小学生英语故事(超全版-中英双语)

小学生英语故事小学生英语故事 包括 幽默故事 1 7 页 普通小故事 7 40 页 激发小朋友们学英语的 兴趣 帮助他们提高成绩 最好每天背一篇 会有不错的效果的 O O 英文幽默故事 英文幽默故事 There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot There werethree parrots in the shop One was 5 000 another one 10 000 and the third one 30 000 The customer asked the owner How come this guy is 5 000 That s so expensive for this kindof parrot The owner said Because I have trained him and he can talk So the customer asked him How about this guy What can he do that makes him so expensive The owner said Well apart from talking he can also do some amusing actions like dancing and so on That s why he s so expensive Then the customer said How about the third one What canhe do that makes him so expensive The owner of the shopsaid I don t know Normally I have never heard him talk nor dance nor whistle nor sing nothing at all But the other two call him The Boss 老板最大 有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉 店里有三只鹦鹉 其中一只卖五千元 另 一只卖一万元 还有一只卖三万元 顾客问老板 为什么这只要卖五千元 这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了 老板说 因为我有训练他讲话 顾客又 问 那这只呢 他会做什么 为什么要卖这么贵 老板说 他除了会说 话之外 还会表演一些有趣的动作 好比说跳舞等等 所以才卖这么贵 顾客 接着又问 那第三只呢 他会做什么 为什么要卖这么贵 老板说 我 不知道 我从没听过他讲话 吹口哨或唱歌 也没看过他跳舞 什么都没有 不过另外两只叫他 老板 Where is the egg Teacher Can you make a sentence with the word egg Student Yes I ate a piece of cake yesterday Teacher Then where is the egg Student In the cake Sir 鸡蛋在哪里 老师 你能用 鸡蛋 一词造句吗 学生 可以 我昨天吃了一块蛋糕 老师 鸡蛋 在哪 学生 在蛋糕里 先生 Tom is a little boy and he is only seven years old Once he goes to a cinema It is the first time for him to do that He buys a ticket and goes in But after two or three minutes he comes out and buys the second ticket and goes in again After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket But a girl asks him Why do you buy so many tickets How many friends do you meet No I have no friends here but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket 汤姆是个小孩 他才 7 岁 当他去电影院的时候 那时他第一次去 他买了 张票进去了 但没过两三分钟他就出来了 然后买了第二张票又进去了 几 分钟后他又出来买了第三张票 接着两三分钟后他又出来买票 一个女的问 她 你为什么要买那么多票啊 你见到了几个朋友 没有 我里面没朋友 但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了 Child My uncle has 1000 men under him Man He is really somebody What does do Child A maintenance man in a cemetery 他真是一个大人物 小孩 我叔叔下面有 1000 个人 男人 他真是一个大人物 他是干什么的 小孩 墓地守墓人 Teacher Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today Student Of course He must be a great man for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years 一名伟人 老师 如果莎士比亚还活着 他会是一名伟人吗 学生 当然 因为到目前为止 还没有人活到 400 多岁 Mr Smith Waiter there s a dead fly in my soup Waiter Yes sir I know it s the heat that kills it 史密斯先生 服务员 我的汤里有一只死苍蝇 服务员 是的 先生 我知道了 它是被烫死的 Son Dad give me a dime Father Son don t you think you re getting too big to be forever begging for dimes Son I guess you re right Dad Give me a dollar will you 儿子 爸爸 给我一角钱 父亲 儿子 你不认为你已经长大了 不该再老是一角一角地要钱了 该自立了 不是吗 儿子 爸爸 我想你是对的 那给我一块钱行吗 A little kid fell in love with another little kid a school mate Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class when they re eight or ten years old or something like that So the eight year oldkid came back home and asked his father Father is it expensive to be married And the father said Yes son it is very expensive So the son asked How much does it cost And the father said I don t know son I m still paying 有个小孩爱上了另一个小孩 对方是学校的同学 八岁或十岁左右的孩子有时 会迷恋班上某个人 然后就以为自己恋爱了 因此这个八岁的小孩回家问他爸 爸 爸爸 结婚很花钱吗 爸爸说 是啊 儿子 非常花钱 儿子又问 要花多少钱呢 爸爸说 我不知道 儿子 我到现在还一直在付钱啊 Boy why have you got cotton wool in your ear Is it infected No sir but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other so I am trying to stop it 孩子 你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵 它感染了吗 没有 老师 可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进 一个耳朵里出 所以我要把它堵在里面 I m sorry Madam but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy s tooth Twenty d ollars Why I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work Yes but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office 对不起 夫人 为您孩子拔牙我要收取 20 美元 20 美元 为什么 不是说好只要 4 美元 是的 但是你的孩子大喊大叫 把另外四个病人吓跑了 TWO Teacher We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract Now can anyone give me a good example John Well in the summer the days are long and in the winter the days are short 老师 我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理 现在 谁给我举个例子 约翰 嗯 在夏天天都长 在冬天天都短 The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours then he started again and said he Let me ask the evolutionist a question if we had tails like a baboon where are they I ll venture an answer said an old lady We have worn them off sitting here so long 教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时 他的话题又来了 让我向进 化论者提个问题 如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴 那么现在尾巴到哪里 去了 我来试试看 一位老太太说 该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧 A man was going to the house of some rich person As he went along the road he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road He said I do not want to eat those apples for the rich man will give me much food he will give me very nice food to eat Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust He went on and came to a river The river had become very big so he could not go over it He waited for some time then he said I cannot go to the rich man s house today for I cannot get over the river He began to go home He had eaten no food that day He began to want food He came to the apples and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them Do not throw good things away you may be glad to have them at some other time 译文 一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去 当他沿着路走时 在路的一边他 发现一箱好苹果 他说 我不打算吃那些苹果 因为富人会给我更多的食物 他会给我很好吃的东西 然后他拿起苹果 一把扔到土里去 他继续走 来到 河边 河涨水了 因此 他到不了河对岸 他等了一会儿 然后他说 今天我 去不了富人家了 因为我不能渡过河 他开始回家 那天他没有吃东西 他就 开始去找吃的 他找到苹果 很高兴地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了 不要把好 东西扔掉 换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处 A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday I gave it to a poor old woman he answered You re a good boy said the mother proudly Here are two cents more But why are you so interested in the old woman She is the one who sells the candy 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱 昨天给你的钱干什么了 我给了一个可怜的老太婆 他回答说 你真是个好孩子 妈妈骄傲地说 再 给你两分钱 可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢 她是个卖糖果的 Drunk One day a father and his little son were going home At this age the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions Now he asked What s the meaning of the word Drunk dad Well my son his father replied look there are standing two policemen If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk But dad the boy said there s only ONE policeman 醉酒 一天 父亲与小儿子一块儿回家 这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的 年龄 老是有提不完的问题 他向父亲发问道 爸爸 醉 字是什么意思 唔 孩子 父亲回答说 你瞧那儿站着两个警察 如果我把他们看成了四个 那么我就算醉了 可是 爸爸 孩子说 那儿只有一个警察呀 Sleeping Pills Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night He went to see his doctor who prescribed some extra strong sleeping pills Sunday night Bob took the pills slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm He took his time getting to the office strolled in and said to his boss I didn t have a bit of trouble getting up this morning That s fine roared the boss but where were you Monday and Tuesday 安眠药 鲍勃晚上失眠 他去看医生 医生给他开了一些强力安眠药 星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药 睡得很好 在闹钟响之前就醒了过来 他到了办公室 遛达进去 对老板说 我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有 好啊 老板吼道 那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了 普通英语故事普通英语故事 Story 1 I Don t Like Her Bob goes to a new school One day he comes back Bob do you like your new teacher his mother asks I don t like her Mother Because first she says that three and three is six and then she says that two and four is six too 故事 1 我不喜欢她 鲍勃的去了所新学校 一天 他回到家 他妈妈问他 你喜欢你的新老师吗 不 我不喜欢她 妈妈 因为她先说 3 加 3 等于 6 然后她又说 2 加 4 等于 6 Story 2 Ten Candies Mother asks her son Jim if you have ten candies and you eat four then how many candles do you have Ten Jim says Then Mother asks Yes Mum Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach Four and six is ten isn t it right 故事 2 十块糖 妈妈问儿子 吉姆 如果你有 10 块糖 吃了 4 块 那你还有几块糖 10 块 吉姆说 10 块 妈妈问 是的 妈妈 因为 4 块在我的肚子里面 6 块在肚子外面 4 加 6 等于 10 不对吗 Story 3 Count Tomorrow Morning It s a right John is looking at the sky Tom is John s younger brother He asks John What are you doing John says I m counting stars Tom laughs and says It s really dark now Why not count them tomorrow morning 故事 3 明天早上数 这是一个晚上 约翰抬头看着天空 汤姆是约翰的弟弟 他问约翰 你在干什么 约翰说 我在数星星 汤姆笑着说 现在天空太黑了 你为什么不等到明天早上再数呢 Story 4 Are Flies Yummy Tony and his father are eating dinner Suddenly Tony asks his father Dad are flies yummy Dad frowns and says No I think it s yucky Why do you ask me this question It s a silly question But Tony says There was one fly in your plate 故事 4 苍蝇好吃吗 托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐 突然 托尼问他的爸爸 爸爸 苍蝇好吃吗 爸爸皱眉说 我想不好吃 你怎么会问这个问题 这可是一个愚蠢的问题 可是托尼说 刚才你盘子里有一只苍蝇 Story 5 I Don t Want to Walk Home Tom is a very old man After dinner he likes walking in the street And he goes to bed at seven o clock But tonight a car stopped at his house A policeman helps him get out He tells Tom s wife The old man couldn t find his way in the street He asked me to take him in the car After the policeman leaves there his wife asks Tom you go to the street every night But tonight you can t find the way what s the matter The old man smiles like a child and says I couldn t find my way I didn t want to walk home 故事 5 我不想走回家 汤姆是一位老人 他喜欢在晚饭后到大街上散步 在 7 点回来睡觉 但是 今天晚上一辆小汽车停在他家门前 汤姆在一位警察的帮助下走下汽 车 警察告诉汤姆的妻子 这位老人在街上迷路了 他让我用汽车送他回来 警察走后 汤姆 你每天都到那条街上散步 但是今天你迷路了 你怎么了 这位老人像孩子般的笑道 我迷路了 我是不想走路回家 Story 6 It Must Be Crowded A teacher is telling his students The moon is very large Several millions people can live there And a boy laughs and says It must get crowded when it s a crescent moon 故事 6 一定很拥挤 一位告诉学生 月亮非常大 上面能住几百人 一个男孩笑着说 当月亮变成月牙的时候 住在上面的人该多拥挤啊 Story 7 It s Good to Admit a Fault John is not a good student He always sleeps in the class Today he sleeps again John Teacher says angrily What What s wrong John is awaken Why do you make a face It s classroom Look Everyone is laughing Teacher says No one is laughing Teacher says No it s not me I was not making a face I was sleeping John fells upset Um Not bad You can admit your fault You are still a good boy Teacher is satisfied with it 故事 7 认错 约翰并不是个 好 学生 他总是在上课的时候睡觉 今天他又睡着了 约翰 老师生气地喊他 什么 出什么事了 约翰醒了 你为什么要做鬼脸 这是教室 看看 同学们都在笑 老师生气地说 没有人在笑呀 其他同学笑声地嘀咕 不 不是我 我没有做鬼脸 刚才我睡着了 约翰感到不安 嗯 还不错 你承认自己的错误 还是给好孩子 老师为此感到满意 Story 8 Adding Feet to a Snake One day Mr Lion holds a party Many animals come and drink a lot of wine At last there is a pot of wine Who can drink it They drink out an idea and decide to have a match Draw a snake If you finish first you can get it Soon Mr Wolf finishes drawing Yeah I ve finished I m No 1 he says But he draws again and says Oh let me add feet and my snake At the time Mr Gorilla also finishes He takes away the pot of wine and drinks then he says That isn t a snake Snakes have no feet I get the wine 故事 8 画蛇添足 一天 狮子先生举行一场聚会 许多动物都来了 他们喝很多酒 最后只剩 一壶酒了 让谁喝呢 它们想了想 有个主意 它们比赛画蛇 谁最 快画好 谁就喝这壶酒 不一会 狼先生画好了 哈 我画好了 我是第一个 它说 可是它又画了 起来 它还说 再给它加几只脚吧 这是猩猩先生也画好了 它拿起那酒壶喝 起来 一边喝一边说 那不是蛇 蛇是没有脚的 我赢了这壶酒 Story 9 Covering One s Ears While Stealing a Bell Mr Wang thinks he is clever but he always does foolish things One day he sees a beautiful bell at the top of a door Oh How nice I will take it home He thinks What can I do After a while he has a good idea Aha I have an idea now I can plug my ears Then I will not hear the ring when I take off the bell Then he does so But as soon as he takes off the bell the owner opens the door What ate you doing the owner says angrily 故事 9 掩耳盗铃 王先生总以为自己很聪明 实际上他总干傻事 一天 他看见一户人家的门头有个很漂亮的铃铛 啊 真漂亮啊 我要把它 拿回家去 他自言自语道 我该怎么做呢 过了一会儿他想到了一个 好 主 意 啊哈 我有办法了 我把耳朵堵上 拿铃铛的时候就听不见铃声了 于是他就这样做了 可是他刚拿下铃铛 屋子的主人就打开门 怒气冲冲地 说 你在干什么 Story 10 Adding Eyes to a Dragon Mr Li is a good painter One day he draws a beautiful dragon without eyes Mr Zhou looks at the picture and says The dragon has no eyes It isn t a good picture But Mr Li smiles and says If I add eyes to the dragon it will fly away Mr Zhou shakes head and says You are boasting I don t believe you Mr Li isn t angry He holds the paintbrush and adds eyes to the dragon Woe The dragon really flies 故事 10 画龙点睛 李先生是位很好的画家 一天画了一条栩栩如生的龙 但是这只龙没有眼睛 周先生见了说 这条龙没有眼睛 这不算一张好画 可是李先生笑着说 如果我给它加上眼睛 它就会飞走了 周先生摇头说 你吹牛 我不相信 李先生也不生气 只是拿起笔给龙点上眼睛 哇 龙真的飞走了 Story 11 Lord Ye s Love of the Dragon There is a young man Lord Ye He likes dragons vey much He draws many dragons in his house The house becomes a world of dragon A red dragon hears of Lord Ye and is deeply moved He wants to visit Lord Ye and makes a friend with him Hi Mr Ye Nice to meet you the real dragon comes to visit Mr Ye runs away as fast he can Oh my God Help Help he runs and shouts 故事 11 叶公好龙 有个年轻人 姓叶 非常喜欢龙 他在屋里里面了许多许多龙 这屋子都快成了 龙的世界 一龙真龙听说了叶公的事 很受感动 就想去拜访叶公 和他交个朋友 嘿 叶先生 很高兴见到你 这条真龙拜访叶先生了 可是叶先生飞快地逃了 忒边跑边喊 啊 我的天啊 救命 救命 Story 12 I Made Granny Glad A teacher is telling her students the importance of making others glad Now children she says Did you make someone else glad Please teacher says a small boy I made someone glad yesterday Well done Who was that The teacher says My granny The boy says Good boy Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad The teacher says I went to see her yesterday and stayed with her for three hours Then I said to her Granny I m going home And she said well I m glad 故事 12 我让奶奶高兴了 一位教师正在对学生将使人高兴的重要性 听着 孩子们 他说 你们曾让别 人高兴过吗 我 老师 一个男孩子说 昨天我就使别人高兴过 做得好 是谁呢 老师说 我奶奶 小男孩说 好孩子 现在告诉我们 你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的 老师问道 是这样的 老师 昨天我去看她 在她那儿呆了 3 个小时 然后我对她说 奶 奶 我要回家了 她说 啊 我很高兴 Story 13 Look at the Sky from the Bottom of a Well There is a frog He lives in a well and he never goes out of the well He thinks the sky is as big as the mouth of the well One day a crow comes to the well He sees the frog and says Frog let s have a talk Then the frog asks Where are you from I fly from the sky the crow says The frog feels surprised and says The sky is only as big as the mouth of the well How do you fly from the sky The crow says The sky is very big You always stay in the well so you don t know the world is big The frog says I don t believe But the crow says You can come out and have a look by yourself So the frog comes out from the well He is very surprised How big the world is 故事 13 坐井观天 有一只青蛙住在井底 他从来没有去过井外面 他以为天空就和井口一样大 一天 一只乌鸦飞到井边 看见青蛙 就对它说 青蛙 咱们聊聊吧 青蛙就问 他 你从哪里来 我从天上上来 青蛙惊讶了 就说 天空就只有这 井口这么大 你怎么会从天上飞老呢 乌鸦说 天空很大 只不过你一直呆在井里 所有不知道世界很大 青蛙说 我不相信 乌鸦说 你可以出来 自己看看嘛 于是青蛙来到井外 他十分惊讶 原来世界这么大 Story 14 I can t Cook It It s sunny day in spring Miss Cat is fishing Suddenly the fishing rod moves Great Oh it s so heavy Miss Cat says happily The fish is plucked out of the river Oh a big fish How big the fish is She cheers But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing At the time Mr House goes by and sees it What do you set it free He asks Because my pot is too small I can t cook it Miss Cat says 故事 14 我没法煮它 这是春天里一个阳光明媚的日子 猫小姐在河边钓鱼 突然鱼竿动了动 太棒 了 哇 好重啊 猫小姐高兴地喊着 鱼被拉出来了 啊 一条大鱼 这条大鱼可真大呀 她欢呼道 但是她却把鱼 放回河里 又继续钓鱼 这时候马先生路过 看见这一切 就问她 为什么你把鱼放了 因为我的锅 太小 我没办法烧这么大的鱼 猫小姐回答说 Story 15 That Is Not My Dog A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog She asks the shopkeeper Does your dog bite The shopkeeper says No my dog does not bit The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her Ouch She says I thought you said your dog does not bite The shopkeeper replies That is not my dog 故事 15 那不是我的狗 一个妇人走进一家宠物店 看见一只很可爱的小狗 她问店主 你的狗咬人吗 店主说 不 我的狗不咬人 于是这个妇人试着抚摸小狗 可是小狗却咬了她 哎哟 妇人说 我想你刚才还说你的狗不咬人 店主人回答说 那不是我的狗 Story Wrong Mark s favorite cup is broken and he feels unhappy Susan sees and asks him You look sad What s the matter Mark says There is something wrong with my cup Susan says Don t worry I can repair it Mark feels surprised and asks Repair You can repair it You Yes Believe me Where is it Susan answers Here My cup is broken Are you sure you can repair it Mark takes out his cuo 故事 16 误会 马克最喜欢的杯子了 他很不开心 苏珊看见了就问他 你看上去不太开心 怎么了 苏珊说 别担心 我会补好它的 马克听了感到奇怪 就问她 补 你会补 真的吗 没错 相信我 在哪里呢 苏珊说 这儿 我的 cup 破了 你确信补好它吗 马克拿出了杯子 cup 你以为是 cap 苏珊说道 说完他俩都笑了 Story 17 My Clever Dog Bobby is my dog I love him He can roll on the floor He can play balls with me He can look after my house when I am out Bobby is very clever But sometimes he isn t One day Bobby runs away He is out for three days After he comes back I tie him to a tree and give him some food Bobby begins to eat But then he stops He sees a fox The fox is looking at his food Bobby barks and barks He wants to catch the fox But he can t The fox runs round the tree Bobby runs after the fox So the rope goes ground the tree Of course Bobby can t run The doc can eat the food Quickly she eats up the food and runs away 故事 17 我 聪明 的狗 巴比是我的狗 我很爱他 他会在地板上打滚 他会和我玩球 他能在外出 的时候帮我看家 巴比很聪明 可是有些时候他也不聪明 一天 巴比跑了出去 3 天没回家 他回来后 我把他拴在一棵树上 给他一 些食物 巴比吃着食物 但是又停了下来 他看见一只狐狸 这只狐狸正盯着他 的食物 巴比朝狐狸一个劲地叫 他想抓住狐狸 但是他办不到 狐狸喀什绕着 树跑 巴比就追着它跑 于是绳子就绕在了数上 当然巴比就跑不开了 那只狐 狸跑去吃他的食物 很快就吃光了所有食物 而后跑走了 Story 18 Snow White Snow White is born on a cold winter day She is as white as snow Her eyes are very big her hair very long and her voice is sweet She is very kind and beautiful Everyone loves her Her mummy the Queen loves her too But she died A new Queen comes She is beautiful but bad She doesn t like Snow White because Snow White is the most beautiful girl in the world I will kill Snow White So she orders a hunter to kill Snow White The hunter is an honest man You are a good girl I don t want to kill you So he lets Snow White go Snow White goes into a forest She finds a house and goes into the house Seven dwarfs live there They like Snow White and ask Snow White to live with them No sooner the new Queen dies Because she isn t the most beautiful woman in the world 故事 18 白雪公主 白雪公主出生在一个寒冷的冬天 因此她像雪一样洁白无瑕 她又两只大眼晴 有漂亮的长头发和甜蜜的声音 她又善良又美丽 每个人都很喜欢她 她妈妈 皇后也爱她 但她死了 一位新皇后来了 她很漂亮但很恶毒 她不喜欢白雪公主 因为白雪公主是世 界上最美丽的女孩 我一定要杀死白雪公主 因此 她命令一位猎人去杀白雪公主 这位猎人是一 个诚实的人 你是一个好姑娘 我不想杀你 所有他放走了白雪公主 白雪公主走进一片森林 她发现了一个房子 并且走进了房子 七个小矮人住 在房子里 他们很喜欢白雪公主并留她一起住下来了 不久 女皇死了 因为她不是世界上最美丽的人 Story 19 The Clever King Solomon Long long ago there was a king Solomon was his name He was very clever In his country there were two women They lived in the same house and each had a child One night one of the babies died The dead baby s mother took the other woman s baby and put it in her own bed The next morning they had a quarrel No this is my baby The dead is yours Each one wanted the living baby So they went to see King Solomon Bring me a knife cut the child into two and five each woman one half said the King Oh Your Maj