[关于英语小笑话简短] 小幽默笑话简短

1、本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑关于英语小笑话简短 小幽默笑话简短 冷笑话是一种新兴的语言现象,也是一种消失在我们身边的不行忽视的新的语言现象。我整理了关于简短的英语小笑话，欢迎! 关于简短的英语小笑话篇一 A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain . 出名年轻女子去看医生，怨忿地说着她的病痛。 Where are you hurting?asked the doctor. 医生问她：你哪里痛? You have to help me,I hurt all over,said the woman, 女子说：你肯定要帮帮我，我全

2、身痛。 What do you mean ,all over ?asked the doctor,be a little more specific. 医生问说：什么意思呀，全身?讲更明确一点吧 The woman toughed her right knee with her index finger and yelled, 这名女子用她的指碰触右膝，痛得直叫; Ow,that hurts.Then she toughed her left cheek and again yelled, 哎唷，那里好痛呀。然后她碰触左脸颊，又痛得直叫： Ouch!That hurts ,too.Then s

3、he toughed her right earlobe , 哎呀，那里也好痛呀。然后她碰触右耳垂，她哭喊说： Ow,even THAT hurts ,she cried. 哎呀，连那里也好痛呀。 The doctor checked her thoughtfull for a moment and told her his diagnosis,You have a broken finger. 医生爱护地替她检查了一会儿，然后把诊断结果告知她：你的手指断了啦。 关于简短的英语小笑话篇二 Silly Doctor 蠢医生 A man went to see his doctor 有一名男子去看

4、他的医生， because he was suffering from a miserable cold. 由于他正遭到令人难过的感冒之苦。 His doctor prescribed some pills, 他的医生开了一些药丸 ， but they didnt help. 但是这些药丸都没什么关心。 On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, 他笫二次去的时候，医生给他打针， but that didnt do any good. 但是那也没什么效。 On his third visit the doctor told the man, 他第

5、三次去的时候 ，医生告知这名男子： Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft. 回家洗个热水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把全部韵窗户都打开，然后站在通风处。 But doc,protested the patient, 这名病人抗议说：但是医生， if I do that,Ill get pneumonia. 假如我那么做的话，我就会得到肺炎呀。 I know,said the doctor,dont worry,I can cur

6、e pneumonia. 医生说：我知道啦，别担忧啦，我会治疗肺炎啦。 关于简短的英语小笑话篇三 A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep . 有一名需要心脏移植的男子被他的医生告知，唯一可用的心脏就是一只羊的心脏。 The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. 这名男子最终同意了，医生就将羊鹃心脏移植到这名男子身上。 A few days after the operation,the man comes in for a checkup. 就在手术后几天，这名男子前来接受身体检查。 The doctor asks him How are you feeling? 医生问他：你现在感觉怎么样呀? The man repliesNot B-A-A-A-A-D! 这名男子回答说：还不错、错、