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Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China than there are people of any kindliving in the United States? - That cant possibly be true. - It is. What would account for that? Well, first, an awful lot of peoplelive in China, but heres my question.How do you distinguish yourselfin a population of peoplewho all got 1600 on their SATs?- I didnt know they take SATs in China.- They dont.I wasnt talking about China anymore,I was talking about me.You got a 1600?Yes. I could sing in an a cappella group,but I cant sing.Does that mean you actuallygot nothing wrong?I could row crew or invent a $25 PC.Or you could get into a final club.Or I get into a final club.You know, from a womans perspective,sometimes not singing inan a cappella group is a good thing.This is serious.On the other hand,I do like guys who row crew.Well, I cant do that.I was kidding.And, yes, I got nothing wrong on the test.- Have you ever tried?- Im trying right now.- To row crew? - To get into a final club.To row crew? No.Are you, like, whatever, delusional?Maybe its just sometimesyou say two things at once.Im not sure which oneIm supposed to be aiming at.But youve seen guys who row crew, right?No.Okay, well, theyre bigger than me.Theyre world-class athletes.And a second ago,you said you like guys who row crewso I assumed you had met one.I guess I just meant I like the idea of it.You know, the way a girl likes cowboys.Okay.Should we get something to eat?Would you like to talkabout something else?No. Its just since the beginning ofthe conversation about finals club,I think I may have missed a birthday.There are really more people in China withgenius IQs than the entire population.The Phoenix is the most diverse.The Fly Club. Roosevelt punched the Porc.Which one?The Porcellian, the Porc.Its the best of the best.- Which Roosevelt? - Theodore.Is it true that they send a bus aroundto pick up girlswho want to party withthe next Fed chairman?So you can see whyits so important to get in.Okay, well, which is the easiest to get into?- Why would you ask me that?- I was just asking.None of them. Thats the point.My friend Eduardo made $300,000betting oil futures one summerand Eduardo wont come close to getting in.The ability to make money doesntimpress anybody around here.Must be nice.He made $300,000 in a summer?- He likes meteorology. - You said it was oil futures.You can read the weather,you can predict the price of heating oil.I think you asked me thatbecause you thinkthe final club thats easiest to get intois the one where Ill have the best chance.I. What?You asked me which one wasthe easiest to get intobecause you think that thats the onewhere Ill have the best chance.The one thats the easiest to get intowould be the onewhere anybody has the best chance.You didnt ask me which onewas the best one,you asked me which onewas the easiest one.I was honestly just asking, okay?I was just asking to ask.- Mark, Im not speaking in code.- Erica.Youre obsessed with finals clubs.You have finals clubs OCDand you need to see someone about itwho will prescribe yousome sort of medication.You dont care if the side effectsmay include blindness.Final clubs. Not finals clubs.And theres a difference betweenbeing obsessed and being motivated.Yes. There is.Well, you do.That was cryptic, so you do speak in code.I didnt mean to be cryptic.Im just saying I need to dosomething substantialin order to get the attention of the clubs.- Why?- Because theyre exclusive.And fun, and they lead to a better life.Teddy Roosevelt didnt get elected presidentbecause he was a memberof the Phoenix Club.He was a member of the Porcellian,and yes, he did.Well, why dont you just concentrateon being the best you you can be?Did you really just say that?I was kidding.Just because somethings tritedoesnt make it less true.I wanna try to be straightforward with youand tell you I think you mightwant to be a little more supportive.If I get in, I will be taking youto the events and the gatherings,and youll be meeting a lot of peopleyou wouldnt normally get to meet.You would do that for me?Were dating.Okay.Well, I wanna try and bestraightforward with youand let you know that were not anymore.- What do you mean? - Were not dating anymore. Im sorry.- Is this a joke? - No, its not.Youre breaking up with me?Youre gonna introduce me to peopleI wouldnt normallyhave the chance to meet?What the fuck. What is that supposed to mean?- Wait, settle down. - What is it supposed to mean?Erica, the reason were able to sit hereand drink right nowis cause you used to sleepwith the door guy.The door guy? His name is Bobby.I have not slept with the door guy.The door guy is a friend of mine,and hes a perfectly good class of people.And what part of Long Islandare you from, Wimbledon?- Wait. Wait, wait. - Im going back to my dorm.- Is this real? - Yes.- Then wait, I apologize, okay? - I have to go study.- Erica? - Yes?- Im sorry, I mean it. - I appreciate that, but I have to go study.Come on, you dont have to study.Lets just talk.- I cant. - Why?Because it is exhausting.Dating you is like dating a StairMaster.All I meant is that youre not likely to.Currently.I wasnt making a commenton your appearance.I was saying that you go to BU.I was stating a fact, thats all,and if it seemed rude, then I apologize.- I have to go study. - You dont have to study.Why do you keep sayingI dont have to study?Cause you go to BU.Do you want to get some foo