六人行第一季FriendsS01E21中英双字幕

1、Howd someone getyour credit card number?I have no idea.Look how much they spent!Calm down. You only have to payfor the stuff you bought.Still, its just such reckless spending.When somebody steals your credit card.theyve kind of alreadythrown caution to the wind.Wow, what a geek.They spent $. on a Wo

2、nder Mop.Thats me.Oh! Oh, the yuck.Hes doing it again!Marcel, stop humping the lamp!Stop humping!Now, Marcel, come back!Come here, Marcel!Oh, no, no! Not in my room!Ill get him.Youve got to do somethingabout the humping.What? Its just a phase.Well, thats what we said about Joey.Hey, would you all re

3、lax?Its not that big a deal.RACHEL:Marcel, stop it! Marcel! Bad monkey!- What?RACHEL: Ugh!Lets just say my Curious George dollis no longer curious.Ugh, Monica, you are not stillgoing over that thing.- This womans living my life.- What?Shes living my life,and shes doing it better than me.Look at this

4、. Look.She buys tickets to plays I want to see.She shops at stores thatIm intimidated by the salespeople.She spent $ on art supplies.Youre not an artist.Yeah, well, I might beif I had the supplies.I mean, I could do all this stuff.Only I dont.Oh, Monica, come on.You do cool things.Oh, really? Lets c

5、ompare, shall we?Oh, its so late for shall we?Do I go horseback ridingin the park, hmm?Do I take classes at The New School?- No.- No.This is so unfair.Shes got everything I want,and she doesnt have my mother.How about Joey Paponi?No, still too ethnic. My agent thinksI should have a name thats more n

6、eutral.Joey Switzerland?Plus I think it should be Joe.Joey makes me sound like Im.this big.Which Im not!Joe, Joe, Joe. Stalin?Stalin.Do I know that name?That sounds familiar.- Well, it does not ring a bell with me.- Huh.Joe Stalin.You know, thats pretty good.- You might want to try Joseph.- Ah!Josep

7、h Stalin!- I think youd remember that!- Oh, yes!Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin.Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.- Hey.- Hey.Hi.Hi. Uh, yes, this is Monica Geller.Um, Im taking classes with you,and I was wondering what they were.What are you doing?All right, great.Great. Thanks a lot.

8、Im going to tap class.So you can dance with the womanthat stole your card?Shes got my life.I want to see who she is.Go to the post office!Im sure her pictures up!Honey, youre kind of losing it here.This is really becominga weird obsession.This is madness, I tell you.For the love of God, Monica, dont

9、 do it!Thank you.What do you think?Lots of things.Which one do you think she is?- May I help you?- Oh, no, thanks.Were just here to observe.You dont observe a dance class.You dance a dance class!Spare shoes are over there.What does she mean?I think she means, You dance.a dance class!Come on, come on

10、, come on!RACHEL:Really?Hey, do you see anybodyyou think could be me?People, last time there were yogurt containerslying around after class.Lets not have that happen again!She could be you.Lets get started.Five, six. Five, six, seven, eight.Okay, Im not getting this!Im totally getting it!Do you ever

11、 just feel like youreso unbelievably uncoordinated?What? You just click when they click.All right.Now everyone grab a partner.Oh! Oh.All right. And my dead mothersaid you are it! Im with Rachel.Great, its gym class all over again.RACHEL & PHOEBE:Aww.Thats all right. You can come upto the front and d

12、ance with me.Why dont I just take off my clothesand have a nightmare?Its okay, its okay!Im here, Im here. Im so sorry Im late.Okay, here I am.So whos the new tense girl?Shes your partner.- Hi, Im Monica.- Hi.Oh, ha.Monica.Hi, Im Mon.Nana.- Monana?- Yeah.Its Dutch.Youre kidding.I spent three years in

13、 Amsterdam.SPEAKING IN DUTCHUm, Pennsylvania Dutch.And were dancing!Five, six, seven, eight.Hi.- Hey.- Hey.- Where have you been?- I just got back from the vet.Shes not gonna make you weara big plastic cone, is she?She says Marcels humping thingis not a phase.Apparently, hes reached sexual maturity.

14、Hey, he beat you!She says, as time goes on,hell start getting aggressive and violent.What does this mean?I have to give him up.I cant believe it. This sucks!You just got him.How could he be an adult already?I know, I know.One day hes this little thing.and before you know it,hes this little thing.I c

15、ant get off my leg.Isnt there any way you can keep him?No. No.The vet said that unless hes in a placewhere he has regular access.to some monkey loving.hes just gonna get vicious.I just gotta get him into a zoo.- How do you get a monkey into a zoo?- I know that one!No, thats popes into a Volkswagen.W

16、ere applying to a lot of them.Our first choice would be a state zoo.You know, like, uh, San Diego.Right?But that may just be a pipe dreambecause hes out-of-state.My vet knows someone at Miami,so thats a possibility.But thats two blocks from the beach.Its a total party zoo.- Hey.CHANDLER: Hey.- Hi.-

17、We found the girl!- What?- Did you call the cops?Nope. We took her to lunch.Ah. Your own brand of vigilante justice.Are you insane?This woman stole from you!She stole! Shes a stealer!After youre with this womanfor minutes, you forget all that.I mean, shes this astounding person.with this amazing spi

18、rit!Yeah, which she probably stolefrom some cheerleader!- Take off their hats.- Popes in a Volkswagen!Mm-hm.I love that joke.- No way! No way did you do this!- Monana was very brave.It was so wild.We told them we werethe Gunnersons in room .only to find out the Boston Celticshad the entire sixth flo

19、or!So when they caught on to the factthat were short and have breasts.They threw us out.I was thrown out of a hotel! Me!Go, Monana!Well, you ladies are notthe only ones living the dream.I get to go pour coffee for peopleI dont know. Dont wait up.Oh, by the way.tomorrow were auditioningfor a Broadway

20、 show.Excuse me?Theres an open call for Cats.Im thinking we go down there,sing Memories.and make complete fools of ourselves.What do you say?No, no, no.Remember whoyoure dealing with here. Ha.Im not like you. I cant evenstand in front of a tap class.Thats because ofyour Amish background.- What?- Wel

21、l, youre Pennsylvania Dutch, right?Right.Till I bought a blow dryer.Then I was shunned.I was just like you.And then one day, I saw a moviethat changed my life.- Did you ever see Dead Poets Society?- Uh-huh.I thought that movie was so incredibly.boring!I mean, that thing at the endwhere the kid.kills

22、 himself becausehe cant be in the play?What was that?Its like, Kid, wait a year.Leave home, do some community theater!I walked out of there, and I thought:Now, thats two hours of my lifethat Im never getting back!And that scared me more thanall the other crap I was afraid to do.Wow.Then I would defi

23、nitelynot recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.LAUGHINGOh, God.We didnt get into Scranton.That was our safety zoo.They take, like, dogs and cows.See?I dont know who thisis harder on, me or him.Id say that chairs taking the brunt of it.ROSS:Marcel. Marcel.Marcel, no.Good boy!See? How can nobody want him?Somebody

24、 will.You know there already is a Joseph Stalin?Youre kidding!Apparently, he was this Russian dictatorwho slaughtered all these people!- Youd think you wouldve known that!- Youd think I wouldve.Phoebe, what do you thinka good stage name for me would be?CLEARS THROATFlame Boy!Where exactly is your zo

25、o?Well, its technically not a zoo per se.Its, uh, more of an interactivewildlife experience.Let me ask you some questions about.Is it, uh, Marcel?- Yes.- Yes. Uh.Does he, uh, fight with other animals?No, no. Hes very docile.Hmm. Even if he were cornered?Well, I dont know. Why?Um, how is he at handli

26、ng small objects?He can hold a banana,if thats what you mean.What about a hammer or a small blade?STAMMERSWhy would he need a blade?If hes up against a jungle cator an animal with horns.you got to givethe little guy something.Otherwise, its just cruel!PANTINGHe got into San Diego!- What?- Yeah.We we

27、re coming back from our walk,and the phone was ringing.- Hes in!- Hes in? Ah!Did you hear that, Marcel?San Diego! San Diego! Yeah!Youre making a mistake.San Diegos well and good.but if you give him to me,Ill start him against a blind rabbit.and give you percent of the gate.Yo-ho!Where have you been?

28、Monica and I just crashedan embassy party.Are you drunk?No!Im lying.I am so drunk!Oh, God!Ugh. Great. You know what?You could have called.Ive been up here. Ive been worried.Monica.Monica?Water rules!Yes. Yes, it does.The restaurant called.They want to know if youre showing up.Nope!Im going to the Bi

29、g Apple Circus today.What are you doing?Youre gonna lose your job. This is not you!No, it is me!Im not just the personwho needs to fluff the pillows.and pay the bills as soon as they come in!You know, when Im with her,Im so much more than that!Im.Im Monana!PHONE RINGINGAhem, hello?Yes, she is. Hold

30、on a second, please.Ahem, Monana, its for you.The credit card people.Hello?Yes?Oh, my God!Thanks.What?Theyve arrested Monica.- Hi.- Hey.How are you?Im not too bad.Fortunately, blues my color.How did you know I was here?Because.Im Monica Geller.It was my credit card you were using.That I was not expe

31、cting.I want you to know, I didnt turn you in.Oh.- Thanks.- No, thank you.You have given me so much.If it wasnt for you,Id never have gotten.to sing Memoriesat the Winter Garden Theater.Actually, you only got to sing Memo.I cant believe youre in here.What am I gonna do without you?Whos gonna crashth

32、e embassy parties with me?Whos gonna take meto the Big Apple Circus?Monica, I started my day by peeingin front of other women.and youre worried about who willtake you to the Big Apple Circus?Well, not worried,you know, just wondering.Theres nothing to wonder about.Youll go back to being who you were

33、because thats who you are.- Not necessarily.- Yes, necessarily.I dont know what it is.Maybe its the Amish thing.Um, Im not actually Amish.Really? Then why are you like that?You by the door, in or out?In!You in the back, youre getting it wrong!At least Im doing it!WOMAN OVER PA: This is the finalboar

34、ding call for Flight to San Diego.boarding at Gate A.Okay, goodbye, little monkey guy.- I wrote you this poem.- Aw.Okay, but dont eat ittill you get on the plane.- Thank you, Aunt Phoebe.- Aww.Okay, bye, champ.Theres gonna be a lot of babesin San Diego.but remember, theres also a lot to learn.I dont

35、 know what to say, Ross.Uh, its a monkey.Just say what you feel, Joey.Marcel, Im hungry.ROSS:That was good.- Marcel, this is for you.- Oh.Its, uh, just, you know,something to, um.do on the plane.If you dont mind,Id like a moment, just me and him.- Sure.- Of course. Absolutely.ALL:Oh.Marcel, come her

36、e. Come here.Come here.Well, buddy.this is it.Theres just a couple of thingsI wanted to say.Im really gonna miss you.You know? And Im never gonnaforget about you.Youve been more than just a pet to me.Youve been more like a.Okay. Marcel, would you.?Marcel, would you leave my leg alone?Would you just

37、stop humping mefor two seconds? Marc. Would you.?Okay, would you just take him away?Just take him.O! That I were a gloveupon that hand.that I might touch thy cheek.WOMAN:Thats fine. Thank you.MAN:Next.Hi. Uh, Ill be readingfor the role of Mercutio.MAN: Name?- Holden McGroin.English - US - SDH怎么会有人知道

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43、因为他来自州外我的兽医在迈阿密有认识人所以有可能去那里但那里离海滩只有两条街一定是轰趴动物园嘿一嗨一我们找到那个女生了！一什么？一有打电话给警察吗？没有，我们请她吃午餐你们自己的私自执法方式你疯了吗？这个女人偷了你的东西！她偷东西，是小偷耶！跟她相处十分钟之复你就会忘掉这些了她真的是个奇女子振奋人心！是啊，可能是从啦啦队员那里偷来的！一把帽子脱掉一福斯车里的教宗！我超爱那个笑话一不可能！你不可能这么做！一摩娜娜很勇敢超狂野的我们跟他们说我们是 号房的冈lJ氏姐妹才知道波士顿的塞尔蒂克队包下整个六楼！当他们发现我们很矮而且有胸部后就把我们轰出去我被饭店赶出去，我耶！好样的，摩娜娜！不是只有你们活在梦想中我得去为我不认识的人倒咖啡了，不用等我了噢，还有一件事我们明天要去参加百老汇的试镜什么？猫剧有一个缺额我想说我们可以去演唱回忆把自己当成傻子你觉得如何？不、不、不要记得我是什么样的人我不像你，我连站在踢踏舞教室前面都有困难那大概是因为你有孟诺教派的背景一什么？一你是宾州的荷兰人，对吧？对直到我买了吹风机就被逐出村里我以前就跟你一样然后有一天，我看了一部改变我一生的电影你有看过春风化雨吗？我觉得那部电影超级无聊的！最复那个孩子