ThreeTimesBeatingMonster三打白骨.ppt

Three Times Beating Monster. 三打白骨精,T:唐僧(A) S:孙悟空 (B) E:猪八戒(C) J:沙僧(D) B:白骨精(E) B1:B变成村姑 B2:B变成太婆 B3:B变化成老头,人物：,T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? 阿弥陀佛，我们这是到哪了？ S: Bajie,map! 八戒，地图！ E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,boss (凑近T)（T、S一齐转向E） 师傅，请看。 T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, dont bring these pictures of beautiful girls! 八戒，我跟你讲了多少次了，不要带这种美女的图片！ E: Oh, boss!Forgive me。(伸手拿回) 哦，师傅！原谅我吧。 T: (缩手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the west 为师先替你保管，到西天了再给你。,E: But 但是 T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? 阿弥陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地图？ E: (递)Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesnt allow So. 给，嗯我们已经到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不动了！再说，我这肚子也饿了。 S: Fat Pig! 肥猪! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will. 死猴子，有本事再说一遍，再说 S: You will what(凶相)? 再说你怎么样？,E: I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). 我帮你抓虱子。 S: Hm! 哼！ T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? 悟空，我也有点饿了，你能去化些斋饭来吃吗？ E: You see , boss is hungry,too! 你看，师傅不也饿了吗！ T: Baijie!Dont forget who ate my last meal! 八戒！不要忘了是谁吃了我的干粮！ J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away 但是，师傅，假如妖怪趁猴哥不在来了呢 T: EmIt is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? 嗯这是个问题。悟空，你有什么办法没？,S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） 没问题！ （白骨精躲在一旁偷看） J: This is? S: Electric net! I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! 伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就没有妖怪能接近！ T: Emok，we will stay in it! 嗯好的，我们会呆在里面的！ S: Bye!(飞走) 俺老孙去也。 T: Lets play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐斗地主 我们斗地主吧！ B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) 哈哈！伏魔圈？太小儿科了吧。 B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? 我也可以玩吗？,J: Im sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. 不好意思，姑娘。我们在斗地主，三个人够了。 B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! 噢，机会来了！炸弹！ T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King! 王炸！ T: Oh.I win! Em,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me! 喔我赢了！嗯，姑娘，你是老手吧。进来教我！ S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) 啊，妖怪！ B1: （倒)Ah 惨叫声 T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! 悟空！你在干嘛！她是我的师傅! S: She is a monster! 她是妖怪！,T: Nonsense!(深呼吸) S: Oh,please dont 噢，师傅，别 T:Its too late!(唱)Once moreyou open the door(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱) 太晚了！ Once more(紧箍咒) S: Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱头) T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,Im disappointed with you! 悟空，为师早就跟你讲了！（不要乱杀生） B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, Ill teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) 哼!孙悟空，让我教训一下你！ B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? （长老）请问，你们见过我女儿没？ T: Daughter?.(连忙挡住尸体)No,sorry! S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, Ill beat you into hell! 好你个妖怪，我打死你！ E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T) 师傅，你还好吧？,J: Look,(伸食指)how many? 看，这是几？ T:Two(晕乎乎地) B3:Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3) 孙悟空，游戏结束了！ B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!(哭喊) 噢女儿，老婆子！谁干的？！ S: Ill kill you, monster!(打) 妖怪，我要打死你！ T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! 你，你你已经伤了三条人命了！ S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! 不，他们不是人！都是妖怪变的！ T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go! 妖怪？你才是妖怪！你走，不要再让我看见你！,S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）人鬼情未了 J: boss, brother Monkey is. 师傅，猴哥这是 T: Dont mention that guy any more! 不要再提他了！ B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: （惊）You are B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退) 唐僧，你好愚蠢！ B: (抓住T)Ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha 我要吃你的肉，哈哈哈哈 S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later. T: Wukong? 悟空 E: Oh,Brother Monkey!（猴哥） J: Our hero is back! 我们的英雄回来了！,T: I,I cant understandWhat happened? 发生什么事了？ S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! 师傅，你应该提高一下智商了！这个妖怪为了骗你变化成三个模样！ T: How,how did you find out? 你怎么发现的？ S: (沉默).M