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THREE TIMES BEATING MONSTER Class：Class one，Great one Name：Kaidong Liang, Zhuowei kuang,Yuhui Lin,Ziheng Tom Bolin Chou，Jiahao Su Character：Monk Tang ， Wukong Sun , Pig Guy 沙僧 白骨精 白骨精变成的村姑 白骨 精变成的老太婆 白骨精变化成的老头 哪吒 Introduction： the monster discover Monk Tang enter his territory ，the monster in a hundred and one ways to catch and eat Monk Tang,but Wukong Sun detect it timely.m onk tang is an unfortunate，he dont know there is a trap!His expel Wukong Sun.W hen the monster 快要得手，Wukong Sun arrived timely and defeat the。At last，Wu- kong Sun detect the monster，Nezha take the monster away。 Tools：*map*photo* poker *toy tommy gun* 注：Emitofo（阿弥陀佛）fleas(跳蚤) intuition（直觉） 唐僧: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? 孙悟空: Bajie（八戒） ,map! 猪八戒: (摸出，递给孙悟空) 孙悟空: Look,master (凑近唐僧)（唐僧、孙悟空一齐转向猪八戒） 唐僧: Bajie（八戒） !How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! 猪八戒: Oh,master!Forgive me( 伸手拿回) 唐僧: (马上缩手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the west 猪八戒: But 唐僧: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? 猪八戒: (递给孙悟空)Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!(坐) My stomach doesnt allow So. 孙悟空: Fat Pig! 猪八戒: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will. 孙悟空: You will what( 露出凶相) ? 猪八戒: (语气变软)I will help you catch fleas. 孙悟空: Hm! 唐僧:（干咳几声）Wukong, factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? 猪八戒: You see ,master is hungry,too! 唐僧: Baijie（八戒）!Dont forget who ate my last meal! 沙僧: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away 唐僧: Em.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? 孙悟空: No problem!(安装完毕)（白骨精已躲在一旁偷看） 猪八戒: This is? 孙悟空: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from masters books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! 唐僧: EmWukong, you are becoming more and more systematic! Emitofo, knowledge is power! 孙悟空: Bye!(走 ) 唐僧: Lets play cards!(三人开始打牌) （响音乐斗地主） 白骨精: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成村姑) 白骨精变成的村姑: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? 唐僧: Im sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough. 白骨精变成的村姑: (在一旁观看) Oh, Chance! Bomb! 唐僧: Bomb?( 打出 ) 白骨精变成的村姑: Double King! 唐僧: Oh.I win! Em,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门) 孙悟空: (回来，看见白骨精变成的村姑)Oh,monster!( 上前就打) 白骨精变成的村姑: （倒)Ah 唐僧: (气愤) Wukong（悟空）! Look what have you done! She is my teacher! 孙悟空: She is a monster! 唐僧: Nonsense!(深呼吸) 孙悟空: Oh,please dont 唐僧:Its too late!(唱) Once moreyou open the door(我心依旧（泰坦尼克号主题曲） ，走音离谱) 孙悟空: Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱头) 唐僧: (呛住，干咳几声)Wukong（悟空）,Im disappointed with you! 白骨精: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong（孙悟空）, Ill teach you a lesson!( 变成老太婆) 白骨精变成的老太婆:Hello,have you seen my daughter? 唐僧: Daughter?. (连忙挡住地尸体) No,sorry!(陪笑，白骨精变成的老太婆想看后面是什么， 唐僧挡) 孙悟空: （咬牙切齿）You monster, Ill beat you into hell!(孙悟空追打白骨精变成的老太婆, 白骨精变成的老太婆躲至唐僧身后，孙悟空打，不想打到唐僧头，唐僧晕，孙悟空再打死 白骨精变成的老太婆) 猪八戒和沙僧: Are you Ok, master?(扶唐僧) 沙僧: Look,( 伸食指 )how many finger are there? 唐僧:Two( 晕乎乎地) 白骨精：Sun Wukong（孙悟空）, game over!( 变成老头) 白骨精变成的老头: (看到村姑, 老太婆尸体) Oh.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!(哭喊) 孙悟空: Ill kill you, monster!(举棒就打，打死老头) 唐僧: （想阻止，未及）You,you.(险些晕，猪八戒和沙僧扶住 )You have killed three lives! 孙悟空: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! 唐僧: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go! 孙悟空: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）The Sound Of Silence 猪八戒: Master, brother Monkey is. 唐僧: Hold your tongue ! Dont mention that guy any more! 白骨精: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体村姑, 老太婆, 老太婆在白骨精招手后“飘”走) 唐僧: （惊）You are 白骨精: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!( 猪八戒, 沙僧去阻斗，被击退) 白骨精: (抓住唐僧)Ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha 孙悟空: (悄悄走到白骨精后，用冲锋枪打白骨精,白骨精晕倒)A thousand years later！ 唐僧: Wukong（悟空） ? 猪八戒: Oh,Brother Monkey! 沙僧: Our hero is back! 唐僧: I,I cant understandWhat happened? 孙悟空: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! 唐僧: How,how did you find out? 孙悟空: (沉默).（做出思想者动作）Monkeys intuition 哪吒：Excuse me, where is the criminal? 孙悟空; Ahyou are too late ,Nezha! (对唐僧)Ive called the police. 哪吒: (摇醒白骨精)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走白骨精) 唐僧: Wukong(孙悟空不理唐僧)I admit my mistake this time(孙悟空仍不理)Im sorry(小声) 孙悟空: What? 唐僧: Im sorry. 孙悟空: Em? Louder,please? 唐僧: Iamsorry.(孙悟空捂耳) （音乐响敢问路在何方伴奏 ） 唐僧: Lets go guys! 敢问路在何方伴奏 孙悟空: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse. 敢问路在何方伴奏 猪八戒: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow. 敢问路在何方伴奏 沙僧: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. 敢问路在何方伴奏 唐僧. 孙悟空. 猪八戒. 沙僧: AhAh Sleeping on the ground again we set out. 敢问路 在