初中生英语故事大全

1、 精选公文范文初中生英语故事大全各位读友大家好，此文档由网络收集而来，欢迎您下载，谢谢笑话是一种重要的交际手段。可以 让人交了很多朋友，同时也不再怕和陌 生人说话了。小编精心收集了初中生英 语小笑话故事，供大家欣赏学习！初中生英语小笑话故事篇1After being with her all evening, the man couldn ' t take another minute with his blind date.和相亲对象呆了一晚上后，男人再 也受不了了。Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him

2、 to the phone so he would have anexcuse to leave.他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话， 这样他就能借故先离开了。When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression一、1精选公又范又and said, “Ihavesome bad news. My grandfatherjust died. ”当他回到桌边，他垂下眼睛，装出 一副阴沉的表情，说：有个不幸的消息， 我的祖父刚刚去世了。”" Thank heavens, " his da

3、te replied. yours hadn ' t, mine would have had to! ” 谢天谢地！ ”他的约会对象说，如果 你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了 ！” 初中生英语小笑话故事篇2A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest,and made an appointmentwith the pilot to come back and fetch them in about two weeks. At the end of the two weeks,they had sh

4、ot a lot of animals that they wanted to load onto the plane. But the pilot said,“ This plane w(be able to take more than one wild buffalo.You' llhave to leave the othersbehind. ” Then the hunters protested, saying, “But last year, another pilot with the sameairplanelet us take two buffalos and 精

5、选公文范文2 精选公文范文some other animals in the plane as well. " So the new pilotthought about iteH was a little bit skeptical, but finally he said,“ OK, since you did it last year,I guess this year we can do it again. " Then he loaded the two buffalos and a few other animalsin, and the plane took

6、off. Five minutes later, it crashed in a neighboring three menclimbed out and looked around, and one hunter said to the other, “Wheredo you think we arenow?”The second one surveyed the area and said,“I think weabout one mile to the left ofthe place we crashed last year. ”有两个猎人包机前往一座森林，到 了以后，他们和飞行员约定

7、好两周后来 接。两周后，他们射了许多动物，而且 打算把这些动物全部搬上那架小飞机， 可是飞行员说：这架飞机除了一头野牛 外，没办法再多载了。你们必须把其他 的猎物都留下。猎人说：但是去年另一 个飞行员开一样的飞机，就让我们带两 精选公文范文5只水牛，还有一些其他的动物上机！因为 他们这样抗议，所以那个新飞行员想了 一想后，尽管还是有点存疑，最后还是 妥协说：好吧！如果去年可以做到，今年 应该也可以。所以他装了两头水牛和一 些其他的动物。结果飞机起飞五分钟后， 就坠落在邻近的地方。这 3个人从飞机 爬出来看了看四周，其中一个猎人对另 一个说：你认为我们现在在哪儿？那个人 瞧了一下，说：我想大概距

8、离去年坠机 的地方西边一英哩远！ 初中生英语 小笑话故事篇3When my printer 'type began to go faint, I called a repair shop where a friendly man told methat the printer probably needed only to be cleaned.由于我的打印机不能打印出清晰的 字来，我就打电话给维修部。电话是一 位非常和蔼的男人接的，他说我的打印 机也许只是需要清理一下。Because the shop charged 50 pounds for such cleanings, he

9、told me, it would be 一、4精选公又范又better for meto read the printer' s direcand try the job myself.他还说，如果让维修部清理的话要 交50英镑的清理费，让我最好看看使用 手册自己试着清理。Pleasantly surprised by his words, I asked, “Doesyour boss know that you discouragebusiness? ”当时我真的被他的话感动了，就问 他：你们老板知道你这样拒绝生意么？”“ Actually it ' m y boss' idea, “the employee replied."We usually make moremoney on re