唐伯虎点秋香,搞笑版英文台词.doc

旁白 ：one day , four scholars go o 了ut for sightseeing 舞蹈开始（开场舞音乐）祝枝山 : we are four scholars in the southern part china . Today we are waiting here for your sightseeing with the beautiful scenery . How about recite verses ?祝之山：good idea . Mr Tang comes first .唐伯虎 : ok , I think its a good idea .众人感叹 : oh so many beautiful girl 秋香走过，与唐伯虎四目相对，深情对望直至离去。祝枝山 : hey come on ,whats wrong with you文征明 : come on 唐伯虎: ok ，with water and hills , every plants look bright and beautiful rain and shine , every moment appears pleasant and wonderful .祝枝山 : good ,you deserve the title of scholar 唐伯虎 : thank you thank you ,Im the best二：周文宾 : oh ,look ，a sexy girl文征明 : so beautiful 周文宾 : she looks so longly ,Mr Tang , show us how to seduce her 唐伯虎 : en.en.祝枝山 : we believe you will not let us down 周文兵&文征明 : yes 唐伯虎 : ok 周文宾&文征明&祝枝山: go go go 如花出场唐伯虎 : Hello ( 看到如山真面目)唐伯虎 : may I learn on your scholar 如花 : what ? no way Im a girl Im a decent girl 唐伯虎 : ok I see do you know tangbohu ?如花 : tangbohu? Who is he? I dont know 唐伯虎 : ok ok how about this ? ten yuan and them let me learn on your shoulder .Its a deal如花 : 10 yuan ? just yuan? At least 100 yuan 唐伯虎 : oh my lady gaga . you are ugly monster 如花 : ugly! Monster! (走人)三周文宾: whatt that ? So many people .祝枝山 : lets have a look .文征明 : get away !(动作：推人)唐伯虎 : its her . I want to go to the party. 祝枝山: good idea ! I am sure you can do it .四主持人：oh ladies and gentlemen . Im at Huavilla . Today here will hold the Blind Date Party . Oh my god ,look at the crazy the secne .so many people , lets guess who will be the lucky dog . Now , lets welcome Mrs Hua and QiuXiang .主持人：oh Mrs Hua , you are also so young . Of course , QiuXiang you are so beautiful . QiuXiang : thank you !主持人：do you have anything to say ? (对华夫人说)Mrs Hua : i hope everyone can enjoy the night . Thank you !下人 ：this way , please ! QiuXiang : mum, give him some tips .（华夫人开始掏钱，先掏出100，马上收起来，再掏出1块就给了下人，下人鄙视了一下，甩甩毛巾走人，华夫人：切 。然后入座）献花男 ：in order to express my love to QiuXiang , i wrote a love song for you . Now i will sing this song . Music Say a word in a heart , i have love too .I love QiuXiang , you are my baby .(献花)秋香闻了一下，丢掉，甩头Mrs Hua : next !富二代出场富二代 ：my name is Gates Bill , and im a billionaire just like Bill Gates .Look , this is Rolex (劳力士手表)，this is armani （阿玛尼西服），this is gucci (包包) ，and this is prand .(转一圈) amazing smell . I have won the fame and wealth .Mrs Hua : en i want to give him a pass card .QiuXiang : no no . I dont like him .Mrs Hua : why ?QiuXiang : no . I dont like him .Mrs Hua : this , give you .this way , please .(富二代看了一样秋香，送了一个香吻)唐伯虎出场QiuXiang : oh , its you . Tang : yeah , its me . (两人开始煽情的一幕，同时，富二代与华夫人交易中)富二代 ：Mrs Hua , i have something to tell you . I have loved QiuXiang for a long time . If i merry QiuXiang , I will give you more money in return . （同时掏出一叠钱，递给华夫人） You dont let this poor guy get QiuXiang .come on . I think you can do it .Mrs Hua : of course , i know who can treat her better . You are the best .(如花现)如花 ：is QiuXiang more beautiful than me ? Do you remember we have two sons . They are waiting for us , you , the sons bitch . Come on , right now ! (说完，如花拎着富二代的耳朵走了)Mrs Hua : ei .继续.唐伯虎&秋香在重温相遇，华夫人拉回秋香坐下。Tang ：QiuXiang , do you remember me ? The day we freshed past . And i fall in love with you at first sight . Today , i should say . Once there was a true love in front of me . But i didnt cherish it . If god can give me a second chance . I should say three word to you , I love you ！ (华夫人感动的泪流满面.)QiuXiang ：i see you . Im waiting for you so long time .Mrs Hua : now , i think you are the winner .Tang ：thank you !Mrs Hua : you must take good care f her .Tang ：of course .QiuXiang ：i think we will have a happy future Mrs Hua : we will hold the wedding right now . Lets prepare with it .五Mrs Hua : how about we have a game on your wedding ?QiuXiang ：game ? Whats the game