2020秋七年级英语上册趣味英语简单幽默英语小故事及翻译素材(新版)人教新目标版

1、简单幽默英语小故事及翻译1I Don t Like HerBob goes to a new school.One day he comes back, “ Bob, do you like your new teacher? ” his mother asks.“ I don t like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too. ”我不喜欢她 鲍勃的去了所新学校。一天，他回到家，他妈妈问他：“你喜欢你的新老

2、师吗？”“不，我不喜欢她，妈妈。因为她先说 3 加 3 等于6，然后她又说2 加 4 等于 6. ”2Ten CandiesMother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have? ”“Ten. ” Jim says.“ Ten？”Mother asks.Yes, Mum. Four candies are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is

3、ten, isn t it right? ” 十块糖 妈妈问儿子：“吉姆， 如果你有 10 块糖，吃了 4块，那你还有几块糖？”“ 10 块。”吉姆说。“ 10 块？”妈妈问。“是的，妈妈。因为4 块在我的肚子里面， 6 块在肚子外面， 4 加 6 等于 10，不对吗？”3Where is the egg?Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?Student: Yes. I ate a piece of cake yesterday.Teacher: Then where is the “ egg"

4、;?Student: In the cake, sir.鸡蛋在哪里？ 老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗？学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。老师：“鸡蛋”在哪？ 学生：在蛋糕里，先生4Count Tomorrow MorningIt s a night. John is looking at the sky.Tom is John s younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing? ”John says, “ I m counting stars. ”Tom laughs and says,“It s really dark now. Why n

5、ot count them tomorrow morning? ”明天早上数 一个晚上 , 约翰抬头看着天空。汤姆是约翰的弟弟。他问约翰：“你在干什么？”约翰说：“我在数星星。”汤姆笑着说：“现在天空太黑了。你为什么不等到明天早上再数呢？”5It Must Be CrowdedA teacher is telling his students,“The moon is very large. Several millionsof people canlive there. ”And a boy laughs and says, “ It must get crowded when it s a

6、 crescent moon. ”一定很拥挤一位老师告诉学生们：“月亮非常大，上面能住几百万人。”一个男孩笑着说：“当月亮变成月牙的时候，住在上面的人该多拥挤啊！6Are Flies Yummy?Tony and his father are eating dinner.Suddenly Tony asks his father, “ Dad, are flies yummy? ”Dad frowns and says, “No, I think it s yucky. Whydo you ask me this question? It s a silly questio n. ”But T

7、ony says, “ There was one fly in your plate. ”苍蝇好吃吗？托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。突然，托尼问他的爸爸：“爸爸，苍蝇好吃吗？”爸爸皱眉说：“我想不好吃。你怎么会问这个问题？这可是一个愚蠢的问题。”可是托尼说：“刚才你盘子里有一只苍蝇。”7“ I'm sorry , Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth . ”“ Twenty dollars! Why, you charged only four dolla

8、rs for such work before! ”“Yes， but your boy yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20 美元。”“ 20 美元！为什么？你之前只收4 美元的！”“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”8A Good BoyLittle Robert asks his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you ye

9、sterday?""I gave it to a poor old woman," he answers."You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?""She is the one who sells the candy."好孩子小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？”“我给了一个可怜的老太太

10、，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”“她是个卖糖果的。”9I Made Granny GladNow, children,A teacher is telling her students the importance of making others glad. shesays “ Did you make someone elsePlease, teacher,says a small boy,glad? ”“ I made someone glad yesterday. ”“Well done. Who was that

11、?” The teacher says.“ My granny. ” The boy says.“Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad.“I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her for threeI m going home. And she said,“well. I m glad! ”我让奶奶高兴了一位教师正在对学生将使人高兴的重要性。“听着，孩子们，”他说：“你们曾让别人高兴过吗？”“我，老师，”一个男孩子说，“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”The teache

12、r says.hours. Then I said to her, Granny,“你们曾让别人“做得好。是谁呢？”老师说。“我奶奶。”小男孩说。老师问道。3 个小时。然后我对她说：“奶奶，“好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的？”老师问道。“是这样的，老师。昨天我去看她，在她那儿呆了我要回家了。”她说：“啊，我很高兴。”10The Ox and the DogAn ox and a dog serve for the same farmer.One day the dog arrogantly says: in the meadows; at night, I guard the “

13、Me? How about me ?” the ox says “You can only plough or draw a cart,How grandam! In the daytime, I watch out for the cattlehouse. But you ”the dog slightly says.Yes. It s true,the ox says.But if I don t plough, what do you guard?牛和狗一头牛和一只狗同时为一个农夫工作。一天，狗骄傲地说着；我是多么重要啊！白天我在牧场看护家群，晚上我看家。而你呢“我？我怎么啦？“ 牛反问

14、。“你只会犁地或是拉扯。”狗不懈地说。“是的。你说得没有错，”牛回答道。“但是如果没有我犁地，你看护什么呢？”11That Is Not My Dog!DoesA woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, your dog bite? ”The shopkeeper says, “ No, my dog does not bit.The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her.“ Ouch!” She says, “ I thought you said your dog does not bite! The shopkeeper replies,“That is not my dog! ” 那不是我的狗 一个妇人走进一家宠物店，看见一只很可爱的小狗。她问店主：“你的狗咬人吗？” 店主说：“不，我的狗不咬人。”于是这个妇人试着抚摸小狗，可是小狗却咬了她。“哎哟！”