高中英语 生活大爆炸第5季中英字幕7素材.doc

生活大爆炸第5季中英字幕700:00:01,804 - 00:00:06,764把反质子头上的自旋量子数改一下,and reverse the spin on the antiproton.200:00:06,765 - 00:00:10,684gamma就变成了alphaand gamma becomes alpha.300:00:10,686 - 00:00:15,856用这个矩阵去跟它一乘.multiplied by a matrix of negative i comma zero.400:00:15,858 - 00:00:17,140这不就证明出来了嘛.and there we have it.500:00:17,142 - 00:00:20,894已经证明 一到晚上九点以后,conclusive proof that i am absolutely worthless600:00:20,896 - 00:00:22,646我真是有一点脑子都没有.after 9:00.700:00:48,472 - 00:00:52,309好吧 all right, all right.800:00:52,311 - 00:00:54,060我知道你们玩的把戏.i see whats going on.900:00:54,062 - 00:00:57,898万圣节前的一点游戏.a little pre-halloween hijinkery.1000:01:04,439 - 00:01:07,023一声鬼魂的长叹.a ghostly moan,1100:01:07,025 - 00:01:09,075链条的咔哒声,a rattling of chains,1200:01:09,077 - 00:01:11,027女巫婆的咯咯笑声.a witchs cackle.1300:01:11,029 - 00:01:14,731鬼屋里的老掉牙的把戏the trifecta of haunted house clich茅s.1400:01:14,733 - 00:01:18,118一点都不吓人 反倒让我觉得有几分瞌睡.instead of eek, i say, yawn.1500:01:26,744 - 00:01:29,429墙上往下流血,oh, the walls are dripping blood,1600:01:29,431 - 00:01:33,099这不就是把一个破酚酞试剂,which looks nothing like a phenolphthalein indicator1700:01:33,101 - 00:01:36,353滴到碳酸钠的溶液里头嘛.exposed to a sodium carbonate solution.1800:01:39,724 - 00:01:42,092在地狱见 sheldon.see you in hell sheldon.1900:01:42,094 - 00:01:44,514你知道哪块吓到我了吗?the most frightening thing about that2000:01:44,540 - 00:01:46,804你竟然忘记用逗号了.is the missing comma.2100:01:51,153 - 00:01:53,820好吧.okay, all right.2200:01:53,822 - 00:01:56,122这个还算像回事.that one was clever.2300:01:56,124 - 00:01:59,659骨头架子上撒上磷 冲你飞来skeleton with phosphorous on a zip line.2400:01:59,661 - 00:02:02,445快出来吧 你们这些恶作剧的家伙.come on out, merry pranksters.2500:02:02,447 - 00:02:04,614表演结束了take a bow.2600:02:08,587 - 00:02:10,253你真应该看看你的脸.you shouldve seen your face.2700:02:10,255 - 00:02:12,555咋了 没见过yes, theres nothing quite like2800:02:12,557 - 00:02:16,626眼睛因为稍微受到惊吓而睁大了一点?the slightly widened eyes of mildly startled.2900:02:16,628 - 00:02:18,645得了吧 承认吧 我们吓到你了.come on, admit it. we got you, sheldon.3000:02:18,647 - 00:02:22,799得了吧 惊吓首先需要吃惊吧.please, fright depends on an element of surprise.3100:02:22,801 - 00:02:23,850事实是,the simple fact is,3200:02:23,852 - 00:02:26,102因为我比你们聪明的多.because i am much smarter than you,3300:02:26,104 - 00:02:28,404能够预料到你们下一步做什么,and able to anticipate your actions, 3400:02:28,417 - 00:02:29,904你们这两个乡巴佬想吓到我,it is highly unlikely3500:02:29,908 - 00:02:33,777下辈子去吧.that you two rubes could ever surprise me.3600:02:33,779 - 00:02:35,161他说的没错.hes probably right.3700:02:35,163 - 00:02:37,197我们赢不了他 他太聪明了.we cant beat him. hes just too smart.3800:02:37,199 - 00:02:39,199各位 这才像话.gentlemen.3900:02:44,656 - 00:02:46,823谁赌的 他必然晕倒.who had money on faints?4000:02:46,825 - 00:02:48,091我还赌了 他会尿裤裆呢.i had pee his pants.4100:02:48,093 - 00:02:49,626等等.hang on.4200:02:49,628 - 00:02:51,344貌似咱们都赌对了.looks like everyones a winner.4300:02:52,430 - 00:02:56,742mje出品 wind-mje翻译4400:02:58,545 - 00:03:11,201mje美剧口语联盟 诚邀所有喜欢美剧想提高口语的朋友加入我们 qq群 1829160904500:03:11,399 - 00:03:15,463在看美剧的同时提高口语 在提高口语的同时结识朋友4600:03:15,463 - 00:03:17,463 生活大爆炸 第五季 第七集4600:03:17,748 - 00:03:19,263小心点 sheldon.oh. watch out, sheldon.4700:03:19,264 - 00:03:22,516这个小男孩其实是个 鬼.鬼魂.this little boy casper is a g-g-g-ghost!4800:03:22,518 - 00:03:24,734真滑稽.droll.4900:03:24,736 - 00:03:27,070比起一个成年人尿了一裤裆当场晕过去,not as droll as a grown man5000:03:27,072 - 00:03:29,322你说哪个更滑稽呢?passed out in a puddle of his own urine.5100:03:29,324 - 00:03:31,825那还用说?that was pretty droll.5200:03:31,827 - 00:03:33,360还有一丝nh3的味道.with a hint of ammonia.5300:03:35,863 - 00:03:37,697你们就好好乐着吧.yes, enjoy your japes, gentlemen.5400:03:37,699 - 00:03:40,500你们以为你们捉弄个了一个胆小的学术人士.you think youve poked fun at a milquetoast academic.5500:03:40,502 - 00:03:42,102你们不要忘了一件事.well, youve forgotten one thing:5600:03:42,104 - 00:03:45,005我可是来自德克萨斯州.i am also a son of the lone star state.5700:03:45,007 - 00:03:46,456我是个德州人 地地道道的德州人.im texas through and through.5800:03:46,458 - 00:03:49,876我们的信条是 有仇必报.and we know how to settle scores down there.5900:03:49,878 - 00:03:53,530不相信 去问问墨西哥去.if you doubt me, ask mexico.6000:03:56,300 - 00:03:58,835美女出现 9点钟方向.hot girl, nine oclock.6100:03:58,837 - 00:04:01,788别大家一起看啊!dont everybody look at once!6200:04:03,507 - 00:04:05,392她在一个漫画店干啥?what is she doing in a comic book store?6300:04:05,394 - 00:04:08,695我咋知道 她走丢了吧.i dont know, she might be lost.6400:04:09,864 - 00:04:13,733不管怎样 学着点.doesnt matter. watch and learn.6500:04:17,989 - 00:04:20,457-嗨 -嗨.- hi. - hi.6600:04:23,211 - 00:04:26,046这.这.哎.um. it-it-it.6700:04:32,403 - 00:04:34,304闭嘴.shut up.6800:04:36,390 - 00:04:37,757你是准备买这本 next men 吗?are you getting this next men?6900:04:37,759 - 00:04:39,726是啊 那是第21期.uh, yeah. its issue number 21.7000:04:39,728 - 00:04:40,894hellboy出场的那一期.first appearance of hellboy.7100:04:40,896 - 00:04:43,563我知道啊 我都找了好多年了.i know. ive been looking for it for years.7200:04:43,565 - 00:04:44,720抱歉.sorry.7300:04:44,745 - 00:04:46,692嗨 如果我假装跟你调情,hey, if i pretended to hit on you,7400:04:46,718 - 00:04:49,352有没有可能让你分心 我趁机就抢先买走?could i distract you enough to sneak it away?7500:04:50,821 - 00:04:54,190有可能 但是你那不是在滥用自己的超能力嘛.yes, but youd be using your superpowers for evil.7600:04:54,192 - 00:04:58,495对啊 我们族长禁止我这样滥用自己的超能力.damn, im forbidden by my kryptonian father to do so.7700:04:59,196 - 00:05:00,447我叫alice.im alice.7800:05:00,449 - 00:05:01,831leonardleonard.7900:05:01,833 - 00:05:03,450你挺可爱的 leoanard.youre very cute, leonard.8000:05:03,452 - 00:05:05,919谢了. 你也是. 给你 你买吧.thanks. you, too. you know, go ahead and take it.8100:05:07,088 - 00:05:10,040不 不行 那样是不正确的.no, no. no, no, i-i did evil.8200:05:10,691 - 00:05:12,092你觉得如果是交换漫画书怎么样?would you be open to a trade?8300:05:12,094 - 00:05:13,960行啊 我想.uh, yeah, yeah, sure, i guess.8400:05:13,962 - 00:05:16,129这.okay. here.8500:05:16,131 - 00:05:17,347这是我电话.this is my number.8600:05:17,349 - 00:05:18,765给我打电话.call me.8700:05:18,767 - 00:05:21,250不好意思 手掌有点湿.sorry, palms a little sweaty.8800:05:21,252 - 00:05:22,435那个单词是?whats that word?8900:05:22,437 - 00:05:25,421-alice -额 对 你的名字.- alice. - oh, right, your name.9000:05:25,423 - 00:05:27,924显然不是penis嘛 我晕.that makes more sense than penis.9100:05:27,926 - 00:05:30,093先闪了.later.9200:05:33,447 - 00:05:35,183我们没看错吧,did we just see you pick up a girl9300:05:35,209 - 00:05:36,354你刚刚在漫画店里钓到一个女的?in a comic book store?9400:05:36,368 - 00:05:38,485如果没错的话 你可以把你照片挂到cause if you did, you get your picture up there9500:05:38,487 - 00:05:40,287那面英雄之墙上了.on the wall of heroes.9600:05:40,289 - 00:05:42,438我没有 钓到 她吧. no, i dont think i picked her up.9700:05:42,440 - 00:05:43,823再说了 我有女朋友.besides, i have a girlfriend.9800:05:43,825 - 00:05:44,604那不重要.doesnt matter.9900:05:44,630 - 00:05:46,209重要的是你是我们中的第一人.this is the closest anyones ever come.10000:05:46,211 - 00:05:48,295你还是要算大英雄一个.youre going on the wall, my friend.10100:05:52,166 - 00:05:54,417别忘了查查你的邮件.be sure to check the mail.10200:05:54,419 - 00:05:56,970你得说多少遍啊? 你咋了?how many times are you gonna tell me? whats with you?10300:05:56,972 - 00:06:00,006没啊 我的固执不应该让你起疑心才对啊.nothing. its not suspicious that im fixating.10400:06:00,008 - 00:06:01,591我一贯不都是这样的嘛.its consistent with my personality.10500:06:01,593 - 00:06:03,510那倒也是.right.10600:06:03,512 - 00:06:04,561嗨.hey, guys.10700:06:04,563 - 00:06:05,729又买了这么多糖果?more halloween candy?10800:06:05,731 - 00:06:07,847你昨天不就买了一大袋嘛.didnt you just buy a bunch of it yesterday?10900:06:07,849 - 00:06:09,733恩 额 昨天的吃完了.oh. yeah. thats gone.11000:06:11,319 - 00:06:13,687当万圣节和月经前综合症一起降临时,its a rough month when halloween and pms11100:06:13,689 - 00:06:15,689我得对自己好一点啊.hit at the same time.11200:06:16,991 - 00:06:18,858他可没时间跟你闲聊呢 他得去检查邮件.he doesnt have time to chat, he has to get the mail.11300:06:18,860 - 00:06:21,811你能消停一会不 我马上就去看还不行嘛.will you relax? ill get it in a minute.11400:06:21,813 - 00:06:24,030-工作那边怎么样 -快打开邮箱.- how was work? - open the mail!11500:06:24,832 - 00:06:26,282不好意思.excuse me.11600:06:33,490 - 00:06:36,876几份广告单 没啥重要的.a couple of circulars, nothing important.11700:06:36,878 - 00:06:39,512-他咋了 -稍等.- whats with him? - hang on.11800:06:49,523 - 00:06:52,559你个德克萨斯佬 我可是从新泽西州来的.you might be from texas, but im from new jersey.11900:06:57,031 - 00:06:58,398瞧瞧这个.check it out.12000:06:58,400 - 00:07:00,3492年前jim lee在动漫大会上,jim lee drew this of me two years ago12100:07:00,351 - 00:07:02,652帮我画了这个.at comic con.12200:07:02,654 - 00:07:03,903你穿的啥?what are you wearing?12300:07:03,905 - 00:07:05,655你知道的 这是动漫大会嘛.well, you know, its comic con.12400:07:07,875 - 00:07:11,061我是thundercats里面的 lion-o.im lion-o from thundercats.12500:07:11,063 - 00:07:13,913这么说那天你肯定是泡到女孩子了吧.wow, you must have gotten so laid.12600:07:13,915 - 00:07:17,533没 但是jessica alba倒是摸了摸我长毛的肚脐眼no. but jessica alba did rub my furry belly.12700:07:19,370 - 00:07:22,538想看看我画的漫画不?want to see a comic i draw?12800:07:22,540 - 00:07:24,474你开玩笑吧 你有自己画的漫画?youre kidding. you have your own book?12900:07:24,476 - 00:07:27,010是滴 画的正是我的生活.yeah. its kinda based on my life.13000:07:27,012 - 00:07:28,228帅气.cool.13100:07:29,847 - 00:07:31,097瞧.oh, look.13200:07:31,099 - 00:07:33,266你和一个男的在滚床单,thats you having sex with a guy13300:07:33,268 - 00:07:35,518穿的还是 星际迷航里的演员服装.in the top half of a chewbacca costume.13400:07:37,605 - 00:07:38,855倒是动漫大会啊 啥都有.comic con?13500:07:38,857 - 00:07:41,157你以为是 其实是真实故事.youd think, but no.13600:07:43,160 - 00:07:45,195你真赞啊 这个画的太好了.youre very talented. this is really good.13700:07:45,197 - 00:07:46,529你是不是.did you do.13800:07:51,585 - 00:07:55,371我能拿我这本漫画换你的hellboy那本吗?so, can i trade you my comic for the hellboy?13900:07:55,373 - 00:07:57,674你可以把我的车开走得了.you can have my car.14000:08:25,702 - 00:08:29,038消毒液.purell, purell, purell, purell.14100:08:44,305 - 00:08:46,556早 sheldon. good morning, sheldon.14200:08:46,558 - 00:08:48,808真是个美妙的早晨啊.it is, isnt it?14300:08:56,134 - 00:08:57,484真是烦人.oh, bother.14400:08:57,486 - 00:08:59,969怎么老是这个样子.isnt that just always the way?14500:08:59,971 - 00:09:02,739你要订个东西 然后就没针了.you go to staple something, and youre out of staples.14600:09:02,741 - 00:09:05,141神啊 要是早知道, gosh, i wish id known that earlier today14700:09:05,143 - 00:09:07,410我就买点针带来了.when i was at staples.14800:09:07,412 - 00:09:10,196你桌子上不是有曲别针嘛.you have a thing of paper clips right there.14900:09:10,198 - 00:09:15,084那个不行哎 我要把这些纸给钉牢了.i need something more permanent to join these papers.15000:09:15,086 - 00:09:19,622你第一个抽屉里有订书针对吧.say, dont you keep staples in your top desk drawer?15100:09:19,624 - 00:09:21,758不晓得哎 可能吧.i dont know. maybe.15200:09:22,476 - 00:09:24,627乖 raj 帮我看一眼吧be a lamb and check.15300:09:24,629 - 00:09:26,963行.all right.15400:09:30,551 - 00:09:32,719瞧瞧这是谁家的小乖乖啊.who do we have here?15500:09:34,471 - 00:09:37,190那是一条蛇 不是什么小乖乖.its a snake. a terrifying snake.15600:09:37,192 - 00:09:42,128是哪个坏家伙把我们家小乖乖扔到抽屉里的?oh, did some bad man put us in a drawer?15700:09:42,130 - 00:09:43,947别说话了.stop talking like that.15800:09:43,949 - 00:09:46,449你应该已经受到极度惊吓 不会说话了 才对啊.youve been rendered speechless by fear.15900:09:46,451 - 00:09:49,087咱们去生物实验室转转,lets go to the biology lab and 16000:09:49,113 - 00:09:51,481给你找点美味的老鼠怎么样find you some nice yummy mice.16100:09:53,791 - 00:09:57,043我用一条蛇吓一个印度佬.i tried to scare an indian with a snake.16200:09:58,195 - 00:10:00,380我说sheldon啊 你咋这么蠢呢.come on, cooper. youre better than this.16300:10:04,535 - 00:10:06,953门没锁.its open.16400:10:08,122 - 00:10:09,289嗨 忙着不?hey, you got a minute?16500:10:09,291 - 00:10:10,607没事 进来吧.yeah, sure, come on in.16600:10:10,609 - 00:10:12,492谢了.thanks.16700:10:12,494 - 00:10:13,877想来点通心粉和芝士不?want some mac and cheese?16800:10:13,879 - 00:10:16,997不了 乳糖 吃了肚子胀气.no. lactose. gas.16900:10:16,999 - 00:10:20,801-来杯酒? -不了 含硫 吃了偏疼痛.- glass of wine? - no. sulfites. migraines.17000:10:20,803 - 00:10:22,719本来可以给你点糖果的,okay, well, id offer you halloween candy,17100:10:22,721 - 00:10:24,504但是已经被我消灭光了.but thats gone.17200:10:25,306 - 00:10:26,590怎么了?so, whats up?17300:10:26,592 - 00:10:28,759我们以前谈过对象对吧.okay, we used to go out, right?17400:10:28,761 - 00:10:31,945神啊 我这才想起来我在哪见过你.oh, my god, thats where i know you from.17500:10:33,380 - 00:10:35,437我这有点棘手的事情.im dealing with a situation17600:10:35,463 - 00:10:37,200和我的感情生活有关.and its kind of about my love life,17700:10:37,219 - 00:10:39,903我知道跟你说这个可能非常的古怪,so i know that might be weird for us to talk about,17800:10:39,905 - 00:10:42,388但是在感情这问题上 我的其他朋友but in this area, as you know, all my other friends17900:10:42,390 - 00:10:44,941他们真得是. 哎说不成他们了.are just so stupid.18000:10:44,943 - 00:10:46,943好吧 你说 咋了?all right, whats going on?18100:10:46,945 - 00:10:48,578你不介意?so, youre okay talking about this?18200:10:48,580 - 00:10:50,113-不 -你确定你不会觉得太古怪?- yes. - youre sure its not weird.18300:10:50,115 - 00:10:51,498没事.its okay.18400:10:51,552 - 00:10:52,407这样怎么样,如果哪天你想you know what, if you ever want to18500:10:52,420 - 00:10:53,999跟我说说你的感情方面的问题, talk to me about a problem in your life18600:10:54,002 - 00:10:56,536尽管来找我. with a guy, then i would be fine with that.18700:10:56,565 - 00:10:57,762好啊 现在就有个问题 有这么个男的,okay, good, because theres this one guy date18800:10:57,789 - 00:10:58,670我以前约会过,i used to date18900:10:58,674 - 00:11:00,340他如果再在这给我废话的话,whos about to be force-fed wine and cheese19000:11:00,342 - 00:11:02,008我就要把红酒和芝士给他灌进去了.if he doesnt get to the point.19100:11:02,010 - 00:11:04,711恩 行.okay, uh.19200:11:04,713 - 00:11:06,430是这么一回事.here it is.19300:11:06,432 - 00:11:08,915这算不忠爱情吗 如果一个男的有女朋友.is it cheating if a guy has a girlfriend.19400:11:08,917 - 00:11:10,884八成是.yeah, probably.19500:11:12,220 - 00:11:13,370你听我说完行不.come on.19600:11:13,372 - 00:11:14,521不好意思 接着说im sorry, go ahead.19700:11:14,523 - 00:11:16,389我遇到这个女孩 她太不可思议了.i met this girl, and shes great.19800:11:16,391 - 00:11:17,891我们有很多相似之处.we have a lot in common.19900:11:17,893 - 00:11:19,192你们把事办了没?did you guys do it?20000:11:19,194 - 00:11:21,278没 我们只是亲热了一会.no. we just made out a little.20100:11:21,280 - 00:11:24,231瞧瞧你 你个坏家伙.oh, look at you, you bad boy.20200:11:24,233 - 00:11:26,316你跟她说你的priya了?did you tell her about priya?20300:11:26,318 - 00:11:28,429我准备着说呢 但是我嘴一直就没消停,well, i was gonna, but there were too many20400:11:28,454 - 00:11:29,654一直舌吻着呢.tongues in my mouth.20500:11:30,622 - 00:11:33,790哎呀 有点小恶心啊.thats gross.20600:11:34,942 - 00:11:37,744是这么回事 我不是那种heres the thing, i-im not one of those guys20700:11:37,746 - 00:11:40,914偷偷摸摸地跟几个女人瞎搞的男人.who sneaks around and sleeps with more than one woman.20800:11:40,916 - 00:11:42,165这就对了.well, good for you.20900:11:42,167 - 00:11:45,252额 我想说的其实是 我想成为那种男人.the problem is, i want to be one of those guys.21000:11:46,220 - 00:11:48,839那就和这个女搞在一起 别告诉priya.so sleep with the new girl and lie to priya.21100:11:48,841 - 00:11:50,340那可不是我的性格.oh, thats not who i am.21200:11:50,342 - 00:11:52,759好吧 那就跟这个新的女的吹了呗.all right, then break it off with the new girl.21300:11:52,761 - 00:11:54,227咱们别冲动.now, lets not do anything rash.21400:11:54,229 - 00:11:56,313她可不是一般得性感.shes really hot.21500:11:56,315 - 00:11:57,848如果你这么喜