小学英语搞笑小故事

1、 It Must Be Crowded A teacher is telling his students, “The moon is very large. Several millions people can live there.” And a boy laughs and says, “It must get crowded when its a crescent moon.” 一定很拥挤 一位告诉学生：“月亮非常大，上面能住 几百人。” 一个男孩笑着说：“当月亮变成月牙的时 候，住在上面的人该多拥挤啊！” That Is Not My Dog! A woman walks into

2、 a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?” The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bit.” The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her. “Ouch!” She says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!” The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!” 那不

3、是我的狗 一个妇人走进一家宠物店，看见一只很可 爱的小狗。她问店主：“你的狗咬人吗？” 店主说：“不，我的狗不咬人。” 于是这个妇人试着抚摸小狗，可是小狗却 咬了她。“哎哟！”妇人说，“我想你刚 才还说你的狗不咬人。” 店主人回答说：“那不是我的狗。” Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word egg? Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday. Teacher:Then where is the “egg? Student:In the cake,Sir. Where is the egg? 鸡蛋

4、在哪里？ 老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗？ 学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。 老师：“鸡蛋”在哪？ 学生：在蛋糕里，先生 A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money? I gave you yesterday? I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. Youre a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. “But why are you

5、 so interested in the old woman? She is the one who sells the candy. 好孩子好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。他回答说。 “你真是个你真是个 好孩子，好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么再给你两分钱。可你为什么 对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。她是个卖糖果的。” Who Pours Ink on My Chair? Donn

6、y is a seven year old boy. He goes to school every day. The school is near his home. So he goes there on foot and comes back home on time. But today, he is late. His mother asks him, “Why do you go to the headmasters office?” “Because the teacher asks us a question in class and nobody can answer it,

7、 but I can.” “Its good to answer the teachers question.” “But the question is Who pours ink on my chair?” 谁把墨水倒在我椅子了？谁把墨水倒在我椅子了？ 唐尼是个唐尼是个7岁孩子，每天他都上学。岁孩子，每天他都上学。 学校在他的家附近。学校在他的家附近。 因为，他不行去上学并按时回家。但因为，他不行去上学并按时回家。但 是今天他回来迟了。是今天他回来迟了。 他的母亲问他：他的母亲问他：“你为什么去校长的你为什么去校长的 办公室？办公室？” “因为老师在上课时老师问我们一个因为老师在上课时老师

8、问我们一个 问题，没有人能回答他，而我能。问题，没有人能回答他，而我能。” “回答老师的问题是好事。回答老师的问题是好事。” “但那个问题但那个问题 谁把墨水倒在我的椅谁把墨水倒在我的椅 子上了？子上了？” Which Skirt to Wear? Time is 8 years old, and follows her own ideas. When her parents tell her to do something, she always doesnt do it. Today, she will go to a friends birthday party. She is now

9、choosing skirt to wear. She has three skirts: a blue skirt, a white one and a yellow one. She asks her father, “Which one is the best?” her father says, “I think the blue one is the best.” Then she asks her mother, “Which one do you think is the best?” Her mother answers, “ The white one , of course

10、!” Tina says, “Thank you.” Then she puts on the yellow shirt and goes out. 故事故事25 穿哪条裙子？穿哪条裙子？ 缇娜缇娜8岁了，岁了， 她又自己的主意。当她的父母要她她又自己的主意。当她的父母要她 做事时，她总是不去做。做事时，她总是不去做。 今天，她将去参加一位朋友的生日聚会。她在今天，她将去参加一位朋友的生日聚会。她在 选择穿哪一条裙子选择穿哪一条裙子. 她又三条裙子：一条是蓝裙她又三条裙子：一条是蓝裙 子，一条白裙子和一条黄裙子。子，一条白裙子和一条黄裙子。 她问她的父亲：她问她的父亲： “哪条裙子是最好的？哪条裙