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(JasonandMaggiearewatchingasadfilmatnight.Someoneclimbsupaladderoutsidethehouse.)Maggie:DidyouhearJason:Whatthatkindofscrasound?Jason:Wasitupontheroof?Maggie:Yeah.Jason:No,Ididn't.Ididn'thearthatoneeither.Maggie:Jason!Jason:Ok,I'llhandleit,wait...Maggie:Oohgosh!Jason:Areyougonnaletmehandlethismyself?(Mikecrawlsthroughthewindow)Mike:(MaggieandJasonjumpoutofaroomshoutingandMikeMike:Errm,Iwasonmywayhome,andIfiguredIhadplentyoftimetogethomebeforemidnightbecauseasyouknow,Iwouldn'tmissmycurfew.SothereIwasfeelingprettyobedient,whenwhatdoyouthinkIsaw?Jason:AMike:ComeonDad,don'tberidiculous!Isaw...fire.Yeah,Isawatoweringfire.Maggie:Ohmy!Mike:SothenIsaidtomyself,"Mike,yougottwochoices.Eitheryoucanturnyourheadtheotherwayandmakeyourcurfew,oryoucanbeameaslytwohoursandtenminuteslate,andsaveafewlives.Maggie:Wow.WhataMike:Sowithnoconcernformy alsafety,orthetime...Jason:It'seleventhirty.Mike:Iknow.SowithnoconcernMaggie:It'seleventhirtyrightnowMike.Awholehalfhourbeforeyourcurfew.Mike:Boner!Jason:YoumightsayMike:Nononono.Bonermusthavegotthetimewrong.Ha!Iguessthejokesonallofus.I'llbebackbeforetwelve.Maggie:OhMike:Okok,sotherewasnotoweringinferno.MaggieandJason:No??Maggie:Soyouadmitthatyouliedtous?Mike:"Lie"issuchanuglyword.Jason:oMaggie!!Suitcasesareinthecar.Wecangojustassoonasyourparentsgethere.Ohcomeonhoney,cheerup!Intwohoursyou'llbecavortinginAtlanticCitywithagroupoffivethousandconventioningpsychiatrists.Comeon,ifyou'reevergonnahaveabreakdown,thisistheweekendtot.Maggie:Jason,it'snotthatMikelies,it'sthathedoesitsooften.Jason:Well,atleasthedoesn't twell.Maggie:I'mJason:OhcomeonMaggie,he'ssixteen.I'msurewhenyouweresixteen,youmusthaveliedtoyourfolksonceinawhile.Maggie:Ididnot!IwasneverlikeMike,never!Ben:IsGrandpahereyet? behereanyBen:I'mgonnaambushGrandpawhenhecomes.Jason:Welleatyourbreakfastfirst.Ben:Maggie:Let'sgroundhim!Ben:I'lleat,I'lleat.Jason:We'retalkingaboutMike.Ben:Groundhim.Jason:Butwecan't,we'regonnabeawayatapsychiatricconferencethisweekend.Maggie:Butmyparentswillbehere,andmyDad'sbeenretiredfromtheforoverthreeyearsnow.Imeanitwouldbereallysweettolethimlocksomebodyupagain.Mike:GoodmorningMother!MorningDad!MorninglittleBen!Iguessyou'reallwonderingwhyI'mstandingherewearingthiswrinkled,tatteredshirt.Mike:Well...justletmeexin.Oknow,Iwasupalllastnightwithworry;thinkingabout...whatIdidandwhyitwassowrong.AndwhatIcandotomakeituptoyou,thetwomostimportantpeopleinmylife.Maggie:Wellwe'vebeenngsomethinkingtooMike.Mike:Oh!Wellj...justletmerunmythoughtsbyyou.Maggie:Mike,Ireally...Jason:WaitwaitMaggie,thismightbeMaggie:Ben,maybeyoubettertakeyourbreakfastandgetreadytogojumpBen:IwannawatikeJason:Ben,yourmothertoldyoutopleasegoambushyourgrandfather.Mike:Ok!Alrightnowone,Iwasactuallyontime.Andtwo,IadmittedopenlyandhonestlythatIlied.Andthree...Maggie:Andthree,youaregroundedtothishousefortheremainderoftheweekend,inbedbyeight,andnoTV.Jason:WelllookatitthiswayMike,youwontwooutofthreeCarol:Mom,isitokifIstayoveratWanda'swhileGrandmaandGrandpaareMaggie:Carol,isitreallygoingtohurtyoutospendonewholeweekendherewithyourgrandparents?Carol:Wellnotphysically,but...Maggie:Theanswerisno.Mike:Mom,youcan'tgroundmethisMaggie:OhyesIcan.Youhavetolearnthatlyingiswrong.Mike:Mom!Ihavegotmajornsthisweekend.(phonerings)Maggie:o.OhSusan,what'sup?Oh,IthoughtChristopherwasgonnacoverthatstorythisweekend.Today?WellIcan'tt.IknowyoucanmakeitanI'mgoingtomyAuntMarjie'swedding,I'm...I'minthewedding.I'msorrytooSusan.AnyotherweekendI'dbeavailable.Rightyoutoo.Byebye.Mike:"Lie:Adeception,afabrication,anuntruth,aJason:Well,Iadmitwedohavesomethingofadilemmahoney,butit'snotaproblemthatcan'tbesolved.Infactthesolutionisreallyverysimple,you'regroundedtoo.Jason:Maggie:Butseriouslyhoneywe...youareserious!Jason:Well!Maggie:OhJasonthat'sabsurd.Jason:You'reright.Maggie:Idon'tseehowitwouldhelpanything.Idon'tbelieveweareevendiscussingit.Jason:YouareMaggie:Ihateitwhenyousay"you'reright"whenyoureallymean"you'reJason:ForgetIevenmentionedyoubeinggrounded.ForgetthatitwouldteachMikethatlyingiswrongforeveryone.Forgetthat...Maggie:Jason!Ihatethis,morethanIhatetheotherthing.Jason:You'reright. ngitJason:I'msorry.Iwillgoand lMikethatit'salrighttolie,aslongasyoudon'tbaseitonanIrwinAllendisastermovie.Jason:Yes.Maggie:Idon'twanttobeJason:Honey,it'sonlytwodaysofworkshopsonschizophrenia,paranoia,phobias,fetishism.Maggie:SoundsJason:Welljustimag helookonMike'sfacewhenwelhimthathissurefireescapefrompunishmentdoesn'twork.Mike:YoushouldhaveseenthatlookonMom'sfacewhenIcaughtherinthatlie.Ilovethatlook!It'sthatlookofdefeat.Jason:RightMike,yourMomandIhavebeendiscussingthesituation...Mike:I'llbet.Jason:Andwebothagreethatit'snotfairforyoutobegroundedwhileshespendstheweekendinAtlanticCity.MikeHeyI'mgladtoseeyouguyscame Jason:So,yourmother'sbeengroundedtoo.Carol:Excuseme?Mike:You'rekidding,Maggie:NoMike.I'mgroundingmyselfforlyingtomyboss.Mike:Wowwowwowwaitaminute.You'regroundingyourself?Maggie:That'sright.IsawthechancetonailmyselftothewallandItookit.Grandpa:Didyourealizethisfrontdoor'sstandingwideopen?Ben:Stick'emup,Grandpa:Alright,shootifyouwantto.ButI'mgivingyouahug.Maggie:Daddy!!!Grandma:Goodtoseeyou.Hisweetheart,howareyou?OhMikey!!Ohh!!Jason:Andit'sgoodtoseeyou...Grandpa:Carol,haven'tyougota"o"foryouroldgrandpa?Carol:Hey!!!Jason:Grandma:OhJason,it'sso Maggie,I'msosorrywe'relate,Edhadalittlesurpriseforyou.Maggie:OhDaddy,What? Maggie:Prettyprettypleasewithcherryontop!(singing)Carol:I'mgonnagag.Grandpa:Sinatratickets!Grandpa:WellIknewyouhadtobedreadingthatshrinkconvention,sowhenIfoundoutthatSinatrawasgonnabeyinginAtlanticCity,wellIjustpulledafewstrings.Grandma:Weknowhowmuchyoulove"oldblueeyes".Maggie:OhJason,Sinatra!!Jason:Yeah,andI'vebeenknockingmyselfouttryingtogetthese.Grandpa:Yeah,I'msureyoudid.Maggie:OhDaddythankyousoMike:AhexcusemeMotherbutaren'tyougrounded?Grandpa:WhatwasthatMikey?Mike:WellMomwasjustsayingbeforeyougothere,howshewasgroundingherselfforthisweekend.Maggie:That'sright,IGrandpa:Soundslikeanotheroneofyourscrewballshrinkdeals.Jason:It'sgoodtoseeyoutooEd.Maggie:Dad,we'regroundingMikeforlyingtous,andjustthismorninghecaughtmelyingtomyboss.So,I'vegroundedmyself.Grandma:YouliedinfrontoftheMike:Yesshehas.Andlookwhatit's olittleMaggie:OhIbetJasonandCarolareprobablygettingreadyforthedinnershowaboutnow.Ben:Eighto'clockandtheperimeterissecureGrandpa!Mike'snotsneakingoutGrandpa:Goodjob,DeputyBen.Carryon.OhthatBenny'sgonnamakeagreatMike:IfhelivesthatGrandma:Ooh,Igotasixletterword,triplewordscore," Maggie:Mom!?Grandma:Mytilesareallgone.Iwin.Mike:Well,that'ssixinarowGrandma.Maggie:WellMike,it'stimeforyoutogotobed.Mike:What?It'seighto'clock.Maggie:Wellyouarebeingpunished,you'renotsupposedtobehavingfun.Mike:I'mnot!I'mhangingoutwithyouguys.Maggie:Mike!Mike:Okokok,I'llgo.ButIjustwantyoutoknow,thatifIeverdospotatoweringinferno,I'mjustgonnaletthosepeopledie.Maggie:Mom,Dad,morecoffee?Grandma:No!EdyouknowhowitkeepsyouMaggie:Welltonight'sthenighttostayawake.It'sall"loveweek"onchanneleight,andtonight'slatenightmovieis,"LoveStorytwo".Grandma:Maggie,Ithoughtyouweregroundedtoo.Maggie:Wellsurebut,wellIdon'twanttogetcarriedaway.Grandma:Youcandowhatyouwant.Maggie:Mom!DadwillyouexintoherhowsillythisGrandpa:Idon'tunderstandanythingaboutthisgroundingbusiness;orwhyyoulistentooneofyouhusband'shalf-bakedideas.Andforthatmatterwhyyou'devenmarryhiminthefirstce.Maggie:ThanksGrandma:IfIwereyou,I'dgotobedandtakemypunishmentlikeanadult.Maggie:Iamanadult!Grandma:Wellyou'renotactinglikeitnow,areyou?Grandpa:MargaretCatherine,don'targuewithyourmother.Ben:EightOfiveandalliswell!!Maggie:That'swhatyouWaiter:Willthistablebesatisfactorysir?Jason:Ohthisisgreat,thankyou.Waiter:Areyouabsolu ycertainthatthistableistoyoursatisfaction?Jason:Areyoukidding?What'snottolike,we'repracticallyringside.Waiter:BecauseIdohavealovelytablebackthere,behindthatpillar.Jason:So...Carol,whatdoyouthinkofthegamblingcapitaloftheEast?Carol:Ithinkit'sthemostdisgustingceI'veeverbeen.Jason:Areyounothavingfun?Carol:Areyoukidding?Iloveit!Waiter2:Cocktails?Waiter2:Shrimp?Jason:Ohshemeansthelittlecrustaceans,notWaiter:Ididn'tthinkshedid.Oneshrimpcocktail,andyouJason:Ah,I'lljusthaveaVodkagimletontherocksplease,justmakeitashortone...no..not,I'msorrynothing,nothing,nothing.Waiter2:Psychiatrist?Jason:Yes.Waiter2:Jason:Wow!Sinatralive.Carol:Yeah!Jason:Youknowthegreatestthingaboutitisthatanyorallofhisfriendscouldshowup.WecouldseeDeanMartinorSammyDavisJunior.MaybeevenJoeyCarol:Darewe(MaggiesneaksdownstairstowatchTV:Tonight's"LoveWeek"continueswith"LoveStory2",Oliver'sstory.Lastnightin"LoveStory1"AliMcGrathdiedofamysteriousdiseaseaftercallingRyanO'Neilaseriesofinsultingnames.(Mikesneaksdownstairstogoout)Maggie:Goingsomewhere?Mike:Iwassleepwalking.Canyoubeatthat?LookatthisMom,I'mfullyMaggie:MichaelAaronSeaver!!Don'tyoudarecompoundyourescapefromyourpunishmentforlying,byusingdeception!!Mike:Ididn'tunderstandawordofMaggie:Sitdown!!Michaelwhatareyouthinking?Isitreallythathardtodoasyou'retold?Youhadasimplepunishment,butcanyoubetrusted?No...everysingletime...Mike:Hey!!What'sthis?Maggie:Forgetthat.Mike:No,that'saKleenex!!You'vebeenwatching"LoveStory".Maggie:Ihavenot!Itwas"LoveStory2"!Mike:Excuseme,butaren'tyousupposedtobeMaggie:Michael,wearediscussingMike:Oh,okIgetit.It'sokforyoutoskipoutonyourpunishmentbutit'snotokforme.Maggie:Michael,ifyouthinkIgetsomegreatpleasurefrompunishingyou,you'rewrong.Mike:OhcomeonMom.I'veseenthatlittleglimmerofexcitementinyoureyewhenyoucatengsomethingwrong.I'veheardthathappyringinyourvoicewhenyoucallmebymyfullname.Maggie:Michael,youdon'tunderstandwhataparentgoesthrough.Mike:Andyousuredon'tunderstandme.Maggie:NoIdon't.NotwhenyouactlikeMike:Andbecauseyou'reconfused,Ihavetomissoutonthebiggestpartyoftheyear!Maggie:Ithoughtyousaidlastweekend'spartywasthebiggestpartyoftheMike:What?What?YoukeeptranscriptsofourconversationsMaggie:Michael,whenyou'resixteen,everypartyisthebiggestpartyoftheMike:That'seasyforyoutosay.Imeanwhatdoyouknowaboutbeingsixteenandhavingaparentwho'salwaysright?Maggie:Alot!Haveyoumetmyfather?Mike:Pleasantman.Maggie:Pleasantman?!Youknowoncehegroundedmefornoreasonatall.Mike:No?Maggie:AndallIdidwassay"damn"atthedinnertable.Mike:You?Maggie:Andeventhoughhewasknowntosaythat,andalotworse,hestillgroundedme!Mike:Wellofcourse,hewasanadult.Imeanyouwanttotalkaboutunfair?Mike:IbelieveIhavebeen.Maggie:Grounded.ForgetthefactitwasVickyTamara'ssweetsixteenparty.Itwasapizzaparty.Imeanshewasmybestfriend.ImeanwhatwasIsupposedtodo?SoIclimbedoutthewindowandwenttothatpartyanyway!Mike:Maggie:Anditwasatruly...great...party.Mike:Becauseyougotawaywithit.Maggie:Yeah,andI...Mike:Iunderstand.Maggie:AndI'mbeginningto.Comeon!Mike:Where?Maggie:Out!I'minthemoodforMike:ButMomMom,we'regroundedremember.Maggie:Iwon'tlmewhatIdid,ifyoudon't.Mike:ThisisdeeplyCarol:SowhendoestheshowJason:Carol,asuperstarlikeFrankSinatraneverperformswhilethey'restillservingfood.Carol:Doesitmakehimhungry,orwhat?Jason:Oh,sshhhh.Showtime!Announcement:LadiesandGentlemen,theJackPotroomoftheBallbrookHoinAtlanticCityisproudtopresenttheunique,one-of-a-kindsongstylingsofalivinglegend...Mr.FrankSinatraJunior!Jason:Carol:IsupposethismeansnoJoeyBishopeither.Mike:Maggie:ThanksforthepizzaMike.Ithasn'ttastedthisgoods Mike:Yeahwellthanksformakinggettinggrounded,fun.Maggie:Michael,thatwasn'tthepointofanyofthis. oundofmotherinyourvoice?Maggie:MichaelAaronSeaver!Mike:YesIdo.Iknewthiswastoogoodtolast.You'regonnalyourselfonme,aren'tyou?Mike:Hey,youdounderstandme!Maggie:Yeah,Igueo.Mike:Idon'tthinkIlikethis.Maggie:Meeither.Mike:HeyMikehoney,whatdoyousaywejustcancelthegroundingfortherestoftheweekend?NoMike:IthoughtyouknewrotteniswastobeMaggie:Ido,butIalsorememberthateverytimeitwasdomewhenIwasakid,theywerelessonsIneverforgot.AndIthinkithelpedmouldmeintoamatureresponsible .Comehere.Comeon.Ben:You'reGrandpa:Willyoulistentothis?SomeFrenchactorbythenameof..er..YVesMontaGrandma:Oh,Ilovehim!!Grandpa:Ohyeah?Wellhe'srunningfor ofFrance!Whywouldanybodybedumbenoughtovoteforanactortobe Grandma:Reaganwasanactor.Wellyeah,butnotagoodone.Jason:Hahaheyhi!Ed!Kate!Grandma:lme,youluckypeople.HowwasAtlanticCity?Carol:Reallyvabbit.Grandma:Oh,that'sGrandpa:HowwasJason:Well...Ed,helooksalotyoungerin Grandpa:Ringydingding,ah?Jason:Theonlywaywecouldthankyouforgettingthosetickets,wasbyhavinghimautographthe Grandma:OhGrandpa:Oh."Ed,Iwassosorrythatyoumissedtheshow.Itmademydaytofindoutyouwereafan.Yourpal,Frank."Ohwow..."pal".YouknowwhenabigguylikethishastimeforaregularJoelikeme...oh itkindofbringsbackmyfaithintheworld.210Jason和Maggie晚上在看,有人从屋子外爬进来。没听见……还是没听见.好!你真打算让一个人上来。啊!放学回家,时间还很充裕,反正半夜前赶到。比谁都清楚,从不这条禁令 很听的话的。猜突然看到了什么?算了,别开玩笑了。看到了……大火,对,看见了一场熊熊的火灾。所以并不考虑个人安危,和时间迟早…知道,反正不顾…什么吗?你早该说了Boner把时间搞错了。哈!咱们都上当了,那好十二点以前再回来。好了Maggie!箱子都放在车里啦,你父母以来咱们就出了你开心点,用不上可从来没有。从来不像Mike,从来不。 好!吃 噢!来解释一下,昨晚
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