功夫熊猫2 台词.doc

100:00:21,309 - 00:00:23,625Long ago, in ancient China.200:00:24,377 - 00:00:27,210The Peacocks ruled over Gongmen City.300:00:28,415 - 00:00:31,594They brought great joy andprosperity to the city.400:00:32,170 - 00:00:34,852For they have invented fireworks.500:00:39,155 - 00:00:41,507But their son, Lord Shen600:00:42,283 - 00:00:44,804saw darker power in the fireworks.700:00:46,541 - 00:00:48,594What that brought color and joy,800:00:49,248 - 00:00:52,583could also bring darkness and destruction.900:00:53,763 - 00:00:56,654Shens troubled parentsconsulted a Soothsayer.1000:00:57,805 - 00:00:58,656She foretold,1100:00:59,464 - 00:01:02,255that if Shen continueddown this dark path,1200:01:03,240 - 00:01:07,503he would be defeated bya warrior of black and white.1300:01:09,448 - 00:01:12,128The young lord set outto change his fate.1400:01:13,047 - 00:01:14,607But he did next,1500:01:15,567 - 00:01:17,705only sealed it.1600:01:23,075 - 00:01:25,814Shen returned to hisparents full of pride.1700:01:26,979 - 00:01:30,728But in their faces,he saw only horror.1800:01:32,860 - 00:01:35,238He was banishedfrom the city forever.1900:01:35,798 - 00:01:38,046But Shen swore revenge.2000:01:39,287 - 00:01:41,462Someday, he would return,2100:01:42,382 - 00:01:45,525and all of China wouldbow at his feet.2200:02:17,870 - 00:02:19,212Its almost done Lord Shen.2300:02:19,444 - 00:02:20,418But we ran out of metal.2400:02:22,159 - 00:02:23,951Search the furthest villages.2500:02:24,399 - 00:02:26,368Find more metal!2600:02:26,744 - 00:02:29,432China will be mine.2700:02:38,708 - 00:02:42,163And then the Dragon Warriorjoined the Furious Five.2800:02:42,363 - 00:02:44,653And they became the mostawesome kung fu team ever.2900:02:45,169 - 00:02:47,142Enough talk, lets fight.3000:02:48,914 - 00:02:51,916Listen, you can hear theDragon Warrior training right now.3100:02:53,427 - 00:02:55,067Stop him! Thats too dangerous!3200:02:55,370 - 00:02:56,354Stay focus.3300:02:56,969 - 00:02:58,339Thirty-seven.3400:02:59,923 - 00:03:01,522Why is he doing that to his face?3500:03:05,469 - 00:03:08,228Thirty-eight bean buns!3600:03:08,458 - 00:03:10,971Yes, new record!You monster!3700:03:11,219 - 00:03:12,498Keep going! Hit forty!3800:03:12,729 - 00:03:13,742Hell never hit forty.3900:03:13,987 - 00:03:16,115You got it buddy.Im going for forty!4000:03:16,363 - 00:03:17,427Do it!4100:03:17,930 - 00:03:18,679No problem.4200:03:24,598 - 00:03:26,391Im going to make it.4300:03:27,423 - 00:03:31,291He did it!- Well done, Po!4400:03:33,314 - 00:03:34,682Your training has paid off.4500:03:35,636 - 00:03:36,803Oh, Master Shifu.4600:03:37,093 - 00:03:38,213Got to go. See you later!4700:03:39,525 - 00:03:40,589You will save those for me, right?4800:04:01,772 - 00:04:02,918Inner peace.4900:04:06,329 - 00:04:08,982Inner peace.5000:04:10,058 - 00:04:12,794Oh, inner peace.5100:04:13,930 - 00:04:14,867Master Shifu.5200:04:16,284 - 00:04:17,275Master Shifu.5300:04:17,547 - 00:04:18,627What have we got?Pirates?5400:04:19,394 - 00:04:20,875Vandals of Volcano Mountain?5500:04:21,522 - 00:04:23,251Whatever it is, Ill take them down.5600:04:24,018 - 00:04:25,282Cause I am in the mood.5700:04:25,587 - 00:04:27,330I need to get something done,you know what I mean?5800:04:30,121 - 00:04:31,379What are you doing?5900:04:31,665 - 00:04:34,041One of Master Oogway final teachings.6000:05:06,146 - 00:05:07,111Awesome!6100:05:07,426 - 00:05:10,080How did you do that?6200:05:10,421 - 00:05:11,628Inner peace.6300:05:11,895 - 00:05:13,725Inner peace. Thats cool.6400:05:15,353 - 00:05:16,629Inner peace of what?6500:05:17,060 - 00:05:18,876Its your next phase of training.6600:05:19,412 - 00:05:21,431Every master must find6700:05:22,222 - 00:05:24,222his path to inner peace.6800:05:25,142 - 00:05:26,901Some choose to meditate for 50 years.6900:05:27,782 - 00:05:29,006And became just like this.7000:05:31,325 - 00:05:34,436Without the slightesttaste of food or water.7100:05:36,572 - 00:05:37,339Or.?7200:05:37,678 - 00:05:39,320Some find it through pain and suffering.7300:05:39,646 - 00:05:40,754As I did.7400:05:41,042 - 00:05:43,430Po, the day you were chosenas Dragon Warrior,7500:05:44,335 - 00:05:45,968was the worst day of my life.7600:05:47,161 - 00:05:49,297By far, nothing else came close.7700:05:49,913 - 00:05:52,012It was the worst most painful,7800:05:52,315 - 00:05:54,337mind destroying horrible moment,7900:05:54,719 - 00:05:56,664I have ever experienced.8000:06:00,919 - 00:06:03,456But once I realized theproblem was not you,8100:06:04,009 - 00:06:05,202but within me,8200:06:05,394 - 00:06:06,689I found inner peace.8300:06:07,233 - 00:06:09,729And was able to harnessthe flow of the universe.8400:06:10,577 - 00:06:12,536So thats it.I just need inner peace?8500:06:13,545 - 00:06:15,361My inerts are already super peaceful.8600:06:15,937 - 00:06:19,049So all I need to do isjust get this thing going.8700:06:19,535 - 00:06:20,872Inner peace, youre going down.8800:06:21,729 - 00:06:23,208Now show me what you weredoing there with your feet.8900:06:23,624 - 00:06:24,880I saw you just sort of fanciful foot work.9000:06:25,296 - 00:06:27,865Po, bandits approachingthe Musicians Village.9100:06:28,336 - 00:06:29,248Danger.9200:06:29,536 - 00:06:31,317Tell those musicians to startplaying some action music,9300:06:31,597 - 00:06:32,919because it is On.9400:06:33,300 - 00:06:33,848Dont worry Master Shifu.9500:06:34,116 - 00:06:35,556Ill master inner peaceas soon as I get back.9600:06:35,904 - 00:06:37,211No snack stop this time.9700:06:37,471 - 00:06:37,924Ha-ha-ha!9800:06:38,336 - 00:06:39,736Snack stop.9900:06:40,894 - 00:06:41,774Wait, are you serious?10000:06:54,843 - 00:06:56,341Get all the metal you can find!10100:07:01,121 - 00:07:02,032Grab the metal!10200:07:08,020 - 00:07:09,852Help.Help.Help.Help!10300:07:13,451 - 00:07:15,050Thats everything.Lets get out of here!10400:07:23,302 - 00:07:24,831Wings of justice!10500:07:44,084 - 00:07:45,012The Dragon Warrior.10600:07:45,860 - 00:07:47,220The panda? Thats impossible.10700:07:47,861 - 00:07:49,161My fist hungers for justice.10800:07:50,960 - 00:07:52,411That was. my fist.10900:07:52,985 - 00:07:54,007Get them!11000:07:54,338 - 00:07:55,323Come on!11100:08:05,631 - 00:08:06,657Take that!11200:08:30,471 - 00:08:31,519Po! Incoming!11300:08:32,055 - 00:08:33,104Thanks, Mantis!11400:08:52,311 - 00:08:53,376Tigress! Double-jump strike!11500:09:03,005 - 00:09:04,185Feet of Fury!11600:09:08,379 - 00:09:09,211Tigress!11700:09:09,891 - 00:09:10,706Monkey!11800:09:10,971 - 00:09:11,730Viper!11900:09:12,002 - 00:09:12,811Mantis!12000:09:13,074 - 00:09:14,570Bunny! What?12100:09:15,649 - 00:09:16,370Oh, sorry.12200:09:25,027 - 00:09:25,529Crane, go!12300:09:25,832 - 00:09:26,806I am on it!12400:09:46,415 - 00:09:47,076Is everyone okay?12500:09:48,124 - 00:09:49,225Yeah! Awesome!12600:09:53,137 - 00:09:53,837I got this.12700:10:05,384 - 00:10:06,029Po!12800:10:12,927 - 00:10:13,986Chew on that, tubby.12900:10:24,489 - 00:10:25,215Are you okay?13000:10:25,471 - 00:10:26,280What happened?13100:10:27,920 - 00:10:28,865I think I saw.13200:10:29,764 - 00:10:30,987I think.13300:10:32,239 - 00:10:33,339I got to go.13400:10:35,976 - 00:10:36,760Thank you.13500:10:37,016 - 00:10:40,310Thank you for coming toDragon Warrior Noodles and Tofu.13600:10:41,120 - 00:10:43,082Some more tea? Lemon sauce?13700:10:43,367 - 00:10:45,283If you need anything, just ask.13800:10:48,042 - 00:10:49,642Feet of Fury!13900:10:50,338 - 00:10:51,826Dragon Warriors mop.14000:10:52,406 - 00:10:54,219It must be very good.14100:10:54,651 - 00:10:57,293Hey! No touching!Youll get the mop dirty.14200:10:58,749 - 00:11:00,280He once waited on me.- Awesome.14300:11:00,671 - 00:11:01,967Yes, I have a stain to prove it.14400:11:02,423 - 00:11:04,111Hey, where is the Dragon Warrior?14500:11:05,335 - 00:11:06,806He doesnt work here anymore.14600:11:07,222 - 00:11:09,912Hes busy out thereprotecting the valley.14700:11:11,126 - 00:11:12,279The Dragon Warrior.14800:11:12,648 - 00:11:13,239Po!14900:11:18,709 - 00:11:19,762You should have toldme you were coming.15000:11:19,983 - 00:11:20,400Hi, Dad.15100:11:20,721 - 00:11:22,365I would have save you some stinky tofu.15200:11:24,824 - 00:11:25,794Dad, can I talk to you?15300:11:26,298 - 00:11:27,144Of course, son.15400:11:28,827 - 00:11:29,745In honour of my son,15500:11:30,404 - 00:11:33,709free tofu dessert for everybody,15600:11:34,332 - 00:11:35,859.with purchases.15700:11:37,107 - 00:11:38,722Its so good to see you, Po.15800:11:40,219 - 00:11:41,186Have you lost weight?15900:11:41,747 - 00:11:43,450I can almost put my wings around you.16000:11:44,371 - 00:11:45,420Well, maybe a little.16100:11:45,971 - 00:11:47,483Poor you. You must feel weak.16200:11:48,435 - 00:11:49,483Let me get you some soup.16300:11:49,875 - 00:11:51,227No, thats okay, Dad.Im not hungry.16400:11:51,963 - 00:11:52,755Not hungry?16500:11:53,154 - 00:11:53,922Po, are you alright?16600:11:54,394 - 00:11:55,795Yes, Im fine. Im just.16700:11:56,483 - 00:11:57,995Earlier today, I was fighting these bandits.16800:11:58,602 - 00:12:00,962Nothing. too. dangerous.16900:12:01,266 - 00:12:04,796And then, the strangest thing happened.17000:12:05,601 - 00:12:06,771Ah. I had this crazy vision.17100:12:07,419 - 00:12:08,818I think I saw my Mom.17200:12:09,177 - 00:12:10,562. and me, as a baby.17300:12:11,593 - 00:12:12,490Mom?17400:12:13,122 - 00:12:14,043A baby?17500:12:14,522 - 00:12:15,211Dad?17600:12:16,466 - 00:12:17,834What do you mean?17700:12:19,841 - 00:12:20,752How do I say this?17800:12:22,141 - 00:12:23,218Where did I come from?17900:12:27,945 - 00:12:29,764Well you see.son.18000:12:30,970 - 00:12:33,223Baby geese come from a little egg.18100:12:34,336 - 00:12:36,082Dont ask me wherethe egg comes from.18200:12:36,888 - 00:12:38,687Dad, thats not what I meant.18300:12:39,816 - 00:12:41,642I know its not.18400:12:42,122 - 00:12:43,618I think its time I told you something,18500:12:44,097 - 00:12:46,561I should have told you a long time ago.18600:12:48,145 - 00:12:49,194Okay.18700:12:49,929 - 00:12:52,073You might have been kind of.18800:12:54,321 - 00:12:56,945.adopted.18900:12:58,859 - 00:12:59,746I knew it.19000:13:00,145 - 00:13:01,569You knew?Who told you?19100:13:01,857 - 00:13:03,242No one.Come on, Dad.19200:13:03,994 - 00:13:06,584But if you knew,why didnt you say anything?19300:13:06,945 - 00:13:08,128Why didnt you say anything?19400:13:11,080 - 00:13:12,170How did I get here, Dad?19500:13:12,520 - 00:13:13,673Where did I come from?19600:13:15,601 - 00:13:16,606Actually,19700:13:17,455 - 00:13:18,500you came from this.19800:13:22,857 - 00:13:25,186It was just another dayat the restaurant.19900:13:25,873 - 00:13:27,003Time to make the noodles.20000:13:28,412 - 00:13:29,419I went out to the back,20100:13:29,852 - 00:13:32,116where my vegetableshad just been delivered.20200:13:33,236 - 00:13:35,083There were cabbages, turnips, radishes.20300:13:35,572 - 00:13:38,163Only there were no radishes.20400:13:39,820 - 00:13:42,635Just a very hungry baby panda.20500:13:45,789 - 00:13:46,595There was no note.20600:13:47,707 - 00:13:49,187Of course, you could have eaten it.20700:13:50,123 - 00:13:53,355I waited for someoneto come looking for you.20800:13:54,043 - 00:13:55,355But no one did.20900:14:19,064 - 00:14:20,152I brought you inside.21000:14:22,819 - 00:14:24,068Fed you.21100:14:26,257 - 00:14:27,605Gave you a bath.21200:14:30,572 - 00:14:32,317And fed you again.21300:14:35,125 - 00:14:36,292And again.21400:14:39,317 - 00:14:40,917And tried to put some pants on you.21500:14:50,355 - 00:14:53,540And then I made a decisionthat would change my life forever.21600:14:56,378 - 00:14:58,322To make my soup with hot radishes.21700:14:59,618 - 00:15:02,443And to raise you as my own son.21800:15:04,618 - 00:15:07,930Hsiao Po. My little panda.21900:15:09,602 - 00:15:10,850And from that moment on,22000:15:11,818 - 00:15:13,619both my soup and my life,22100:15:14,049 - 00:15:16,274have been that much sweeter.22200:15:17,355 - 00:15:20,235And my little Po,thats the end of the story.22300:15:21,586 - 00:15:22,970Look at me.22400:15:23,314 - 00:15:24,465No, dont look at me.22500:15:24,969 - 00:15:25,809Thats it?22600:15:26,586 - 00:15:27,611That cant be it!22700:15:28,041 - 00:15:29,553There痴 got to be more, Dad.22800:15:29,841 - 00:15:33,186There was a time you ateall my bamboo furniture.22900:15:33,633 - 00:15:35,433It was imported too.23000:15:36,225 - 00:15:37,202One Dumpling, please.23100:15:37,561 - 00:15:38,834Dragon warriors size.23200:15:44,938 - 00:15:48,426Po, your story may nothave such a happy beginning,23300:15:48,745 - 00:15:49,953but look how it turned out.23400:15:50,314 - 00:15:51,282You got me,23500:15:51,538 - 00:15:52,490you got Kung Fu,23600:15:52,777 - 00:15:54,409and you got noodles!23700:15:54,737 - 00:15:56,465I know but I have so many questions.23800:15:56,985 - 00:15:59,017Like how did I ever fitinto this tiny basket?23900:15:59,561 - 00:16:01,105Why didnt I like pants?24000:16:03,424 - 00:16:05,168And who am I?24100:16:14,064 - 00:16:15,364Watch your fall.24200:16:17,439 - 00:16:18,531Good.24300:16:51,214 - 00:16:52,565Shen?24400:16:53,534 - 00:16:55,229Good afternoon, gentlemen.24500:16:56,382 - 00:16:58,374Now we got the pleasantriesout of the way,24600:16:59,342 - 00:17:00,765please leave my house.24700:17:01,397 - 00:17:02,510Your house?24800:17:03,485 - 00:17:05,821Didnt you see the Peacockon the front door?24900:17:08,574 - 00:17:10,502There you are, Soothsayer.25000:17:10,932 - 00:17:12,798It seems that your fortune telling skills25100:17:13,182 - 00:17:14,709are not as good as you thought.25200:17:15,733 - 00:17:17,445We shall see, Shen.25300:17:17,733 - 00:17:19,222Oh, you shall see, old goat.25400:17:19,981 - 00:17:21,165Where were we?25500:17:21,525 - 00:17:22,661What do you want, Shen?25600:17:23,020 - 00:17:24,693What is rightfully mine.25700:17:25,660 - 00:17:26,901Gongmen City.25800:17:27,621 - 00:17:30,661Gongmen is under the stewardshipof the Masters Council25900:17:31,293 - 00:17:33,723and we will protect it even from you.26000:17:35,357 - 00:17:37,485Im so glad you feel that way.26100:17:38,453 - 00:17:41,245Otherwise, I would have draggedthat thing here for nothing.26200:17:41,724 - 00:17:43,524What is in the box, Shen?26300:17:43,997 - 00:17:44,837Want to see it?26400:17:45,557 - 00:17:46,998Its a gift.26500:17:47,501 - 00:17:49,013Its your parting gift.26600:17:49,444 - 00:17:50,860In that it will part you.26700:17:51,364 - 00:17:52,700Part of you here,part of you there,26800:17:53,020 - 00:17:56,004and part of youwhere you were there.26900:17:56,333 - 00:17:57,515. staining the wall!27000:17:57,788 - 00:17:58,972You insolent fool!27100:18:17,176 - 00:18:18,187Show off.27200:18:18,491 - 00:18:19,715That is a warning.27300:18:20,062 - 00:18:22,567You are no match for our Kung Fu.27400:18:23,015 - 00:18:24,063I agree.27500:18:25,140 - 00:18:26,376But this is.27600:18:40,806 - 00:18:42,977Are you familiar with the