英语笑话-英语幽默精读ABadDoctor

1、文档编码 : CU8E1N4N4K6 HA4D4O8Y4L10 ZL8A4D7R3K9英语笑话 英语幽默精读【 23】A Bad Doctor A man walked into a doctor s examining room. ” Put out your tongue,” the doctor said. The man put out his tongue and the doctor said. ” 0. K. You can put your tongue back now. “ the doctor said. “ it s clear whats wrong with you

2、 . You need more exercise.” But, doctor, “the man said. “ I dont think ” Dont tell I me what you think, “ the doctor said am the doctor, not you. I know what you need. I see hundreds of people like you. None of them get any exercise. They sit in offices all day and in front of the television in the

3、evening. What you need is to walk quickly for at least 20 minutes a day. “t understand, ”the patient said ” Doctor, you don“ I - ” I don t want to hear any excuses, “ the doctor said. “ You must find time for exercise. If you dont, you will get fat and have health problems when you are older. “” But

4、 I walk every clay,” the patient said. ” Oh, yes, and I know what kind of walking that is. You walk a few feet to the train station from your house, a few more feet from the station to your office , and a few more feet from your office to a restaurant for lunch and back. Thats not real walking. I m

5、talking about a walk in the park for twenty minutes every day. “ill you I listen to me, doctor. “the patient shouted, getting angry with this doctor who thought he knew everything. ” I m a mailman, ”“the patient went on, “ and I walk for seven hours every day. For a moment the doctor was silent, the

6、n he said quietly, “ Put your tongue out again, will you.” Notes （1） examining room 检查室（2） mailman n. 邮递员 Exercises 依据短文选择正确答案： The first thing the doctor asked the man to do was to_ . A. walk to work B. exercise C. show him his tongue D. see hundreds of other patients The doctor would not_ . A. tel

7、l the patient what was wrong with him B. let the patient speak C. took at the mans tongue D. let the patient watch television The doctor told the man that he_ . A. should get more exercise B. should stop making excuses C. should watch more television D. was already too fat The doctor_ . A. gave him good advice B. walked seven hours a day C. was really a mailman D. was wrong So we can know _. A. the man was very lazy B. the man should do more exercise C. the doctor was very kind to the patient D.