英语短信笑话.doc

英语短信笑话 Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulati! 不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.4.3.2.1. Error: No Brain Detected! 这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。54321 错误提示：未侦测到大脑！ Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now.Sorry I will leave, I cant find a brain. 你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ Good morning.Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live.2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 早上好你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Dont Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it. 漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 Dont be mad, dont be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ 1 day ull B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me.just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 一天你会很惊奇的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love. 你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. Thats impossible, he said. 有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, Let me try world peace. 然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,. 天天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友 Why should I be the only to suffer.? 为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友？ If u hide, Ill seek 4 u. If u r lost, Ill search 4 you. If ull leave, Ill wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, Ill fight 4 u. 假如你躲起来，我会去找你。假如你不见了，我会寻觅你。假如你离开了，我会等你。假如日子会把你带走，我会为你战斗。 But, if u stop sending msgs, Ill kill you. 但是，假如你停止发短信息，我会宰了你。 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z oops! i miss U A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z 哎呀！我居然丢了“U” 注：U代表 “You”你。miss除有“遗漏”的意思，还有“思念”之意。这里i miss U，实为I miss you. 我想你。 If you are alone, Ill be your shadow. If you want to cry, Ill be your shoulder. If you want a hug, Ill be your pillow. If you need to be happy, Ill be your smile. If you need money. wait for your salary. 假如你感到孤独，我做你的影子。假如你想哭泣，我做你的肩膀。假如你想要拥抱，我做你的枕头。假如你想要快乐，我做你的微笑。假如你想要钱等着发工资吧！ Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, Test results: U r a good dog. N