Jokes about Albert Einstein

Jokes about Albert EinsteinAlbert Einsteins DriverAlbert Einsteins driver used to sit at the back of the hall during each of his lectures, and after a period of time, he remarked to Albert Einstein that he could probably give the lecture himself, having heard it several times. So at the next stop on the tour, Albert Einstein and the driver changed places, with Albert Einstein sitting at the back, in drivers uniform. The driver gave the lecture with no mistakes. At the end, a member of the audience asked a detailed question about some of the subject matter, upon which the lecturer replied, well, the answer to that question is quite simple, I bet that my driver, sitting up at the back, there, could answer it.Thats RelativityPut your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. Thats relativity. What Is Your IQAlbert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, What is your IQ? to which the man answers 241. That iswonderful! says Albert. We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, What is your IQ? to which the lady answers, 144. That is great! says Albert. We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!Albert then goes to another person and asks, What is your IQ? to which the man answers, 51. Albert ponders this for a moment, and then says, GO REDSKINS!The Soup Is Too HotEinsteins parents were worried that he wasnt talking at an age when he should have been capable of doing so. At last, at the supper table one night, he broke his silence to say, The soup is too hot. Greatly relieved, his parents asked why he had never said a word before. Albert replied, Because up to now, everything has been in order.People Are All the SameEinstein was attending a music salon in Germany before the second world war, with the violinist S. Suzuki. Two Japanese women played a German piece of music and a woman in the audience excaimed: How wonderful! It sounds so German! Einstein responded: Madam, people are all the same.You Simply Cant CountAlbert Einstein, who fancied himself as a violinist, was rehearsing a Haydn string quartet. When he failed for the fourth time to get his entry in the second movement, the cellist looked up and said, The problem with you, Albert, is that you simply cant count.Marilyn Monroe and EinsteinMarilyn Monroe suggests to Einstein: What do you say, professor, shouldnt we make a little baby together: what a baby it would be - my looks and your intelligence! Einstein: Im afraid, dear lady, it might be the other wayaround.All Answers Are DifferentIn the period that Einstein was active as a professor, one of his stud