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207DoYouBelieve207DoYouBelievein(Mikeissinginganddancingwhilelisteningtoheadphones)Mike:Baby,ba-badiba baby!Dad!?Jason:Mike,youpromisedmeyou'dbestudyingforyourspeechclassexam.Mike:Iam!Jason:Well,startMike:Idon'tgetit,Iwaswearingheadphones.Jason:StudyMike!(phoneMike:Alright!Hello.HeyBoner,myman!Howareyoudoing?Yeah,Icoulduseastudybreak.Oh,yeah,yeah,theArcadesoundsgreat.Ohwaitasecond,I'mbroke.Youthinkyoucouldlendmelike...alright,alright,alright;I'llpayyoubackforthat,andforthis,ok?Oh,holdonasecond.OhCarol!Carol:NotaMike:Bone,Idon'tknow,ohmayohholdonaminute.OhBennymyBen:Notachancedon'tgoaway.Boner:Noproblem.I'llwaitrighthere.Mike:Ben!Mylittlecompadre!!Ben:Mike:Ben,youknowwhenyoulookatmesuspiciouslylikethatithurts.Ben:Good.Mike:Ben,comeon!Imeanwe'rebrothers,youknow.Thisisourtimetobond.Andyouknow,beforeyouknowit,you'llbeagrownmanand...Ben:You'llbeinMike:Alright,ok,fine,ifyoudon'twanttoseethisgreatnewcardtrickthatIlearnt,thatyoucouldusetowinbigmoneyoutofyourtrustinglittlefriends...Ben:Howmuchmoney?Mike:Plenty?Ben:GettheCarol:IthoughtDadsaidyouweren'tsupposedtobeplayingcardswithBenBen:Hey!We're I'llsayaDollaronit.Ok,alright,youdon'thavetobetadollar,justmakeitapretendDollar.It'stheQueenofSpades.Ben:SevenofDiamonds!Carol:Ha!Mike:Gosh!WhydidImessup?Alrighthere,letmetryitagain. Ace1Ben:NineofBen:NineofCarol:YouowehimtwoMike:PretendDollars!Guyswhyisn'tthisworking?Ben:Ibetmyallowance.FourDollars.RealMike:YouknowBen,it'srealsleazyofyoutotakeadvantageofmelikethis.Carol:FiveDollarsmore.Mike:Hey,comeonguys!Carol:AndanotherBuck.Mike:Ahhh.Ben:Ok,whatisMike:JackofDiamonds.Thankyouverymuch.Ben:I'monlyten.What'syourexcuse?Boner:(fromthephone)HelloMikey,areyouthere?Hello.Hello!Ben:Hello!Boner:Ben,isthatJason:Mike!Areyoustillstudying?Mike:YoDad,I'monit!Ben:EatMike:Benlook,you'realreadyskatingonthinice,alright.ImeanIjustwentdowntotheArcadeforhalfanhour,afterBonercallsandinvitesme,andhedoesn'tevenshowup!Boner:Mike:Boner:Mike:Hello.Bonerlook!Man,IwasjustdownattheArcadesforhalfanhour.Whereyoubeen?Oh!Whydidn'tyoujustcallandtellmeyouwerewaitingonthephone?Jason:Mike,nowastingtime!Supposedtobeworkingonthatspeech.Sohaveyousettledonatopic?Mike:Well...it'salittleearlyDad.Jason:Wellwhatareyourchoices?pushme?Well,you'repushingme.Carol:DidyoutellDadaboutallthemoneyyoustolefromus?Jason:What?Mike:Ahh,no,noDadshedoesn'tknowwhatshe'stalkingabout.Justbetweenyouandme,I'mworriedabouther.Ben:DidyouspendallthatmoneyattheMike:Benofcoursehasseveralcylindersandisfiringthem.Jason:YouweredownattheArcadeplayingvideogames?Mike:That'saverycomplicatedquestionDad.Jason:TryMike:Iwasdefinitelynoplayingvideo2Jason:Butyouwerethere?Mike:ForaJason:Butyouwerethere?Mike:Foraveryshorttime.Carol:Withmymoney!Ben:AndMike:IwonBen:FromalittlekidMike:Hey,whoseideawasittobet?Dadlook,Itriedtotalk'emoutofit.AllIwantedtodowasstayhomeandstudy.Jason:Soyouconnedyourownfamilyoutofmoney?Mike:Well,Iwouldn'tputitexactlythatway.Jason:ComeonMike!Whenareyougonnalearnthatconningpeoplewillonlyhurtyou?Mike:OhJason:No,Mike,I'mtalkingaboutyourfuturehere!Youknowthatnineoutoftencon-menendupspendingemptybitterlivesaschiropractors?Mike,Iwantsomethingbetterforyouthanalifeofhuggingmenwho'vethrowntheirbacksMike:Ok.Mytopicis"indecentexposure".Now,it'sinterestingtonote,thatinsomeplacesintheworld,theonlypartofafemalebodythat,bylaw,mustbecoveredistheface.Andifyou'vebeentoaConveniencestorelately,youcanclearlyseewherethatlawcomesfrom!Naaa.HeyMom,whatareyoudoinghomeearly?Maggie:Oh,Ineedaninsuranceform.Mytoothiskillingme.Ben:Look!LookwhatI'vegot!Ben:Mike:Ohboy,aBen:It'snotjustarock,it'samagicrock!Maggie:Oh,that'snicehoney.Ben:Yeah!VinnieVerbottsoldittomeforonlyfiveBucks!Mike:Oh,BenBenBenBen.Ben:What?What?What?What?Maggie:Ben,honey,you'resotrusting.Ben:That'sabadthing?Mike:NotfromwhereIMaggie:Ben,you'vegottastopbeinganeasymarkforeverytwobitcon-manintheneighborhood.NooffenseMike.Ben:ButMom,thisisamagicrock.ItcandoMike:Ben,think.IfVinniereallyhadamagicrock,whywouldhesellittoyou,forfiveBucks?Ben:SaidhelikedMaggie:WellassoonasIgetbackfromtheDentists,I'mcallingMrs.Verbottsandgettingyourmoneyback.Whereisthatstupidform?3Ben:LetMomBen:LetMomfindherstupidform,letMomfindherstupidform...Mike:OhBrother.Maggie:Ben!Please,I'minpainhere.Ben:StopMom'spain,stopMom'spain.Maggie:Ben!Please!Ohgreat!Ohhereitis!Mike:What?Maggie:TheBen:LikeIsaidtherockismagic.Maggie:OhBen,it'sjustacoincidence.Ben:How'syourtooth?Maggie:WellMike:Ifthatrock'smagic,I'magorilla.Ben:Thatcanbearranged.Maggie:No,Icouldn'tbelieveit.Notonecavity.Thex-raysshowednothing.Mytoothisinperfectcondition.Ben:OfJason:Ben,Ithinkwe'veheardquiteenoughaboutmagicBen:ButVinnieverbottsgottherockfromNeilMcGregor'ssisters.Everybodyknowsthey'rewitches!Mike:Themagicrockdidn'thelptheirteeth,theydon'thaveJason:Weallknowit'simportanttobelieveinsomething,butbelievinginsomethingthatisn'trealcanonlyletyoudown.Ben:ButitcuredMom'stoothache.Maggie:Itdidstophurting.Jason:Don'tyouMaggie:AndIdidfindtheinsuranceformstucktothebottomofthedrawer.Jason:Maggie,insuranceformsarealwaysstucktothebottomsofdrawers.Wherehaveyoubeen?Carol:Dad,withoutmagic,howdoyouexplainthemiracleoflife,themysteryandthewonderoftheuniverse,theimaginationofachild...?Mike:WayneNoon'sentireJason:Mustyoutakecheapshotsatthemanwhobroughtus"dankershein"?Ben:WhataboutallthoseguysonTVwhocureyouifyousendthemmoney?Mike:Myheroes.Jason:Look,thepointisBen,iftherewereanysuchthingas"magicrocks"thentheonlyplaceyoucouldfindthemwouldbeCalifornia.Infact,I'msurethepeopleouttherearejusttrippingoverthem.Maggie:WellBen,maybeyourmagicrockcanfinishthelaundryforme.Jason:Honey.Maggie:AmothercanCarol:Ah,Igottahitthebooks!Mike,booksarethosesquarepaperthingsthatfrightenyou.Jason:SpeakingofbooksMike:AhDad,Iknowit'saschoolnightbutIhavetogotoBoner'sto4someresearchforsomeresearchformyspeech,ok?Jason:SureMike.Mike:ButDadJason:Yeahyoucangojustassoonasyoucleanupyourroom.Mike:D..Dad,Ithoughtmyroomwasmyspace.Mike:Perfect.Jason:Mike!Youcallthatclean?Mike:Howdoeshedothat?Ben:HeyMike!CleanyourroomforaBuck.Mike:Alright,you'reon.ThanksBenny.Ben:Magicrock,cleanMike'sroom.MagicMike:Nonononono,Ben,you'regonnacleanmyroomforreal,ok?Ben:It'salreadyclean.Seeforyourself.Mike:GivememyDollar.Ben,you HeyBen,wegottaBen:Youcan'thaveit!Youcan'ttouchit,it'smine.Mike:Ah,comeonBenny!Ben:HaveIevertoldyouhowmuchIhatebeingcalledBenny?Mike:Yes,manytimes,andI'mjustnowgettingthemessage.Ben:Good.Mike:LookBen,what'syourBen:Igottago.Ihavemanymiraclestoperform.Mike:Ok,onequickthoughthere...Ben:Mike:Alrightalright,don'tpointthatthingatme!Jason:Heboughtit?Maggie:Ohyeah,hesuredid.Boyyoupsychiatristssureknowhowtorunascam!Jason:Thankyou.Carol:Whataneasymark,hewasripefortheJason:Carol,ourpurposehereistoteachMikehowitfeelstobeconnedandtogetbackthetenBucksthathetookfromyouandBen.Maggie:You'rerightofcourse.(laughing)Carol:Whatasucker!!(laughing)Maggie:Ohwhatapigeon!!Carol:IloveJason:Yes,wellyouknow,wecouldsellthosemagicrocksandwecouldmakeafortune.Yeah,youcouldgiveupthepaper,Icouldgiveupmypractice,wecouldallgofromtowntotownfleecingandbilkingpeople.YeahthenwecouldgetarrestedandwecouldsellourstorytoHollywood,TVmovieoftheweek,"TheSeavers-ALifeOfCrime".FarahFossetcouldplayyou,I'dbeplayedbyRichardChamberlainofcourse.Andinpartonemaybe...Maggie:Jason:Maggie:Youhaveacertainqualitythatgetsonmy5Jason:IjustJason:Ijustthinkyouguysareenjoyingthisalittletoomuch.Carol:DoesMollyRingwalldoTV?Jason:Nowstopit.'CauseI'msurerightaboutnowMikeislearninghislesson.Carol:Yeah...followingBenaroundlikealittlepuppy.(laughing)Maggie:HahahaRichardBen:Nowhowmuchwereyouofferingagain?Mike:Thirty...five.ThirtyfiveDollarsBenny!Ben:Whatwasthat?Mike:Mike:Ben,Idon'thaveBen:Yesyoudo!YourbirthdaymoneyfromGrandmaandGrandpa,it'sinyourseconddresserdrawerunderyourNationalGeographics!Mike:Ok.Ok.Ben:Hhmmm.SoI'dhavethemoneybutI'dstillhavetotakethegarbageouteverynight...Mike:Alright,I'lldothegarbageforamonth.Ben:Andclearthetableeverynight?Mike:Whyyoulittle...terrificBen:OfcourseMomandDadcouldneverknowhowmuchyoupaidme.Mike:Nonono,I'lltell'emthatyougaveittoome.Ben:No.Tell'emyoupaidmetenBucks.NomorenoMike:Yeahfinewhatever!Ijustneedsomekindofmagicformyspeechclasstomorrow.Soit'sadeal,right?Ben:I'llsleeponMike:WellthefirstthingI'mgonnadoisturnhimintoasnake...naI'mtoolate.Boner:ThentheDoctorwasheshishands,theyhosedowntheroom,andthat'sit.Thisconcludesmyspeechonwherebabiescomefrom.Wellanyquestions?Teacher:No!No,thatwasextremely...thorough.Boner:Oh,Teacher:However,Ican'thelpbutwonderifit...ifitreallywouldn'thavebeenthebody.Boner:Err,ITeacher:Yeah?Youmaysit.ErMr.Stabone,pleasewouldyou...could...wouldyoutakeyourvisualaidswithyou.Ohh,let'sjusttakeamomenthere.Ok?Andcatchourbreath.Mike:GreatspeechBoner:Thanksalotman,Iknewathirdofmygradedependedonit.Teacher:Alright,wellnowlet'sseewho'snext...MikeSeaver!Mike:WatchthisBone.Oh.(rubbinghimselfwiththemagicrock)Greatspeechgreatspeechgreatspeechgreatspeech.Teacher:What'syourMike:6Mike:Greatspeechgreatspeechgreatspeech...Teacher:Notyetitisn't.Mike:Magic!Rock!Ah!Magic!Teacher:Mike,I'mhavingalittletroublefollowingthis.Mike:Magic!Teacher:Mike,Ithinkyou'veoverdonethepregnantpause.NotawordMr.Stabone!Mike:Look,Ican'tfail,Ican'tfail!Teacher:Youwannabet?Mike,eitherfinishyourspeechortakeaseat.Mike:Look,areyougonnahelpmeouthere,orwhat?I'vebeenconned!Teacher:Ok,that'sit.Mike:Right!That'sit,conjobs!Teacher:Ibegyourpardon?Mike:Yeahnowthat'stherealtitleofmyspeech.You'regonnalovethisMrs.Skovanjario!Ok.Youalllookprettyintelligent,butIjustmadeyoubelievethatIdidn'tknowwhatIwasdoinguphere!Sofoolish!Ben:HiMaggie:HiJason:HeyBen,whatyougotBen:It'sacatcher'smitt.ABuzzieBaboneautographedmodel!Jason:Ben,BuzzieBabone'sabum!Hecouldn'tcatchacold.Maggie:Youboughtthat?Ben:Jason:Where'dyougetthemoney?Ben:Ohoh.Mike.Ben:Idid.Ben:Yeah!Ben:No.Maggie:Ben,howBen:FiftyBucks,andIthinkhe'slearnthislesson.Maggie:Ben,Ben!Jason:Holdit!YouswindledyourBen:Wealldid.Here'syourcutMom...Dad...thereyougoCarol.Carol:What'sthis?Jason:Ben,weweretryingtoteachMikealesson,notconhimoutoffiftyCarol:FiftyBucks.Haha,whataMaggie:Jason,thisidioticschemeofyourshasgotwayoutofJason:Ohoh,wellIwasjusttryingtoteachhimasimplemorallesson.I7knowwhatwentknowwhatwentwrong.(DoorBellrings)Jason:Boner!Comein!Boner:Where'sMike?Don'ttrytohidehim.Jason:What'syourproblem?Boner:Hetookadvantageofmyinnocence.Maggie:Pardonme?Boner:Mrs.Seaver,helikerippedmeoff.Hesoldmethisstupidrockandtoldmeitwasmagic.Jason:Boner:Yeah!IalmostgotkilledtryingtotakeDeadMan'sCurveonmyBen:YouBoner:Idid!Ifigured,withthisrock,Icouldboldlygo,wherenomanhasgoneMaggie:Boner,it'snotamagicBoner:Nokidding.I'moutofsixtyBuckstoo.Ben:It'sgoneup!Jason:Look,we'lltalktoMikeassoonashegetshome.Boner:SowillI!Maggie:Jasonlet'sgetBonerhismoneyJason:Okthen,let'severybodygivemetheirmoneyback.Comeongivemethat!Rightthisiser...Benyou'veevencheatedusonthesplit!Ben:Hey,Ididmostofthework!Carol:Whyyoulittledoublecrosser!Maggie:Whatisthis,MiamiVice?Jason:Ok,thisis...fiftyDollarsandagenuineautographedBuzzieBabonemit