小学英语剧本-愚人节的故事英语话剧剧本人

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bySoniaTiao刁青琅

6人.有趣的剧本,讲他们愚人节怎么整人的.

人物

Cecily:Sue’sboss

Faith:Sue’sfriend

Jodie:Policewoman

Sue:Sue

Vicky:Guest

Zoe:Sue’sfriend

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TodayisMarch31st.Faith,Vicky,Zoe,CecilyandJodiearetalking.FaithandZoewanttogivetheirgoodfriend,Sue,a“happy”Fool’sDay.

Faith:Ithinkweneedtopreparealot.

Zoe:You’reright.Thus,wehaveVickyandJodie.Jodieismyfriendandsheisapolicewoman.Oh…Ialmostforget,wealsohaveSue’sbossCecily.

Vicky:AndwhatshouldIdo

Faith:Mmm…,Ithinkyoujustdowhatyouusuallydo.

Vicky:WHAT

Zoe:Shemeansyouwillnothavetochangeyourself.AndtomorrowyouhavetogotoCecily’scoffeeshoptobuysomething.

Vicky:Oh,Isee.Justbuysomething

Faith:ZoesaysyouneedtofindSue(TakeoutSue’spicturetoVickyandJodiealsolooksatit).See,thisisSue.Andbuythingsfromher.

Zoe:Ithinkyoucandoagoodjob.(patVicky’sshoulder.)

Faith:Jodie,then,it’syourturn.Tomorrowmorning,youhavetogiveSueafinebecause…

Jodie:IknowIknowandnext

Zoe:Next,she’llbelatetowork.

Cecily:AndIcancutdownhersalary.HaHaHa.(laugh)

Vicky:HowmuchyouwanttocutdownAhalfday

Cecily:No,No,No.Ahalfmonth.

Faith,Vicky,Zoe,Jodiearelaughing.

Faith:OK,afterherjob,she’llgohome,andJodie,again,youknowwhatImean

Jodie:Yes,Isee.It’sthatlike“Oh!“,thereissomeonesittingbyyou(toZoe)hedoesn’tevenhaveahead.

Zoe:MeWhere(Scared)

Faith:Yeah,yeah,goodjob.

CecilyandVickyarelaughing.

Vicky:Then,that’sall

Zoe:Yes,basicallyyes.Butwealsoneedaphonecalltomakesureshewillgohomeverysoon.

Cecily:Howabouttalkherthat“You’rehouseisonfire.”AndI’llletherhomeearly.Butwhowillcallher

Jodie:Don’tworry,Zoewilldoit.

Zoe:OK.Thelast,remembertomorrow9:00pmatSue’shome.We’llbewaitingforthepoorbaby.

Vicky,Faith,Cecily,Jodie:Poorbaby.

Zoe:Anyquestions

V,F,C,J:No.

Jodie:Cheers!Wisheverythingis“fine”.

V,F,Z,C:Cheers!

Theydrinktogether.

Attheday.Suehasabadmorningatthebeginning.

Sue:Ohmygod.(feelscaredandlookatthealarmclock)I’mlate.Myboss

willkillme(shouted).

Thenshegoestoworkimmediately.SherideshermotorcycleoverspeedandthepolicewomanJodiestopsher.

Jodie:(blowawhistle)Hey,stop!Stop!Doyouknowyoudrivetoofastandexceedthespeedlimitalot

Sue:(feelwronged)Sorry…I….(stammer)

Jodie:(interruptSue)Don’tspeakanymore!Anddon’targuewithme.

Sue:(pleadingly)But….couldyouletmego,please.

Jodie:Noway!!(Resolutely)

SuegivesupandgetthefinefromJodie.

Inthecoffeeshop—WhenSuegetstotheshop,shefindsthatherbossCecilyisbusyinginthebar.

Sue:Sorry,sorry…(stillapologizetoherboss)I’msosorrythatI’mlate.

Cecily:(glareatSue)Don’tsayanythingatthistime.Youshoulddoyouworkrightnow.

Sue:(stun)OK…I’lldoatonce.

Cecily:Goaway.Don’tstayinmyway.

ThenSuewearsheruniformanddoesherwork.

Vicky:Waitress.Comehere!(raisesherhandandfeelsangry)

Suegoesthereveryquickly.

Sue:MayIhelpyou

Vicky:(speaklouder)WhereismymealI’mwaitingforalonglonglongtime.

Sue:Sorry.I’llgotocheckrightaway.(goestoakitchen)

Fiveminuteslater…………

Vicky:(clapthetable)Hey~you!Doyouknowmytimeisveryprecious

Sue:Sorry…It’smyfault.

Vicky:DoyouknowwhoIam

Sue:Excuseme.Whoareyou

Vicky:Youdon’tknowmeCallyourboss.Iwanttoseeyourbossrightnow.

(Cecilycomesover)小品剧本大全

Vicky:Yourwaitressdoesn’tknowwhoIam.

Cecily:WhatShedoesn’tknowwhoyouare.Iamreallysorry.(turntoSue)SheisourVIP.(turntoVicky)I’mverysorryforourservice.Themealisfree.(turntoSue)Sue,takemealforherquickly.

(Afterwork)

Cecily:Hey~Sue.Idon’tthinkyoudidagoodjobtoday.

Sue:ButI…Cecily:Idon’twanttolistentoanyexcuse.Afterall,youmadeabigmistakeatfirst.(Suecan’tsayanything)

Cecily:Idecidetocutdownhalfofyoursalaryforthismonth.

Sue:Oh,pleasedon’tdothattome!IpromiseIwon’tmakeanymistakeanymore

Cecily:Oryouwanttogetfired.

Sue:Ok…I’lldomybestinthefuture.

Sueacceptsthisfactandgoeshome.

Afterwork,ZoetellsSuethatherhomewasonfire.Suegoeshomeimmediately.（onherwayhome）

Sue:Goddamnit!Todayisnotmyday.

(Sheisinabadmoodandridefast.Thenthecellphonerings….thenSueanswers,butthereisnobodytalksonthephone.Fewminuteslater,thephoneringsagain,stillthesameconditionasbefore.Later,apolicestopsherontheroad…)

Police:Stop,please!(Gestures…)…Miss,thepersonbehindyoudoesn’twearahamlet.

Sue:(Shocked…)What!OnlyIridemymotorcycle,andthereisnobodybehindmeatall,ok

Police:I’msurethere’sagirlsittingbehindyou,shelookspaleandhaslonghair.Look!Sheisstaringatyounowwithasmile….Wait…gosh!Shelookslikeoneofmyfriendswhodiedtwoyearsago..!

Sue:What!Idon’tbelieveyou,police!There’sreallynobodybehindmeanddon’tscareme,allright

Police:(Scared)well…well…youjustgo…gosh!HowTerribleitis…!

Sue:(Veryscared)Oh,mygod!IsitrealOrit’sreallya……behindme!Pleasedon’tscareme,okTellmeit’sallnonsense…Igottogo…!!

Police:Go,go,go….andbelieveitornot!Becareful!

(Sueisgoinghome….Suerushesthroughtogohomeanxiously.Shejustwantstoknowifherhouseisok.)

Sue:Fire!Whereisthefire

Suelooksatthehouseforawhile.Nothinghappenedtoit.

Sue:Thereisnofire.Whythelighton

Sueopensthedoorcarefully.Sheisafraidthatathiefisatherhousenow.

Zoe,Cecily,Jodie,Faith,Vicky:Surprise!HappyFool’sDay!

Sueseesthepolicewomanandthecustomerwhomaketroubletoher.Suedoesn’tunderstandwhytheyarehere.

Sue:What’sgoingonhere

Zoe,Cecily,Jodie,Faith,Vicky:Ha~Ha~Youarethefooltoday.

Sue:Oh!Youguys!Whydoyoutreatmeinthisway

Zoe,Cecily,Faith:Becauseyouareourgoodfriend.

Suelaughshelplessly.

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Vicky:HowmuchyouwanttocutdownAhalfday

Cecily:No,No,No.Ahalfmonth.

Faith,Vicky,Zoe,Jodiearelaughing.

Faith:OK,afterherjob,she’llgohome,andJodie,again,youknowwhatImean

Jodie:Yes,Isee.It’sthatlike“Oh!“,thereissomeonesittingbyyou(toZoe)hedoesn’tevenhaveahead.

Zoe:MeWhere(Scared)

Faith:Yeah,yeah,goodjob.

CecilyandVickyarelaughing.

Vicky:Then,that’sall

Zoe:Yes,basicallyyes.Butwealsoneedaphonecalltomakesureshewillgohomeverysoon.

Cecily:Howabouttalkherthat“You’rehouseisonfire.”AndI’llletherhomeearly.Butwhowillcallher

Jodie:Don’tworry,Zoewilldoit.

Zoe:OK.Thelast,remembertomorrow9:00pmatSue’shome.We’llbewaitingforthepoorbaby.

Vicky,Faith,Cecily,Jodie:Poorbaby.

Zoe:Anyquestions

V,F,C,J:No.

Jodie:Cheers!Wisheverythingis“fine”.

V,F,Z,C:Cheers!

Theydrinktogether.

Attheday.Suehasabadmorningatthebeginning.

Sue:Ohmygod.(feelscaredandlookatthealarmclock)I’mlate.Myboss

willkillme(shouted).

Thenshegoestoworkimmediately.SherideshermotorcycleoverspeedandthepolicewomanJodiestopsher.

Jodie:(blowawhistle)Hey,stop!Stop!Doyouknowyoudrivetoofastandexceedthespeedlimitalot

Sue:(feelwronged)Sorry…I….(stammer)

Jodie:(interruptSue)Don’tspeakanymore!Anddon’targuewithme.

Sue:(pleadingly)But….couldyouletmego,please.

Jodie:Noway!!(Resolutely)

SuegivesupandgetthefinefromJodie.

Inthecoffeeshop—WhenSuegetstotheshop,shefindsthatherbossCecilyisbusyinginthebar.

Sue:Sorry,sorry…(stillapologizetoherboss)I’msosorrythatI’mlate.

Cecily:(glareatSue)Don’tsayanythingatthistime.Youshoulddoyouworkrightnow.

Sue:(stun)OK…I’lldoatonce.

Cecily:Goaway.Don’tstayinmyway.

ThenSuewearsheruniformanddoesherwork.

Vicky:Waitress.Comehere!(raisesherhandandfeelsangry)

Suegoesthereveryquickly.

Sue:MayIhelpyou

Vicky:(speaklouder)WhereismymealI’mwaitingforalonglonglongtime.

Sue:Sorry.I’llgotocheckrightaway.(goestoakitchen)

Fiveminuteslater…………

Vicky:(clapthetable)Hey~you!Doyouknowmytimeisveryprecious

Sue:Sorry…It’smyfault.

Vicky:DoyouknowwhoIam

Sue:Excuseme.Whoareyou

Vicky:Youdon’tknowmeCallyourboss.Iwanttoseeyourbossrightnow.

(Cecilycomesover)小品剧本大全

Vicky:Yourwaitressdoesn’tknowwhoIam.

Cecily:WhatShedoesn’tknowwhoyouare.Iamreallysorry.(turntoSue)SheisourVIP.(turntoVicky)I’mverysorryforourservice.Themealisfree.(turntoSue)Sue,takemealforherquickly.

(Afterwork)

Cecily:Hey~Sue.Idon’tthinkyoudidagoodjobtoday.

Sue:ButI…Cecily:Idon’twanttolistentoanyexcuse.Afterall,youmadeabigmistakeatfirst.(Suecan’tsayanything)

Cecily:Idecidetocutdownhalfofyoursalaryforthismonth.

Sue:Oh,pleasedon’tdothattome!IpromiseIwon’tmakeanymistakeanymore

Cecily:Oryouwanttogetfired.

Sue:Ok…I’lldomybestinthefuture.

Sueacceptsthisfactandgoeshome.

Afterwork,ZoetellsSuethatherhomewasonfire.Suegoeshomeimmediately.（onherwayhome）

Sue:Goddamnit!Todayisnotmyday.

(Sheisinabadmoodandridefast.Thenthecellphonerings….thenSueanswers,butthereisnobodytalksonthephone.Fewminuteslater,thephoneringsagain,stillthesameconditionasbefore.Later,apolicestopsherontheroad…)

Police:Stop,please!(Gestures…)…Miss,thepersonbehindyoudoesn’twearahamlet.

Sue:(Shocked…)What!OnlyIridemymotorcycle,andthereisnobodybehindmeatall,ok

Police:I’msurethere’sagirlsittingbehindyou,shelookspaleandhaslonghair.Look!Sheisstaringatyounowwithasmile….Wait…gosh!Shelookslikeoneofmyfriendswhodiedtwoyearsago..!

Sue:What!Idon’tbelieveyou,police!There’sreallynobodybehindmeanddon’tscareme,allright

Police:(Scared)well…well…youjustgo…gosh!HowTerribleitis…!

Sue:(Veryscared)Oh,mygod!IsitrealOrit’sreallya……behindme!Pleasedon’tscareme,okTellmeit’sallnonsense…Igottogo…!!

Police:Go,go,go….andbelieveitornot!Becareful!

(Sueisgoinghome….Suerushesthroughtogohomeanxiously.Shejustwantstoknowifherhouseisok.)

Sue:Fire!Whereisthefire

Suelooksatthehouseforawhile.Nothinghappenedtoit.

Sue:Thereisnofire.Whythelighton

Sueopensthedoorcarefully.Sheisafraidthatathiefisatherhousenow.

Zoe,Cecily,Jodie,Faith,Vicky:Surprise!HappyFool’sDay!

Sueseesthepolicewomanandthecustomerwhomaketroubletoher.Suedoesn’tunderstandwhytheyarehere.

Sue:What’sgoingonhere

Zoe,Cecily,Jodie,Faith,Vicky:Ha~Ha~Youarethefooltoday.

Sue:Oh!Youguys!Whydoyoutreatmeinthisway

Zoe,Cecily,Faith:Becauseyouareourgoodfriend.

Suelaughshelplessly.

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Sue:(feelwronged)Sorry…I….(stammer)

Jodie:(interruptSue)Don’tspeakanymore!Anddon’targuewithme.

Sue:(pleadingly)But….couldyouletmego,please.

Jodie:Noway!!(Resolutely)

SuegivesupandgetthefinefromJodie.

Inthecoffeeshop—WhenSuegetstotheshop,shefindsthatherbossCecilyisbusyinginthebar.

Sue:Sorry,sorry…(stillapologizetoherboss)I’msosorrythatI’mlate.

Cecily:(glareatSue)Don’tsayanythingatthistime.Youshoulddoyouworkrightnow.

Sue:(stun)OK…I’lldoatonce.

Cecily:Goaway.Don’tstayinmyway.

ThenSuewearsheruniformanddoesherwork.

Vicky:Waitress.Comehere!(raisesherhandandfeelsangry)

Suegoesthereveryquickly.

Sue:MayIhelpyou

Vicky:(speaklouder)WhereismymealI’mwaitingforalonglonglongtime.

Sue:Sorry.I’llgotocheckrightaway.(goestoakitchen)

Fiveminuteslater…………

Vicky:(clapthetable)Hey~you!Doyouknowmytimeisveryprecious

Sue:Sorry…It’smyfault.

Vicky:DoyouknowwhoIam

Sue:Excuseme.Whoareyou

Vicky:Youdon’tknowmeCallyourboss.Iwanttoseeyourbossrightnow.

(Cecilycomesover)小品剧本大全

Vicky:Yourwaitressdoesn’tknowwhoIam.

Cecily:WhatShedoesn’tknowwhoyouare.Iamreallysorry.(turntoSue)SheisourVIP.(turntoVicky)I’mverysorryforourservice.Themealisfree.(turntoSue)Sue,takemealforherquickly.

(Afterwork)

Cecily:Hey~Sue.Idon’tthinkyoudidagoodjobtoday.

Sue:ButI…Cecily:Idon’twanttolistentoanyexcuse.Afterall,youmadeabigmistakeatfirst.(Suecan’tsayanything)

Cecily:Idecidetocutdownhalfofyoursalaryforthismonth.

Sue:Oh,pleasedon’tdothattome!IpromiseIwon’tmakeanymistakeanymore

Cecily:Oryouwanttogetfired.

Sue:Ok…I’lldomybestinthefuture.

Sueacceptsthisfactandgoeshome.

Afterwork,ZoetellsSuethatherhomewasonfire.Suegoeshomeimmediately.（onherwayhome）

Sue:Goddamnit!Todayisnotmyday.

(Sheisinabadmoodandridefast.Thenthecellphonerings….thenSueanswers,butthereisnobodytalksonthephone.Fewminuteslater,thephoneringsagain,stillthesameconditionasbefore.Later,apolicestopsherontheroad…)

Police:Stop,please!(Gestures…)…Miss,thepersonbehindyoudoesn’twearahamlet.

Sue:(Shocked…)What!OnlyIridemymotorcycle,andthereisnobodybehindmeatall,ok

Police:I’msurethere’sagirlsittingbehindyou,shelookspaleandhaslonghair.Look!Sheisstaringatyounowwithasmile….Wait…gosh!Shelookslikeoneofmyfriendswhodiedtwoyearsago..!

Sue:What!Idon’tbelieveyou,police!There’sreallynobodybehindmeanddon’tscareme,allright

Police:(Scared)well…well…youjustgo…gosh!HowTerribleitis…!

Sue:(Veryscared)Oh,mygod!IsitrealOrit’sreallya……behindme!Pleasedon’tscareme,okTellmeit’sallnonsense…Igottogo…!!

Police:Go,go,go….andbelieveitornot!Becareful!

(Sueisgoinghome….Suerushesthroughtogohomeanxiously.Shejustwantstoknowifherhouseisok.)

Sue:Fire!Whereisthefire

Suelooksatthehouseforawhile.Nothinghappenedtoit.

Sue:Thereisnofire.Whythelighton

Sueopensthedoorcarefully.Sheisafraidthatathiefisatherhousenow.

Zoe,Cecily,Jodie,Faith,Vicky:Surprise!HappyFool’sDay!

Sueseesthepolicewomanandthecustomerwhomaketroubletoher.Suedoesn’tunderstandwhytheyarehere.

Sue:What’sgoingonhere

Zoe,Cecily,Jodie,Faith,Vicky:Ha~Ha~Youarethefooltoday.

Sue:Oh!Youguys!Whydoyoutreatmeinthisway

Zoe,Cecily,Faith:Becauseyouareourgoodfriend.

Suelaughshelplessly.

小品剧本大全

Cecily:WhatShedoesn’tknowwhoyouare.Iamreallysorry.(turntoSue)SheisourVIP.(turntoVicky)I’mverysorryforourservice.Themealisfree.(turntoSue)Sue,takemealforherquickly.

(Afterwork)

Cecily:Hey~Sue.Idon’tthinkyoudidagoodjobtoday.

Sue:ButI…Cecily:Idon’twanttolistentoanyexcuse.Afterall,youmadeabigmistakeatfirst.(Suecan’tsayanything)

Cecily:Idecidetocutdownhalfofyoursalaryforthismonth.

Sue:Oh,pleasedon’tdothattome!IpromiseIwon’tmakeanymistakeanymore

Cecily:Oryouwanttogetfired.

Sue:Ok…I’lldomybestinthefuture.

Sueacceptsthisfactandgoeshome.

Afterwork,ZoetellsSuethatherhomewasonfire.Suegoeshomeimmediately.（onherwayhome）

Sue:Goddamnit!Todayisnotmyday.

(Sheisinabadmoodandridefast.Thenthecellphonerings….thenSueanswers,butthereisnobodytalksonthephone.Fewminuteslater,thephoneringsagain,stillthesameconditionasbefore.Later,apolicestopsherontheroad…)

Police:Stop,please!(Gestures…)…Miss,thepersonbehindyoudoesn’twearahamlet.

Sue:(Shocked…)What!OnlyIridemymotorcycle,andthereisnobodybehindmeatall,ok

Police:I’msurethere’sagirlsittingbehindyou,shelookspaleandhaslonghair.Look!Sheisstaringatyounowwithasmile….Wait…gosh!Shelookslikeoneofmyfriendswhodiedtwoyearsago..!

Sue:What!Idon’tbelieveyou,police!There’sreallynobodybehindmeanddon’tscareme,allright

Police:(Scared)well…well…youjustgo…gosh!HowTerribleitis…!

Sue:(Veryscared)Oh,mygod!IsitrealOrit’sreallya……behindme!Pleasedon’tscareme,okTellmeit’sallnonsense…Igottogo…!!

Pol