电影中各种分手台词.docx

1. Youre going to be successful and rich. But youre going to go through life thinking that girls dont like you because youre a tech geek. I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that wont be true. Itll be because youre an a-hole. The Social Network“你会成功，你会富有。但你这一辈子都会觉得女生不喜欢你是因为你是个技术宅男。我想让你知道，我打心底里明白这不是真的。女生不甩你完全是因为你是个混蛋。” 社交网络短评：也许很多剩男都能从这段话中有所感悟吧?2. Elle, if Im going to be a senator, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn. Legally Blonde“艾拉，要成为议员的话，我就得娶个杰琪肯尼迪，而不是玛丽莲梦露。” 律政俏佳人短评：这比方打得十分有可比性，也逼迫金发美女发奋图强了。3. We are sooooo over. Rachel (Jennifer Aniston)Fake cries Fine by me! Ross (David Schwimmer) Friends瑞秋：“我们俩，玩儿完了!”罗斯：“(装哭)我没意见!” 老友记短评：这两只分分合合多少场啊?!再给力的分手狠话也拆不散的两只龙虾4. I am very sorry I ever met you, and Im sorry I allowed myself to love you for all those years. Im sorry I did nothing but be there for you,every minute, of every day and support you in your every move. Im SORRY! The First Wives Club“我对不起自己居然遇上了你。我对不起自己这么些年都容许自己这么爱你。我对不起自己神马事情都不干就每天每一分钟都陪在你身边支持你的一切。我真是有多对不起啊我!” 第一夫人俱乐部短评：好多好多的怨念啊5. Youre such a child.Rhett (Clark Gable)I only know that I love you! Scarlett (Vivien Leigh) criesThats your misfortune. Frankly, my dear, I dont give a damn. Gone With The Wind白瑞德：“你实在是个幼稚的孩子。”斯嘉丽：“我只知道我爱你。”白瑞德：“那就是你的不幸了。说白了，亲爱的，我压根儿不在乎。” 乱世佳人短评：有够经典和刻骨铭心的一段。6. I know. A relationship, I think, is.is like a shark. You know, it has to constantly move forward or it dies, and I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. Annie Hall“我觉着，谈恋爱，就像就像鲨鱼。如果不能一直保持前进，它就死了。我觉得我们手中的感情，是一条死掉的鲨鱼。” 安妮霍尔短评：唉，真够文艺的7. I love you too Richard, but I love me more. Sex And The City“我也爱你啊理查德，可我更爱我自己。” 欲望都市短评：有些人嘛就是不适合恋爱神马的。8. Thank you for making this easier for me.