老友记(第四季)台词【406】The One With The Dirty Girl

TheOneWithTheDirtyGirlWrittenbyScottSilveri&ShanaGoldberg-Meehan

TranscribedbyDarcyandJuliePartridge406“灰”姑娘罗斯和美丽非凡的古生物学者谢丽约会；但发现谢丽卫生习惯极差，家中脏得像猪圈。钱德买凯茜最喜欢的绝版书，想作为生日礼物送给凯茜，但他无意专美于前，因为乔伊还不知道送什么好；乔伊请钱德代买礼物，钱德迫于无奈，将书给乔伊拿去借花献佛。菲比借钱给莫妮卡购买原材料；莫妮卡在葬礼上提供食物，大受欢迎，但收帐时受挫，菲比出马搞定。瑞秋想独立完成拼字游戏。4.06TheOneWithTheDirtyGirlRossdatesafantasticallybeautifulpaleontologist(Cheryl);everythingisgoinggreatuntilhefindsoutshe'sincrediblymessy.ChandlerbuysararecopyofKathy'sfavoritebookforherbirthday,butthenhastomakesurethatJoey'sgiftisgood,too.PhoebelendsMonicamoneysoshecanmakeamoreseriousattempttogethercateringbusinessgoing;Monicahasalittletroublecollectingpaymentfromaclient.Rachelstrivestofinishacrosswordpuzzleallbyherself.[Scene:CentralPerk,Rossandabeautifulblonde(Cheryl)arestandingoutside.Therestofthegangiswatchingfrominside.]blonden.金发碧眼的女人Cheryl:So,thankyouforthedeliciousdinner.Ross:You'rewelcomeforadeliciousdinner.[inside]Phoebe:Heywhatareyouguyslookingat?Chandler:Rossandthemostbeautifulgirlintheworld.Phoebe:Yeah,cometopapa.cometov.想起[CherylwalksawayandRosswalksinside.Everyonestaresathimindisbelief.]Ross:Iknow!Monica:ProbablytheonlytimeI'lleversaythis,butdidyouseetheassonher?Chandler:Wheredidyou,whendidyou,howdidyou...(JoeyhitsthebackofChandler'shead)Howdidyougetagirllikethat?Rachel:Yeah,sowhatisshe,likea...likeaspokesmodel,oranaerobicsinstructor,what?spokesmodeln.代言模特/aerobicsn.有氧运动法增氧健身法(指跑步,优越等增强心肺循环功能的运动)/instructorn.教师教练Ross:Actuallyshe'sapaleontologydoctoralcandidate,specializinginthecentazoicera.paleontologyn.古生物学/doctoraladj.博士的/specializeinv.专攻于/azoicadj.无生命时代的/centazoiceran.新生代Chandler:Okay,butthat's,like,theeasiestera.Ross:I'veseenheratwork,butIalwaysfigured,ah-huh?But,uh,Imadeherdinner.Wehadagreattime.Andwe'regoingoutagaintomorrow.Rachel:Wellmaybesheandherfriendsarejusthavingacontesttoseewhocanbringhomethebiggestgeek.geekn.杂耍演员(在表演时常常有咬下活鸡头等怪招)反常的人怪胎Ross:Finebyme我无所谓;hopeshewins.Joey：Hey,weshouldhaveacontest.Yeah.Seewhocanbringhomethemostbeautifulwoman.Chandler:That'sagoodidea,Joe.Wecouldcallitlife.OPENINGCREDITS

[Scene:MonicaandRachel's.Ross,Rachel,andPhoebearethere.Chandlerenters.]Chandler:Hi.Youguyshaveanywrappingpaper?wrappingpapern.包装纸Phoebe:Oo!Isitformybirthdaypresent?Chandler:Phebes,itwasyourbirthday,like,monthsago.Phoebe:Yeah,butrememberyousaidyouorderedsomethingspecial,anditjusthasn'tcomeyet?Chandler:Well,Ihaveacallinaboutthat.Phoebe:'Kay.Chandler:Actually,thisisforKathy'sbirthday.It'sanearlyeditionofherfavoritebook.Rachel:Oh,TheVelveteenRabbit!OhmyGod,whentheboy'slovemakestherabbitreal!velveteenn.棉绒平绒/VelveteenRabbit：《棉绒兔》，这是美国童话作家马杰里·威廉姆斯的著名作品，在欧美几乎家喻户晓。故事描绘了一个小孩心爱的填充玩具“棉绒兔”离家出走，如何在外面经历风霜，最后终于成为真正的兔子的故事。这是剧中乔伊的新女友凯西小时候最挚爱的童话故事，爱上了凯西的钱德勒因此想尽办法给她找了一本最初版本的《棉绒兔》，想作为生日礼物送给凯西。考虑到乔伊没有什么像样的礼物给女友，钱德勒最后作出了牺牲，把《棉绒兔》让给乔伊当做礼物送给了凯西。但对看书没有什么兴趣的乔伊在送书给凯西时居然说：我知道你喜欢兔子，还喜欢奶酪。于是凯西知道，这个礼物和乔伊无关。VelveteenRabbitChandler:Okay,butdon'ttouchit,becauseyoufingershavedestructiveoils.Rachel:Huh.Well,thenyou'dbetterkeepitawayfromRoss'shair.Sothisisprettyrare.Howdidyougetthat?keepawayfromv.远离/rareadj.稀罕的Chandler:Oh,itwasn'tabigdeal.Ijustwenttoacoupleofbookstores,talkedtoacoupleofdealers...calledacoupleoftheauthor'sgrandchildren.dealern.经销商/grandchildrenn.孙子Rachel:Oh,honey,that'ssosweet.Phoebe:Yeah,andwhatagreatwaytosay,"Isecretlyloveyou,roommate'sgirlfriend!"Chandler:Itdoesn'tsaythat.Doesit?Ross:Howdoyouthinkit'sgonnalookwhenyougethersomethingincrediblymeaningfulandexpensiveandherboyfriendJoeygivesheranorange?Chandler:Okay,allright,I'lljustuh,makesurethatuh,Joeygetshersomethingreallygreat.Phoebe:It'sgottabebetterthanthatbook.Oo!Likeacrossbow!crossbown.石弓弩Monica:(Enteringfromherbedroom,talkingonthephone)Yeah,onceagain,Iamsorry.Thankyou.Bye.(Tothegang)Ijusthadtoturndownajobcateringafuneralforsixtypeople.Rachel:OhmyGod!Whathappened?Monica:Sixtyguests.Ross:So,uh,whydidyouhavetoturnitdown?Monica:BecauseIdon'thavethemoneyortheequipmenttohandlesomethingthatbigonsuchshortnotice.Imeanthere'snoway.onshortnoticeadv.忽然急忙Phoebe:Wow,whatiswithallthenegativity?YousoundlikeMonican't,notMonican...(Monicalooksalmostpuzzled)...Monica.Look,youknow,youhavebeenplayingaroundwiththiscateringthingforoverthreeyears.Doyouwanttobeacatererornot?negativityn.否定性消极性/playaroundwithv.(同...)在一起厮混/caterern.(尤)指备办宴会者Monica:Idon'tknow.Phoebe:Thereyougo这就对了,that'sthespirit!Okay!Now,ifyouneedmoney,Iwilllendyoumoney,butjustgetmoving!Monica:Really?CauseI'dneedlike$500forallthefoodandthesuppliesandstuff.Phoebe:Okay!It'sworthit,ifitwillgetyoumoving.Youhaven'tworkedinmonths.Monica:Well,you'renotworkingeither.Phoebe:Yes,butI'mdoingthis.Monica:Yeah,that'dbegreat!Thankyou![Joeyenters]Joey:Hey!Everyone:Hey.Kathy:CanIborrowthekeystoyourapartment?Joey:Why?[KathywhisperssomethinginJoey'sear]Joey:Youcanpeehere!Kathy:Ahahaha...haha..yesIcan,ofcourse.Excuseme.Chandler:It'sokay,theduck'susingourbathroomanyway.(Kathygoesintothebathroom.)HeyJoe!WhatareyougettingKathyforherbirthday?Joey:We'veonlybeengoingoutforacoupleofweeks,doyouthinkIgottagethersomething?Everyone:Yeah!Rachel:Yes,youhavetogethersomething,anditshouldbesomethingreallynice.Joey:Oh,Iknow...Rachel:Andnotoneofyourcouponsforanhourof"JoeyLove."couponn.息票商家的优待券[cuttoanewscene,alsoinMonicaandRachel'sapartment.Rachelissitting,Phoebeisnearby.]Phoebe:Ooo,acrossword!CanIhelp?Rachel:No!I'msorry,honey,it'sjustthatlastweekIgotallbutthreeanswersandIreallywanttofinishawholeonewithoutanyhelp.allbutadv.几乎差一点Phoebe:Fine.Butyoucan'thelpmedevelopmynewuniversallanguage.[Monicaenters]Monica:Hey!Rachel:Hey,how'ditgo?Monica:OhmyGod,itwasthebestfuneralever!Imean,everyonelovedthefood,andguesswhat?Ievengotanotherfuneralfortomorrow--thedead-guy-from-today'sbestfriend.Imean,itislikeIamtheofficialcatererforthataccident!Phoebe:Mon!I'msohappyforyou!Monica:Thanks.Like,checkoutmynewcateringstuff.(Picksuptwofryingpans)Lookatthis!I'manomeletstation!Omelet?Madetoorder!fryingpann.煎锅长柄平锅/omeletn.煎蛋卷/madetoorderadj.定制的Phoebe:I'llhaveone,please.Plusmymoney.Monica:Oh.Well,Ididn'trealizethatyouneededitbackrightaway.Imean,youtoldmetogoandbeacaterer.SoIwent.I'vebeen.Imean,I...Iusedittobuyallthisstuff.Rachel：(screams)Aborigine.Oh-No!aboriginen.土著居民Monica:Butlook--I'vegotanotherjobtomorrow,soI'llpayyoubackwiththemoneyImakefromthat.Phoebe:Oh.Okay.Oo,sorryIactedlikeabank.Monica:Okay.Rachel：(screams)Aborigine[Scene:OutsideCheryl'sapartment,RossandCherylarekissing]Ross:(movedbythekiss)Huh...Cheryl:Um,wouldyouliketocomein?Ross:Didhomo-erectushuntwithwoodentools?homon.<拉>人/homo-erectusn.直立人Cheryl:Accordingtorecentfindings![Theygointotheapartment.Insidetheapartmentitlookslikeasewagedumpexplodedandlandedinherlivingroom.Thereareclothesandfoodandjunkcoveringeverysquareinchofspace.Imeanpigshavenicerpens.Rossiscompletelyshocked.]sewagen.下水道污水脏乱的地方/squareinchn.平方英寸/penn.围栏围圈Cheryl:(throwingfoodaroundtheroom)HereMitzi!HereMitzi!Ross:Mitziis.....Cheryl:Myhamster.Ihopeshe'sokay,Ihaven'tseenherinawhile.Haveaseat.Ross:(mouths"where?")Uh...Ohhey,doyou,uh(stepsonsomegarbageandfalters)...doyouhaveany,um,CinnamonFruitToasties?faltervt.支吾地说结巴地讲出/cinnamonn.<植>肉桂/toastyadj.像烤面包片的CinnamonFruitToastiesCheryl:What?Ross:Well,Ido!Whydon'twegobacktomyplace,lightacoupleofcandles,breakopenaboxofCinnamonFruitToasties,uh...Cheryl:I'drathernot别这样吧.Ross:Oh,yeah,whynot?Cheryl:Okay,um,don'ttakethisthewrongway请不要误会我没有恶意(=Nooffense),butyourplacekindahasaweirdsmell.[Scene:AkitchenwherePhoebeandMonicaarefinishingupacateringjob]Monica:Oh,iseverythinginthecar?Phoebe:Yes.Didyousettlethebill?Monica:No.Ihatethispart.Phoebe:Oh,lookwhatwealmostleft.(Picksupacoffeemaker)coffeemakern.咖啡壶Monica:No,that'snotmine.Phoebe:Oh,allright.Oh!Lookwhatwealmosttook![cuttothelivingroomofthesamedwelling,wherethefuneralguestsaremingling.Monicaenters.]dwellingn.<正式>住处住宅/minglevt.混合Monica:Excuseme,Mrs.Burkart?Well,we'reallcleanedupinthekitchen.Mrs.Burkart:Oh,good.Thankyou.Monica:Um,and,wellthere'sthe..thethesmallmatterof...Mrs.Burkart:Dear?Monica:Justthematterof...payment?Mrs.Burkart:(ingrief)Jackusedtohandlethefinances!(Breaksintotears开始大哭)Phoebe:Yougetit?Monica：No,butImadeawidowcry.Seeyouinhell.[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Rachelisonthecouchstilldoingthecrossword.Chandlerisinthekitchen.]Rachel:Youknowwhatweshouldalldo?Goseeamusical.musicaln.歌舞剧音乐片Chandler:(confused)Sure...Rachel:Andyouknowwhichoneweshouldsee?The1996Tonyawardwinner.Imean,thatone'sgottabegood.Doyouhappentoknowthenameofthatone?托尼奖（TonyAward）（又译做东尼奖）是戏剧界最知名的奖项之一，包括音乐剧。其相当于电影界的奥斯卡奖，美国剧联于1946年设立。托尼奖是以著名女演员兼导演安朵涅特·佩里的名字命名（即全名：AntoinettePerryAward），每年要颁发19个奖项，由600名专家参与投票。The1996Tonyawardwinneris《Rent》Chandler:Idon'tknow...um,Grease?greasen.油脂贿赂Rachel:No....Chandler:Rent?Rent：瑞秋在做填字游戏，她不知道1996年托尼奖获得最佳音乐剧奖的剧目是什么。她就和钱德勒说，也许我们应该去看音乐剧。钱德勒说可以啊。瑞秋就说，我想看获1996年的托尼奖的那出戏。钱德勒说，是《油脂仔(Grease)》吗?瑞秋对了一下填字游戏的格子，就说不是。钱德勒就说，是不是《吉屋出租(Rent)》?这回瑞秋终于把题目做出来了。Rachel:Yes!Rent!Chandler:Okay,sowhendoyouwanttogo?Rachel:What?Oh,I'msorry,Ican't,I'mbusy.Joey:(enteringtheapartment)Hey.Man,itissohardtoshopforgirls.Chandler:Yes,itis,atOfficeMax.OfficeMax：美国著名办公用品零售商Rachel:Whatdidyougether?(Joeyopensuparectangularblackboxandholdsupapen.)rectangularadj.矩形的成直角的/holdupv.举起Chandler:Apen.Joey:It'stwogiftsinone.It'sapenthat'salsoaclock!Huh?Chandler:Huh-huh!Youcan'tgiveherthat.Joey:Whynot?Chandler:Becauseshe'snoteleven!Andit'snottheseventhnightofHanukkah!Hanukkahn.(=Chanukah)光明节(犹太纪念节日之一)/OfficeMax,SeventhNightofHanukkah：这是一家办公用品连锁店。乔伊在这里买了一支带钟的笔当做给女友的礼物，钱德勒对此非常不以为然。钱德勒并说，这个礼物不好，因为凯西并不是十一岁女孩，她的生日也不是“光明节的第七夜(theseventhnightofHanukkah)”。“光明节”是犹太人的节日，按照犹太习俗，在光明节的第七夜，要玩寻找小东西的游戏，并要询问自己今天给别人带来了什么快乐。钱德勒大概是嫌乔伊的礼物太小，拿不出手。Rachel:Okay,honey,whathemeansbythat,is...whilethisisaverynicegift,maybeit'sjustnotsomethingaboyfriendgives?Joey:Sureitis!Sheneedsapenforwork,she'swriting,sheturnsitover...."Whoa!It'stimeformydatewithJoey!"Chandler:Allright,look,look.Whatdid...whatdidyougetforAngelaDelveccioforherbirthday?Joey:Shedidn'thaveabirthdaywhileweweregoingout.Chandler:Forthreeyears?Joey:(whiningandheadingtowardthedoor)Look,it'stoolate,andIgotanaudition.Ican'tshopanymore!I...whinevi.发牢骚Chandler:Allright.IwillgooutandIwilltrytofindsomethingforher,okay?Joey:Thanks,man.Andoh,whileyou'reatit,couldyougetheracard?beatv.从事于Chandler:Wouldyoulikemetowriteheralittlepoemaswell?Joey:Or...justgetacardthathasapoemalreadyinit.Monica：Oh,soit'sacard,butit'salsoapoem-holder.holdern.持有者;保持者[Scene:Backinthekitchenatthefuneral.Phoebeisthere,Monicaenters.]Phoebe:ButMon,youhavetogetourmoney!Monica:Oh,Phoebe,shecouldn'tstopcrying!Withthosethickglasses,hertearslookedgiant.Phoebe:Iknow,it'stough.YouknowwhatthefirstthingIdidaftermymother'sfuneralwas?Monica:What?Phoebe:Paythecaterer!Look,I'vehadalotofjobs,okay,andtherearesomepeoplewhojustalwaystrytogetoutofpaying赖帐.It'seither,youknow,"thatmassagewasn'tlongenough,or,"Idon'trecognizeanyofthosesongs,"or,youknow,"thesesombrerosaren'tbigenough.Badlittlewhitegirl!"recognizev.听过/sombreron.n.(墨西哥的)宽边帽sombreroMonica:Okay.Sowhatdoyou....youthinkshe'sfaking?fakev.伪装Phoebe:Well,itseemslikethereweren'tanytears'tilyoushowedherthebill.Monica:Phoebe,shesoundedprettyupsettome.[cuttothelivingroomwhereMrs.Burkartisnowperforming.]Mrs.Burkart:(singing)You'reagrandol'flag,you'reahigh-flyingflag,andforeverinpeacemayyouwave....Phoebe:Sheseemsfinenow.Mrs.Burkart:(singing)...emblemofthelandIlove.Thehomeof....emblemn.象征徽章符号COMMERCIALBREAK[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,RossandJoeyarestandingandtalking,Rossistyingatie.]Joey:So,youjustleft?Herplacewasreallythatbad?Ross:Youknowhowyouthrowyourjacketonachairattheendoftheday?Joey:Yeah.Ross:Well,likethat,onlyinsteadofachair,it'sapileofgarbage.Andinsteadofajacket,it'sapileofgarbage.Andinsteadoftheendoftheday,it'stheendoftime,andgarbageisallthathassurvived!(RosstakesthelooselytiedtieoffandhandsittoJoeywhoputsiton.)Here.allthatadv.到那种程度[地步]/looselyadv.宽松地Joey:Wow.Thanks.So,uh,whathappened?Ross:Whatdoyoumean?Nothinghappened!Ihadtogetoutofthere.Joey:Allright,so...nexttime,youtakehertoyourplace.Ross:No,Itriedthat.Shesaysithasaweirdsmell.Joey:Whatkindofsmell?Ross:Idon'tknow.Soap?Joey:Allright,listen,Ross...youlikethisgirl,right?Ross:Yeah.Joey:Youwannaseeheragain,right?Ross:Yeah.Joey:Soyou'regonnahavetodoitinthemess!Ross:Yeah,okayyou'reright.Joey:Yeah.Ross:Imean,uh,who...whocaresaboutalittlesloppiness?sloppiness<贬>马虎凌乱Joey:Yeah!Ross:It's,uh...it'sendearing,really.endearingadj.可爱的惹人喜爱的Joey:Allright!Nowyougogetthatbeautifulpig!(Rosshesitates,looksunsure)Oink!oinkn.<美>(猪的)呼噜声[Scene:MonicaandRachel,Rachelisthere,Chandlerenters.]Chandler:Okay,allright.IjustspenttheentireafternoonlookingforapresentforKathythatwouldbebetterthantherabbit.Rachel:Anyluck?Chandler:Oh,yeah.Yeah,Ifoundthisgreatplacecalled"InvisiblethingsforKathy."(Motionstoanimaginarypileofpresentsnexttohim.)Canyougivemeahandwithallthisstuff?imaginaryadj.假想的/giveahandv.帮助某人Rachel:Allright,look.Whydon'tyoujustreturnthebook,letJoeygivehertheclockpen,andyougivehersomethingworsethanthat.Like...aregularpen.Chandler:She'sreallygonalovethis,youknow?ThebottomlineisIwanthertohaveit,evenifIdon'tgettobetheonewhogivesittoher.Rachel:Aw,honey,that'ssosweet.Chandler:Yeah?Youdon'tthinkit'sjustpathetic?Rachel:Oh!Pathetic!(Grabsthecrosswordpuzzleandstartswriting.)crosswordpuzzlen.纵横拼字谜Joey:(entering)Hey!I'mmeetingKathyintenminutes!I'vebeenlookingalloverforyou我到处找你!Chandler:Where?Joey:Ourplace,thehall!I...Chandler:Igotsomethingforher.(Joeypicksupthepackage,shakesitnexttohisear,can'thearanything,switchesears,shakesitagain.)It'sabook!Joey:(Unimpressed)Abook?(Suddenlyinterested)Isitlikeabookthat'salsoasafe?unimpressedadj.没留下深刻印象的未受感动的/safen.保险箱Chandler:No,it'sabookthat'sjustabook,okay?It'sanearlyeditionoftheVelveteenRabbit.Itwasherfavoritebookasakid.So,uh,just...letmeknowifshelikesit,okay?Joey:Yougotit.Thanksman.Thanksfordoingthis,Ioweyouone.(Joeyleaves,comesbackin.)Oh,hey!Therewasn'tanychangefromthattwenty,wasthere?changen.找回的零钱Chandler:No,itcameouttoaneventwenty刚好20元.Joey:Wow.That'salmostasmuchasanewbook.[Scene:Inthelivingroomatthefuneral]Mrs.Burkart:(singing)Jeepers,creepers,where'dyougetthosepeepers?Jeepers,creepers,where'dyougetthoseeyes?jeepersint.天呀[cuttoMonicaandPhoebeinthekitchen]Phoebe:Youdidn'tgetthemoney,didyou?Monica:MaybeIcantryatintermission?Phoebe,comeon...youknowwhat?Let'sjustgo!intermissionn.间断Phoebe:No!Hey,we'renotleavinguntilwegetpaid!Idon'tknowwhoshethinkssheis!Italkedtotheflorist.Shedidn'tgetpaideither.Orthelimodriver,orthepriest,andhecangetthedeadguydamnedforalleternity.floritstn.花商种花者/limon.豪华轿车/priestn.牧师/damnedadj.被咒骂的使人憎厌的糟透的/eternityn.来世不朽Monica:Well,I'mnotgoingbackoutthere.Phoebe:Enoughisenough!(Phoebegoesintothelivingroom.)Hey,widow?enoughint.够了Mrs.Burkart:(Singing)Comeonalongandlistento...Phoebe:Okay,Widow!Mrs.Burkart:(Singing)...thelullabyof...lullabyn.催眠曲Phoebe:Excuseme.Excuseme!(Mrs.Bukartstopssinging)Thanks.Um,clearlythisisavery,veryhardtimeforyou.Um,but,um,weprovidedaservice,andwedeservetobepaidbecauseyouatethatservice,and,um,wearenotleavinghereuntilwe'repaideverypenny.'Causeyouknowwhat,lady?We'reparttimecaterers,andwehavenoplaceelsetogo.Mrs.Burkart:Allright.I'llgetmybag.Phoebe:Good.(PhoebeandMrs.Burkartgointotheotherroom,leavingMonicawitheveryonestaringather.)Monica:I'mgonnaleavesomecardshere.Pleasethinkofusforyounextevent.thinkofv.想起[Scene:OutsideCheryl'sapartment.]Cheryl:Soyouwanttocomeinside?Ross:(musteringupcourage)Yes.YesIdo.(Theygoinside.)Cheryl:I'llberightback.Makeyourselfcomfortable.(Rossattemptstoclearaplaceforhiscoatandfolditsmallenoughtofit.Thenhesitsonthecouch.Somethingfallsonhimfromaboveandhebrusheshisneckofffrantically.)Cheryl:(sneakingupbehindRoss)Guesswho?Ross:DepartmentofSanitation?sanitationn.卫生卫生设施Cheryl:It'sme!Ross:Oh!(Shekisseshim)Ah.(Theykissmore,andmovedownontothecouch.Ross'shandmovesundersomegarbage)Aw!(Hishandiscoveredwithsomethingbrownandgooey.)gooeyadj.胶粘的感伤的Cheryl:What?Ross:(tryingtomakehisdisgustintolust)Ah,Cheryl!lustn.强烈的性欲Cheryl:Oh,Ross![Theysitup,moaninginexcitement,andCherylstraddlesRoss.Rossfindsasliceofbolognaandmoanshigherandlouder,thenabagofpotatochipsonthecoffeetablestartstomove.RossthrowsCheryloffhislap,grabsatennisracketandatoiletbrushandstartspoundingthebag.]moanvi.呻吟/straddlev.跨骑/bolognan.一种大腊肠(含牛猪肉的熏制粗香肠)/potatochipn.炸土豆片/racketn.球拍toiletbrushCheryl:Wait!No!No!It'smyhamster!It'sMitzi!Ross:Ohmygod!I'msosorry,Cheryl.Imusthavefreakedout.Cheryl:(lookinginthebag)Oh,thankgod,it'snotMitzi.It'sjustarat.[Scene:CentralPerk.Rachelissittingonthecouchalone.Guntheristhere,goingintothebackroom.]backroomn.密室里屋Rachel:Ididit!Oh!Ifinishedit!Ididitallbymyself!Andthere'snobodytohug![FromthebackgroundwehearacrashandGunthercomesrunningoutofthebackroom,pushingpeopleaside,reachingforRachel.]reachforv.伸手拿东西Gunther:Move![Guntherslipsandfallsjustbeforereachingthebackofthecouch.MonicaandPhoebecomeintoCentralPerk.]Rachel:Hey!Hey,youguys,Ifinishedthecrosswordallbymyself!Hugme![Gunthergetsupslowlyfrombehindthecouchandwalksawaysadly]Phoebe:Uh...yay!Rachel:Thanks!Monica:Oh,that'sgreat!Congratulations!Rachel:Thankyou!Hey,how'dthecateringgo?Monica:Oh,itwasgreat!Thewidowwouldn'tpay,soPhoebeyelledather'tilshedid.Phoebe:Yeah.I'mahardass.hardass<俚>Apersonlackingmoralsandthecapacitytothinklogically.likestoshowofffortheladiesbypickingonotherpeopleheknowshecanbeatuporjustpeopleingeneral.likestomakerudecommentstostartfights.[狠角色]Monica:AndI'mawuss.Andweshouldbepartners.wuss<俚>软脚蟹懦夫Phoebe:Yeah.HardAssandWuss.Wecouldfightcrime!Monica:Waitaminute,Phoebe!Weshouldbepartners.Weshouldbecateringpartners.Imean,thinkaboutit!You'renotworkingrightnow,andwehavesuchagreattimetogether!Phoebe:Okay!Monica:Icancookandyoucantakecareofthemoney.Phoebe:Yeah.Oh!It'llbelikeIhaveawifeinthefifties!Both:(screamingwithexcitement)Aah![Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,Chandleristhere,Joeyenters.]Joey:Hey!Chandler:Hey,how'ditgo?How'dshelikethegift?Joey:Oh,man,shelovedit!She'soverthereshowingMonicaandRachelrightnow.Chandler:Ohyeah?That'sgreat!Joey:Hey,listen,Igottatellya,Ifeelkindabadtakingcreditforthis,becauseman,amIgonnagetalotofcreditforthis!takecreditforv.因...而得到好评/creditn.荣誉赞扬功劳Chandler:[nodding,withmixedfeelings]Aahhuuhhh....mixedfeelingsn.欢乐与恐惧参半[Kathyenters]Kathy:Hey.Joey:Hey!Chan