讲义教案笔记203the one where mr heckles dies

1、ThehereMr. HecklesDies203 海先生之死说现女友鼻孔大得可以看见脑汁儿所以甩掉了她他总是用这种表面化的理由来逃避真正的男女关系。海先生又上楼来抱怨噪音太大，吵到他的鸟儿了（他真的喂鸟了吗？）、和模仿丝。海先生死了，手里仍然握着扫帚。很显然他是在捅楼顶时猝死的。不相信进化论，这可急坏了；他相信作为科研他有义务对进行科普教育。前来宣布，和继承海先生的全部遗产；遗产时，大伙发现海先生年轻时相当有趣。自己和海先生惊人的相似，而闷闷不乐。为了不像海先生一样在抑郁孤独中终老此生，他抓起他最后的救命稻草，打给丝没想到丝已经等不及他，和别人结婚并且有孕了。看上了海先生的贝壳台灯，说“”公

2、寓里已经有台灯够用了，埋怨并没有把她当成自家人。2.03 Thehere Heckles DiesChandlerbreaks up wi woman because her nostrils are too big-yet anothersuperfil reason to avoid a real relationship.Mr. Heckles complains again about the noise-its disturbing his birds (he couldhave birds).Phoebe, Rachel, and Joey imate(vt.模仿) Janice.

3、Mr. Heckles dies, apparently while hitting his ceiling wibroom because of thenoise from above.Phoebe oesnt eve n volution, which bothers Ross enought he feels he asto convince her of the theory.Rachel and Monica inherit all of Mr. Heckles earthlyses;while clearing out his partment, they discovert He

4、ckles was quite a funny guyin his time(adv.在的一生中一度).Chandler s pset o ind ow uch e as n ommon i dv.与.一样) r. eckles,and in is determination not to ie alone, e calls Janice. only to find outtshes married and pregnant.While rying to ecide hich of eckles things o eep, achel ealizest onicadoesnt consider

5、 the apartment to be their apartment.Chandler：Hey.Monica：So how was Joan?Chandler：I broke up with her.Ross：tl me,because of the big nostril thing?nostril n.鼻孔Chandler：They were huge. Whenshe sneezed, bats flew out ofthem.sneeze vi.打喷嚏Rachel：Come on,they were nott huge.Chandler：Imlin you, sheleaned b

6、ack, I could see her brain.lean back v.往后靠Monica：How manyerfectly finewomen areou gonna reject over the mostsuperfil insignificant things?insignificant adj.无关紧要的Joey：Hold it, hold it. I gotta side withChandler on this one. When I f imes ith his irl, eallyoved o he ity,ent utouplehot, reat kisser, bu

7、t he had the biggestdams pple. It madets.hold t 口等等/side ith .与(心的)站在同一边/Adams pple .喉结/nuts dj.发狂的 恶Chandler：You or me?Ross：I got it. Joey, womenve Adams apples.Joey：You guys are messinwith me, right?mess with v.唬弄All: Yeah.Joey：t was a gooe.For a second there, I was like, whoa.Opening CreditsPhoeb

8、e：You ameomant ou roke p ith or n ctual eal vt.列举Chandler：Maureen Rosilla.Rooting Yans not a real reason.Yanni (born Yanni Chryssomallis on November 14, 1954 in Kalamata, Greece) is aself-taught(adj.而成的) ianist, eyboardist, nd omer. anni eft is omelandatof 18 to attend the University of M

9、innesota. After receiving a B.A. inpsychology, he would instead seek a lifeusic though he had no formal raining andcould not read a note. Aftlaying keyboards in local rock bandch as Chameleon,he moved to California in pursuit of movie soundtrack work. In 1987, he put togethera small band which inclu

10、ded long-time andmateAdams, and John Tesh, and begantouring o romote is arst nstrumental lbums, eys o magination, ut f ilence,and hameleon ays. e ater arned rammy ominations or is 992 lbum, are o ream,and the 1993 follow-up,y Time.Monica：o, Mr. Heckles.Mr. Heckles：Youreng it again.Monica： Were notng

11、 anything.Mr. Heckles： Youre stom. Its disturbing my birds.stomp v.跺脚Rachel：Youve birds.Mr. Heckles：I could have birds.Monica：Ok, Mr.Heckles, well try to ket down.Mr. Heckles：nk you. Im going to rejoy dinnarty.Rachel：, bye-bye.Chandler：Ok, being picky.anice. anice. ouotta ivee anice.tasntboutpicky a

12、dj.好挑剔的Ross：Well give you Janice.Phoebe：I miss Janice though. o, Chandler Bing.Rachel：Oh my god.Joey：Oh, Chandler, now, now,ts it. There, faster!Monica：Stop with the broom, were not making noise.broom n.扫帚Rachel：We won. We won!Monica：Mr. Heckles.Rachel： How did this happen?Mr. Treeger: He musta been

13、 spin. They found a broom inhis hand.Monica：tsterrible.Mr.Treeger: Iknow. I was spin yesterday. It couldvebeen me.Rosre, spin. You never know.Mr.Treeger: You never know.Phoebe： Ok, its very fa, but I can till sense himhe building.Goo the light, Mr. Heckles!faadj.微弱的Chandler：Ok, Phoebe.Phoebe：Im sorr

14、y, but sometimes they need help.ts fine. Go aheadand scoff. You know, therere a lot of things butt doesnt mean theyre not true.t It beve in,scoff vt.嘲弄 嘲笑Joey：Such as?Phoebe：Like crop circles, or the Bermuda triangle, or evolution?evolution n.进化论/Crop circles are patterns created by the flattening o

15、f cropchas heat, arley(n.大麦),seed(n.油菜籽) also alled canola), ye(n.黑麦), orn,linseed(n.亚麻籽) nd oy.The erm assed y esearcher olin ndrews o escribesimple circles he was researching. Although since 1990 the circles have evolvedocomplex eometries(n.几何学), he erm circle has tuck. arious ypotheses ave eenoff

16、ered o xpla超出科学范围的).heir ormation, anging rom he aturalistic o he aranormal(adj.The ermuda riangle, lso nown s he evils riangle, segion f he orthwesternOcean in which a number of aircraft and surface ves(n.水面舰船) havedisappeared or are alleged to have disappeared. Some people have claimedt thesedisap

17、pearanfallthe boundaries of human error or acts of nature. Popularculture has attributed some f these disappearanto he paranormal, a suspenofthe laws of physics, or activity by extraterrestrial(n.外星人) beings.Though a substantial body ofation exists showing numerous incidents to have been inaccuray r

18、eported or embellished(v.美化 修饰) by later authors, and numerous offil gencies ave gone n ecord sing he umber nd ature of isappearan to be similar to any other area of ocean, many have remained unexplained despiteconsiderable investigation.Ross：Whoa, hoa, hoa. hat, out.yout eve n volution?Phoebe： Nah.

19、 Not really.Ross：Yout beve in evolution?Phoebe：I its a, itst know, its just, you know.monkeys, Darwin, you know, a nitory, I just think its a little too easy.Charles obert Darwin RS 12who ealised nd emonstratedebruary 1809 9 pril 1882) as n nglish naturalist,t ll pecies f ife ave volved ver ime rom

20、ommonantors hrough he rose alled atural election. he actt volution ccursbecame ccepted y he cientific ommunity nd uch f eral ublic n is ifetime,while his heory f natural election came o be widely een as the rimary explanationof the rotheory. biology, ass of volutionhe 930s,and now forms he basis f m

21、odern volutionaryodified form, Darwins scientific discovery remains the foundation ofit provides a unifying logical explanation for the diversity of life.Ross：Too evolvineasy? Too.The pros of every living thing on this planeter millions of years from single-celledanisms, too easy?evolve v.进化/single-

22、celled adj.单细胞的/anism n.有机体Phoebe： Yeah, Ijustt buy it.buy v.相信Ross：Excuse me. scientific fact,Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is like, like, like the air we breathe, like gravity.gravity n.地心引力Phoebe：Ok,t get me startegravity.Ross： You. yout bevein gravity?Phoebe：Well, its ot o m

23、ucht you now, ike It beve n it,t m notyou now, its just.It know, lay I et the feelingso much being pulled down as I am being pushed.Chandler： Oh. Its Isaac Newton, and hes pissed.pissed adj.的/Sir Isaac Newton, FRS (4 January 1643 31 March 1727 OS: 25December 1642 20 March 1726) was an English physic

24、ist, mathematin, astronomer,natural philosopher, alchemist(n.炼金术师), and theologian(n.most nfluential en n uman istory. is hilosophi aturalispublished n 687, s onsidered o e he ost nfluential ook家) ane of therincipia athematica,he istory f cience.his ork, ewton escribed niversal raviion nd he hree aw

25、s f otion, ayingthe roundwork or lassical echanics(n.经典力学), hich ominated he cientific iewof the physicaiverse for the next three centuries and is the basis for modernengineering. Newton howedt he motions f objects on arnd of elestial bodiesareerned by the same set of natural laws by demonstrating t

26、he consistency betnKeplers laws f planetary otion nd is theory of raviion, hus removing he lastdoubts about heliocentrism and advancing the scientific revolution.Mr. Treeger: There she is. And over there,ts the other one. This isMr. Buddy Boyle, Mr.Heckles attorney. Hed like to talk to you.attorney

27、n.Monica： What can wedo for you?Mr. oyle:,ids. eres he eal. ccording o ynts ill,he wants to leave allhis earthlysess to the noisy girlsheapartment above mine.will n.遗嘱/earthly adj.现世的 人间的Monica：Well, what about his family?Mr. Boyle: He didnve any.Rachel：Ok,so letstalk money.Mr. oyle: girl number,her

28、eas one. ets alk igning. oull e oisy noisy girl number two.one, youll beMonica：I cant bevet this whole time we thought he hated us. Imean, snt t mazing ow uch ou an ouch omeones ife, ithout venknowing t?.Would you look t his dump? He hated revenge!s. This is is inaldump n.堆/revenge n.报仇Rachel：Have y

29、ou ever seen so much crap?Chandler：Actually, I think his apartment sulshe good name f crapsully v.玷污Joey：Check this out. Can I havethis?Ross：How canyou not beve inevolution?Phoebe：Justt. Look at thisfunky shirt!funky adj.臭的Ross：Pheebs,I have studied evolution my entire adult life. Ok, I canl ou, e a

30、ve ollected ossils from all over he orldt ctuallyshow the evolution of different species, ok? You can literally see them evolving through time.fossil n.化石/literally adv.真正地(加强语气)Phoebe：Really? You can actually see it?Ross：You bet.heU.S., China, Africa, all over.Phoebe：See, I didntknowt.Ross：Well, th

31、ere yougo.Phoebe： Huh. So ow, the real question s, who put those fossils there, and why?Chandler：Hey, look at this. My Big Book of Grievan.grievance n.委屈 不满Joey：Hey, heres e! pril 7th. xsive oise. talian uy omes omeswidate. Hey Chandler, look, youre in here too.Chandler：April 18th, xsive oise. talia

32、n uys gay oommate ringshome the dry-cleaning. Wellts excellent.dry-cleaning n.干洗好的衣服Rachel：Monica, Monica, look at this to have this. Is his acky r hat? e avetacky adj.俗气的Monica：Rach, I think we have enough regular ls.Rachel：What? Come on, its not like Im asking for this girly clock or anything, whi

33、ch, by the way, I also think is very cool.Monica：It doesntgo winy of my stuff.go with v.与.相配Rachel：Well, whatabout my stuff?Monica：Youve any stuff.Rachel：Youstill think of it as your apartment,t you?Monica：No.Rachel：Yes who rents aou o. ou hink f t s our partment, nd m ust omebody room.Monica：Mmmmm.

34、Rachel：Ok, while you mmm on it for a while, Im gonna go find a placefor my new l.Ross：Ok, Pheebs. See how Im making these little toys move? Op thumbs. Without evolution, how do you explain opable thumbs?ableopable adj.可相对的Phoebe：Maybethe overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts.overlord n.最高

35、主/steer v.驾驶 掌舵Ross：Pleasel me youre joking.Phoebe：Look,can we just sayt ou eve n omething, ndt.Roo, no, Pheebs, we cant, ok, because.Phoebe：What is his obsessive need you ave to make everyone agree withyou? No, whatst all about? I think, I think maybe its time you putRonder the microscope.obsessive

36、 adj.强迫性的/microscope n.显微镜Ross：Is thereblood coming out of my ears?Joey：Check itout, check it out. Heckles high school yearbook.yearbook n.年鉴Chandler：Wow,he looks so normal.Phoebe：Hes even kind of cute.Joey： Heckles, you crack me up in science class. Youre the funniest kid in school.crack sb up 使发笑C

37、handler：Funniest? Heckles?Joey：ts what it says.Chandler：Wow, Heckles as oted lass lown, and so as . e as ight. Would you listen tot?Phoebe：Id callt exsive.Chandler：Whoa!Joey：What?Chandler：Heckles played clarinet n band, andplayed clarinet. And ewashe scale mers club, and I was, well, there was no cl

38、ub, butI sure thought they were cool.clarinet n.单簧管 竖笛/scale mer n.比例模型玩家Joey：So, you were both dorks. Big deal?dork n. Someho has odderests, and is often silly at timesChandler：I just hink ts me, me and Heckles.Wouldeird, ou now? Heckles nd e, eckles, nd you knock it off?knock it off v.停止Joey：Have

39、you been here all night?Chandler：Look at this. Pictures of all the woment Heckles went outwith. Look what he wrote on them. Vivian, too tall. Madge, big gums. Too loud, too smart, makes noise when she eats. This is, this is me. This is what I do. Im gonna end up alone, just like he did.gum n.牙龈Joey：

40、 Chandler, Heckles was a nase.nase n.rson regarded as eccentric or crazy.Chandler：Our trains are on the same track, ok? Yeah, sure, Im comingup 30 years Aloneville.behind him, but the stops are all the same. Bitter Town. Hermit Junction.hermit n.隐士Joey：, you know what we gotta do? We gotta get you o

41、utta here.Come on, Ill buy you breakfast, lets go.Chandler：What if I never find someone? Or even worse, what if Ive found her, but I dumped her because she pronounced it supposably?supposably adv.可被假定地Joey：Chandler, come on, youre gonna find somebody.Chandler：How do you know that? How?Joey：I dont kn

42、ow, Im just tryin to help you out.Chandler：Youll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, and Im gonna end up alone. Will you promise me something? When youre married, will you invite me over for holidays?Joey：Well, I dont know. I dont know what were gonna be doin. I mean, what if were at

43、 her folks place?folks n.父母Chandler：Yeah, I understand.Joey：You can come over and watch the Super Bowl. Every year, all right?In professional American football, the Super Bowl is the championship game of theNational Football League (NFL). The game and its ancillary(adj.辅助的) festivitiesconstitute Sup

44、er Bowl Sunday. Over the years it hase the most-watched U.S.television broadcast of the year, and has e likened to a de facto(adj.实际存在的) U.S. national holiday.In addition, many popular singers and musicians have performed during the Super Bowls pre-game and halftime ceremonies. Super Bowl Sundayis t

45、he second-largest U.S. food consumption day, following Thanksgiving.Chandler：You know what? Im not gonna end up like this. Ill see you man.Joey：Supposably. Supposably. Did they go to the zoo? Supposably.Supably： Supedly is the standard form. Supably can be usely whenthe meaning s capable of eing sup

46、ed, nd then nlyhe U.S. ou ont getotrouble if you stick with supedly.译文:supedly 是 supably 的标准形式,supably 的意思仅仅局限在能够被假定地,另外这个词只在被使用 .如果你不想和别人争论而陷入麻烦的话,你就可以坚持说 supedly(按照推测地)Chandler：(on phone) Hi, its me.Janice: Oh my god.Phoebe：Janice? You called Janice?Chandler：Yes, Janice. Why ist so difficultfor yo

47、u to comprehend?Ross：You remember Janice, right?Chandler：Yes. he as mart, me. Janice is my last chancehe as retty, nd to have somebody.he onestly aredboutJanice:oo!Chandler：Oh my god!Joey：Geez, look how fat shegot.Janice: Hey, its everybody.Chandler： Janice, youre.Janice: Yes, I am.Chandler：Is it.?J

48、anice: Is it yours? Ha! You married lady now.wish, Chandler Bing.You are lookingat aChandler：Congratulations.Janice: Oh, stie, Im sorry.Chandler：You couldnvetold meabout this on the phone?Janice: nd hat? issed he her fun.xpresn our ace? anice ikes oaveMonica：Hey, Rach. You knowwhat wehavent played i

49、n a while?Rachel：What?Monica：Hide the L.Rachel：Monica, let it go.Monica：Did you know I was allergic to sfish?allergic adj.过敏的/sfish n.动物Rachel： Well then, youll jusve to eat the other ls.well then adv.那么Phoebe：Its Scary Scientist Man.Ross：Ok, hoebe, his s t.his riefcase I arry ctual cientificfacts.

50、A briefcase octs, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.briefcase n.公文包Phoebe：Ok, look, before you even start, Im not denying evolution, ok,Im just sayingt its one of thesibilities.Ross：Its the onlysibility, Phoebe.Phoebe：Ok, oss, ould ou ust pen our ind ike his uch, k? a

51、sntthereime when he rightest indshe orld evedt the orldwas flat? And up until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought the atomwas he mallest thing, ntil ou plit t pen, nd hisike, hole messof crap came out. Now, are youling me arrogantt you cant admitt theres a you could be wrong about this?t you ar

52、e teeny tinyso unbevablysibilitytthere was a time when adv.曾经/arrogant adj.傲慢自大的Ross：There might be, a teeny,tiny,sibility.Phoebe：I cant beve you caved.cave vi.屈服Ross：What?Phoebe：You just abaned your whoef system. I mean, before, Ididnt agree with you, buleast Irespected you. How, how, how areyou go

53、ing to goo work tomorrow? How, how are you going to face theother cience guys? How, ow are you goingo ace yourself? Oh!t wasfun. So whosgry?Rachel：I am.Letme just get my coat.Monica：Ok, on my jacket,. t as n ccident, the thing, and the lwear, and it broke.I as uttingandRachel：Oh, please, Monica. You

54、ve always hated myl, and then, allof a sudden, its justally broken?Monica：Phoebe,l her!Phoebe：Ok, want to beI didnt see it, because I was putting ve you.on my jacket, but IRachel：HeyChandler. Monica just broke my seasl.seasn.贝壳Chandler：Neat. Im gonna die alone.neatAn exprest means something is wonde

55、rful, terrific, or cool.Rachel： Ok, you win.Monica：Chandler, youre not gonna die alone.Chandler：Janice was my safety net, ok? And now I have to get a snake.safety net n.安全网Phoebe：Uh huh. Why ist?Chandler：If Im onnae an old, lonely an, m gonna need a hing, ou uy n he ubway ho ats is wn ace. o igure S

56、nake, know. Crazy Snake an. nd ll et oreknow,ook, iketIll e razy Man wi snakes, all them my Run away from Crazyabies, kids will walk ast my place, hey ill run. Snake Man, theyll shout!hook n.钩 钓钩Monica：You have gotto get over this. Youre not gonna end up alone.Chandler：Of course I am. I reject nyhos

57、 crazy enough to ctuallygo ut ith e, nd hen women out there.itch bout heactt here rent ny reatRachel：Chandler, ou ave ust escribed ever gone out with.irtually very ant e avevirtually adv.实际上Monica：You are not a freak. Youre a guy.Rachel：Shes right. Shes right. You are no different them.n the rest ofMonica：Waitinute, aitinute. es e s. ou re otally ifferent.Chandler：In a bad way?Monica：No, honey, in a wonderful way. You know what you want now. Most guys t even have a clue. You are ready to take risks, you are ready to be vulnerable, and imate with someone.no的ve a clue v.毫无头绪 什么也不知道/t