英语话剧 三顾茅庐(修改).doc

Three visits to the cottageHello everyone, my name is ., Today our group will perform Three visits to the cottage.I act.My name is .Three visits to the cottage is a story from the Three Kindoms. In this play, we add many modern and funny elements.There are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies.Now lets present to you and wish you will like it.Three visits to the cottageAside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three personsLiubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei had to be janitors in Caocaos corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE 1: Liubeis homeActors: Liubei ZhangfeiZhangfei: Brother! We have been hungry for days. Its so terrible! And Guanyu went to compete in the show Super Boy, we dont know if he can win the award.Liubei: Fei, its impossible that I dont feel painful, isnt it? Now we come down to Caocaos corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. Its very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliangs wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husbands CET-6 fees last month, it seems that its time for us to be debt collectors now. Or well be as poor as church mouse.Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Lets go! Go go! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!Aside: And then they climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang. SCENE 2: ZhuGeliangs houseActors: ZhuGeliang WifeZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. But I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. Whats CET-6? Do you know? You?(Ask the audience) Ive never heart about that. And she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. Its ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Why should I read this?Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang：My wife is coming，she is so long-winded that I can never bear her.Wife：My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang：These books make me want to doze. Im dizzy.Wife：Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you cant pass cet6 to get your masters degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Yangling.ZhuGeliang：Dont worry, these books are too easy for your husband and dont need to learn.Wife：Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen，read and see!ZhuGeliang：A piece of cake! Wife：Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I cant.Wife：You cant? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) Im wrong, Im really wrong, Im wrong from the beginning. I shouldnt marry here. If I didnt marry here, Ill never in this heartrending place now,ZhuGeliang：Dont cry, dont cry, stop! I m going to study hard at once.Wife (laugh): Thats the spirit!Do you know? We are in the red for your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they dun for debts.ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?Wife: Oh! Yes! （面向观众）My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so I will tell the people who calls on him that he has went to study in England. Aside: While it is going on, liubei Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliangs house. SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliangs houseActors: Liubei Zhangfei WifeZhangfei: Let me strike the door! Open! Open!Wife: (Check from the peep hole) Oh, its the gatekeeper Liubei. Ill not let them in. (not open the door)Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang.Wife: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En?What?Wife: Oh! No!.I mean I mean he is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.Liubei: OK! We are waiting for him here!Zhangfei: Nobody knows that when he will come back, thus, lets go home!Aside: The two men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didnt see Zhugeliang again. Two month passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and let them come in whiles his wife is outside. SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliangs houseActors: Liubei Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again. Liubei: These days, the borrower is the god! Lets go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(Knock the door)Keeper：My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment! Zhangfei：Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and my third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!Liubei: Sunflower press! Dont be so rude, we are here for debt, not for his life. If you will kill him, where is our money? If you understand, please bat your eyes!Zhangfei (Bat eyes)Liubei: sunflower press!Zhangfei: Where did you get this KongFu?Liubei: Hehe! I get it from a TV program called “Wu Lin Wai Zhuan”.Zhangfei: Why not say it earlier? We three brother could run a company of Chinese KongFu if we had know that before!Liubei: Oh! That is a good idea!Keeper: Dont interrupt! Boss is reading!Liubei: Keep quite!Aside: at this time, zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife come back soon. SCENE 5: ZhuGeliangs HomeActors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei ZhangfeiZhuGeliang: Thank godness, heres Liubei at last. Ha ha ha .Wife: Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask me to repay his money. We cant let him in.ZhuGeliang: My darling, please dont worry. I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue.Liubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. Its so difficult to see you.Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ? Liubei: my brother, you have borrowed me $500, when will you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.ZhuGeliang: I owe you $500? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man.Zhangfei: How can we give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.Zhu: Please look, although having ambition , you are just a guarder .We can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that we can reign the whole country.Liubei: Im so surprised! I didnt know you are so ideal.ZhuGeliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money?Liubei: En.you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us?ZhuGeliang: But I cant help you, I have accustom the life at present.Liubei: If you dont help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please dont refuse.ZhuGeliang: Ensorry, I cant. Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help you.Liu: En.Zhangfei: (Pull) Brother, come here. Everything is fake now such as the milk. Why cant we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ? Liubei: Yes! We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first. SCENE 6: ZhuGeliangs HomeActors: Wife ZhuvAside: Because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key, Liubei Zhangfei have been starving for one month.Zhu：（Happy）Oh my god! CET6 has got 600 scores. Be really to startle the universe and move the gods.Wife：What happened? 600 scores? Oh! Do not shoulder your several years studying at a cold window; Do not shoulde