4人英语短剧剧本.doc--大话西游

4 4 人英语短剧剧本人英语短剧剧本 搞笑版大话西游搞笑版大话西游 Three Times Beating Monster 人物 T 唐僧 郭伟 S 孙悟空 邹婷 E 猪八戒和 N 哪吒 肖细敏 B 白骨精 B1 B 变成的村姑 B2 B 变成的太婆 B3 B 变化成的老头 钟慧 T Emitofo do you know where we are now S Bajie map E Could you speak to me with a good attitude Anyway I was supreme marshal 一丝得意 S supreme marshal 先假装奉承的笑 继而强势的说 It is impossible forever 八戒不开心不情愿的摸出 递给 S S Look master 凑近 T T S 一齐转向 E T Bajie How Many times I have told you not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you E Oh master Forgive me I ll bring the map to you soon 伸手拿回 T 缩手 No I ll keep it for you until we reach the west E But T Emitofo nothing is lust lust is nothing Map E 递 Here Em We have arrived in White Tiger Mountain It is said there is a monster called white bone B Yes I m Miss White I m living in the mountain at all times Everyone called me monster even if I don t like it As everyone knows if someone eats Tangseng s meat he would be never getting old Now I hear that he will pass by this is a good opportunity to eat him Ha ha ha E Ah I can t walk on any more 坐 My stomach doesn t allow So S Fat Pig A lustful and lazy fat pig E Monkey if you dare to say these two words once again I will I will S You will what You can what 凶相 E I will 很不怕的样子 继而一下子软弱下来 help you catch fleas S Hum As I expected you are just a timid fat pig T 轻咳 Wukong factually I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food E You see I m not the only one who is hungry master is hungry too T Baijie Don t forget who ate my last meal 八戒羞愧的表情 E Oh Master There is a problem If a monster comes while brother monkey is away T Em It is a problem Wukong do you have any idea S No problem I already had the solution 安装 B 已躲在一旁偷看 E This is S Electric net I have learnt the energy of electricity from master s books So I made this No monster can approach you if you stay in it T Em Wukong you are becoming more and more scientific Emitofo knowledge is power S Bajie Remember not to let stranger in Bye 走 E OK Brother Monkey take more things to eat Bye B Hm Hm Electric net You want to use it against me You are too childish En I need a way to deal with it E 转身对师傅说 Monster we can t go out until brother monkey come back So we should do something to kill time T Let s play cards E Great I like to play cards very much 二人开始打牌 音乐 斗地主 B haha I have an idea 先变成一个丑女 Oh on on It is said that Zhu Baijie is a Lustful pig So I should create a beautiful girl 变 成一个美女 走上前 对八戒说 Hi Handsome boy E Hi Belle What can I do for you 色迷迷的 B I want to play cards with you Can I join you E Of course But B What s wrong Don t you want to play with me E Of course I want to play with you very much But Brother Monkey told me not to let strangers in because he was afraid that there will be the monster B Monster Don t you think I like the monster E Not at all B You are right I m not a monster You are not only handsome but also very smart E Hehehe You re an cute girl 转身对唐僧说 master I m sure she isn t a monster can you let her in T 瞪了瞪八戒 转身对 B 说 I m sorry girl We are playing Fighting against Landlord and two people are enough B1 Oh it s a pity But I m happy to watch you playing cards too 在一旁观看 Oh Chance Bomb T Bomb 打出 B1 Double King If you do it you will win T Oh I win Em Girl you are a master hand Please come in and teach me 准备开电网门 B1 OK This is an honor for me I will try my best to teach you S 回来 看见 B1 Oh monster 上前就打 B1 一边躲闪一边叫到 I m not a monster please don t kill me 被 打倒 Ah You 指着孙悟空转而对唐僧说道 I do not have the opportunity to teach you I hope you can contribute on playing cards T I will 悲伤 气愤 Wukong What have you done She is my teacher S She is a monster T Nonsense 深呼吸 S Oh please don t T It s too late 唱 Once more You open the door 泰坦尼克主题 曲 走音离谱 S Please Please oh no 痛苦抱头 T 呛住 咳 Wukong I m disappointed with you B 真身出现 Hm Sun Wukong you think you are invincible I ll teach you a lesson and let you know what wisdom is 变成太婆 B2 Dear where are you Dear Excuse me have you seen my daughter T Daughter 连忙挡住地尸体 No sorry I haven t seen anyone 陪笑 B2 想看后面是什么 T 挡 S 咬牙切齿 You monster I ll beat you into hell S 追打 B2 B2 躲 至 T 身后 S 打 不想打到 T 头 T 晕 S 再打死 B2 E Are you Ok master 扶 T Look 伸食指 how many T Two 晕乎乎地 Sun Wukong game is over 变成 B3 B3 看到 B1 B2 尸体 Hello My wife and daughter are missing I can t find them Oh my daughter my wife Who did it 哭喊 E he 指着孙悟空 B3 You Why kill my wife Why kill my daughter I will kill you 冲向孙 S Kill me It s too ridiculous I ll kill you monster 打 T 想阻止 未及 You you 险些晕 E 扶住 You have killed three lives S No they are not human beings They are created by monster T Monster You are a real monster Never let me see you go S You will regret 悲 离去 音乐 营造 假 悲伤气氛 人鬼情未 了 E Master brother Monkey is T Scratch Don t mention that guy any more B 出现 Ha ha ha I can eat the meat of Tangseng I ll live forever 三尸体 B1 B2 B3 在 B 招手后 飘 走 T 惊 You are B I m a monster Sun Wukong is right How foolish you are Mr Tang E 去阻斗 被击退 抓住 T I ll enjoy your meat and blood ha ha S 悄悄走到 B 后 打 B B 晕 A thousand years later T Wukong E Oh Brother Monkey Our hero is back T I I can t understand What happened S Master your IQ needs increasing This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you T How how did you find out S 沉默 Monkey s intuition 直觉 N Excuse me where is the criminal S Ah you are too late Nezha 对 T I ve called the police N 摇醒 B You are under arrest 出示证件 You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law B hey Unexpectedly I failed Sun Wukong