高中英语 生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕2素材.doc

生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕200:00:02,030 - 00:00:05,200史上最逊的文艺复兴集会worst. renaissance. fair. ever.200:00:06,960 - 00:00:08,930别再墨迹了 谢尔顿please let it go, sheldon.300:00:09,000 - 00:00:12,100还原历史的准确度也太低了it was rife with historical inaccuracies.400:00:12,160 - 00:00:15,030举个例子 客栈的女服务生上给我们一大壶蜂蜜酒for example, the tavern girl serving flagons of mead.500:00:15,100 - 00:00:17,300她的服装明显是日耳曼式的her costume was obviously germanic.600:00:17,360 - 00:00:20,330但在1487年 巴伐利亚纯酿法令but in 1487, the bavarian purity laws,700:00:20,400 - 00:00:21,930或者叫纯度法令or reinheitsgebot,800:00:22,000 - 00:00:24,360严格限制了蜂蜜酒的可用性severely limited the availability of mead.900:00:24,430 - 00:00:26,460最多他们只能用一点调味酒at best, they would have had some sort of spiced wine.1000:00:26,530 - 00:00:27,960你真是太吹毛求疵了youre nitpicking.1100:00:28,030 - 00:00:29,460是吗oh, really?1200:00:29,530 - 00:00:31,460那我就再来挑一下疵 那个酒壶well here is another nit for you.the flagons1300:00:31,530 - 00:00:33,800在以前绝对不会是用聚丙烯做的would not have been made of polypropylene.1400:00:33,860 - 00:00:37,600文艺复兴集会的重点不是历史准确度有多高renaissance fairs arent about historical accuracy.1500:00:37,660 - 00:00:40,360重点在于把那些在金考公司上班的丰满女孩们带来theyre about taking chubby girls who work at kinkos1600:00:40,430 - 00:00:42,300给她们系上紧身胸衣and lacing them up in corsets so tight1700:00:42,360 - 00:00:46,000好让她们的波波跳出来和我们说 您好their bosom jumps out and says, howdy.1800:00:46,060 - 00:00:48,730十五世纪的胸部不会说 您好bosoms would not have said howdy in the 15th century.1900:00:48,800 - 00:00:51,230如果要说的话 也只能是 万岁if anything, they wouldve said, huzzah.2000:00:51,300 - 00:00:53,560我才不管波波说什么 谢尔顿i dont care what the bosoms say, sheldon.2100:00:53,630 - 00:00:56,300只要它们在对我说话就好i just want to be part of the conversation.2200:00:56,360 - 00:00:58,200伙计们hi, guys.2300:00:58,260 - 00:01:00,460好像你们刚才去文艺复兴集会了looks like youve been to the renaissance fair.2400:01:00,530 - 00:01:02,630我希望是im hoping.2500:01:02,700 - 00:01:04,160文艺复兴集会吗renaissance fair?2600:01:04,230 - 00:01:06,400更像是中世纪兼启蒙时代more of a medieval, slash, age of enlightenment,2700:01:06,460 - 00:01:09,660兼找借口穿遮阴布的集会slash, any-excuse- to-wear-a-codpiece fair.2800:01:09,730 - 00:01:11,030好吧 随便你okay, fine, whatever.2900:01:11,100 - 00:01:12,400伙计们 这是我的朋友 埃里克you guys, this is my friend eric.3000:01:17,160 - 00:01:20,530很高兴见到你so, yeah, good to see you.3100:01:22,000 - 00:01:23,260我也是its good to see you, too.3200:01:24,560 - 00:01:26,100我们应该走了we should probably go.3300:01:26,160 - 00:01:27,930大家再见bye, guys.3400:01:28,000 - 00:01:29,300我很喜欢你的帽子i like your hat.3500:01:30,760 - 00:01:32,860谢谢 是我妈做的thanks, my mom made it.3600:01:35,100 - 00:01:38,600佩妮有了新男友 非常尴尬penny with a new guy, tres awkward.3700:01:38,660 - 00:01:42,460没什么尴尬的it wasnt awkward.3800:01:42,530 - 00:01:44,560不过也不算好玩it wasnt fun.3900:01:44,630 - 00:01:46,160再说了 有什么关系besides, whats the big deal?4000:01:46,230 - 00:01:49,060我们约会过 然后不约会了 事情已经过去了we dated, we stopped dating, and now were both moving on.4100:01:49,130 - 00:01:50,260你说过去了的意思by moving on,4200:01:50,330 - 00:01:52,100是不是指当她和另外一个男人约会的时候do you mean shes going out with other men4300:01:52,160 - 00:01:53,230你却整个下午都在and you spent the afternoon4400:01:53,300 - 00:01:55,760和沃罗威茨做十五世纪的肥皂making 15th-century soap with wolowitz?4500:01:56,900 - 00:01:58,630那不是十五世纪的肥皂that was not 15th century soap.4600:01:58,700 - 00:02:00,630我的天呐 那些人必须得学学my god, those people need to learn4700:02:00,700 - 00:02:02,830不是在一样东西名字前加上老字仿古字you cant just put ye olde in front of anything you want4800:02:02,900 - 00:02:04,930就能冒充古老的东西了and expect to get away with it.4900:02:05,000 - 00:02:06,100我们快点进去好吗can we please just go in?5000:02:06,160 - 00:02:08,260我的锁子甲被夹在内裤里了my chain mails stuck in my underwear.5100:02:10,130 - 00:02:12,130你穿了现代的内裤youre wearing modern underwear?5200:02:12,200 - 00:02:14,930相对来说是现代的relatively modern.5300:02:15,960 - 00:02:17,300干嘛 你穿了什么why, what are you wearing?5400:02:17,360 - 00:02:19,300我严格遵守历史 准确无误地i fashioned historically accurate undergarments5500:02:19,360 - 00:02:21,260穿着亚麻布内衣out of linen.5600:02:21,330 - 00:02:22,760你去买亚麻布了you went out and bought linen?5700:02:22,830 - 00:02:24,930别傻了 我只是借用了你的枕头套dont be silly- i borrowed one of your pillowcases.5800:02:27,860 - 00:02:30,660借用borrowed?5900:02:53,800 - 00:02:55,160你们知道吗 我很高兴佩妮有了新发展you know what,im happy that pennys moving on.6000:02:55,230 - 00:02:57,200这样我就可以自由前进了it gives me the freedom to move on myself.6100:02:57,260 - 00:03:00,530你的意思是你一直以来都在踌躇are you saying that youve been holding back?6200:03:00,600 - 00:03:02,600当然of course.6300:03:02,660 - 00:03:04,060出于对她的尊敬out of respect.6400:03:04,130 - 00:03:08,230那么在佩妮之前的十年你怎么解释so, how do you explain the ten years before penny?6500:03:08,300 - 00:03:11,900那时候你在尊敬谁who were you respecting then?6600:03:11,960 - 00:03:14,130我和很多女人约会过啊well, ive dated plenty of women.6700:03:14,200 - 00:03:16,000有乔伊斯金there was joyce kim.6800:03:16,060 - 00:03:19,730莱斯利温克尔leslie winkle.6900:03:19,800 - 00:03:22,630通知一下牛津词典的编者notify the editors of the oxford english dictionary.7000:03:22,700 - 00:03:25,560许多这个词被重新定义为二个the word plenty has been redefined to mean two.7100:03:27,830 - 00:03:29,600去年那个在动漫展里的那个女孩呢what about that girl last year at comic-con?7200:03:29,660 - 00:03:30,630不算doesnt count.7300:03:30,700 - 00:03:31,830为什么why not?7400:03:31,900 - 00:03:33,460在动漫展服装扮演里发生的事情what happens in costume at comic-con7500:03:33,530 - 00:03:35,560只是动漫展的事情stays at comic-con.7600:03:35,630 - 00:03:36,660你这样说youre only saying that7700:03:36,730 - 00:03:38,160只是因为你的那件事because of what happened to you.7800:03:38,230 - 00:03:39,230什么事what happened to you?7900:03:39,300 - 00:03:40,800没什么nothing happened to me.8000:03:40,860 - 00:03:42,630这不是你的错 拉吉it wasnt your fault, raj.8100:03:42,700 - 00:03:45,860他只是打扮成了绿色的猎户座女奴he was dressed as a green orion slave girl.8200:03:47,330 - 00:03:48,700怎么开始说我了how did we get on me?!8300:03:48,760 - 00:03:50,030我们不是在嘲笑莱纳德吗we were mocking leonard for not moving on.8400:03:50,100 - 00:03:52,630老兄 你完全是在原地踏步啊dude, you have totally not moved on.8500:03:52,700 - 00:03:54,000不是这样的yes, i have.8600:03:54,060 - 00:03:55,800现在我只需要its just a matter of actually making8700:03:55,860 - 00:03:57,760-和别人出去约会而已 -谁a date with someone. like who?8800:03:57,830 - 00:04:00,560乔伊斯金well. theres joyce kim.8900:04:00,630 - 00:04:03,130但她已经叛逃回朝鲜了but she defected back to north korea,9000:04:03,200 - 00:04:07,360所以在地理上来说有点小困难so thats a little geographically undesirable.9100:04:07,430 - 00:04:08,700那莱斯利温克尔呢what about leslie winkle?9200:04:08,760 - 00:04:11,960-不行 -为什么oh, no. why?9300:04:12,030 - 00:04:13,900她的研究方法论漏洞百出her research methodology is sloppy,9400:04:13,960 - 00:04:16,630她在说圈量子引力论的时候毫无道理的傲慢自大shes unjustifiably arrogant about loop quantum gravity,9500:04:16,700 - 00:04:19,060而且更糟的是 她对我很坏and to make matters worse, shes often mean to me.9600:04:20,830 - 00:04:21,930我觉得她很火辣i think shes smoking hot.9700:04:22,000 - 00:04:23,100同意id hit that.9800:04:23,160 - 00:04:25,360你觉得胶体悬浮系统上的youd hit particulate soil9900:04:25,430 - 00:04:28,760微粒污垢也很火辣in a colloidal suspension.10000:04:28,830 - 00:04:30,360泥巴mud.10100:04:32,330 - 00:04:34,160我喜欢莱斯利 但她对约会并不感兴趣look, i like leslie, but shes not interested10200:04:34,230 - 00:04:37,960她只想使用男人的工具来缓解自己的压力in dating as much as using men as tools for stress release.10300:04:38,030 - 00:04:40,000那又如何 做她的工具好了yeah, so? be a tool.10400:04:41,430 - 00:04:44,300你也可以给自己缓解一下压力go get yourself a little rebound stress release.10500:04:44,360 - 00:04:46,460严格来说 要是他和佩妮有过亲密接触的话technically, it would only be rebound if he and penny10600:04:46,530 - 00:04:48,360那才能算是缓解压力had actually engaged in physical intimacy.10700:04:48,430 - 00:04:51,700你是说像你和女奴理查德男子名那样吗you mean like you and richard the slave girl?10800:04:52,860 - 00:04:54,730我给他买了晚饭 然后亲了一下i bought him dinner and we kissed once!10900:04:54,800 - 00:04:56,900就结束了that was it.11000:04:56,960 - 00:04:58,960而且他告诉我他叫金伯利and he told me his name was kimberly.11100:05:03,800 - 00:05:06,930你知道我们如何知道我们不是在母体里的么骇客帝国you know how i know were not in the matrix?11200:05:10,300 - 00:05:12,360如何how?11300:05:12,430 - 00:05:16,130如果我们是的话 这些食物就不会这么糟了if we were, the food would be better.11400:05:17,100 - 00:05:18,160嗨 莱纳德hey, leonard.11500:05:18,230 - 00:05:19,260嗨 莱斯利hey, leslie.11600:05:19,330 - 00:05:21,260嗨 傻蛋hey, dummy.11700:05:21,330 - 00:05:22,760你好hello, to you.11800:05:22,830 - 00:05:25,700你这个智商不够的人insufficiently intelligent person.11900:05:25,760 - 00:05:28,960快把我送到烧伤病房阿甘正传里台词ooh, rush me to the burn unit.12000:05:31,460 - 00:05:32,830莱纳德 你有空么hey, leonard, do you have a second?12100:05:32,900 - 00:05:34,260-我想问你几个问题 -当然-i need to ask you something. -sure.12200:05:34,330 - 00:05:36,460如果你不介意的话well, if youll excuse me,12300:05:36,530 - 00:05:38,730我要去做一些成绩斐然的工作im going to go do work that promises12400:05:38,800 - 00:05:41,760而不像你做的significant results, as opposed to what you do.12500:05:41,830 - 00:05:43,830那些没有意义的which does not.12600:05:45,060 - 00:05:47,730没错 就是说你呢yeah, you heard me.12700:06:01,330 - 00:06:04,530我听说你和佩妮吹了so, i heard your relationship with penny crashed to the ground12800:06:04,600 - 00:06:07,400就像从飞机厕所里扔出的蓝冰一样吹了like blue ice falling out of an airplane lavatory.12900:06:08,430 - 00:06:09,860这你是听谁说的where did you hear that?13000:06:09,930 - 00:06:12,800其实是我读到的 沃罗威茨发短信给我actually, i read it. wolowitz texted me.13100:06:12,860 - 00:06:17,030就像从飞机厕所里扔出的蓝冰一样 好吧like blue ice falling out of an airplane lavatory, yeah.13200:06:17,100 - 00:06:19,160我觉得这个笑话很不错 我发给他一个lol笑脸i thought it was a pretty good one. i gave him an lol.13300:06:21,400 - 00:06:22,600不过 这让我想到anyway, it got me thinking.13400:06:22,660 - 00:06:24,000你现在是单身一人now that youre unattached,13500:06:24,060 - 00:06:26,560说不定我们能重温一下之前的关系maybe we can revisit our previous attachment.13600:06:26,630 - 00:06:30,160你是在暗示再来一次舒缓压力么are you suggesting another bout of stress release?13700:06:30,230 - 00:06:31,760不 我受够临时性爱了no, im all done with casual sex.13800:06:31,830 - 00:06:33,060从现在开始from now on, im fully committed13900:06:33,130 - 00:06:34,900我只要传统的关系模式to the traditional relationship paradigm.14000:06:34,960 - 00:06:36,100真的 这之间有什么不同really? what changed?14100:06:36,160 - 00:06:37,630很难说its hard to say.14200:06:37,700 - 00:06:39,200我想大概在每个女人一生总有那么一段时间i guess theres just a time in every womans life14300:06:39,260 - 00:06:41,160厌倦了醒来发现自己躺在陌生的沙发上when she gets tired of waking up on a strange futon14400:06:41,230 - 00:06:44,060和一群她根本不认识的人在一起with a bunch of people she doesnt know.14500:06:44,130 - 00:06:48,400我明白 一群人yeah, i can see how that would- a bunch of people?14600:06:48,460 - 00:06:50,260无论如何 我想该是慢慢来的时候了anyway, i figure its time to slow things down14700:06:50,330 - 00:06:53,660又有谁比你更适合慢慢来呢and who better to slow things down with than you?14800:06:53,730 - 00:06:56,630噢 我深感荣幸oh. im flattered.14900:06:58,900 - 00:07:01,260那你认为我们应该怎么开始so how do you suggest we proceed?15000:07:01,330 - 00:07:02,860去你家 点份中国菜 租一部电影your place, well order chinese, youll rent a movie-15100:07:02,930 - 00:07:06,130文艺一点但不要那么深奥 然后轻轻的抚摸 不发生性关系artsy, but accessible- then light petting, no coitus.15200:07:07,630 - 00:07:09,700听起来不错sounds fun.15300:07:09,760 - 00:07:11,200你可以来决定那些细节部分ill leave the details up to you.15400:07:11,260 - 00:07:14,000我想如果你设想你是男性角色的话会比较好i think its better if you assume the male role.15500:07:15,460 - 00:07:17,630谢谢 想的真周到thank you, thats very thoughtful.15600:07:17,700 - 00:07:19,760好great.15700:07:19,830 - 00:07:21,630给我电话call me.15800:07:27,030 - 00:07:28,530好消息great news.15900:07:28,600 - 00:07:31,000我妈把我的n64游戏机任天堂的寄来了my mom sent me my old nintendo 64.16000:07:34,030 - 00:07:36,000-不错嘛 -你知道这意味着什么吗-terrific -you know what this means, dont you?16100:07:36,060 - 00:07:37,530把红牛那关打通之后break out the red bull,16200:07:37,600 - 00:07:39,960马里奥差不多就能通关了 怀念旧日校园生活啊its time to rock mario, old school.16300:07:42,260 - 00:07:43,300今天晚上貌似我有别的计划了i kind of have other plans tonight.16400:07:43,360 - 00:07:44,500可今天是星期五啊but its friday.16500:07:44,560 - 00:07:46,100星期五一直都是怀旧电玩之夜呀fridays always vintage game night.16600:07:46,160 - 00:07:48,430你看我妈把记忆卡也寄来了look, mom included the memory card.16700:07:48,500 - 00:07:50,560我们可以从我1999年的纪录接着打we can pick up right where i left off in 199916800:07:50,630 - 00:07:52,800那时候我得了恶性贫血症when i had pernicious anemia.16900:07:52,860 - 00:07:54,960问题是有人要来well, the thing is, someones coming over.17000:07:55,030 - 00:07:56,560没关系 我有三副手柄okay, no problem. i have three controllers.17100:07:56,630 - 00:07:58,730人多齐欢乐the more the merrier.17200:07:58,800 - 00:08:00,060谢尔顿 是个约会sheldon, its a date.17300:08:00,130 - 00:08:01,230我有个约会i have a date coming over.17400:08:03,000 - 00:08:06,360不要怪我猜不到是这么回事well, you cant blame me for not jumping to that conclusion.17500:08:08,130 - 00:08:10,830为什么 我有约会这事很新奇么why? whats so unusual about me having a date?17600:08:10,900 - 00:08:11,900统计学意义上 是的well, statistically speaking.17700:08:11,960 - 00:08:13,730好吧all right, all right.17800:08:13,800 - 00:08:15,330不管怎么说 我有个约会well, nevertheles, i have one now17900:08:15,400 - 00:08:17,230如果你能呈缺省态and id appreciate it if you would, you know,18000:08:17,300 - 00:08:18,500我会感激不尽的make yourself scarce.18100:08:18,560 - 00:08:21,130莱纳德 我是理论物理学家leonard, im a published theoretical physicist18200:08:21,200 - 00:08:22,530我有两个博士学位with two doctorates and an iq18300:08:22,600 - 00:08:24,400还有普通测试无法准确测量的智商水平which cant be accurely measured by normal tests.18400:08:24,460 - 00:08:26,460我还能更稀缺点么how much scarcer could i be?18500:08:27,730 - 00:08:29,030你知道我的意思的you know what i mean.18600:08:29,100 - 00:08:30,500你能不能给我们一点私人空间could you just give us a little privacy?18700:08:30,560 - 00:08:33,760-你想让我离开这个公寓 -是的-you want me to leave the apartment? -yes.18800:08:33,830 - 00:08:36,260你是说让我去别的什么地方you mean, just go someplace else and be.18900:08:36,330 - 00:08:38,030待在别的什么地方么someplace else?19000:08:38,100 - 00:08:39,730是的yes.19100:08:39,800 - 00:08:41,630为什么要我走 这也是我的公寓啊well, why should i leave? this is my apartment, too.19200:08:41,700 - 00:08:44,430我知道 如果科学家能够发现你们种族里i know it is, and if science ever discovers a second member19300:08:44,500 - 00:08:46,500你的另一个同类 如果你们两个想要一点隐私of your species and you two would like some privacy,19400:08:46,560 - 00:08:49,260我绝对乐意不碍你的事id be more than happy to get out of your way.19500:08:50,300 - 00:08:52,060那好吧well, all right then.19600:08:57,030 - 00:08:59,800谢尔顿 你在这干嘛呢sheldon, what are you doing?19700:08:59,860 - 00:09:02,430在用糟糕代码写的n64模拟器playing super mario on a poorly coded19800:09:02,500 - 00:09:05,460玩超级马里奥nintendo 64 emulator.19900:09:05,530 - 00:09:07,760但你干嘛坐在楼梯上玩yeah, but why are you doing it on the stairs?20000:09:07,830 - 00:09:09,630我就是当代拿破仑i am a modern day napoleon20100:09:09,700 - 00:09:11,800被驱逐到楼梯间的厄尔巴岛exiled to the elba of the staircase20200:09:11,860 - 00:09:14,830因为莱纳德告诉我他要约会because leonard, get this, has a date.20300:09:14,900 - 00:09:18,630他动作真快嘛oh. oh, well, good for him.20400:09:18,700 - 00:09:20,160但你为什么要坐这玩呢yeah, but why are you sitting here?20500:09:20,230 - 00:09:21,560你为什么不去看场电影 玩点别的why dont you just go to a movie or something?20600:09:22,800 - 00:09:24,600自己去alone?20700:09:24,660 - 00:09:25,600对啊 怎么了yeah, why not?20800:09:25,660 - 00:09:27,460如果我被爆米花噎住了what if i choke on my popcorn?20900:09:27,530 - 00:09:29,660谁对我实施哈姆立克急救法who will administer the heimlich maneuver?21000:09:29,730 - 00:09:31,930别买爆米花不就行了well, then dont order popcorn.21100:09:32,000 - 00:09:34,000看电影不吃爆米花 听听你自己说的no