英语短剧(三人)搞笑

精品文档 1欢迎下载 改编自 两小儿辩日 J Jack P Petter S stranger 独白 The story happened in a sunny day Two friends meet each other J Hi nice to see you Petter P Nice to see you Jack It s a good day isn t it J Yeah I like sunny days P Look what s this J Oh it s our luck day It s 100 dollar P Yes it is So what should we do to the money Give it to uncle police J I don t think so I suggest one of us can have it Since it is in my hand so P No I don t think so I think I find it first I am the person that who should have the money J Look at that person Why don t we ask him to judge it for us 精品文档 2欢迎下载 P I agree J Hello could you please do us a favour S Of course What t up J Here is the thing S I see It s really a hard question Let me think en OK I get an idea Now I ll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the money What do you think P Why not J Let do it S Now you must listen to me carefully Look at the sun it s beautiful isn t it And it s very far from us So my question is when is the sun farther away from us in the morning or at noon You first P It s easy As we can see in the morning the sun is very big and at noon it become smaller So the answer is at noon J That is the most stupid answer I have ever heard As we can feel in the morning it s cool and at noon it ll be very hot That is because the sun is farther away from us at 精品文档 3欢迎下载 morning 争吵 S OK Stop Stop As a matter of fact each of your answer is incorrect I think the range is the same P Are you crazy Let me tell you something 到一边 拿出 50 美元 If you make me win it s yours S think for a while It s a deal 回到原地 I am sorry I made a mistake just now I ll correct my answer Petter is right The answer is at noon J What We need to talk 拉路人到一边 I did not catch your mean clearly Could you say it again S The sun is farther away from us at noon So you are wrong J 打过路人 Did you change your mind S No Oh yes You are right Obviously he was wrong 一起回去 P What s wrong with your face J 清嗓子 精品文档 4欢迎下载 S I just fall over by accident never mind And let s go back to the question I think it over and over again Finally I believe Jack is right You were wrong J Jack 从 petter 手中抢过钱 Then it s mine kiss it It s nice to meet you petter Goodbye P What Don t go jack 下 What s wrong with you S I m sorry I just J Give me my money now 路人拿出钱 jack 一把抢过来 生气地走了 S jack 走后 路人掏掏口袋发现 Where i