monster!(上前就打)b1: （倒)ah 惨叫声t: (气愤)wukong! look what have you done! she is my teacher!m: sh

8、e is a monster!t: nonsense!(深呼吸)m: oh,please dontt:its too late!(唱)once moreyou open the door(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱) 太晚了！ once more(紧箍咒)m: please,please,oh,no(痛苦抱头)t: (呛住，咳)wukong,im disappointed with you! so have you take some delicious food for me? m: yes, master, i found some delicious bananas.t: bananas

9、again?! how many times i have told you! i am a monk, not a monkey! i want meat, meat (加重语气,又开始唱起泰坦尼克主题曲) m：oh, sorry, master, please ,no.t: get the meat for me, quickly! （唐僧摇摇头，玩起手机来）白骨精变成了一位年轻漂亮的女子 x2:（曼妙的走过来，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不转头：leave me alone.x2有碰一下，唐僧依然不转头：i said leave me alone.这时，x2开口说话） x2:hi.mr handso

10、me!t:（转头）wowhi beauty!（扔掉画册，背景音乐响起，only you，神情对视，过会儿）come here,do you want some food？take some bananes。 i am tang seng,you can call me tannyx:hi tannyyou look great,maybe we can have some time together alonet:yeah,you are right, what are we waiting for?! let us go!(半路碰到悟空，悟空火眼金睛看出是妖怪)m:monster!look

11、at how i beat you into hell.（唐僧没有拦的住）p&s: are you ok, moster?(扶t)s: look,(伸食指)how many?看，这是几？t:two.(晕乎乎地)t: what you are doing,you bastard monkey!this beautiful lady is my guest,m:boss,it is a monster,he change himself into a charming girl so as to attact you.he will eat yout:bullshit!you must be fe

12、d up with this trip to west.t：i think you little monkey need some punishment(摆姿势，要念咒语)m：（赶忙说）oh,no, master,not that spell.q:(sigh)it is so late!(念咒，喜洋洋美羊羊灰太狼红太郎，别看我只是一只羊悟空落荒而走)b3:sun wukong, game over!(变成b3) 孙悟空，游戏结束了！b3: (看到b1,b2尸体)oh.,my daughter, my wife! who did it?!(哭喊)m: ill kill you, monster!

13、(打)孙悟空突然冒出来打死妖精t: （想阻止，未及）you,you.(险些晕，e,j扶住 )you have killed three lives!s: no,they are not human beings!they are created by monster!t: monster?you are a real monster!never let me see you,go!m: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）人鬼情未了p: master, brother monkey is.t: dont mention that guy any more!b: (出现) ha,ha,ha

14、!(三尸体b1,b2,b3在b招手后“飘”走)t: （惊）you are.b: how foolish you are ,mr tang!(e,j去阻斗，被击退)b: (抓住t)ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha. 准备吃唐僧m: (悄悄走到b后，打b晕)t: wukong?s: oh,brother monkey!（猴哥）p: our hero is back!t: i,i cant understand.what happened?s: boss,your iq needs increasing! this monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!师傅，你应